Just had brunch with my normie friends today.
These guys (and girl) are the most normal, un-opinionated, kool-aid drinking, Jon Stewart-watching, Rick & Morty fanfucks to ever walk the Earth and even THEY are disillusioned with the new Star Wars film and the direction of the franchise in general. In fact, only one of them said he had plans to see it, and they were tentative plans at best.
It's over. JJ's career is finished.
if the leaks are true then disney really did mess up
they should spent more than 5 months 2bh
Yeah but they're going to see it
never cast a black man as a main character. black people are too poor to see movies in theatres, and the asian market only likes whites and chinks.
JJ fucked it all up.
>/pol/ cukk triggered by a kids movie pretending he has friends
This is just sad
>>62754862
I love this meme
>>62754875
post fit
>it's a Star Wars race-baiting thread on /tv/
>it reaches the bump limit
Every time
>>62754785
>Rick & Morty fanfucks
opinion disregarded, go call someone a redditor
>>62754968
OK, redditor.
With each new /tv/ spot it looks worse and worse honestly
>dude we got company! 80s throw backxDD
fucking seriously
im a neet that lives in the southern US and spends most of his days on 4chan.
im pretty hyped for the movie.
>normies might not like starwars
Holy shit!! Wow!!! You mean you don't have to be a basement dwelling retard to have an opinion on the movie??
Holy shit!!!
This makes sense actually, because I was talking to a normal person who held conservative values once! He didn't even use the term "redpill", probably has no idea about /pol/
This is really amazing. Here we are assuming that we're the master opinion race, and all normies are SJW kekholds who want Obama to be the dictator of the new world order, when it turns out the world is made up of all different kinds of people and I spent all those years alone without a gf for nothing!
Holy shit, my mind couldn't be blown away harder if I had a grenade in my mouth!
While writing this I started talking to the treat slave, A.K.A. "mother", and asked her if she wanted to go see star wars, and she didn't care either way! WHOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62755104
>im a neet that lives in the US
Like 90% of the users that defend this movie on here friend
>>62755138
breathe
>Just had brunch with my normie friends today
You're a normie congrats
>normalfags think its too nerdy to begin with
>nerdyfags now think its to normalfag
ggm8s
>>62755144
and you think the attackers have a lower percentage pal?
Many parents will go watch that movie with their kids. That's enough for Disney even if they disappoint nerds and your normie friends.
>>62754785
Boyega doesn't actually look that bad in OP's pic.
I have a bunch of EU shit, replica lightsaber, all that obsessive Star Wars nerd shit
I was hype as shit but the more I see the more it just looks like a cynical cashgrab and I've just become disillusioned with the whole franchise. Let me know when the rip comes out.
>>62754785
>all these meme buzzwords
look at yourself idiot, you can't even form a sentence without relying on using empty phrases you heard on the chin, the fact that people would even go near you astounds me.
>>62755138
woah woah woah
did he just attack your "nerd" identity?
>>62755170
>>62755266
>write angry post on 4chan
>be wearing tight full length thermal undies
>take a piss
>need to shake out my cock really well usually because piss gets trapped in my XL foreskin
>be too excited to read the replies to my rant
>don't shake
>get piss stain on my thermal undie panties
>get back to shitpost HQ
>someone posts "breathe"
>decide to listen to breathe by the prodigy and jump around my room
>piss is itching my cock
>sit back down and itch my pee-pee
>can feel piss on my fingers
>type this out on my £200 keyboard with custom blank pink keycaps anyway
>pissy keyboard
>itchy cock
>mom yelling through the wall about the music being too loud
>big smile on my face
Breathe baby ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PAHbqq-o4
>>62755138
What the fuck does Star Wars have to do with conservative political alignment?
>>62754785
>It's over. JJ's career is finished.
No, the movie will be the biggest grossing ever just because it's star wars. He knew he could get away with this much extreme jewing because of that fact, that's why he did it.
