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Is this the end of 007?
>>62708927
craig will probly do one more 3-4 years from now
>lower than Man from Uncle
>>62708774
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>>62708971
Will he pull a Roger Moore? And stay in the role for years
>>62708971
>>62709536
For how many movies he's contracted for?
I'm surprised by how low it is. I mean it was fairly mediocre but that doesn't usually stop a hyped blockbuster from getting good reviews. Average rating of 6.4 is fairly accurate.
>>62709551
One, which is probably why theydidn't kill Blofeld.
>>62709567
People expect a lot from a Bond film; if it's mediocre, it is more or less is a failure.
>>62710376
Skyfall was only slightly above mediocre and that got almost perfect reviews.
>>62709536
He has to. They've spent 4 movies setting up the Daniel Craig storyline.
Otherwise there would be no point in introducingBlofeld, having him barely be used in the movie, and then ending withBond deciding not to kill him.
>>62710434
Yeah but it had a cool theme song
>>62710434
Skyfall was shit.
>>62710486
Fuck off reddit
>>62710506
Go back to Tumblr kid.
>>62710506
Not that guy but it's reddit to enjoy skyfall. I agree it was better than "shit" but it's certainly more reddit to like it than to hate it. In many ways it was Bond for the reddit age.
>>62710434
It was above mediocre, not mediocre.
>>62710537
It's literally not. Skyfall was a sensible Bond with a comprehensible storyline, a motivated villain, and stunning cinematography.
Does this movie have a gay scene?
>>62710585
You've got a pretty low bar for quality if all you need for a film to be great is a storyline that is comprehensible and a villian that is given a motivation. The cinematography was the one part of Skyfall worth a damn. The rest is "competent" at best. They didn't shit the bed but it certainly wasn't good.
>>62710641
so much wrong I dont know where to begin
>>62710695
>You've got a pretty low bar for quality if all you need for a film to be great is everything that makes a film great
Ok
>this dress gave me dick tingles in the cinema
>>62710641
>Live and Let Die that low
>Craigshit that high
'no'
All memes aside I would love to see Brendan Fraiser as a future Bond villain.
>>62708774
Spectre was good. It just failed to meet the high expectations of Skyfall, the next one will be better
Still not as good as Casino Royale tho...
Is this the one where they forced all that feminist shit into it?
>>62708774
>Bond is brand new in Casino Royale
>Bond is the same age in Quantum
>Bond is old and washed up in Skyfall
>Bond is fine again in Spectre
What?
>>62712905
He was washed up in Spectre because he spent months bar-hopping and not taking care of himself, plus he still had bullet fragments inside him when he did the aptitude tests.
>>62713113
*He was washed up in Skyfall
Do people genuinely enjoy Casino Royale or is it just a meme? It's not as bad as QoS or some earlier messes they made, but it's pretty bad.
>>62712905
They really played him up to be perfect in this one. I mean more than usual. He completly shrugged off torture and getting beat down.
>>62712905
He was never old in Skyfall.
He just had shaky hands because of the gun shot.
>>62713113
Four months he wasted, sittin' at the bar, chit-chattin' with fuckin' nobodies.
kind of puzzled by the spectre hate/general dislike, it's a much better film than most are giving it credit for. it's a genuinely moving film i think. others have touched on this, but the ending, where bond doesn't kill not by happenstance (as seems to be the case every other time) but by choice, and then goes to lea seydoux is very genuine and heartfelt. lea seydoux was easily the best part of this, the way she stares at craig is magnificent, the exchange of glances and looks (which are nearly brushed past by the relentless forward motion) become more and more touching the less they are focused on. when craig says "i would recognize you anywhere," it nearly brought a tear to my eyes.
of course, this also ignores the style of the film, which is not above coming off as silly and strange, like so many other, lesser films (see: nolan's filmography in general, and skyfall as well (which takes a lot from the nolan batman films i think)). the scene where waltz's character is introduced is both kind of chilling and hilarious at the same time. that every shot of him (until he looks directly at craig) is framed/lit so he is shrouded in shadow is amazing (flashes of early lang certainly, especially the two early mabuse films and some of the early american ones as well), and yet the idea of it is kind of silly. but this is where a lot of the pleasure is derived i think (similarly to some of the earlier bonds, which didn't place so much stock in seriousness or logic), from the shifting (and sometimes jarring swings) of tones, and the (often very funny) humor (quick note: ben whishaw is very good)
all this being said, i guess i can understand why this movie didn't please so many viewers; but i still think it's much better than many of the blockbusters of today (and most of the other bond films as well). and we can only hope for more bond women like seydoux and olga kurylenko (apologies to monica bellucci).
>>62712899
They tried to false advertise into people thinking that.
But in the movie the old woman only has 5 minutes of scene.
