was this the single unfunniest moment in Seinfeld?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y
>unfunny
kill yourself my man
>>62719714
any elaine scene
>>62719811
>dat elaine
wew lad
>>62719714
Nope. Kramer scenes were they only unfunny thing in Seinfeld
>>62719811
>tfw no dom Elaine gf
>>62719811
>90's Elaine will never be your jewess
why live, really
>>62719845
>>62719871
feels bad bros
https://youtu.be/znupPiQZcYY
I knew she was sexy, but I didn't know she was THIS sexy!
>>62719832
Here's your (you) my edgy contrarian friend
Anything in the first season
>>62719832
Afro-American spotted.
>>62719970
still a few okay moments like George using the name Art Vandelay and the stock tip episode.
How long would you last until Elaine breaks up with you?
>>62720109
A day
>>62720109
She wouldn't even give me a second glance, let alone date me.
>>62720109
Maybe a couple weeks? I'm sure I'd end up doing something that annoyed her.
>>62720109
Don't think I'm even sponge-worthy, sadly.
>>62719714
Elaine was GOAT
>>62719714
D R O P P E D
>>62720576
>not wanting a jewess waifu
>>62720576
>not wanting a jewfu
baka senpai
>>62720576
>not wanting a jewish gf
also what were you expecting from seinfeld?
>Hey George, the ocean called, They running outta you!
fucking hell seriously? this is the "patrician" comedy?
>>62720665
>>62720576
>dropping her for being jew
>not dropping her for ageing worse than milk
>>62719714
elaine's schtick is that she's socially retarded. spouting a dumb meme in real life certainly qualifies as such. Seinfeld was ahead of its time, making fun of memes before memes were even a thing, IMO desu senpai
>>62720690
George... his wife is in a coma
why was susan killed off pham
>>62720665
>>62720690
BTFO or Samefagging not sure.. but I still have friends who don't give Seinfeld enough time, to realise it's actually the best show ever.
>>62720724
And that would stop him?
>>62720758
She didn't have chemistry with the others.
Which is shit.
>>62720758
She was too normal.
>>62720699
>implying she aged poorly
She's 54, dude.
>>62720719
>Seinfeld was ahead of its time, making fun of memes before memes were even a thing
>He thinks memes was invented by 4chan
>>62720576
I wonder if this guy found out just today
>>62720724
>Well the jerkstore called and you're their all time bestseller!
Who came up with this crap?
>>62720699
>implying implications
>>62719714
the entire ellaine character was unfunny
her scenes were the lowest part of the show
>>62720699
look at this beta cluck faggot
>>62720836
looks like the witch from the wizard of oz desu
>>62719714
Lol her face is so funny after she says that the dingo ate the baby.
>>62719714
Seinfeld being on SNL
The chinese restaurant episode
>>62719714
>mfw I'm watching this episode right now
Probably Jerry and Elaine making up their fwb deal in 2.09
Not a huge fan of Elaine but her foaming at the mouth thinking she had rabies is boneriffic.
>It's a peach Jerry
>>62719933
He is objectively the worst of the four
>>62722487
That's not Elaine
>>62720690
never realized how fat george became in the late seasons
Why in a certain episode of the last two seasons (can't remember which one) there was an David star flag in the restaurant?
I know they are all jewish but whats the point of that flag?
>>62720109
an episode
>>62722704
*a Star of David
You know how I know you're 15 OP?
>>62719894
he got Paid to do that. and they probably did more then one take
>>62719714
that bit was funny as fuck though
The crowd applause when Kramer enters always make me cringe.
>>62722487
agreed, but it's not like he's a distant 4th
George (on contrarians disagree)
Jerry (great autism humor)
Elaine
Kramer
They're all close together though
>>62720109
How long would you last inside Elaine*
>>62723031
they stopped doing that pretty early on
>>62723085
10 seconds
>>62720109
3-5 days
>>62723031
At least it never reached Married With Children levels.
>>62723085
I'd cum before I even put it in.
>>62723031
>kramer what r u doin
>i'm... PLAYING... supermariobrothers, jerry
>audience laughs
>(with a whiny voice) on a... poorly encoded emulator
>>62720109
one episode
THIS is the worst scene in the entire show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaU6uZuPWkE
>>62719871
>Jewess
Wasn't Elaine a confirmed shiksa?
