show sucked i wasn't on tonight
>>62761381
Fuck off autistic retard
Show sucked in general tonight desu
who /motherdick/ here?
so glenn is alive
wow who didn't see that coming
Daryl gonna blow up dat whored of zombies.
>>62761381
>help
t. pizza delivery chink
Top 5 episode ever?
>>62761381
I do like Lauren Cohan.
>>62761478
Fingers crossed that they have the fucking balls to bash his brains in for the finale. The writers are getting to attached to these characters.
that definitely did not sound like glenn on the radio
>>62761442
Very rude
GLENN ALIVE WOW WHAT A TWIST 10/10 SHOW
>>62761478
I didn't. Because Sling is a horrible app that doesn't stop crashing.
>>62761381
>survive several years of a zombie apocalypse
>clumsily fall onto two corpses and get eaten
bravo writers.
WHY HAVE THEY BECOME SUCH FAGGOTS?
DOES EVERYONE FORGET THAT THEY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF RANDALL WHILE HE WAS TIED UP AND DUMPED HIM 18 MILES AWAY TO DIE BECAUSE HE "MIGHT" HAVE BEEN A THREAT?
>New threads
>New rare weapon
>with ammo
>cigars
>pussy
Abe is the best
>>62761544
It was Durl?
So how did those zombies die? Glass fell on them and it melted, encasing them?
>there's people on this board RIGHT NOW that thought Glenn was dead
>>62761544
It definitely did not sound like Rick, the only other person with a walkie.
WHO HERE HYPED FOR COMMERCIAL BREAK
>>62761580
That was Shane time, and Shane wanted to kill him. Dumping him miles away was a compromise. Group's always been soft.
carl may have one of the worst haircuts i have ever seen second only to the classic JUST cut
>>62761603
daryl was driving
>>62761580
Alexandria makin them soft
the first few episodes of this show will receive decent ratings simply because of the walking dead lead-in but i guarantee it doesn't make it past 1 season
>>62761577
>people die and take a varying amount of time to turn to zombie
>these zombies wait until a human falls on them to try to get out of the glass that melted over them
I'm glad I'm not the only one who counted that as over the top bullshit
>>62761581
>he dumps rosita for sasha
pleb taste to be honest
>>62761632
He's got the lazy stoner bangs. I have a faggot friend who looks just like him
>>62761531
Dear God.
>>62761610
how the heck did that gentleman end up like that
>>62761544
It was a deliberately indistinct voice to keep you guessing. It didn't sound like Glenn though.
More likely, someone at Alexandria stole Rick's walkie and went on a search for something/someone. Either Aaron went to find Glenn or Ron went to find Enid.
>>62761381
So this episode was borderline pointless?
The only new thing worth mentioning is that there is another faction we kinda sorta see, but really had no point in being introduced now
>>62761673
I've heard it's a wig
>>62761671
>Implying he's trading in
>Implying he won't juggle both
>>62761610
>the US military uses latest RPG 7 variant
what the fuck
I looked away from the screen for a second near the end and suddenly the white dude wanted to kill Daryl again and stole his shit. What happened?
>>62761577
>>62761665
I need to watch that scene again.
I would have thought a surprise would make you jump back, not jump forward into the zombies
>>62761671
>Not taking both and the now single maggie all at once
>While Eugene watches
>sunny
>>62761657
They call him... The Stiff
What the hell was this episode? Are the writers giving up or something?
>preview for next episode in into the badlands
FUCK YOU AMC
>>62761726
The guy was a total fag even after Daryl saved him
>>62761726
Never trust a druggie
>>62761478
he transferred is chi into a walkers body.
just give us the fucking preview you amc keks
>>62761738
>>62761713
>the year of the Lord that is Ours in this present year of the 2000 two thousand and 15
>enforcing kekoldry/cheating
shaking my dang head at ya phamilies
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/11/16/the-walking-dead-norman-reedus-on-who-cried-help-and-jeffrey-dean-morgans-negan
IGN: We do have that small cliffhanger moment where we hear "help" on the walkie talkie. Is that supposed to be --
Reedus: It's not Glenn! Don't ask me! It's not Glenn! [laughs]
>>62761726
bad writing
>>62761764
are you serious? we've had episodes like this since season 2
>>62761736
She was kneeling to lay down flowers. When the one zombie's eyes opened she jumped up backwards away from them, but then she tripped and fell sideways onto the other one who started eating her.
