What does /tv/ think of Naked and Afraid?
>>62691717
That's some false advertising right there, fuck you OP
U dont get to see gentitals or butthole so pointless.
>>62691717
shes not very naked or afraid
honestly though, they get retarded people who have literally no camping experience, let alone wilderness, and then they flail around like retards for almost a month. as if it proves how incredible their survival skills are, they immediately show they bathing and eating hamburgers the second they get back
if i remember right, there was literally an episode where one of the people made them self sick by drinking stagnant water, and the other was a "ninja"
>>62691761
why you mad though?
>>62691803
nobody cares about wilderness survival. it's all about based drama
>>62691776
rofl I remember that episode. It was this SJW chick that drank it because she thought she knew it all. If I remember right, the two split up and she claimed she could survive it all because she had the fire starter.
Show is shit for survival experience, but top quality entertainment.
>>62691717
>have ex-military on the show
>have them work with women
>civilian woman who want to be on tv
>work ethic
pick one
>Show about being naked
>everything is pixelated and blurred out
>Amerifat logic
Oh amerifat, when will you learn. In Germany the show is completely uncensored. Have seen a couple of buttholes and cunts
>>62692009
it's hilarious, especiallly when the chick is semi-hot or even hot. the guy thinks he lucked out and then within a day or two he fucking starts to hate her and eventually they stop talking entirely even though they're naked and sleeping next to each other.
>>62692073
This is how humanity was for years before women could live without men on society's coddling.
Men didn't have to put up with their talking shit and women would still cuddle up to them for warmth, protection, and support.
>>62692047
>In Germany
but thats not haram
>>62692508
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>>62692003
the miley cyrus lookalike chick with the black guy. she was fuckable and so was that chick named honora who was in brazil with the fat dude
>>62691717
shes not naked
What's the fucking point of a naked reality show if you're gonna censor everything? Cable isn't regulated by the FCC so they could be fully naked if these channels had some fucking balls. They're so worried about losing sponsors, but who the fuck would sponsor a show like this while having a problem with the nudity? Won't nudity bring more viewers? It makes no fucking sense. At least show tits for god's sake.
>>62691717
is this seriously on the discovery channel?
>>62691717
shes not naked
Would watch if uncensored but Americans are gay and afraid of the female body so no thank you.
>>62696953
Is that lena Dunham?
>>62692047
Link, NOW
>>62696970
No. Lena has that zoidberg midsection going on. She also has terrible tits
>>62692526
Haram = forbidden
Halal = Allowed
Learn to meme you dip
I see the afraid, but where is the naked?
Naked Dating is better. At least they were kind enough to "accidentally" not censor the girl's butthole once.
>guy builds a shelter and goes out to hunt
>woman sleeps in said shelter the whole time hes gone
>has an emotional breakdown when he comes back 8hrs later and all he's managed to find was some snake to eat
Rinse and repeat
The louder and more feminist they are, the harder they fail.
That last Tumblr feminist broad with the boob job lasted like a day and a half.
>>62696970
Lena wishes she had that body
>>62697092
It was quite the angle as well
>>62697188
where do you get the uncensored version?
Only way I'm interested is if I can engaged my nudist fetish.
>>62697234
This is the German version. There is no censored German version. Just like there is no censored Dutch or Finish version. Only Americans censor.
>>62697188
that's some top tier tits there gawddamn
>>62697277
>american censorship
>>62697277
Yeah, but the girls are German. I mean, how hard is it to imagine their hairy pits, kankles and penis?
>>62697307
are there any episodes for download with these? if yes what do I search and where? thanks
>>62697307
Fantastic tits, too bad the whore tier tattoos
>>62697277
Surprised you can still get away with that Hans, that shit's not Halal. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>62697188
>>62697307
>>62697277
She's hot but I'm disgusted by all those tattoos.
>>62697277
Being a Burger is suffering...
>>62697188
>Awesome body
>ruined by tattoos
>>62697360
most likely she's been already raped by the refugees now desu
>>62691717
WHO Is this semen demon??
WEBMS FROM THE GERMAN SHOW
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>>62697338
looks all clean to me.
>>62697345
they go pretty hard after them most uploads are gone after a day. Try torrents with Adam Sucht Eva. Or I could upload some to vo-la
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>>62697385
The sad part is after her delicious body will be done her tattoos will still be there
>>62697360
>>62697389
:^=) don't worry the nationalist parties in Europe are on a new high Merkel will be gone soon and the right will be as strong as it hasn't been in decades in Germany.