>>62755354
It's "breathe with me" you fucking IDIOT
>>62755432
>he isn't redpilled
Get a load of this foolish boob
>>62755354
i don't get it
>>62755498
It will never even come close to Avatar you retard.
>>62755724
There's nothing to get, what preceded was a true account of my life at around 11 o'clock, 72 days before my 24th birthday
>>62754785
I will not buy a ticket to see this nigger filled garbage.
You're unintelligent and you have a really impaired sense of humor if you don't like Rick and Morty. No amount of delusional buzzword spamming can change that.
>>62754875
this pretty much
>>62757078
Who are you trying to impress?
>>62757055
>nigger filled
>only one black person
>tickets sold in advanced sell out
>crappy videogame had the biggest beta test in history
>toys and merchandise is flying off the shelves
>/tv/ won't shit the fuck up about it
>unless you're stranded on an island SW is fucking everywhere
/tv/ shitposters are still on the illusion that this movie is gonna bomb. What fucking planet are guys living on?
>>62754785
>Just had brunch
stopped there
that's weird all my friends and i are gonna see it even my gf thought boyega was pretty cute
>>62757213
Its so low IQ movie watchers like you can spam "/tv/ BTFO" come December
>>62757296
>low IQ movie watchers
Let's see who's more idiotic the person who knows this is mindless entertainment and will go watch it with friends for the sake of a fun night out or the persons who constantly shits on it despite not seeing it and who have already made their minds to hate it and throw childish insults.
>>62754785
Star Wars absolutely broke record for presale tickets, the presale tickets alone make the movie almost profitable, let alone the untold billions in merch. No one gives a fuck about you and your made up friends, it doesn't matter, it's already a success for Disney and it hasn't even come out yet.
>>62757420
See what I mean
Low IQ movie watchers
>>62754785
Let me guess they're not gonna buy any toys either??
JJ wouldn't give a shit unless he could regress them to the 10 year old target audience. It's kids that are the blockbuster sellers.
>>62754875
/thread
>>62757155
i dont care that theres black people in it, but isnt lupita nignog in it too?
>literally breaking ticket sales records
>but muh friends
shut the fuck up, retard.
>>62754875
>>62757055
Then don't.
>>62754875
you seem upset
>>62757706
The Phantom Menace broke records too.
Anything would with the Star Wars name attached to it.
Doesn't mean it won't be shit and won't be looked back on as a disaster like the Prequels are.
>>62757538
>Muh iq
Kill yourself you retard.
it looks boring as shit
>>62754785
Im genuinely impressed by someone of your level having brunch with cool people.
>>62755498
Revenge of the Sith was praised as the savoir of Prequel Trilogy and that shit made 800 million $.
800 fucking million.
DKR made a billion. Avengers 1.5 billion. Avatar 2.8 billion.
>>62758158
Fuck off low IQ nigger.
>>62754785
The fuck?
It's just a movie, some people are going to watch it, some aren't
I know some dudes who still haven't watched the original trilogy, no one cares
>>62754785
He has really good skin
>>62754785
Why does /tv/ hate him??
>>62759694
I liked Attack on the Block
>>62754875
>>62757124
>>62757634
Samenigger see >>62757757
>>62759694
Ugly. Miscast. Role should have gone to Jesse Plemons.
Find more relevant things to complain about.
>>62760241
Why do the mods keep allowing /b/ tier star wars threads, but if you make the same about anything else its deleted?
>>62759694
/tv/ is overflowing with the brutally stupid overflow of ironic & unironic /pol/ shits
>>62759694
Hes a shit actor and big race baiter like human torch man
>>62757247
>my gf thought boyega was pretty cute
low quality b8 friend
even if this movie bombs in the box office and is the worst in the franchise, i'm still gunna enjoy it because im an independent thinker
>>62759694
He's really not that good an actor and I don't really like him because I can't relate to him, say what you will about Mark Hamill but he was quite easy to relate to as a normal white male for his time
>inb4 back to /pol/ :')
>>62759778
Attack the block WAS good but if you watch it again Boyega was the weakest part of the movie
>>62754875
>there are STILL people that can't type cuc͏k
come on it's nearly 2016
>>62760726
yet you took it, stay kucked kukboi
>>62761240
delete this.