>craig
>bond
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>>62713361
I think I can tell what the C stands for
>>62712905
He's not brand new in Casino Royale. He's just a new 00. Presumably MI6 agents promoted to 00 have already spent significant time on missions in other capacities. 00s are given broad authority on how to carry out a mission, so presumably you don't become one on your first day as a secret agent.
>>62708774
Sony killed Spiderman and Bond.
>>62713405
I like the theory of how 00 agents are promoted.
They're basically the loose cannons the other agencies don't want because they're way too dangerous to themselves and others.
So they only send 00 agents on borderline suicide missions because they don't give a shit about their own safety and the mission is too high stake to care about collateral damage.
>>62708774
>Spectre nudges Danial Craig's rebooted Bond closer to the glorious, action-driven spectacle of earlier entries, although it's admittedly reliant on established 007 formula.
The fuck does that even mean? Do you want it to be like the older movies and use the formula or be like the recent movies which pretty much abandon typical bond, but utilize pieces that make Bond who he is?
>Touch it. You can touch it if you want.
What did he mean by this?
Compare yourself to Daniel Craig. How do you compare?
What's up with all of these anti bond sjws are on this board right now.
I've never watched a James Bond movie completely through before.
If I were to watch one James Bond movie, one to win me over and get me hyped to watch more, which one would it be?
>>62713698
We're not anti-Bond SJWs, We're anti-SJW-Bond
>>62713713
No point in going too far backwards. Watch Daniel Craig's Casino Royale. If you don't enjoy it you won't enjoy any of them.
>>62713713
Watch From Russia With Love and Casino Royale.
>>62710434
>dem visuals during the assassination scene
Came 2bh
>>62713331
It was really bad. This isn't to say that there weren't some things done well, but the other things were pretty awful.
The main problem with Spectre is that it wastes its really talented cast, particularly all of the carry-overs besides Bond himself. Spectre's M has Ralph Fiennes (Ralph fucking Fiennes, who most recently carried the shit out of Grand Budapest Hotel) do nothing except advance the plot. Compare this to Skyfall's M, which has Judi Dench actually have an interesting thematic role as the mother figure of the 00 program.
And you can pretty much go on with the rest of the characters.
Bond himself is...eh. He's always been meant to be a badass -- someone who (to paraphrase Ebert) is meant to appeal to young boys. But I didn't get that from this film. Spectre's Bond is just a boring sap. A lot of his personality could have been fixed by letting him interact with MI6 more, but for whatever reason, they made the large majority of his time be spent with the Bond girl.
Don't even get me started on Blofeld or the Bond girl.
When you get down to it, Spectre's failure is that it's a mediocre/below-average Bond film and a terrible film by regular standards. Mendes and van Hoytema had some moments of great stuff, but it all goes to the wayside with the movie's terrible plot and characterization.
OFFICIAL MASTER LIST OF BOND MOVIES THAT ARE WORTH WATCHING FOR THE CASUAL VIEWER
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Living Daylights
Goldeneye
Casino Royale
Skyfall
>>62714128
It's funny how you can type a wall of text with zero argument in it.
>>62714223
Ah, forgot that the average /tv/ user is a mongoloid. Nevermind.
I just got back from seeing it.... where to begin... therecwas so much wrong with this film... 5/10 at best
>>62714223
It's not funny, it's sad.
Someone here actually think he's some kool internet film critic when he types like your average YouTube comments.
"er... it's boring... it's crap..."
>>62712179
>getting the ugly girl from France's greatest cinematic acheivement ever - a softcore lesbian porn
Why?
>>62714351
She's better looking then the other one, who could never close her mouth.
>>62710641
>Moonraker in anything but garbage tier
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>>62714187
>Skyfall
Could barely even be considered a Bond movie.
>>62710585
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
>>62715405
Opinion so shit it got deleted.
I'm sure jap bosoms had nothing to do with it btw.
>>62710641
I must be one of the few that thought From Russia was garbage and Dr. No was great..
>>62715973
I thought that From Russia [...] was okay, a bit boring/slow though; Dr No was great.
>>62709328
And a gajillion times more money. Sucks because I enjoyed it and it really hit the mark of that 60s spy movie atmosphere like the show/movies it's based on.
And fuck anybody that says Cavill and Hammer had no chemistry.
>>62714128
>When you get down to it, Spectre's failure is that it's a mediocre/below-average Bond film and a terrible film by regular standards.
What did he mean by this?
>>62710641
>Skyfall that high
>Moonraker not being in its own bottom tier
>OHMSS being that low
>From Russia With Love being anywhere but in the top tier
And that's just the start of it;
Did you honestly watch all these movies and think, OHMSS and Licence to Kill are equal to Moonraker. . . .FUCKING MOONRAKER
desu I think we can make an exception and give Die another Dayits own tier above Awful and Moonraker tiers because it's so bad it's good.