>>62697429
>Merkel will be gone soon and the right will be as strong as it hasn't been in decades in Germany.
And by then you'll be a minority in your own country :^)
<--Finish version
>>62697425
Have to pic something up with the thead is still here in 10 minutes I will post some
>>62697441
You are too American, the female body is nothing to be ashamed of
>>62697444
Nah she won't see 2016 as the chancellor. CDU/CSU is at 34% and they are already desperately searching for a replacement by 30 she will be gone no matter what.
>>62697482
I'm European BTW. Just don't cry when you get banned for posting NSFW stuff on SFW board on an American website, as you pointed it out, they're real prudes.
>>62697444
this isn't pol fuck off
/sp/leb reality trash thread
i repeat
/sp/leb reality trash thread
>>62697482
Go for it Hans
>>62697482
DO IT MR NAZI
make hitler proud
>>62697482
post more chubbytits
Note to the Americans: Germans fucking love tattoos. Every single German has at least one tattoo. I don't understand their affinity for it, but that's just how it is.
WHat is the name of Naked and Afraid in german? And where is there a torrent?
nackt und Angst isnt working!!!
>>62697588
Same in the UK familia. Must be a european thing
>>62697284
too bad shes a dyke
>>62697619
I think it's something with Adam and Eva. But that might be the Dutch version.
Yes there is a Dutch version.
![rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e03.720p.mkv_snapshot_08.59_[2015.08.30_16.20.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OP1GdVs.jpg "rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e03.720p.mkv_snapshot_08.59_[2015.08.30_16.20.48].jpg")
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>>62697504
Yeah I know and you are right
>>62697619
Filename
So what are we doing should I upload some episodes to vola?
>>62697651
nobodys a dyke when they are sedated
>>62697655
https://youtu.be/lrHsQiubIQ0
C U C K E D
>>62697588
yeah, they have a certain history with it
>>62697588
i thought they and the nazi consider it degenerate?
i mean that what one of the german i know told me
>>62697665
Upload them, see if mods are asleep.
also
>Adam sucht Eva
this makes it sound like some kind of dating show.
>>62697655
The Dutch version was the first one too
>>62697588
Dunno, why did the SS members have tattoos? :^)
>>62697677
thanks now I have some /int/ material
Dating naked is my go to Naked tv show
>>62697695
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>>62697338
>>62697360
hehe, youre pretty mad eh?
>>62697277
I was more asking the actual place/search terms torrent.
>>62697695
Off with the MS Paint rectangles Willem
![rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e03.720p.mkv_snapshot_16.51_[2015.08.30_16.44.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MjA4cDM.jpg "rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e03.720p.mkv_snapshot_16.51_[2015.08.30_16.44.06].jpg")
>>62697693
It is a dating show just nude on an island.
>>62697588
Not ture, Adolf.
>>62691717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgzktGotBtQ
>>62697706
there's something wrong with those guys nipples.
>>62697482
RTL5 is dutch you fucktard
>>62697738
Is this an ass of a man? It's really subpar for a woman.
I only saw US version, which is unfortunately censored here, even if we are in Europe, and it seems like a survival show with nudity thrown in to get more views.
>>62697677
do people fuck on that show?
>>62697695
>ywn finger her tight little pussy and motorboat her tits while she wanks your cock into her belly button
>>62697796
>fapping takes longer than 10 minutes
what the fuck
>>62697706
That "woman" is built like a linebacker.
>>62697188
>sexy as hell
>gets short boy hair cut
>shitty tattoos
>>62697791
Eh, nudity is a legit challenge if you're going full survivalist. The occasional nice butt or tits is a bonus.
any hairy ones?
or they were told to all shaved b4 the show
>>62697706
Black guy clearly checking out the white guys dick.
>>62697851
Because he's more feminine than the woman is...
>>62697841
No one wants critters in their bush.
>>62697820
Have you really never had a nice 2-3 hour long fap session?
>>62697588
An Austrian girl I know who's quite shrewd got a tattoo of England on the back of her neck.