>>62754875
This
>>62754875
pretty much
>>62755599
>actually thinking you're "redpilled" because you take /pol/ seriously.
>>62754785
What don't you like about Rick and Morty?
>>62760338
This
/thread
>>62754875
>if i'm a friendless cword so is everyone else
Seriously?
>>62761150
>I can't relate to him because he's not my skin color.
Minority's have been doing that for years. So will whites when this movie comes out. There is only a small amount whites who won't "relate" with him because he's black.
>>62762533
I don't get it either, but they seem to think it's too normie or something...
Chad is busy having Stacy suck his dick. He's not watching the best show in the history of Adult Swim.
>>62762841
In my experience normies are really turned off by Rick and Morty.
Family Guy is what normies like
>>62759694
I don't like black male/white female interracial relationships and there's a high chance that something like that will come up in this new trilogy thanks to him.
Yeah, it's really strange how quickly the hype is dying. My brother literally has Asperger and loves obsessing about shit and now he's even feeling indifferent about Star Wars 7.
>>62762841
>>62762935
yeah i dont think normies like stuff made by a guy that did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTlK3perdI&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DEbTlK3perdI&has_verified=1
>>62763323
>You're saying it's awesome that it actually references pedophilia and statuary rape by a family member? Never thought I'd say this but this ruins Rick and Morty for me...
>>62760158
He has the charisma of a potato. No wonder Boyega beat him out.
>>62763721
not saying its awesome i'm just saying it's really something that normies watch. i did jack off to that video though
i wish disney paid me to post on /tv/
can't wait to see what he'll do with emma watson
>>62754785
fuck that misogynistic piece of shit of a movie
People can laugh at it all they want, but there are more and more fans out there who are starting to feel the same way.
My old as fuck dad wants to see this movie with me after not going to the theaters in 10 years. That is fucking poetry my friends.
>>62754785
So your friends are the typical /tv/ posters?
>People unironically will refuse to watch Star Wars because it has a black main character
Who the fuck cares? I mean, if they did some shit like replace Luke with a black man THAT would be a problem.
No, seriously. Explain to me why a black MC bothers you so much. Please tell me how him being black will change the entire movie.
>>62766209
It reminds me of the man that my ex-fiance cheated on me with.
>>62766209
He's not pleasing to look at, looks like a gorilla. No one had a problem with Lando.
>>62766401
>He's not pleasing to look at, looks like a gorilla
He looks as much like a gorilla as most white men. Have you ever seen a gorilla? They don't have dark brown skin and nappy hair.
>>62766209
I'm not black, i can't relate to him.
He looks like an ape.
>>62766209
I'm not watching it because all the advertising and promotional shit has me well and truly tired of it and it hasn't even come out yet. I'm sick of Star Wars. It's the same thing that made me avoid watching episodes 2 and 3 in theaters and wait until the commotion was over. I'm just tired of Star Wars.
Now while Boyega's blackness plays no part in this, I'd like to point out that this line-up of new characters is pretty fucking ugly. Ridley looks like she just burst out of someone's chest and Boyega looks like he was the inspiration for all those bix nood comics
>>62757132
>>62762604
>implying /pol/tards can make friends
>>62754785
Nobody's gonna come out and say it but there isn't anyone who GENUINELY wants to see this nigger ruin Star Wars.
>>62767843
Did a blonde white kid laugh at you as a child and that's why you lash out so much?
You're a fucking loser and it's all your fault.
>>62754785
You and your shitty friends sound super shitty.
>>62766470
I'm not white and my three favorite movies have white main characters. If I can do it you can do it, faggot.
Unless you're claiming that, I, as a non-white, posses a mental ability that you do not.
>>62754875
Go away Disney. Fuck you and fuck your white-hating jews.