>Australia
so I have not watched seinfield till now. but now I am on season 7 and its starting to affect my life.
before I had like dry and on the edge humor style with my friends, but now I am noticing that I starting to become seinfield (commentating on little, safe, harmless things)
I feel like I am changing,, girls seems to like it tho
>>62723443
>mfw i open doors like kramer
>>62720576
>paternal grandfather
That's not how Jews work. Your father could be High Rabbi Schlomo "anudda shoah" Shekelberg himself, but if your mother is a gentile you are not a Jew in their eyes.
>>62723443
>so I have not watched seinfield till now.
If this is true I'm a little jealous of you right now.
>>62720576
she's not jewish
it only travels down the female line
>>62719714
All of season 4 was a bit meh. Season 5 stepped it up considerably.
>>62719811
Ah, so THAT'S why everyone thought jerry was a queermo.
>>62723867
that episode with the journalist is fucking 10/10
>MY DAD IS GAY
>>62723567
LEWD
![frasiermatchmaker[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JTmnqrH.png "frasiermatchmaker[1].png")
>>62723942
10/10 trope tb.h fa.m
>>62721911
checked
>>62724067
i'd lick Julia's anus clean
>>62722658
hes getting old
>>62723867
Jerry was banging a 17 year old for a few years during the filming of the show when he was in his 30s
>the sea was angry that day my friends
>>62723194
10/10
>>62723194
confirmed for never watching seinfeld.
go back to TBBT.
>>62724067
Love it-thanks.
Great scene..especially Kramer
>>62724367
that was a joke you autistic nigger
>>62724389
kramer said bob sacramano died in that scene
>>62723194
confirmed for newer watching Seinfeld
>>62723229
Why, because it reminds you of yourself?
>>62723567
>so, that Kim Novak had some big breasts
>>62723194
confirmed for jerry seinfeld
That episode where they pretend to shoot porn with Elaine and George
My dick, Jesus...
>>62724540
10/10 Episode
>>62722487
True, does'nt mean he's not funny though
>>62724540
I want Elaine to step on my cock
>>62724684
don't we all though
>>62724482
Forgot that.
Always confused his mentions with Crazy Joe DeVola
h0Eey UGYys DID u KOENEOE ThAT sinfULD woldntT woRK nOWDAys ThAATth ye hAve seLLphoenes?
JEW
TITS
>>62719714
I have to agree
This scene is awkward and unwitty
It made me cringe
Rare cause I love the show and this moment was so unusual
>>62725241
Getting that prime teenage pussy
>>62725618
>ywn be jerry
UNFUNNIEST MOMENT: Every Kramer entry. I don't get why there was always 5-10 seconds of clapping.
FUNNIEST MOMENT: "The pig says 'My wife is a slut'".
I recently got Hulu, should I watcj through all the seasons of Seinfeld? I have only ever seen a few episodes as a child plus a few a week ago because it was on TBS
>>62725752
Yeah, though first (and arguably second) seasons are skippable. Know a lot of people who dropped it because the first couple of seasons aren't amazing, and it doesn't hit its stride until the third season.
>>62723085
>mfw 34 seconds
>>62725717
>17 years old
>pedo
Jesus christ man
>>62725752
I actually like seasons 1 and 2, but you may want to start off with 3. The show becomes more focused at that point and the characters' personalities are more solidified. If you really want more after you finish it, check out 1 and 2 then (2 has some GOAT moments imo).
>>62725778
Good shit
The most notable episodes I can remember as a child were the Chinese restaurant one, the one with George having "Master of the House" stuck in his head, and that one that basically tells the story backwards
>>62725849
The Betrayal, classic
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Aug 27
>After her fuck buddy texts her that she should come over to "watch Netflix," Elaine is pissed when he actually just wants to watch Netflix.
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jul 28
>Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"
>>62725957
>>62725989
get the fuck out
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jul 8
>When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How’s that even possible? K:Oh I’m good Jerry. I’m real good
>>62726014
absolutely unfunny
>>62726010
this ones for (you)
Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jun 8
>Kramer thinks the NSA is spying on him, so he goes "off the grid." Except he uses Jerry's phone, computer & email. "You're just on MY grid!"