>>62697870
good point, i forgot they actually have to spend a considerable amount of time outside in the wild so to speak
>>62697874
iktf brotha man
sometimes i edge it out for day and actually finish it the next day, i just love being hard
>>62697762
>naked and afraid
>MIA starts playing
>>62697820
>He doesn't spend 4 hours slowly and intermittently rubbing his benis while he trawls through hundreds of videos and websites, slowly crossing the line from acceptable content to potentially illegal, and finally busting a nut 30 seconds in to a video showing legally questionably aged women doing morally questionable things to their body
>>62697866
He looks like his whole body has been stung by bees, but I wouldn't call him "feminine"
>>62697874
>2-3 hours
try 2-3 days faggot
>>62697791
You are confusing Dating Naked with Naked and Afraid
Where is Hans with the webms
>>62697960
edging is great
>>62697706
>dudes both looking at each other's dicks like hungry wolves looking at dinner
>muscular ass chick
is this the gay version?
![EucIfYY[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bq3lzLR.gif "EucIfYY[1].gif")
>>62697978
pic related
>>62698005
the germans polize arrested him for indecency because a syrian reported it
>>62698034
>is this the gay version?
European.
So yes.
>>62697762
wtf why did they do this
>>62698055
>clearly censored
>european
lel amerifats
>>62698061
DUDE
>>62698061
>promotion for their work
>they're gay for each other
>they were high as fuck watching tv one day and this came on and they both said at the same time that they should totally do that
pick all 3
>>62697695
FUG
Who has this uncensored
>>62697706
>roid gut
truly the only high test woman on this board
>>62698127
Here.
https://thepiratebay.mn/search/adam%20sucht%20eva/0/99/0
>>62698185
Not sure I trust TPB for a television show. Aren't Germans serious about copyright enforcement?
>>62691717
how often do you think bugs crawl into the girls roast beef on that show? it must happen constantly, they always complain about bugs
>>62697188
she looks very fertile
>>62698219
>>62698196
Who gives a fuck about this fatty. We want more of the German goddess or the cute Fins
>>62698216
>germans
>serious about anything other than syrians
>>62698196
squishy/10
>would comfy fuck
>>62698196
>>62698219
disgusting
>>62698219
I just realised that you can have a "free" version of German Naked and Afraid, just walking down any random Croatian beach in summer. There's tons of nude Germans there, especially at the more secluded beaches. The negative part is, that for every hot girl there there's 10 old naked German dudes with wrinkly dicks, so there's that...
>>62698263
watching an episode right now and girl is complaining about mosquitoes on her vagina.
>>62697429
which episode is pic from?
who is she?
>>62698283
>>62698310
>>62698267
I've never banged a girl like that and I think it would be nice to
>>62698341
Check the filename you fucking retard
>>62698370
Upload this episode to Vola pls :)
>>62698320
why do old european men all love getting naked with other old european men?
They're all usually overweight with skin like leather. If they just want to watch the stupid american teenage girl tourists who all think going to a nude beach is some exciting must do thing in europe why do they also get naked?
![rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e07.720p.mkv_snapshot_19.00_[2015.08.30_21.13.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4DNeIrr.jpg "rtl-adam.sucht.eva.s02e07.720p.mkv_snapshot_19.00_[2015.08.30_21.13.49].jpg")
>>62698404
okay
>>62698416
I think a lot of them are closeted gays.
I was once taking a run on the beach when I almost bumped into a old I think German guy jerking it off to two gay doing something (I was running, so I didn't have time to really see), then few days later I saw this guy again walking around with his estranged wife, pretty obvious he's deep in the closet.
>>62698416
fyi they have always been sun bathing nude. It's just americans that are nazis
>>62698476
Okay yeah that too. Frei Korpes Kultur is pretty entrenched in Germany, AFAIK it started back in the 20's or something, not even Nazis could remove that.
Or maybe it was after the war, I'm not 100% sure.
>>62698476
>just americans that are nazis
If it keeps our beaches clear of naked fat, gay dudes with wrinkled leather skin I'm all for it
Nude beaches are nothing but the occasional group of teenage american girl tourists who thought it would be exciting and romantic and got a beach covered as far as eye can see in fat naked hairy old dudes. Local women almost never go.
>>62698569
closet gay
>>62698416
to be fair, old American guys do this too. it's just that they mostly hang out in the locker rooms and showers of the YMCA. ask anyone who's been to a YMCA building and they'll tell you about the old dudes who just hang out nude there all day every day
>>62698569
but that's fucking stupid, wait till you no longer fit the young group then.