>>62768364
I regard you as human and not incompetent but likely marginally inferior in certain areas on a genetic basis, as I am to you in others.
You have no business laying claim to my culture, property, or society, and I have none to yours.
These are fair and equal terms.
>>62768449
Good thing you don't get to make the terms. "Culture" and "Society" are not something you can own because they aren't physical, real things. I'll adopt and use the things I please. And if you don't then you're needlessly limiting your own life experience and I pity you.
Or I would if you weren't a giant hypocrite posting on a japanese anime forum
>this board
>this topic
>>62758157
>What is the Christmas special
>>62768449
This whole post is some quasi- intellectual bs
>>62768492
>I'll adopt and use the things I please.
You can't be two things. You can't be white and black. You can be either one, or you can be something else that is neither, and that is inferior to either. But you can't be both.
The identity crisis of non-whites who primarily identify with white culture is a result of this contradiction. You both want to become fully white, and at the same time you want to be something else. You call this freedom and equality, and, in your self-hatred, seek to destroy what is real that disproves that ideal.
I'm the one who pities you.
>>62754785
Advance ticket sales for the film began on October 19, 2015,[151] and were in strong demand, resulting in online movie ticket sites crashing.[152][153] Vue Cinemas, the U.K.'s third-largest theater chain, sold 45,000 tickets in 24 hours, 10,000 of which were sold in 90 minutes, a record for the theater.[154] It pre-sold a record breaking $6.5 million worth of IMAX ticket sales on a single day. IMAX has never previously registered more than $1 million in pre-sales on a single day.[14
Reports in April 2015 from The Hollywood Reporter and Amboee Brand Intelligence predicted the film would earn up to $540 million worldwide for its opening, breaking the record for the biggest worldwide opening (currently held by Jurassic World with $524.1 million in June 2015), as well as breaking the record for the biggest U.S. opening (also held by Jurassic World, with $208.8 million). They also believed that The Force Awakens would have the widest release ever, across 4,500 theaters in North America (a record currently held by The Twilight Saga: Eclipse with 4,468 theaters).[191] Box office analyst Phil Contrino likened the film to Avatar (2009), which opened to $77 million in North America and went on to earn $2.8 billion worldwide, saying The Force Awakens would earn $1 billion "without blinking" and could cross $2 billion.[191]
Does anyone else think it's sort of weird how hard Disney is pushing this franchise?
I live in a very small town, you could almost call it a village, in rural yurop.
Recently one of our supermarkets closed down because some sort of contract ran out.
The billboard in front of it that used to advertise deals on yogurt and apples now just says "STAR WARS" next to an image of a storm trooper
it's kind of scary
>>62768697
Kek. Nah identifying yourself by race is lame. All it has done for you is limited the things you enjoy and made you bitter and hateful.
I don't "primarily identify with white culture"- My favorite films just happen to have white leads.
>seek to destroy what is real that disproves that ideal
double kek.
>>62755781
>>62759339
>won't come close to Avatar
>Ticket pre-order already beat the previous record holder by 8 fucking times
>won't come close to fucking Avatar
Do you actually know what you are talking about?
>>62768779
>Nah identifying yourself by race is lame
Only if you somehow hate what you are, no? It's just the same as someone who denies their gender. You can't change reality.
At any rate, I ask that you have the empathy and consideration to respect that others do not agree with your disdain of race.
>>62768852
>, no?
Not that guy, but I would like to know where you are from.
I always see people doing the ", no?" thing and I believe it has to be people from a specific country who learned English as their second language, but so far I've been unable to locate where that is
>>62768697
Oh yeah sure, cultures never ever mix and merge when put in contact with each other. That's why Tex-mex doesn't exist.
If you put as much time into thinking as you put into your insufferably pretentious writing maybe you wouldn't believe stupid shit.
>>62768852
Nope. I don't identify myself by my gender either. If you asked me who I was, I wouldn't say either of those things unless you asked. And then I'd say that stuff is pretty superficial and doesn't really make me who I am, instead focusing on individual traits.