>>62725913
>not full age
>HURR DURR I'M NOT A PEDO
>>62726090
>legal
>not pedo
thats right
>>62719714
>Australia absolutely BTFO
>>62725241
>full coverage
modest slut
>>62724201
how was she 17 a few years family
>>62724067
>>62719714
Are you kidding? It was such a wildly inappropriate and irrelevant comment to make. And she said it without a hint of remorse. I keked hard
>>62726256
Elaine is almost as autistic as Jerry
>>62724514
>Why, because it reminds you of yourself?
the fuck does that even mean
>>62719714
Really? I thought that was hilarious. It's uncomfortably awkward, and Elaine is so proud of herself.
>>62720109
>implying we wouldn't all end up being the creepy mannequin guy
>>62719714
she's making fun of her fake posh accent
>muh fyansay
>>62726293
Thats right. They were perfect each other. Haha im reminded of the episode where everyone is proposing marriage to each other and by the end Elaine asks Jerry and she has such a look of enthusiasm on her face and he just shoots her down. And her response is just 'WELL THATS JUST GREAT!' In an annoyed tone.
>>62726354
I love that look she gets when shes pleased or proud of something she just done or said. And she emulates chewing gum or something. Her facial expressions were pure genius.
>>62726552
>that comedians on cars episode where jerry says that he told her that they'd just have a plotline where elaine got fat when she got pregnant and she cried
>>62723521
>using the Jewish religion's definition of determining ethnicity
That's not how genetics works, you idiot.
>>62727192
>not joining the winning team
>>62719714
seinfield
>funny
ok senpai
>>62720769
didn't want to fuck that fat mother fucker.
>>62727328
because this thread is filled with 35 year olds
>>62727353
Who did?
She only went for him cause he was consistently there
>>62727328
>>62727386
Reddit arrived
>>62719714
not a funny show.
You mean Autist and friends ?
>>62723085
i would cum the moment we made eye contact in the diner
>>62727571
cant you read?
it says seinfeld not friends
>>62727595
those look like comfy slippies
>>62727386
im 23 love seinfeld
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain
funny shit
The fucking Hennigan's bit,
I don't get it and have never gotten it. It's not funny, and I know it's a plot point, but the fucking monologues Kramer does just aren't funny at all.
>>62719714
Unfunny and fucking disrespectful
>>62727708
LMAO DEAD CHILDREN L TO THE M SIMPLY HILARIOUS SO FUCKING FUNNYYYYY
>tfw Britbong and my cheeky m8s can't appreciate Seinfeld
Kind of weird that Friends took off over here instead of Seinfeld, I feel like Seinfeld's comedy would work better over here. Maybe Friends was just more easy for 20-somethings of the '90s to relate to?
Regardless, my millennial brethren don't get Seinfeld, and it's a real shame.
>>62727656
temporaily banned for that post.
janitors never delete banana posts though..
neat
>>62727708
LMAO FUNNY SHIT
W E E D
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>>62727913
>>62728349
My origional "funny shit" was sarcastic, what are you mucky pups playing at with your capital letters?
>>62723816
Season 4 is literally the best season
and the OP's image is not from season 4
>>62719933
Kramer sucks and his whacky antics completely go against what Seinfeld was all about.
>>62719811
>>62723085
3mins17secs
>>62719811
Even current day Elaine...would definitely still fugg
>>62720576
wasn't there an episode about her being jewish?
Seinfeld was never funny imho.
>>62731448
quite the opposite. There is an episode about her not being jewish.
>>62726622
I think the problem is now people are expecting the characters to either be likable, or extreme jackasses. The Seinfeld crew are just unlikable, and they don't know why. That's it.
im about to blow your mindsKRAMER IS BOB SACAMANO
someone make a webm of Elaine getting fucked from behind in Deconstructing Harry please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lreh3JB1vAQ
>>62731641
HA opened this thread just to post this
invaluable masturbatory material
>>62723031
holy shit this
>>62727328
Pleb spotted
>>62731627
Then who was Lomez??!!
>>62719714
It started in July 6 1989 and lasted to May 13 1998.
