>hurr Star Wars episode VII is the biggest shilling campaign ever fuck Disney durrrr
Star Wars has been about shilling products since Empire came out.
>hurr posted from my phone
Kill yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtS7m10ps1E
What's wrong with shilling a movie?
>>62777875
I collected all of these cans as a kid.
I had them on my bookshelf for years until the cans began to leak and ruined some star wars cards I had on the shelf beneath them.
>>62778782
...you didn't empty them out first?
>>62777875
I suppose you were born in 1998
EP1 did the same thing with marketing out the ass
>>62778902
You are dumb
>>62778746
literally nothing wrong
>>62778902
thats what the OP was implying
>>62778902
I was born in 81 and I don't remember the marketing being as force as TFA
>>62778782
i saved them at first too, for months and then i realized not only was the movie not good but that i had empty cans on my shelf as decorations, i had garbage as decorations in my room. i recycled them.
![P-SW-Yoda[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w3lcM3K.jpg "P-SW-Yoda[1].jpg")
>>62777875
>not having the Golden Yoda Can
>>62778972
What the fuck? Is that Miller Light or something?
>>62778972
I have it. That can still gets me laid.
>shilling everywhere
>everybody screaming how EP VII will be the biggest movie ever
>movie comes out
>makes 1.2 billion
>everybody forgets it a month later
>>62779469
1.2 billion is a joke nowadays, thanks to 3D ticket premiums
>>62778005
Duh fuck why is the most noble leader of the jedi stealing some poor bozo's cheeseburger
>>62780017
The movie could sell 1 ticket and still turn a profit with all the merchandising.
mfw this thread
This is why anime is superior to western entertainment. Anime is an art form. It's not just some consumer product.
>>62778902
There is still a Star Wars Episode 1 Pepsi (or coke) machine near a store where I live, I always laugh when I see it.
>>62778972
R A R E
Anime is removed from Hollywood commercialism. Japanese animation has a pure art form that dates back to ancient samurai paintings. Western films do nothing but sell products with no artistic content.
>>62780724
>>62780655
Take a picture anon
Everyone knows that Star Wars is a commercial endeavor. The problem is that the new movie condones white genocite. I wouldn't care about sell out mechandise etc, but when you declare war on my race that's when I drop your movie and devote every waking hour to fighting it.
>>62780581
>>62780724
Nobody brought up anime, dumbfuck.
>>62777875
this thread is making me want a nice cold can of sheev pepsi
>>62778005
>diner
Wheres Jex Dexxter or whatever?
>>62777875
Tbh I'd buy anything with Sheev on it
>>62777875
They are plastering clone soldier masks over kids clothing mannequins here, its getting ridiculous.
>>62780802
>"Luke, did I ever tell you about Pepsi Blue? It was a good drink."
>>62777875
Mountain Dew is shit lads
>>62779355
Probably Caffeine Free Diet Coke, which are gold cans
>>62780939
I meant Pepsi
anywho the Yoda can was Pepsi, as pictured here
I remember I was visiting London when one of the prequels came out. I was staying in a hostel by the Thames with my girlfriend, a redhead with blue eyes. The premiere location was nearby and they had a full scale Xwing fighter on the sidewalk and a bunch of other stuff. I finger banged that girl every night because it was a shared room and we fucked in the cemetery because it was the only place with no people around. That was probably one of the best times of my life. A few weeks later our subway stop got blown up by terrorists.
>>62780878
Funny, I'd buy anything with Hershlag on it.
>>62780980
Each soda flavor had it’s own Gold Yoda can, so in actuality there is a set of four Gold Yodas, one each for Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mtn Dew and Pepsi One. Pepsi One being the most rare.
>>62777875
The marketing campaign for TFA is pretty ridiculous
>>62780188
Yoda tried to steal Luke's food in ESB
https://youtu.be/lXNwJymretA?t=83
>>62777875
You can't post TPM merchandise without linking to the commercials too familia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAKJ1Iou7ec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mq0EPH59J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVnFjjgAceY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8h7YJNGyAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ76vtV0Pw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUpkJXO0qLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AujDmA51ExA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwabxgoSGZY
>>62781191
I have pictures
>darth Maul shilled to hell and back
>has 2 lines for the entire movie
Why was this allowed?
>>62781274
Wow LEGO has gotten a lot better at machining parts and crafting ideas. Some of those models look really janky compared to how sleek they can be now.
>>62781659
>mysterious
>awesome visual design
>double lightsaber
>villian
He's jedi Boba Fett man.
>>62780783
Eh. I just wanted to compare the two promotional campaigns while mocking weeb fans who act like anime isn't commercial as fuck.
>>62780751
Shamefur dispray!
>>62779469
As it should be. Do you want people to obsess over it and just watch it in theatres 3-5 times?
>>62781113
>The marketing campaign for TFA is pretty ridiculous
Saw this on tv the other day.
Every kiss begins witha good friend
>>62782502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbd7Ne3mwJc
Why are charm bracelets tacky as fuck?
>>62777875
It Is. 4chan wasn't even alive when the last prequels were out.
>>62777875
>random background pilot got his own can
just why
>>62782000
I was thinking that too, I actually bought a star wars set recently because I'm a manchild and it was a joy to put together and looks great. I had the naboo fighter as a kid and I can't believe just how blocky it really looks.
>nute gunray diet pepsi
kek
I'll see your soda cans and raise you an Episode III vomit bag
>>62779391
>Go into bar
>"Hey ladies, check out my Yoda Pepsi can!"
