Here's your popcorn sir, I presume your mother will be paying?
No more popcorn sir.
Black people don't say "presume".
She is not my mother
>>62769770
NDT does probably.
>>62769770
Black "people"
Excuse me, I believe I also ordered 18 tubs of hot butter to go with my popcorn you uncultured n*gger!
*do a spin, touch my trilby and moonwalks out of the cinema*
>>62770455
>Using butter on your popcorn
For what purpose?
>>62770455
"Sir, a black man wrote that song you're moonwalking to! Sir?"
>Work at theater
>Fucking fatasses who ask for more butter after watching us drown buckets with that shit
I had someone come back twice for more fucking butter
>>62769770
Ever been to New Orleans or any predominantly black place, son? The older black folks use "big words" more often than old white folks. Going to church does that to you.
>>62770679
ebin post brother hahaha ub40 red red wine
>>62769770
>Black people
Reminder giving identity to groups of people based on colour of their skin is erroneous and biologically wrong
>>62770455
How do you finish calling him a nagger if you walk out of the theater after the first letter?
>>62770472
That's a weak reply senpai
>>62770701
>biologically wrong
At the very least, identifying people by race is biologically right.
>>62770679
>Going before a judge and coached by your lawyer does that to you.
FTFY
>>62770455
butter on popcorn? like the butter you put on bread?
please don't tell me Americans do this
>butter
>on popcorn
Amerifats man.
>>62770725
>old black folks on trials
No black man gets to grow old if they're criminals f a m
>>62770727
and sugar too!
>>62770727
They do.
I tried it once.
It's fucking disgusting.
>Europoors each crusty dry unbuttered popcorn
Can't say I'm surprised, too poor to afford the good stuff.
>>62770727
It's really more like an oil and it's used because it's cheap and does add flavor to the pop corn.
I think it dates all the way back to the depression when salt and butter were a luxury flavoring people could still somewhat easily get.
How do you eat your popcorn, with your hands?
>>62770727
people eat popcorn without butter? sick
>>62770851
No you uncultured European swine, here in America if you order extra butter on your popcorn you get complementary popcorn gloves.
FUCK YOU WHITEY GIBS ME DAT
>>62770863
>butter
>not butter flavoring
>here in America
I don't think so
>>62770778
Too poor to afford all that extra body fat too.
>>62769674
Excuse me Mr, but there's a large pile right behind you!
>>62770455
>>62770469
>>62770647
>>62770727
>>62770740
>>62770785
>butter
it's fucking diacetyl and acetoin you fucking plebs
>Excuse me sir, would you children also like a drink with their popcorn before they get seated?
>"Th-They're actually my partners children so n-no thank you."
>>62770862
No we put toffee or caramel, and chocolate over our popcorn
>>62770714
Got a (You) didn't it :^)
>>62769634
Throw some of this on there, family.
>>62770942
>not buying your partners children drinks
No wonder they fucking hate you.
>>62770943
Ooo how original, because that's totally a european invention. flavoring your popcorn with things other than butter how fucking original.
>he doesn't cover his popcorn in cheese dust artificial coloring 102 flavoring
>they don't put sugar in their hot chocolate
>>62770942
>partner
who the fuck says this? are people now scared of saying bf or gf?
>>62769634
Just give me some of your man butter and come fuck my wife and daughter later senpai
No, but I will be paying for my girlfriend.
>>62770778
most of us just dont buy popcorn
>>62770910
It's still disgusting, you fat bastard.
>>62769634
but I wanted tendies
>>62770718
Yeah, but then you have people saying Obama's not black and /pol/ tards saying inane shit like "you're not white unless you have blue eyes". From a scientific standpoint, race has no taxonomic significance. It's only useful to make distinctions among fuzzy sets of traits.
>>62771108
do you go in hungry?
>have my popcorn ready
>about to enter the movie
>they tell me I should go to the cinema showers immediately to get rid of the "bus smell"
>can't leave my popcorn at a dry place because they might get stolen or someone could pour butter on them just to fuck with me
>they get all wet
how do you guys dry your popcorn? can I just put rice on them to absorb the humidity, how fast does it work?
>>62771434
Most of us can go 2 hours without stuffing our faces with garbage.
>>62771539
you are supposed to crunch popcorn as an explosion goes off , it's for immersion
>go to concession
>get a tub of popcorn sprinkled with the theaters complimentary buck semen
>tell jamal thank you and that his drippings are a little saltier than usual today, but still delicious nonetheless
>get to my auditorium
>find my seat
>the theater is filled with big black bucks and white girls
>my mouth starts to water
>im the only white male here
>all the white males must've been at the 7pm thursday showing
>movie starts
>Louie CK & Chris Pratt come on screen
>they both kneel down & yell BIG
>all the big black bucks in my theater start yelling OOGA BOOGA
>all the white girls are wet, with their breast already exposed
>BIG BIG BIG BIG
>Louie CK & Chris Pratt's chant start to grow louder
>I retreat to the corner, dick already in my hand, fapping furiously
>the bucks impregnate all the white girls in the theater
>I start clapping
>pat Tyrone on the back & squeeze his cock to squirt out the last of his cum droppings on my popcorn
Popcorn is fucking disgusting.
>>62770750
eww
salted popcorn is the only way to go
>>62771623
Britkek detected
How those bread sandwiches taste fag?