>>62761726
just double crossed him and took his bike, fished a bit of info out of him I guess when he asked about his friends.
Aye, this nigga Sheamus got them rockets tho...somebody ass get fried.
So, what was the promo for the next ep? Is Glenn shown?
>>62761794
Its called having a harem
So I haven't seen it yet.
How was this episode? Better than the last couple episodes?
>>62761794
>Implying it's not okay to kek females
>>62761816
Which episode from Season 2?
>each tally is a show
A show that AMC is ruined with no remorse
>>62761846
lord no
this was the worst episode of the season so far
>>62761776
>"You jump out of a car and get balls. Jumping out of a plane and play chicken with the ground? Might pull the rip chord. You got walls is you got choice."
>"Yeah, you're totally right. I shouldn't kill zombies anymore. Here, let me steal this Marine's uniform and leave him locked in a plastic room."
What the fuck is this shit. Literally kill zombies. It's not fucking rocket science. It's safe for everyone and its the right fucking thing to do. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be one of those things. What, they have the respect to kill a friend but not a stranger?
>>62761851
All of season 2
>>62761821
The dude dint pull the gun on Daryl until the chick gave him the nod.
The chick is running the show.
>>62761835
I think it is supposed to be shown during badlands, I'm not watching that shit. I'll just wait for it on thespoilingdeadfans page.
>THAT FAKE-OUT
>NOT A COMMERCIAL
FUCK AMC STOP MAKING ME WATCH YOUR STUPID SHOW
>>62761861
>implying 90 minutes of Morgan practicing yoga wasn't the worst episode of the entire show
Stop the hyperbole folks.
>>62761861
That was morgan's 90 minute cheese making episode
>>62761899
Where the fuck is the commercial, btw on estimate how much percentage do you think drops after the clip?
>>62761806
>Reedus: I will say that there's never wasted screentime on this show.
>People are actually watching the show
>They don't know the concept of background noise
THIS SHOW FUCKING SUCKS WHERE IS THE TWD PREVIEW I HATE YOU AMC FOR DOING THIS SHIT EVERY YEAR FUCK HELL ON WHEELS AS WELL.
commercial wont start until the shows over kek
![enhanced-17159-1423068265-32[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zuuqpHJ.jpg "enhanced-17159-1423068265-32[1].jpg")
AMC right now
yo in that IGN article posted above, Reedus actually calls the dude Dwight. I don't think that they said it in the show. But so yeah. Max confirmation now.
>>62761962
lol
>>62761687
my same question
The thing i hate most about this show is the timing. All this shit is supposed to be happening at the same time yet some days go by in one episode and the next doesn't seem inline..how long has gleen been trapped now?
Well, at least it isn't low winter sun
>>62761908
>>62761920
That was actually my third favorite episode this season. I've always wanted to know more about Morgan. I didn't think they would pull it of as well as they did.
>18 minutes in
>no commercial
amc you fucking jews
WHERE'S THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS
I don't wanna watch Mad Max Chinese Road, when is the preview gonna start
>>62761847
Only straight men can be keked though
>>62761986
That show was fucked up. Morgan threw a camwhore off a roof for lulz.
>>62762003
>Walking Dead commercials every five minutes during show
>when Walking Dead show is during the commercials there are none
kek
>>62761580
>implying thats a hardcore act
They should have killed him. Shane was the only one with balls. The group has been forever faggots.
>dat promo
Absolutely disgusting
HOLY FUCK LETS GO
I swear the writers are obsessed with preaching their shitty morals.
>I never kill. Not even the most evil person. Why? Oh uh...life and shit.
>I never kill walkers. I leave them to rot and potentially bite others. Why? Oh uh...control and shit.
Here you go retards, literally nothing is shown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyB5mg5dL38
FINA-FUCKING LY
Fucking finally
>carol is in the next episode
fuck yes
FUNNELS CAKES FROM THE TOMB RAIDER.
>21 minutes without a commercial
is this a record
So is Morgan gonna replace comic Nicholas and try to overtake Rick?
>>62761908
No last weeks episode was the worst episode ever.
>20 minutes of this awful dialogue new show just for a shitty preview with almost nothing shown.
Fuck You AMC
That was it?