>>62708774
It was pretty good t.b.h, just not as good as Skyfall
>>62708774
Last third of the movie felt like Nolan took over directing it, cheap and rushed
>we need to escape, I'll just blow up this entire billion dollar facility with a single shot that will cause a catastrophic chain reaction
>OH JAMES
And why didn't Blofeld rig Swan to be a dead man's switch, he seemed to have had a ton of time to put up pictures and spray paint signs!
>>62710641
>Moonraker
>not god tier
Fuck you.
>>62716102
skyfall was Home alone: james bond edition
>>62714351
Yes, they should have gotten the beaver
One of the reasons a lot of reviewers dissed it was because it wasn't as "deep or emotionally moving as Skyfall"
Shit in Bond movies is always borderline unbelievable, but people seem to have forgotten that. Spectre was pretty good. I wouldn't put it in my top Bond films but it was enjoyable.
Well no fucking shit. Skyfall was a good movie but it wasn't James Bond. The entire Craig saga takes itself way too fucking seriously, when James Bond used to be schlocky spy thrillers.
Though the movie deserves some marks against it for referencing Quantum of Solace, which was a bad movie AND a bad "Bond Film"
>>62718355
>Though the movie deserves some marks against it for referencing Quantum of Solace, which was a bad movie AND a bad "Bond Film"
Come on, as weak as it was it DID have some relevance to the plot, more people would've complained if it didn't get at least a nod
>>62710641
>Man With the Golden Gun
>Garbage tier
I agree that it's not great but come on. Christopher Lee alone makes it better than that
>>62718384
I was being sarcastic. It was fine enough and made sense. Of course most people in the theater had NO IDEA what they were referencing, but fuck them.
>>62718398
That car flip is the shit too.
>>62718419
You cheeky cunt
It 'twas smee bond I'm da autha of allya pain
>>62718485
Which made perfect sense in the context of the movie.
People on here are twisting it to mean that the guy was targeting Bond for years, and build SPECTRE to ruin Bond.
Where in reality the reason he says that is because Bond has been meddling in SPECTRE affairs for a long time, and everytime he does he seems to lose someone he loves (Specifically Vesper and M)
>>62718355
How was Skyfall a good movie? Bond's actions toward the end got M killed and he somehow kept his job in the fallout, how? What about the stupid trope about the villain getting caught and it being part of his plan? And then escaping and doing whatever the hell he wanted with impunity in London of all places?
>>62718355
The old movies took themselves seriously and they broke boundaries when it came to action scenes. It just doesn't feel like it today because the times they have a changed.
>>62714223
>I'm illiterate
ok familia
>>62712179
I really liked her but the scene was stupid.
>we're going on a train through some Algerian desert or whatever country that was, let's pack a tuxedo and a fancy dress so we can put them on one evening for literally no reason
>>62710455
They have perfectly set it up so that they can pull an OHMSS and have Blofeld totally fuck Bond over just as he finally gets a normal life. Of course, everything that happened after the second probe went into Bond's brain was just a dying dream sequence a la Brazil, but the Plebian masses didn't pick up on it.
>>62710641
Might change a few, but I reckon that the gist of it.
>>62718535
What a coincidence he killed his foster parent when they were brothers.
>>62718789
>For Your Eyes Only
>Awful tier
Damn i didnt know bond fans had such shit taste.
>>62718789
I'd swap License to Kill and The Living daylights, Bond on a rampage to avenge his friend was great and one of the best antagonist kills ever.
If I wanted to get into James Bond should I just start at Dr. No and work my way through?
>>62718900
Honestly, yes.
>>62718843
On second thoughts, I'll agree with you on that.
>>62718900
Yes, could skip Lazenby though
>>62708774
Why is the poster so fuckign awful. Looks like something a fan did in photoshop
>>62719233
the fractured glass forming the Spectre symbol is GOAT.
>>62708927
No.
Go through every bond movie on RT, they almost all score at or below this level.
>>62719245
As awful as the opening song was, holy fuck that cinematic
>All that subtle and non-subtle SPECTRE imagry
>That octopus inside the flames way off center
Hoy fuck it was nice. That awesome opening tracking shot and then that made me think we were getting a legit 10/10 film.
Ended up being 6/10 but still
>>62719446
Yeah that cinematic deserved better, loved seeing the squid clambering over the gun barrel or the tentacles in the eye.
>>62718791
I figured they were trying to make their relationship personal on some level. Probably trying to live up to the original character that killed Bond's wife.
>>62718789
Casino Royale is God Tier, and maybe te best Bond film ever made. Goldeneye is very good, but is tainted by Brosnan, who was a shit Bond. Speaking of which, Tomorrow Never Dies/ all Brosnan filth besides Goldeneye belongs in Garbage tier. Besides that, it's an agreeable ranking.