>>62698647
This is true without a doubt. But at least in a locker room I can get in and out quickly while they spend 3 hours undressing, waddling on to the scale, into the shower, back onto the scale. I don't even know if those old niggers work out they seem to just stand around the locker room
naked having conversation with other old naked dudes while the normal people try to gtfo as fast as possible. But at a beach you can just never go there.
whats with old dudes wanting to be naked all the time.
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>>62698643
if you're fat, gay and old go to a goddamn clothed beach you ugly old faggot!
>>62698718
Because they were all in WW2 or Korea and naked with a bunch of dudes is something they got used to in the service and it's not a hang up like it is today
>>62697706
LITTLE
>>62698620
>>62698703
damn which episode this from
>>62698733
What if I'm old, fit and handsome?
>>62698780
as long as the dick are adequately spread with a solid pussy to dick ratio it's fine. Fat old dudes turned 95% of europe's nude beaches into fat gay old dude hang outs
>>62697796
Dat gyno on the left.
>>62698777
Trine (35) & Anja (41) @ Adam Og Eva s01e03
>video games are censored to death in Germany
>tv and movies aren't
You're a weird place, Germany.
I thought they had to survive or something
It seems like this is just people hanging out naked
>>62697960
>tfw 5 hours goes by and its 3am by the time your finished
>>62698874
>children should be able to watch extreme violence instead of perfectly natural human bodies
The only weird place is the USA
>>62698895
I think the thread has turned into posting pics from a number of different shows that involve being naked in some tropical location
>>62698895
Yep the european ones are dating shows
the american ones are muh edgy survival
>>62698916
Children in America have to be desensitized to violence early because we have so many feral minorities here. Germany will be the same way before long now that they've imported their own feral minorities
>naked and afraid
>she isn't naked
>she's enjoying herself
Wtf is this clickbait?
>>62698895
They are different shows senpai
>>62691717
It's the only reality tv show I watch and I fucking love it.
I tried watching Naked and Afraid XL though, but it didn't work, all they did was argue and there was a real useless cunt in there called Honora who made the show even more shit. It's better when they work together to fuck nature in the ass.
Always surprises me how much weight they lose.
>>62698839
Thank you, brother.
dayum senpai
>>62699051
wew lad pls supply the uncensored versions. i'm not gonna download an entire torrent for a few scenes.
>>62698874
Angela Merkel is a nudist, there are tons of pictures.
>>62699085
http://www.celebskin.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=10495
wank yourself out m8
Good thread desu senpaitachi
public nudity is degenerate
>>62698952
>this is what /pol/ actually believes
Man Germany was importing "minorities" for last 50 years, and only thing that came from that is kebab, which is p good.
>>62699168
>t. virgin
>>62697892
how shrewd ;)
>>62691717
I watch it all the time. Maybe seen 70% of episodes. It's addicting.
>>62699187
That's because they haven't reached critical mass yet. You'll see
>>62699322
do you have the link to that 20 minute /pol/ 'documentary' i saw posted here a few days ago?
on europe getting taken over and keked out of existence.
>>62699359
it was removed by americunts
>>62698910
>tfw 5 hours go by and you've realised half of your day off has gone by
What is it like to be naked and embrace a woman who you love and who loves you back? Anyone have experience in this?
>>62699410
>tfw it only strengthens your 'resolve'
>>62699322
/pol/ proven wrong again.
Anyone else here jerk off in their closet to get some privacy?
>>62691717
>that 'subtle' posing at the end
Gross
>>62699438
like bags of sand
>>62699359
It was removed by Jews. I'm not even kidding.
>>62699459
What is this supposed to be proving?
We need some more pics
>>62699481
Warm bags?
>>62699390
no a french scammer falsely flagged it
it should be back up soon
>>62699459
>African American
In Germany
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Come the fuck on atleast just call it African you fucking isolated American idiots.
>>62699531
warm moist sand
>>62699438
It feels nice and happy. Content, peaceful, nothing else is really important, etc.
>>62699586
damn
>>62699525
That percent wise US and Germany are pretty much the same when it comes to minorities.
>>62699552
That's my fault, I thought it will be more self-explainatory, guess not.
on left you have percent for Germany, and on right for USA
>implying there's any Native Americans in Germany
WOW.
Is there any more effective counter-argument to the 'Uncut dicks are longer' myth than the German version of this show? It looks like these Krauts smuggling acorns between their thighs.