That faggot host had more screen time then the actual sneak peek itself
>scene plays
>immediately change channel after
thx tho amc
>>62761969
confirmation of what
>2015
>people shocked that they get Jewed on something
I made a point of changing the channel before I turned off my TV to ensure Badlands didn't get any ratings from me
THIS SHOW SUCKS I AM GOING TO GET DRUNK AND WATCH THE GRINCH.See you all next week
Can someone please update me quickly on what the comic is currently doing
>>62762188
You don't have a Nielson Box you dumb nigger. No one cares what you're watching.
>>62762179
Everyone listen to this guy. He gets Jewed on a daily basis.
Did Judith get eaten yet?
>>62762176
that the blonde haired dude who robbed durll is named Dwight. I'm not sure if they explicitly said his name was Dwight in the show tonight.
>>62762188
No one fucking caress
What was said on the radio at the end?
>>62762212
Rick is fucking michone
Everyone else but carl michone and judith are dead or gone
>>62762212
Carl is getting some hot pussy and Kirkman came up with the biggest non-threat enemies he's ever had in the series.
>>62762255
Laurie
>>62761908
That might have been the best episode since the pilot desu, at least in regards to the quality of the writing and the acting. Every single one of John Carroll Lynch's lines felt like it belonged on a TV show that was actually good.
>>62762247
I'll caress you gently, baby
>>62762264
judith has been dead for a long time so clearly you aren't actually reading the comic
>>62762212
Carl's dick is endangering the lives of everyone
I know you're looking at this thread for material to talk about later, Chris Hardwick.
Eat a dick. You are an unfunny meme-spouting retard.
The fact that the preview barely showed anything either means that a bunch of shit goes down in the next episode and they can't show much without it being a big spoiler or just literally nothing happens so there's nothing to show. Please be the former
Is Wade someone important?
>>62762220
Yes. Carol cooked her in a casserole.
>>62762310
If he's commanding some men and they didn't reveal his face, I'd say he's important.
>>62761531
Why do white people have so many moles and such poor skin?
Hey, Chris Hardwick, can you call Dwight a gundick for me? Thanks.
>>62762320
Was meant for
>>62762240
Ok, so was that guy conning Daryl the entire time?
I mean he and him sure got away from those ~dozen guys and a fuckhuge truck with no trouble at all, so was he working for them and just trying to get info from Daryl or what?
>>62762342
The sun is their enemy
>>62762005
For real. What brain trust thought you could turn City Wok into a show?
>>62762295
does coral endanger enid's pussy at any point?
>>62762369
Will do, anon.
>>62762414
She isn't in the comic.
>>62762402
You'd think they would evolve to deal with it after all these years desu senpai.
>>62762420
Thanks! Maybe call cookie boy cookie boy too?
>>62761620
I swear there was at least one other. Rick lists them in episode 3.
>>62762473
It was the black people group
>>62762414
A 16 yo fucks him when he is 13.
>>62761704
maybe those are the saviors?
This show reminds me of a PS2 game. Can't remember the name though.
>no Rick this episode
>>62762549
Lego racers?
link to new ep?
This show makes my ass itch.
>>62762212
Compared to the show right now? Abraham, Rosita, Glenn, and Carol are dead. Maggie runs her own community. The current villains are the Whisperers. Carl is banging their leader's daughter. Rick has become too pussified so he asks Negan for help to fight them.
>>62762342
latins have the most moles
wow they got michael gira on the walking dead
god paget brewster is so hot
>>62762697
>Rick has become too pussified so he asks Negan for help to fight them.
What a fucking kek desu senpai.
>>62762564
What a great pilot.
I had so much hope.
>>62762710
i wouldn't be surprised if this is actually true. i don't think anything of moles because so many people in my family have so many.
>>62762730
They have no idea what to do anymore. I hope the whisperers are the final boss and it fucking ends. It's simpsons tier now.
>>62762573
Haha real fucking funny you cock gyrating bitch. How about you make a 16 inch phallus shaped Lego racer and insert it up your cavernous anus, you fucking drag queen.
Good downblouse episode. No bras in the zombie apocalypse, I guess.
they used this same damn song in that walking dead morgan episode
>>62762833
Who has upset you?
>>62762871
I thought she had a black bra on?
>>62762833
I'll caress you gently, baby
Is there a torrent available
>>62762916
No one you ball juggling queef. I'm using these kind of words to get (you)s, you fucking puss riddled blue waffle.
Most of the Saviors were assclowns but the dudes that drove into the forest were rational. All in all? Dwight is a stupid fucker running off with Negan's two brides. Going off the source material we've got slim reason to think the Savior's Sanctuary is a hell hole that you'd run from.
