what went so wrong /tv/?
>>62774389
what did he mean by this?
I was overjoyed when I heard on /tv/ that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked on a Korine marathon. Good riddance, you jawless hack.
Id rather cut that remaining chin skin and look like Raziel than this.
AAAAAAAAAA
>>62774389
kek he was grossly deformed and lived in pain until his untimely death, oh man 4chan is just too extreme
>>62774445
>not building a mechanical jaw
shit would look d-o-p-e familia
>>62774427
This. Pasta or not.
>>62774427
Is it a new pasta?
Well at least he's right.
is he laughing or in pain? i honestly can't tell
>>62774516
but then he'd have to fight a superpowered senator
>>62774427
White watches less than 400 movies a year, i watch more than that just for personnel enjoyment if it was my job to review them i'd expect to be watching a 1000 a year. He's style of criticism is to wait to see what everyone else says and then say the exact opposite
why does he stare at her? its not her fault he made dumb choices
>>62774389
Karma. Shouldn't have bad mouthed Rob Schneider.
Aw keep your chin up eggbert
>>62774389
>>62774427
This desu, I will never understand why people praise this hack.
>>62774389
"Videogames...will never be art..." - Ebert's last words
>he stares right into the nurse's eyes while this is happening
I laugh every time
>>62775940
>thyroid/salivary gland cancer
>dumb choices
>>62774427
>my rant is now pasta
Neat
Why does this footage exist?
>>62774389
The way he can still smile and frown with his eyes gives me feels.
>>62778093
Because if you're famous you deserve absolutely no privacy
>>62774445
Exactly. A real man goes for the full-on freak look, gets a super villain metal jaw, or wears a mysterious mask in public.
This shit is for pussies. It's like burn victims showing their face and scaring children. They should be going full "phantom of the opera" and I would find them much more alluring and cool.
I hope he was in a lot of pain.
jesus christ I will kill myself if I ever get diagnosed with untreatable cancer
fuck that shit
Who is this man? Why does everybody want him to have suffered?
>>62774427
>>62778073
>Harmony Korrine marathon
>Liking that hack's flicks
>>62776034
I've always liked Rob Schneider
Why did he live with a jelly jaw instead of getting an implant or prosthetic?
These days they can just stick in a new titanium jaw, but he walked around for years with a deformed face. Did they originally give him like 3 months to live and he figured it wasn't worth the hassle of more surgery?
That's from the doc on Netflix. It's probably one of the best docs I've ever seen. Siskel's backstory made me cry with jealousy.
>>62778093
Because hes an attention whore.
>>62778093
Life Itself, a documentary, about Roger Ebert. It's awesome.
>>>/celeb/ went wrong
>>62778297
>on /tv/
>not knowing who ebert is
wew lad
>>62774389
What the fuck is going on here?
remember when he butthurt tons of manchildren?
>>62778570
Commenters not read the thread for their obvious answers, currently.
>>62778186
That's why I hate those face transplant recipients.
They could have gone the patrician route and worn a gilded mask and veil like the king from Kingdom of Heaven.
Instead, they spend millions of taxpayer dollars to go from looking like the bad guy in Hannibal to the bad guy in Men in Black.
>>62778387
im posting this for cheap laughs
but seriously 3 months to live?
i'd go external metal jaw
what the fuck
>>62778623
He's right but it's kind of an asshole thing to say. I don't start shit with people when their senpai has died of cancer or fatness.
>>62778682
>kind of an asshole thing to say
not really. dumb faggot drunk driver got what he deserved
>>62778623
>Friends don't let jackasses spew such vile and idiotic critical opinions that they develop cancer in their salivary gland.
wew
>>62774427
He did suck pretty bad.
>>62774389
He was an excellent writer. I learned so much from reading his reviews. But he was too kek and Gallo did what he had to do.
>>62778297
I want the millennials to leave.
>>62778993
>That picture
What is it about Ebert that /tv/ hates so much? Was he pretentious? I thought he was a good writer...
Remember that JJ killed him with Star Trek sequel.
I dont understand how he made you guys so butthurt that you want him to have suffered more.
If this were /v/ I kinda get it cause video games aren't art but what gives?
>>62779210
>>62779190
He let the power get to his head.
His best time was with Roeper because they fought every now and then, therefore if a film had two thumbs up it was an all around good film.