>>62718945
Don't listen to this idiot, OHMSS is one of the best films in the whole series.
>>62719669
>Speaking of which, Tomorrow Never Dies/ all Brosnan filth besides Goldeneye belongs in Garbage tier.
>not liking TND
Opinion invalidated, you cum guzzler
>>62713299
>Not noticing that everything after the second probe entered his brain was a dying, wishful fantasy
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>>62719769
That would make sense if they didn't already confirm Craig was doing another 007 film.
Also it wasn't supposed to kill him so I cant imagine why you think he died other than to meme
>>62719716
Your mind has been clouded by '90s nostalgia. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>62719801
Blofeld said that the torture would eventually kill him. The second probe takes out his ability to recognize people/ presumably some other stuff, and he begins fantasizing about escaping as further probes continue to damage his brain. That's why he's able to, for example, walk directly towards well armed and trained henchmen, without cover, and easily kill them without even being shot at. That's why he's able to shoot down a helicopter with a 9mm pistol from 100+ meters away. It's not because the movie has lost all touch with reality, it's because it's the sad, dying fantasy of a once seemingly infallible superspy. Since reviewwers were too stupid to notice, they greenlit another Craig film, but the intention was to kill James Bond, something no Bond film has ever done before.
>>62710537
Look buddy, I know highschool must be rough, but you don't need to take it out on someone for liking an objectively good movie
Has anyone seen this?
The worst studio in the business has the rights. Once Sony go bankrupt maybe someone competent will get them .
>>62720053
>Once Sony go bankrupt
LOL HOW LONG YOU GONNA KEEP USHING THIS, IT'S BEEN A DECADE SINCE YOU SAID THAT AND IT STILL HASN'T HAPPENED
>>62720037
Yes, when I was a kid. I can't remember fuck all from it, though.
>>62715973
>>62716027
They're both great Bond films you mongs.
>>62712043
>bare minimum for competency = great
>>62719669
Opinions are opinions m8. Goldeneye is my Favourite. Octopussy is the worst.
I think Craig is alright, but I like the tongue-in-cheek over the stony-faced.
>>62720521
>Octupussy is the worst
Now there's something everyone can agree on.
Casino Royal > Skyfall >>> Quantum of Solace >>>>> SPECTRE
CR is the best actual movie, QoS was an extended epilogue (but still good), Skyfall was absolutely gorgeous and the nostalgia callbacks made sense, and SPECTRE was a lazy retread of Skyfall but way more boring and not as pretty.
Kingsman is still a better Bond movie than any of the Craig movies.
>>62716061
Cavill was super fucking boring though.
>>62710585
skyfall was pandering as fuck. but it made sense since it was an anniversary movie.
>>62721118
>Cavill was super fucking boring though.
I disagree strongly, he was just cool under pressure and confident.
>>62720916
Only for people that haven't seen die another day
>>62713655
they wanted spectre to be like skyfall. which it was, but on a worse scale.
>>62715303
>Could barely even be considered a Bond movie.
How in the hell not?
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>>62719493
The music ruined it. Sure it had to live up to Adele, but even then it was a boring song on it's own.
>>62720916
Octopussy was too boring to be the worst. It's just white noise.
Die Another Day will always be the bottom-rung movie.
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>>62721267
This has been a good year for all kinds of Bond movies.
>Man From UNCLE was a fun 60's Connery-era Bond film
>Kingsman was a Roger Moore Bond movie on crystal meth
>Rogue Nation was a Brosnan-era gadget-fest but good
>Spectre was another Craig film
Everyone got something except Dalton fans, I guess.
>>62721335
The pleb that made it says he composed it in 20 minutes and bragged about it, lost cause from the getgo
>>62721364
We are talking about Bond films. Did enjoy Kingsman though.
>>62721364
Man From UNCLE > Rogue Nation > Spectre > Kingsman
>>62710641
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service only okay
>GoldenNostalgia in god tier
>Live and Let Die and FYEO so low
I'd be mad but the rest is pretty spot on desu
>>62718789
Your god tier shows promise but then after that it's a mess
>>62710641
>You Only Live Twice
>not in God Tier
you fucked up
>>62710641
Literally every movie before Craig were absolute garbage.
Literally unwatchable piss.
Now we have 2 decent movies in the series.
>>62722189
You don't get to bring opinions
I'm such a fan of Goldeneye, I'll point out this bit of continuity. Check what eye the monocular is put to and which eye the monocular is taken away from. in this scene.
My autism contributed to the box office taking of this film.
>>62722999
wow, that's a pretty blatant miss.
>>62721605
>Spectre > Kingsman
On what planet?And I enjoyed Ghost Protocol to Rogue Nation
>>62723415
check this burning laser light. Reminder that some people were paid for this.