>>62761726
Niggers.
>>62763012
Did you just get here from /b/? These third grade insults are really cutting deep senpai.
>>62762397
Yeah, I was pretty confused by that.
based Michael Rooker hat edition
>>62763012
>>62762833
>>62763044
Go away /b/
>>62762697
He asks for help to deal with Alexandria.
>>62763079
Hmmm? Hat? What? I guess we're never getting another Merle hallucination. He was in Atlanta during this episode's filming. Suppose he told the truth when he said it had nothing to do with TWD. ;__;
>>62762397
>>62763055
He wasn't working for them, it just seems like he changed his mind.
It was confusing cause he seemed to change his mind right after they asked about sasha and abraham which didn't make much sense.
Post more Lauren you goofs
>>62763119
Ronda lost dana, get over it senpai.
>>62763119
At least post some recent pics you slut.
>>62763117
He was asking so he'd know if his ass would be fucked like it would be by wayne. Three people is something you can deal with. Especially when one is near death or so you assume.
> Doug "weed lmafo" Benson
>>62763155
>>62763047
>>62763087
/b/? Fucking /b/? Listen here, cum gargling monkey fuckers, I am not from /b/. /b/ Has turned into absolute shit and they would be eating this up right now.
>>62763019
I didn't get that from the episode that he ran off with those chicks from Negan's crew. There seemed to be a bunch of other people involved with them too, unless he took even more than just the two girls with him. I forget what Wayne and crew said when they showed up wasn't paying attention.
So did they take his bike and run off on their own, or did they return to whatever group they were from?
>>62761665
There has always been sort of a split in zombies in the show. Walkers, the kind that stay active as long as they see activity, and lazy nigger zombies, usually the long dead and withered, or severely damaged/eaten, that are semi-dormant and trigger/wake up when bumped or otherwise agitated.
>Daryl
shakes bush
>Guy falls for it
>Gets bitten by a half zombie stuck on a rock
inb4 rooker yells out NEGAN
Michael Rooker a class act desu
Based Rooker
>>62763216
They kept saying they earned what they took, so they probably took some shit they weren't supposed to
WHO'S WAYNE? A FEW OF YOU HAVE MENTIONED "WAYNE"? The blonde man? His name is Wayne? I guess they've renamed Dwight in that case because it makes no sense to kill this handsome man off from the story perspective.
>>62763328
WAYNE?
>>62763119
Put some clothes on old lady
>Rookers permanent "What is this nigga saying" face
kek
>>62763328
it's wade
wade is a guy who is part of the saviors whose face we didn't see
>>62763328
YOUNG MOOLAH BAYYYY BEEE
>the walking jew promoting racemixing
lol rooker thinks the fans are stupid as fuck
>>62761816
Yeah. They're filler episodes.
Every show has them.
They're necessary.
Some shows do them better than others. This one actually wasn't too bad, as it was a largely standalone narrative that peppered in a little bit of foreshadowing and introduced a new group.
All things considered, I'd give it a 6/10.
>>62763353
>wade is a guy who is part of the saviors whose face we didn't see
Who mentioned this "Wade"? The men in the big fucking truck? Dwight (blonde man)? WHO? If this "Wade" is a big deal then maybe we have Steven Ogg's character namedropped.
>>62763388
they are.
I'm glad he's not trying to pretend the characters are all super deep. He doesn't give a fuck.
>>62761718
This pissed me off
Why is this piece of shit talk show so late now? When did Michael Rooker's career die?
>>62763388
He's right
>>62763430
>>62761718
Why what's the problem?
I don't into guns.
>>62763434
To try to make people watch that train wreck of a show Badlands.
>>62763291
I like how daryl could hear that zombie but the other dude couldnt even though daryl was furhter away
>>62763461
They don't
>>62763434
Rooker is in that glorious twilight of his career where he doesn't care anymore and takes parts in all kinds of stupid shit that dress him up in silly costumes. He did all his serious stuff already so now he can just fuck around
>>62763426
dwight said something like WE'RE NOT GOING BACK, WADE
>>62763461
They're just autists. I guess the RPG isn't something the US Military would typically use. It's a non issue.
How the fuck did Daryl and co. get away from these guys so fucking easily?
>>62763481
Typically as in never you dumb fuck
>>62763499
You're the fucking autismo.
>>62763486
They may have retreated to deal with the dude's amputated arm, and also couldn't drive the truck through all the trees.
