Were there scandals involving Jedis molesting younglings?
Just like the priests from the Catholic Church molesting children
No such information could be found. Someone deleted it from the archive memory.
>>62721809
I bet if OP looked in the mirror, he would not like the man he sees staring back at him.
Yes, in fact that's Yoda's longevity secret. Child rape. When he couldn't get it he died fast.
>>62721860
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror
Aniken certainly had his way with them. OH!
look at that thing on the right. nobody is going to molest that.
look at that sad sack of alien shit in the back there
>>62721849
Sounds... disruptive..
>>62721809
That sped youngling in the white is gonna end himself. Look at how he's holding that damn lightsaber.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/chappelle-s-show-jedi-sex-scandal---uncensored
show me on the droid where he touched you.
>>62721809
They may not have had them before, but this lady is on her way right now to molest something.
>>62722153
mass migration.....it can mean only one thing
Invasion
>>62722163
He lost the will to live
>>62721809
Yoda that was not, over this interview is.
>>62722182
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
>>62722182
fucking wrong, wrong, wrong and I laughed
How many younglings do you think died from accidentally turning on their lightsabers while pointing it at their faces?
>>62722271
Good blow this is. Horny it makes me.
No, but Yoda had to escape to some unknown planet under very strange circumstances.
I have seen.. a secuirty hologram of him.. molesting younglings.
>>62722031
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Buick
>The Buick was a unique vehicle called a car or, more specifically, a convertible, that was capable of ground, atmospheric, and space combat
>>62722587
I wonder if my grandma's Buick can do that.
>>62722627
Time to test it out
>>62721809
>tfw no cute little jedi girl to molest
>>62722359
Youngling sabers are nerfed so they can't accidentally cut themselves in half or whatever
Did they have diversity quotas for recruiting younglings? Is that why the republic eventually went to shit?
>>62722679
The Jedi were pretty much glorified SJWs in the prequels, so probably yes.
>>62722703
Same reason why JarJar (a gungan) was given such high rank
>>62722240
Its sheevson then... Orraaagghhaaa
if there were they wouldn't actually be jedi but they would be sith
>>62722654
and this is stated where in the movies?
