wut
Yesterday, I found some fungus growing on my anus. Is this normal?
>absolute shit: 0 oscars
>masterpiece: 17 oscars
>pretty good: 0 oscars
>>62726840
jjust poop it out
>LOTR
>good
maybe a good movie to fall asleep to.
>>62726737
because the LotR books are considered "classics".
>>62726872
Literally the ONLY movie I've ever fallen asleep to. Been thinking of giving it a second chance.
>>62726872
lol fag
Aren't all of the LOTR Oscars technical and design ones?
>>62726737
Can women understand LOTR?
>>62726872
narcolepsy?
>>62726910
Nevermind. They took over the 2013 ones
>>62726849
LOTR was garbage
nearly died of boredom after watching 15 minutes of one. and I've say through a james benning film.
>>62726910
Besides Return of the King, which basically swept the Oscars.
>>62726872
I wish I was dead so I could be rid of the plebs that breath the same air as me
>>62726737
I know OP, putting HP and Twilight in the same league as LoTR is blasphemous. They should have called them the way they're called, movies (HP) and flicks (Twilight).
LOTR is the GOAT soundtrack.
Listening to The Shire theme gives me chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslyQmbqX0E
SILMARILLION/ CHILDREN OF HURIN WHEN LADS?
>>62726872
p l e b
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>>62726951
yeah man shit didnt even have iron man or the hulk or even dubstep navy seals fuck that boring shit
>>62726989
pls no
>Generic Hollywood cashgrab for teenage girls gets 0 Oscars.
>Masterpiece that pioneered and perfected dozens of visual and audio techniques that people from 7 to 70 can enjoy gets 17 Oscars.
>Great kids movies at first that devolve into angst-driven clusterfucks with no consistent tonality or pacing due to constant directorial changes targeted at teenagers that grew up with the franchise gets 0 Oscars.
>>62726989
hopefully NEVER
>>62726737
>thinking twilight or harry potter deserves oscars
>b-but they had lots of sequels!
hp 3-6 the acting got so bad it was like a middle school play
Lol @ the dorks deluding themselves that LoTR isn't pleb shit.
>>62726737
>wut
what do you mean?
I don't see nothing wrong.
>>62726737
>>62726872
>>62726951
>>62727117
are you a 14 year old girl?
>>62727064
It could be great f4m, that "could be" is worth a shot.
>imagine a lovecraftian melkor/ungoliant
>imagine a war of gods
>imagine the music of creation
>imagine the tragedy of hurin
>imagine the war to end all wars put on screen
>imagine sauron flipping the gods off taking lightning bolts to the face laughing his twisted ass off
shit can be so cash, only a retard could fuck up a source material so epic
>>62727179
after what hackson did to the hobbit no thanks. he went full lucas.
>he enjoys the fantasy genre
>>62727255
hi chad i think you are browsing the wrong website
LOTR is trash though.
please reply
>>62727302
here is your (you) f a m
star wars really has ruined this board
thank g_d /film/ is coming
>>62727287
>anyone who doesn't like to imagine dragons are real is a chad
>>62727149
>>62727051
>>62726960
lmaoooooooooooooo
are you srs guys? like for real? LOTR a masterpiece?
its a flick for children. anyone who isnt a child (or a manchild) gets annoyed and bored pretty fast by it, there are no themes an adult could find interesting in these movies.
>>62727459
>>>/kitchen/
>>62726737
>Stephenie Meyer
>JK Rowling
>JRR Tolkien
It's not rocket science OP.
>>62726872
yea why is LOTR a /tv/ favorite these days? is it just nostalgia fags?
>>62727459
masterpiece? no. Pretty good movie? yes. Masterpiece when compared to shit like twilight/hp? undoubtedly.
>>62727545
rowling> hack fraud tolkein
at least the harry potter series were entertaining with some great imaginative concepts and ideas
>>62727459
>there are no themes an adult could find interesting in these movies
Le epic contrarian faux-patrician bro
>>62727607
either that or young kids who haven't watched many films
>>62727641
Please bait harder
I beg you
>>62727607
What past are you comparing it to? What year did you start browsing this board?
>>62727240
>The Hobbit
>>62727738
i see more LOTR cock sucking these days then i have a couple years ago, i used to browse this board a lot back then i never saw it like this
Harry Potter movies are shit
>>62726872
>women
>>62727815
the hobbit movies make them look better
same for star wars and prequels
Did Marvel win any Oscars yet
>>62727459
>I don't know what I'm talking about
>>62727459
Are you on your period?
>>62728871
Is this a serious question?
>>62727607
>not being apart of the comfy movement
>>62729001
>i'm part of the anti-intellect movement
Sounds about right
>>62726737
lotr has too many oscars and harry potter deserves at least one, fuck off with that twilight shit
Twilight is trash, and HP got nominated when it was due.
LOTR movies are almost films, though Fellowship deserves best picture more than ROTK but it has stiffer competetiona dn the academy was probably more awarding the whole trilogy.
Funny how before the first Hobbit came out people were thinking it was a gonna be a shoe in for a best picture nod
>>62729027
>Can relate to emotions
Autism.
>>62727459
>its a flick for children. anyone who isnt a child (or a manchild) gets annoyed and bored pretty fast by it, there are no themes an adult could find interesting in these movies.
Calm down, if you don't enjoy the story the soundtrack alone is already pretty enjoyable, not to mention the great fucking visuals.
Sounds like you're talking about Star Wars tobh
>flick
>film
>movie
>>62729310
you see at least two of those in one post and its enough to stop reading
>>62727081
This
>>62726849
pretty much this