>>62763486
I mean seriously, look at all these guys, all armed. How the fuck did they just walk away and hide behind some twigs?
>6 episodes and only like two days have passed in show-time
omg
>>62763499
no need to get upset desu
>>62762537
They are. Guy when talking to Darryl said: "Neegan tells them whatever they want to hear" as an offhand comment.
>>62763525
So? And? How does that negatively impact the narrative in any way?
>>62763467
Incomprehensible plots and adolescent power fantasy are hugely popular in japanese cartoons, they're just trying to hook that audience with the same thing in Badlands, but with live action. The only problem is, it's not Japanese, so shitty plotting, cardboard characters in ridiculous anachronistic settings don't make the weaboos go all "it's so deep and meaningful and awesome!".
>>62763525
What's the name of the author of these?
>>62763544
no....no he didn't
>>62763544
They already name dropped Negan? Bullshit!
Did Kickass remove all the Season 6 torrents
>>62763486
I think there was only a couple of them. The dude got bit and one of them said something about they didn't want to take this too far and it's not worth it or something like that.
Basically they gave up and left after dude got lured into the zombie trap.
>>62763549
gee idk maybe thats why these last 3 episodes have been boring filler bullshit
>>62763579
They remove them pretty quickly, it's best to download new episodes as soon as they're finished so you can get them before they're removed.
>>62763572
Nope. I had it on closed captioning and no Negans were uttered at all.
>Girl caller only cares about romance
>Rooker says merle is gender nuetral
>that question
>these shitty episodes focused on one or two characters
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, FOCUS ON ALEXANDRIA FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>tfw there hasn't been a good group storyline since they arrived there
This show died the second that flamboyant homosexual recruiter showed up. No more group dynamics, no more action, no more dangerous missions. Fuck Alexandrians, fuck Morgan. Season 5 will never be topped
>>62763623
Did closed caption mention who said "help" at the end?
Did Abraham lose fat? I remember him being borderline HMMMMMMM but this episode he was fucking smokin'
>>62763499
Not accurate. The US military obtains and tests arms from every nation on the planet. Including tanks, aircraft , small arms and yes rocket propelled grenade launchers.
How does Rick kill Negan
>>62763680
Unfortunately no. Just something along the lines of "voice on walkie talkie: Help"
>>62763551
You nailed it, exactly why it sucks.
>Rooker says Merle is gender nuetral that'll hook up with anybody interested
Is anyone slightly interested that these question are being brought up? Some what ifs about who'd shag who by the actors?
>>62763692
>dat rip in his shirt
no homo bro but I'd click the link of a porn Abe, stars in.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT hold the fuck up a second.
If that guy was Dwight how did he not know Daryl wasn't part of Negan's crew he was running from? How did they all not know?
Are they making Dwight a Hilltop colony person in the show verison and he joins Negan or something after they catch him?
>>62763719
He slits his throat and drinks his blood to acquire his powers and his animal spirit
>>62763719
Rick doesnt kill negan
>>62763728
People asked Merle's sexuality? Jesus fucking Christ he's been dead for 3 seasons. Celibate Durl is much more relevant.
>>62763731
He mentioned that he didn't know all of the people there.
>>62763663
It would be acceptable to me if the separate storylines were actually building towards something and moving at a better pace, but it just seems like standalone stories of side characters wandering around with a tiny little hint of something at the end. I guess the whole concept was completely abandoned when the writers revealed they have zero faith in their audience's intelligence to the point that flashbacks had to be in black and white so the idiots wouldn't be confused. The group splits up and nothing they do has mattered at all. It should be more impactful when one of them makes it back, but Rick sort of just wandered back in and has been sitting around Alexandria.
>>62763731
It's Dwight's origin, numbuts. Why should we believe he'd know every Savior? There's no cause for confusion.
if that guy is dwight then who the hell is this
>>62763730
Does he? I need this now,
> Kay Jewelers have official Star Wars bracelets
>>62763719
Slides his dick down his throat
>>62763792
There's Female to Male trannie Buck Angel
>>62763701
They wouldn't use them for military purposes you dumb shit
Who was help?
http://strawpoll.me/6019263
That is not a fucking handlebar mustache.
>>62763827
What do you mean by this, Mr/ Spectrum? Who's to say this random dead army faggot was issued an RPG?
>>62763747
Some tumblr girl asked via phone to Rooker, who would Merle hook up with if he were alive.
Typical shipping question.
Rooker said Merle said he would fuck anyone.
