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Who was the bigger retard?
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Who was the bigger retard?
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grizzly man seemed retarded but he had survivor skills, the into the wild guy was book smart and arty but had no survivor skills

its a draw i guess
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>>62786631
The one who literally thought he could live with bears and nothing bad would happen.

Alexander Supertramp was foolhardy but if he hadn't misread the names of a poisonous fungus he would have made it through the winter.
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>>62786675
none of bear dude's bears killed him tho. just some foreign bear that was insane. bear guy did become one with the bears
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>>62786675
>if he hadn't misread the names
What?
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>>62786966

damn foreigners
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>>62787005
IIRC he was reading the names and pictures of poisonous fungi before eating the one that did him in and when he started feeling sick he looked over the book again, realized he fucked up, and was all NOOOOOOOO
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What's with white people and existential crisis? You never see a black dude go about this silly shit.
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>>62787005
Peel off the top layer of any fungus to reveal it's name. It's an old survival trick.
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>>62787033
They get through it through rapping skills and big fat asses.
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>>62787033
blacks are too busy thinking about when their EBT card is gonna be refilled.
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>>62787032
well, ok but wtf does reading the name wrong matter? misidentifying it, sure, but reading the name wrong?
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>>62787033
it's a smart people thing
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>>62787033
They don't have the mental capacity for it. Plus, living a delusional life of hedonism will do that to ya.
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Did anybody else find that movie insufferable and laugh hard when he died?
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>>62787033
yo Niggas jus tryn 2 survive aint got time 4 that shit
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>>62787033
blacks aren't deep thinkers
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>>62787116
That's what I meant; He misidentified it. Thank you for clearing up something that didn't need clearing up.
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>>62786966
>brings nothing but bear mace while running up to bears
>maces "friend" bear who charged him
>feels so guilty he stops bringing mace
>brings equally unprotected girlfriend along with him
>stays long past the safe point of the season as bears become hungrier and more aggressive hoping to see a "friendly" bear
>meets unfriendly bear
>it eats him and his girlfriend alive

bet you even if stranger bear hadn't come along, one of his "friend" bears would've charged him again one day and mauled his defenseless ass to death

he's worse than poison skellington man because he got his girlfriend killed along with him imqho famille
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>>62786631
>mfw they both voted for obama

why are libs such retards?
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The guy who thought he was a best friend with bears.

The other kid just wasn't prepared for the wild like he thought he was.
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>>62787171
>one of his "friend" bears would've charged him again one day and mauled his defenseless ass to death

animals feel, anon
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>>62787033
look up maslows hierachy of needs.

its why poor people dont get all philosophical and shit.
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>>62787230
what was the mama bear feeling when she charged him and got maced?

would she feel the same again one day when timmy stopped bringing the pepper spray?
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>>62786966
>foreign bear
>bear guy did become one with the bears

No, it wasn't foreign. It was an old dying bear that was exiled from the rest. It didn't go crazy, it attacked him because it couldn't gather fish anymore, and he was easy prey.

Also he wasn't "one with the bears", he covered himself in their scent and visited them during the period where they are still in hibernation mode, not hunting mode.

They were in a glazed over state and probably didn't see him as a predator so they left him alone.
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>>62787033
Blacks are afraid of the woods.

They're very superstitious.
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>>62787284
>implying he didn't ride those fuckers, directing them toward prey
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>>62787359
>implying he didn't ride those fuckers, directing them toward his prostate

FTFY, degenerate animalfucker deserved what he got.
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>>62787033
When you face no real problems in your entire life, you need to create fake ones

Thats also why dumb whities climb everest too
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>>62787125
>im going to live with these bears because i am the chosen one. of course they won't kill me

STAY
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MAD
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OUT OF MY WAY AMATEUR FUCKING SHITS
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>>62787033
You're right, we just do dumb shit like make cities war zones.
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Grizzly Man for believing that he could be one with fukong wild animals. How fucking stupid can you be, and you get your girlfriend (?) killed as well. Fuck that dumbass tinfoil hat wearing dipshit.
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>>62787033
Existential crisis requires personal contemplation beyond 'muh dick' which niggers are incapable of
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>>62787185
for real, romney couldve saved us but no...
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>>62787033
Bullshit, black guys do the same thing but it involves going to Africa to find their "roots"
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>>62789109
this guy is the fuckin man

to answer op's question, grizzly man >>>>>>>>>>>>> other fag

>>62786675
grizlly man knew he could die. didnt he even say thats how hed wanted to go? he had survival skills and a lot of heart. into the wild guy was literally just an attention whoring dumbass who died right away
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