>>62771623
this tbqh
Thanks for the popcorn Jamal!
>>62771366
How many times have you referred to someone as white?
>>62769790
Subtle & underr8ed
>>62771567
This, holy shit I can't believe there are amerifats that actually eat their popcorn before the explosion scenes. You're not even supposed to swallow it.
From wikipedia:
>The practice of chewing popcorn during movies began in the late 1920s when filmmakers sought to enhance the appeal of "talkies" by providing moviegoers with props to enhance the experience of sound films. It was discovered that maize corn[1], when subjected to heat, popped into a nutritionless, flavorless puff that, when chewed, produced a sound reminiscent of the explosion effects employed by early motion pictures. The "popped corn" quickly became an audience favorite, and moviegoers would each purchase a bundle (served in paper buckets so the undigestable mush could be conveniently spit back out afterwards) to masticate during the anticipated explosion scenes of the burgeoning action film genre. The practice lasted well into the 1970s when, coinciding with rising obesity rates in the United States, it was discovered that, though inedible, the popped corn puff served as an effective sponge for "butter" (actually partially-hydrogenated palm oil[2], a fattening and potentially carcinogenic substance[3]), and many Americans, shucking the earlier traditions, began swallowing the greasy "treat", inflating their daily calorie consumption rates to previously unprecedented levels.
>>62770727
The best part is it already has tons of salt and butter on it before you ask for the butter
>>62769634
Honestly ?
I don't like this meme
Singles only and theater showers are better memes
Heck even "bringing your falcon" to the theater is better
This one just isn't funny
>>62771784
I call people black and white all the time, just pointing out it's a broad and unscientific categorization. I assume that's what that other anon meant.
>>62769634
Mother? That's really rude, man. She's actually my sugar mother.
>>62771539
what sporting events
>>62769674
TYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
>not eating sweet and salty popcorn
literal degeneracy
>>62772054
>wholegrain
nice shit labelling
>It's a /tv/ projecting their american hateboner episode
I accidentally brought my bucket of buttered popcorn into the theatre shower last week, /tv/. I don't know what the hell happened, I wasn't thinking straight.
>mfw the armed guard in the lobby wouldn't let me throw it away
>mfw I had to eat soggy popcorn
>>62769634
This picture is photoshopped.
I can tell because it shows a black man with a job.
>>62771366
You are a fucking idiot. Quit posting.
>>62771777
why do fat people always take up other peoples arm chair.
>>62772152
>doesn't have an argument
>s-stop continuing to highlight how flimsy and empty of substance my belief system is!
>>62772148
wtf why is she exposing her pussy like that
>>62772136
Didn't you go through penis inspections first? You have plenty of time to finish off a bucket while waiting in line.
>>62772139
I work at a theatre with several black people. Pretty good co workers, actually.
>>62772188
My theater doesn't allow popcorn in the penis inspection area anymore, people kept getting butter grease on their penises and it was eating through the inspectors' gloves. You have to put it in the cubbyhole with your clothes now on the other side of the hall.
>>62772183
MissAlice_94
>>62772249
I want to marry her. Do you guys think I have a chance? Maybe if I go to her stream and donate money she'll notice me.
>>62772136
Just use a nylon bag Dumbass
>>62770727
You have a containment board
>>>/int/
Use it.
>>62772268
Maybe stick around in her room and protect her from people who say mean things.
>>62772195
You know how I know you're lying? Your story includes fictional characters.
>>62771612
my sides holy kek
>>62771967
> ?
Fuck off frog
>>62772352
she has a really thick skin. she hardly ever bans anyone.
I requested "nachos popcornos", not popcorn
>>62772352
That's a good idea.
>>62772437
I'll fucking beat them up.
I'll be fucking her by 2016.
>>62771366
>It's only useful to make distinctions among fuzzy sets of traits.
Like a taxonomy. You're committing the fallacy of the continuum here.
>>62769634
Who nachos here?
Is it really that bad going to the cinema with my mother? We go out like once in 3-4 months because this is the only activity what we can do together. Am I a beta?
>>62772757
The only taxonomic unit below species is subspecies, and it's pretty much a judgement call at this point.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subspecies
>>62771046
>putting sugar into your liquid sugar.
can you post a pic of your 6pack?
>>62772951
>who crunching loudly during the movie here?
>>62769634
Tracy Jordan! When did the metroplex start hiring mongs?
>>62773319
If it wasn't for her opinions, Anita might actually be qt.
>>62769634
>Ey white boi, why dontcha leave dat blonde bitch 'ere while yo enjoy yo shitty ass nerd flick, eh? Imma callin' my bruthas, we be takin care of ur phat mumma I swear
what did he mean by this?
>>62769634
S-send the bill to my home address
>>62770894
That's for people, not you sir.
>>62769770
>>62773563
Even though you're meme'ing you guys realize only blacks from the south talk like this right.
Including alabama whites.
>board for discussing movies
>thread for discussing cinema concession items
>/tv/ can't NOT clog the thread with their kek fetish and overcompensatory edgy racism
Sure is a quality board right here
>>62770979
>vegan kitchen
No.
>>62771650
Nah man
Unsalted popcorn with a little chocolate snack
GOAT
>>62774667
Alabama white reporting in
No.
Just no.
Only inner city blacks from any state (heard this shit in NY before, as well as Chicago) speak in ebonics
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