oh lawd, whitey does it again
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/632285-gods-of-egypt-posters
We had this exact thread last night.
/pol/ came in and went on about the "we wuz kings" meme and then they posted a lot of artwork and genetic markers to prove the ancient Egyptians were not sub-Saharan.
We don't need this thread again. It is a daily thread on /pol/ and they will love to talk about it.
>we wuz kings!
So it's "Immortals" in Egypt, right down to the garish costumes?
Does Ra get a poster? He's my favorite.
>>62699694
what a pleb preference
is your favorite Greek god Zeus too?
>>62699803
more like kek
>>62699694
>Not preferring Thoth
>>62699740
It's Poseidon actually
>>62699694
Holy shit, I bet you wear Nirvana T-shirts.
Who tf green lit this?
>>62699814
wut
>>62699882
i would say the jews, but glorifying egypt isn't really their usual MO
>>62699876
What the fuck does Nirvana have to do with the Egyptian God of the Sun?
>>62699694
ra is corp-less
>>62699835
>not Haroeris/Heru'ur AKA Horus the Elder
>>62699915
The only other mythologies left to mine are Hindu, Shinto and Native American. They've run out of others.
>WE WUZ KINGS
>"dem egypshuns be black n shiet" meme
>>62700060
it must be really infuriating for afrocentrists stemming from west africa that their beloved homeland of egypt is full of those pesky egyptians
Why do black people in burgerland complain about everything?
I'm tired of this human-washing. Egyptian mythological entities were always half animal, the head being the animal side. At least they got the baboon Thoth correct.
>>62700266
well that's a common misconception. there's plenty of egyptian gods who appear in purely human form, e.g. Amun, Min, Mut, Khonsu, Ptah. they just get less press coverage because they don't look as funny to us
these people are too white though. bale and edgerton i could believe, but these guys look like they should be wearing lederhosen and little green hats with a feather sticking out of them.
>>62700480
well who are you to say egyptian gods weren't german, you racist pig
You know, if Egypt wasn't intent on destroying itself and was capable of producing a film depicting their history with actual Egyptians in the roles...I would watch the shit out of it.
Unfortunately that's not the case and Egypt is a fucking shit hole now. Actually now, considering the state of Egypt I would love to watch a documentary detailing the slow decline of a once magnificent, advanced society to a destructive, ethnocentric society.
>>62698075
What font is "HORUS" written in because every action movie poster has it and it fucking sucks.
>>62700500
Which will be blamed on ancient Greece and Rome
>>62700524
New Times Roman
>>62700500
unfortunately that would have to be the story of islam ruining everything, and we can't have that
>Egyptians
>not black
>>62698075
All these people complaining about a movie they were never going to see anyhow.
People just like to bitch on the internet in order to feel like their opinion matters. Look at me, I'm doing it right now.
>>62700656
you just blew my mind
>>62700524
pipes something
>>62698137
WE WUZ KINGS RACIST
>>62700727
hey i live on the same planet as those countries. am i black now?
Were my nigga Sobek at?
>>62700773
he's a big croc
>>62700755
No, you were kings and shit.
That's even better!
>>62700782
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>>62700755
>being an earthling
>claiming black heritage instead of Atlantean
WE WUZ KING OF SEA
>>62700846
but black people can't even swim
>>62701089
We had advance technology and we lived on the bottom of the ocean in our castles, until evil white people took it all away from us!
Reminder that you literally can't disprove the Yakub theory.
