I hope you've all seen the best horror movie.
>>62734017
I haven't seen it. Any reason why I should bother?
>>62734046
Autism
>>62734017
Yeah it scared the shit out of me and was a good movie overall
>>62734046
if you have to ask then it's not for you
I saw this in some small arthouse theatre with like 6 other people after all the early hype. It was literally the worst movie I ever paid to see. I despised every second but waited to see if there was something coming that would somehow make me see the movie in a new light. That never happened. When the end credits began I started shaking uncontrollably, so overcome with rage. I sat there trembling for the entire duration of the credits, after which everyone else had left and I shouted at the top of my voice "literally reddit the movie"
Convinced it only got acclaim because of SJWs wanting to fly the flag for "muh female director".
>>62734170
you're getting cheeto dust all over your keyboard
>>62734170
Holy shit, you're pathetic.
>>62734306
>>62734220
If you want to praise this piece of shit then go back to reddit. /tv/ = NOT FOR BABAMEME FANS.
>>62734017
Rotten Tomatoes is either broken, or we are in the plebian era. It goes here.
>>62734170
senpai....
It's not bad but not very good either. Not very well paced, the kid's acting was cringe-inducing, not that the rest of the cast were any better, and the ending was terrible. It's one of those movies that are worth checking out if they just happen to be playing on tv, but I wouldn't recommend actually going out of your way to see it. There is just so much better stuff out there, good stuff, stuff that doesn't have to rely on marketing gimmicks and memes to generate buzz.
>>62734170
2/10
>>62734112
You do when you know literally nothing about it you tard.
>>62734412
Why do people say this? The kid was such a good actor. He acts just how a kid would act
>>62734433
If it was for you in the first place, you'd already know.
>>62734046
not really
the only thing about it that's stuck with me in the slightest is some of the uncanniness i felt while watching it
>>62734170
>mfw This was the rage I once knew also.
Some people's intelligence was insulted, and some drank the koolade.
>>62734447
No I wouldn't, the world doesn't work like it does on TV, movies aren't a part of some secret society.
Your bosses didn't tell you you can stop shilling this here? It's been a year. You fooled plenty of au/tv/ists into seeing it, it's shit, give it up.
>Finally a decent modern horror film that has motifs, strong acting and is actually scary in some scenes
>/tv/ hates it
Never change, fuck tards.
The Babadook is objectively terrible
Those of you who hate this movie, I'd love to hear your recommendations on GOOD horror films that were made in the last 5 years.
Go on, I'm waiting.
>>62734660
>I have low standards
>I was impressed by a mediocre movie
>people with higher cinematic intelligence than me watch it and call it mediocre
>I get upset
You are juvenile about horror, that's all there is to it.
>>62734683
>For those of you who hated this cancer. I'd love to hear your recommendations on ENJOYABLE forms of cancer you developed in the last 5 years.
>Go on, I'm waiting.
I actually watched this 20 minutes ago for the first time and I have to say, it DID NOT live up to
/tv/ hype. Literally the first eerie thing to happen occurs at exactly halfway through the movie (the part where the book shows the scarier babadook posessing the mom). I thought this would be a major plot catalyst, but the movie literally only declines in quality from there. Seriously, there were only 3 good scenes in this "horror movie": the parts where we actually HEAR THE MONSTER THE MOVIE IS NAMED AFTER. The whole "I'm possessed and going crazy" aspect made me miss when the babadook was still disembodied and actually fucking scary
>>62734793
Love it when someone reveals this to be the shitstain it is. You can just picture all of the neckbeards scrambling around clutching their fedoras to their heads screaming "this can't be happening", frantically tapping at their keyboards
>MUH METAPHOR
>>62734017
that movie was such absolute shit that I was positive that image was shooped.
how the fuck did that sack of crap get 98%?
>>62734638
>au/tv/ists
autvists?
it's fa/tv/irgins, newfriend.
>>62734434
/tv/ is upset with its accurate portrayal of autism
>>62734890
SJWs, my friend. The hip trendy bloggers praise a bad film for political reasons. All the redditors who can't think for themselves parrot what they've heard their authority figures praise and then the meme gets bigger and bigger. It's left to people like us, those trained in cinema and free from political shackles to be able to see the film for what it actually is.
>>62734017
>yfw normies think the monster was real
Normies disgust me
>>62734017
Not that great. 6 or 7ish but nothing spectacular, and still far far behind of the best horror movie ever made (pic related).
if you're really a clever one and you know what it is to see
then you can make friends with a special one, a friend of you and me
>>62734683
Dude it wasn't a horror movie, period.
>>62735128
You're right it wasn't. But it was portrayed as one.
>>62734017
It's average. Just cause it scores high doesn't mean it's better than others. It just means that it's popular.
literally the best horror movie since blair witch and there is literally NOTHING any of you autists can do about it
>>62736356
It's Titanic & Pearl Harbor all over again.
>mfw
>>62734017
>Nothing Happens: The Movie
>>62737069
I liked Blair Witch, but it's bad when a newer movie with a bigger budget and more actors and effects is a snorefest in comparison.
