Characters who are literally you.
>>62720350
You like bullying Italian boys because they keep keking you?
>>62720403Mercy is for the weak.
>>62720350
I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humour. Any suggestions?
>>62720439
Patrick Bateman
>>62720350
>did literally nothing wrong
>lost the tournament to a cheater who used an illegal move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM
>>62720439
Do you have a mom that would freak if she found that about you?
>>62720350
>smoking a j in the bathroom
you're cool in my book bro
>>62720559
>Too beta to get his girl back
>Bullied an Italian because muh issues no one understands me
Lmao
Daniel san is a fucking greasy wop anyway
>>62720381
with big guys comes big responsibility
>>62720581
Complete bullshit, he didn't have to push him and made no effort to make amends after that first encounter. Daniel did nothing wrong
>>62720783
>instigates violence at every opportunity
>stalks and taunts the objects of his envy/wrath
>>62720581
I saw the 2nd Karate kid on tv recently.
>Bad guy is evil business man and his evil asian Daniel
>Business man has raised evil daniel from a child, taught him everything he knows
>Bad guys harassing Daniel and Miyagi for the entire film
>Near the end
>Business man just switches side into a good guy and fucks over the asian Daniel
>Asian Daniel literally did nothing wrong expect get tricked by the business guy
>Entire crowd cheering as Daniel beats the fuck out of asian Daniel
Daniel is actually a sociopath.
>>62720911
>Fancy a girl
>See guy stealing her radio like an ass
>Step in
>Pushes you down
>Clearly wanting a physical confrontation
>Oblige him
>After it's over friends of said guy still harrass you and won't even say sorry
>See perfect oppertunity to get well deserved revenge at dance
>Somehow the bad guy in all this
Didn't know you guys were so beta
>>62721028
Daniel was stalking the girl and engaging in seriously creepy whiteknight antics. Note that he didn't try to just get the guy to leave her alone, he specifically sought out a fight to try and impress her.
>>62721053
What was he supposed to do? He tried talking normally with her and she rejected him outright.
>>62720350
>Hasn't had sex in over 10 years
>Skinny but has a beer belly
>Knows a lot about computer
>Doesn't know enough to get a good job
>Lives in parents house
>Every so often gets invited to parties
>Always talks self out of going to parties
>Plays video games
>Spends time on /g/, /sp/, and /tv/.
Who am I /tv/? I can't find a character that matches my awesome lifestyle and personality.
>>62721128
Move on, not fixate on her like a creepy violent stalker and try to turn her into his possession. He isn't entitled to a woman's attention just because he likes her.
>>62721167
>He isn't entitled to a woman's attention just because he likes her.
I want SJW's to leave. Back in highschool I tried talking with theis girl I liked but she said she wasn't interested like a cunt. I followed her home sometimes and just kinda waited outside her window to see if she was seeing someone else (I didn't do this all the time I just really liked this girl and was having no luck with the ladies). Found out she already had a bf and didn't evrn tell me.
>>62721329
>i even brought a whole carton of eggs for her to eat
>going to the gay bar (ironically)
>put on my bird mask
>check myself out in the mirror
>oh yeah, I'm lookin pretty good
>what do I say to me, sailor?
>"You're a big guy"
>wait fuck that's not right
>uhhhh
>"Y-you too."
>slap myself on the ass and leave the apartment
>get shot in the back
>Conway Twitty jumps out
>"WHEN THE NIIIIGHT HAS BEEN TOO LOOOOONELY"
>mfw
>>62721346
No I didn't, it wasn't creepy I only hung out there for like half an hour anyway.
>>62720581
I want to fuck young Elisabeth Shue so bad
>>62721616
Would you fuck me?
I'd fuck me
I'd fuck me so hard
>>62720350
Daniel is the real villain of The Karate Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM
>>62721329
Something similar happened to me, except I fucked her boyfriend up. I got a bunch of newspaper clippings about gun massaces and paperclipped them to a printed-out map of the school and a list of students with "kill" marked next to some of the names.
I shoved the whole thing into his locker then called-in an anonymous tip-off.I had a good laugh as the police busted him in class, apparently they tore his house apart searching for evidence. He wasn't charged, but was transferred to a new school because the staff and pupils didn't trust him any more.
Even my friends agree
I'm fine with it personality-wise, but in terms of appearance it's not great. The hair's going, but at least I'm not a fat manlet.
>>62721616
buffalo bill is literally the average /b/tard
>>62720350
So you work hard to be the champion and the new kid cheats and ultimately wins?
>>62722383
I'll take "things that never happened" for $1000 please, Alex.
Richard Richard from Bottom
>>62722886
gasdgasgsd
>>62720581
>mfw "You're the best" end theme is about Johnny
>>62722851
>Siding with a total CHAD
Fuck outta here normie
>>62720350
>>62720350
>literally
Zabka confirmed for browsing /tv/? Because I'd be okay with this.
Looks like me and OP don't mix
>>62720350
>>62724264
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>62724264
You look like Next Door Nikki.
>>62720350
>only friends in HS were a weeb one year younger than me and a crazy cute girl one year older than me
>Cooped up in my dorm for the last 3 years
>Haven't had a normal conversation in more than a year
I'm literally one year away from being the real-life version of him. Fucking terrifying.
>>62724227
I think the best thing about this movie, is the fact that Avildsen conviced plebs that Daniel is the hero of the movie.
>>62724398
bad lack hollom
>>62724398
Literally did nothing wrong. Had he not seen the Acheron/Phantom in the fog off the starboard bow they would've all been fucked. He did the right thing and even the Captain knew it.
Just a bunch of pheasant crewmen who didn't like him probably out of jealously for his nobility. Fucking cunts.