>Profit
>>62777875
Dumb mobile poster
>>62783326
Star Wars III: The Game: The Sack
>>62777875
You obviously haven't been to the grocery store recently anon.
TPM's marketing & hype was just outright insane.
I doubt it will ever be topped.
>>62782502
>Rebel cuff links
I'd rock it
>>62783370
Only iPhones say image.jpg dumbass
>>62780581
>Anime is an art form
>this passes as art nowdays
>>62782502
Why is the dark side being promoted? They're bad.
>>62783326
This can't be real
>>62780581
They're already advertising Eva valentines chocolates for next year.
>>62782741
He sounds like the kind of uppity faggot that would sip on one.
Holy kek
http://m.ebay.com/itm/301065051093?_mwBanner=1
>no Sio Bilba can
SIOFAGS BTFO
>>62783326
That game was surprisingly good
>>62777875
It's cool that Ric Olie got a can.
I wonder if the guy who played him was happy that he got a can to show to his grandchildren
>>62782705
The absolute worst was the original slave 1 from 2000. When they came out with Jango's just two years later in 2002 it was night and day.
>>62783326
>>62784194
fun fact: that game spoilered major plot points of Episode 3 as it was released 3 months before the movie
>>62783463
>cuff links
i think those are earrings, fám
>>62784405
More like set my hopes too high
>oh shit Obi-Wan has this wicked duel with Grievous
>lol nope shoots him
>oh shit we get to see Anakin slaughter Jedi
>lol nope just walks around and brandishes a lightsaber infront of some kids
>>62783680
Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't stop there
>>62784598
Darth Tyranus trained Grievious?
>>62784656
According to non-canon EU barf bags, yes.
>>62780761
this
>>62780455
>>62780581
Fuck off back to >>>/v/ nigger
>>62784443
>>62783463
That shit is pretty neat. If I still gave a shit about Star Wars, they'd be cool.
>>62783326
>I'll see your soda cans and raise you an Episode III vomit bag
That gave me a chuckle. Probably real too.
>>62783452
>TPM's marketing & hype was just outright insane.
>I doubt it will ever be topped.
Pretty sure Force Awakens with the power of the Mouse is outdoing what Fox and Lucasfilm did.
>>62777941
>hurr i don't shitpost while i'm shitting
Kill yourself
>>62783452
I do think Force Awakens is outdoing Phantom Menace. I was actually looking forward to Episode I and don't remember there being this much Star Wars shit everywhere.
It's that Mouse Magic™.
>>62778972
Is this basically the rarest pepe?
>>62778005
For some weird this very ad popped into my head during my marketing class today.
>>62785004
> gold Pepsi can from 1999
> rare
I'll put your fucking eye out, anon.
>>62784940
>Pretty sure Force Awakens with the power of the Mouse is outdoing what Fox and Lucasfilm did.
Toys R Us did a midnight event in 1999 that I attended. 200+ people.
I went to the same event at the same TRU in September. 12 people.
Nothing going to top Ep1's hype ever again.
>>62783326
>It's not just episode III merch, it's episode III the game merch
i miei contorni
>>62777875
I collected those and I'm still embarrassed to this day.
>>62784744
You mean according to Revenge of the Sith. He literally says it in the movie.
>>62784981
>I was actually looking forward to Episode I and don't remember there being this much Star Wars shit everywhere.
Likely because it happened so long ago that you've forgotten how big it was.
>>62778965
I was in denial until Attack of the Clones.
>>62784981
>I do think Force Awakens is outdoing Phantom Menace.
How old were you back then?
Cuz I was fresh out of college and I remember how Darth Maul's face was on everything.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2hJ76vtV0Pw
>tfw even when you were a kid you hated the laziness of commercials reusing scenes from a movie to make it look like the kid was talking to the characters
>He didn't own a Sio Bibble action figure
>>62785854
Imagine the disappointment the kids must of felt when their parents got them an official Sio Bibble doll instead of Obi Wan or Dauth Maul.
>>62777875
>tfw most of my income comes from selling stupid collectibles to stupid people
>>62787222
I really need to get on that. I have a buncha stupid collectables I got over the years I don't care as much for anymore.
>>62787222
How hard is it to set your ebay account up for selling?
I was shopping the other day and even regular people were offput by how much star wars stuff was in the store.
>>62785854
Based Bibble
>>62785854
Getting this shit instead of an obi wan figure can only mean one thing...
>>62783592
bad to the bone!
>>62785854
I know I have Sio Bibble or some other low tier character in my parent's house somewhere. Mom bought it for me because it was half off.
>>62783326
>Star Barf Episode REE: Reflux of the Sick
>>62782572
there's no random background characters in Starwars, everyone has merch and an action figure and faggots who will write a whole bio for them on wikipedia
>mfw I've already bought my nephews Episode VII toys
>>62793028
Man, I wish I had a job just making up stories about background characters. That sounds like the cushiest job in the world.
>>62778005
>Pepsi
>DIET Pepsi
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>62781113
hitting the "im a nerd too, dont hit on me silly boys" demographic is smart actually
>>62780751
Lmao
Japanese are such regards
>>62781274
>fast food pog shit
damn, I remember that. Used to have some Marine World ones.
>>62781274
I had that LEGO set
>>62784940
>all those empty pegs in the middle
Bet you anything those are for black series
>mfw 7 yrs old when tpm came out and it changed my life