And no, I'm not gonna respect your racism. I think it's ignorant and destructive. So I'll continue to call you out for the fag that you are. (because you really are a huge faggot). I mean, I won't lynch you or pass laws to segregate you from society or anything- but I'm gonna keep calling you a fag.
>>62768929
>And no, I'm not gonna respect your racism.
All I'm asking is that you have tolerance and respect for people with different cultures, histories, and identities than the ones you feel comfortable with.
>>62768925
>Like, if everyone's gonna die eventually, why is murder even bad, man?
>>62755138
>mind couldn't be blown away harder if I had a grenade in my mouth!
That was super fucking funny I have to admit.
>>62768981
I respect aspects of other cultures. Not things like racism or fundamentalism or authoritarianism, etc. That's the great thing about considering yourself an individual. You don't accept the bad with the good on principle.
>>62769056
>I respect aspects of other cultures.
If my culture wants to peacefully live on our own, and live exclusively with our own, is it your belief that you have the right to forcefully prevent us from doing so?
>>62769080
>>62768981
>>62768697
You have absolutely no reading or comprehensive skills and act like a fedora.
>>62769080
Again you don't own a culture, and I've already said I don't agree with the application of force.
But if you're talking about if you had a community somewhere filled with individuals who didn't want me there, on property that you own, because of my race, then I would just think you're a bunch of retarded shit heads and ignore you.
If you dumb assholes came up with a great idea or perhaps made a great film that I somehow came into possession of, then I'd make use of it as I wished. (say for example, you sold a copy of your film to someone and he sold it to me- it's mine and there ain't shit you can do about you little bitch)
>ITT le ebin trolls
>>62754785
What career? He has always been a hack and normies will always eat it up.
>>62769130
>But if you're talking about if you had a community somewhere filled with individuals who didn't want me there, on property that you own, because of my race
If you weren't so hateful and disrespectful, I wouldn't be against allowing you to visit for a set period of time if you wanted.
But seeing that you clearly and shamelessly hate me, and wish me harm in some way or another, yes I would absolutely insist that you stay away.
>>62769056
>i respect aspects
well who doesn't, you blithering fuckwit. Piss off with your affectations of superior morality, I shit in your mother's cunt.
>>62769175
I don't hate you, I think you're a moron.
Remember friends. We live in a backwards society. They're the aggressors, now. They're the ones who are out to destroy our way of life. And they will, unless we develop ways to articulate their hatred, and make their true intentions apparent and clear.
All of this is only happening because whites are giving their permission for it to happen. As soon as we can definitively and clearly demonstrate, as I have here, to your average white that their "equality" is a lie, that their "peace" is hatred, then it all comes to a stop. And cultural enrichers will remember their place.
>>62769275
You really think entire races of people are covertly plotting against you? And legitimately hate you instead of just trying to live the best lives they possibly can? I honestly want to know.
>>62769362
>You really think entire races of people are covertly plotting against you?
Hopefully not. But war is the historical norm, so there is a chance that the possibility of divergent racial and cultural interests can't be so easily dismissed as a conspiracy.
>>62754785
Normies don't give a shit about Star Wars
>>62760158
To be fair, Finn does actually seem like he's trying to fill the role right. He could have just been cast as the comic relief black guy, like Jar Jar was.
>>62769444
Hey look it's President Musk.
>>62754968
Rick and Morty is just alright. The first few episodes were charming and funny but damn dude it's just not that good
You guys say this same shit with every big release then it still does well and you guys bitch and moan
>>62770955
Something gotta keep these manchildren busy, right? Im not even a star wars fan but if any of you retards think this movie isnt gonna make a billion you are just in denial
>>62754785
I really don't see what's wrong with him.
>>62754875
thread should've ended at this post
>>62754785
fuck off /pol/
>>62754875
this desu senpai
>>62768872
Not the same dude, but Spanish ppl do that very often