What the hell is the German version called? Can't find anything for it.
>>62699531
yes
>>62699628
You do know that dick is man's own thermostat right? If exposed for longer duration to cold it will shrink itself to retain heat better.
>>62699586
>>62699610
>tfw you have to actually confront the fact that life is still basically the same afterwards but you have someone else emotionally depending on you to give their life form and meaning
it's a dangerous thread to start pulling
>>62699622
No they arent. Germany is at least 80% white while the U.S. is less than 60% white. remember that in the U.S., hispanics, arabs, turks, etc. are all counted as white by the census. "non-hispanic white" i.e. "actually white" is at 62% or so, but that still doesnt account for all the kebabs who are counted as white. America is significantly less white than Germany; that is a well known fact and supported by the numbers you posted
>>62699628
>muh flaccid length
>>62697338
lolwow. what part of Germany have you visited?
>>62699675
Yeah there is certainly good and bad. I've been a single loser for a while now, but I'm glad I had the experience.
>>62699024
>Always surprises me how much weight they lose.
Weird that when everyone can constantly see you naked you lose weight eh?
Weight watchers should just force fat people to parade around town naked being jeered and laughed at until they lose the weight
It'd be a thousand times more effective desu
>>62699125
I'd have 24/7 hard on if I was with them
>>62699745
What?
It's from subsisting on a bare minimum of calories and having to work and get firewood or repair your shelter or hike
>>62699699
But this doesn't really change anything, because even if Merkels goes with her plan and integrates 1mil of Syrians into Germany, that's like less than 1%, which is as you said, still less than US ratio.
So if Germany is to be US tier in white non-white ration, Merkel should import like 10mil Syrians and other immigrants, which is more than half of all Syrians...
>>62699796
potato potato
either way, they should put fat people naked on a desert island on tv until they're in good shape
And people would watch just to see the end product. This is how we solve the obesity problem
>>62699896
Isn't this just called biggest looser, though?
>>62697188
WHEN THE FUCK IS THERE GONNA BE AN ARCHIVE AGAIN
>>62699819
You're not taking Germany's birthrates into account. Germans have lower than replacement births while migrants and their descendants have above replacement birthrates. Because population grows and shrinks geometrically, this means that the percentage of germans compared to the percentage of people of foreign origin will shrink considerably within each age bracket while appearing to shrink slowly in the overall population. The effect of this will be a sudden inversion in the mid 21st century, where suddenly kebabs and blacks and so on are a majority of the people under 40 years old despite still only being like 40% of the population overall. that's when the real trouble will start because there's no way they will placidly work to pay for the healthcare of a bunch of old childless germans
>>62699916
but they're not naked
>>62699996
>there's no way they will placidly work to pay for the healthcare of a bunch of old childless germans
I pretty sure they will, given the hight of German average pay. I don't know how, but Germans are pretty good at integrating foreigners.
Also I'm pretty sure half of current immigrants will end up being gastarbeiter, and will move back home, once they'll earn enough money and the situation normalises in Syria and other countries. That's what happened with both Turks and Bosniaks (both Muslims BTW)-
Are there any other tv shows where people go nudist for the duration? Preferably uncensored.
i dont understand the censors.
I can see why people who get offended so easily would need censors on a show that has one scene of nudity among otherwise clothed people but what kind of idiot watches a show called naked and afraid where ever character is nude and the complains when they see tits?I know, Americans do it, but i really dont get the logic here
>>62700580
Americans use television and video games as electronic babysitters for their children, and don't want their kids to be exposed(heh) to nudity
>>62700580
It's because americans are c u c k s
>>62700444
Just remember that you asked for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOZzRNzp8A
>>62700580
If it's on a regular non-subscription channel you can't say that only the appropriate audiences will see it, anyone could tune into it, so you have to censor it as though kids are flipping the channel to it on their own.
>>62699980
The archive works and all the pics are there
>>62700780
if only kids had people that were responsible for them.
That way there wouldn't be blanket restrictions like this that affect adults and the entire target audience
>>62691717
the thumbnail makes it look like she's got 4 titties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtUKdZG1o1w
>>62697677
yurop is lost
>>62701674
Gavin McInnes is a fucking retard
>>62691775
this, to be honest
>>62700007
you really wanna see this naked f a m?
>>62704428
you saying you dont?
>>62697429
whats her name
i need more
