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>>62685424
He looks quite qt though. Although I thought this was going to be a fucking cartoon for some reason?
Film was a mistake
WE WAS KINGS AND SHIET
>>62685487
They were
He's face is like "yea i can' t believe i'm doing this shit either.."
das racis, we wuz kingz n shit
>>62685520
they were
>>62685424
Kill yourself
>>62685487
Except it wasn't, except for the nubian population in the south? The ruling classes and northeners most certainly weren't, as they are closely related to modern-day Coptic Egyptians. So they looked closer to fucking Omar Shariff than WU WUZ KINGS AND SHIIET.
>>62685487
>>62685506
No the rulers of Egypt weren't black they were arabian
>>62685424
Capeshit disguised behind mythology, nothing to see here
nubian doesn't = african.
>>62685487
>salami
>KEK
>>62685556
They were Black
>>62685554
There were Black Pharaohs
>>62685574
¿Eres sudaca o español?
>>62685424
did horus have a sister he slept with?
>>62685424
>February release
>Big budget ($140 million in this case)
>100% chance of being a bomb
Why do these movies keep being made? This year it was "Seventh Son." This'll be next years, and there'll be something for 2017 too.
>>62685600
spanisch, Mein Freund
>>62685581
>>62685582
HOLY SHIT!!
1 second!!
>this isn't a nigger
pls
>>62685587
There were also Pharaohs which were by all means Greek (Ptolemaic Dysnasty). One thing doesn't necessarily exclude the other, but to give the impression that Egypt or the Muslim Caliphate in Spain later on were nigger paradise is a huge mistake.
>>62685587
Sorry, but you're wrong. Your ancestral line is nothing but aids, mudhuts and being slaves. Enslavement was the best thing to happen to Africans because now you're able to live in our society and leech. Africans shouldn't been left to die out as nature intended.
>>62685587
The only black pharoahs were the ones who swooped in from southern africa and claimed the lands after the egyptian empires fell/were falling. Read a history book you fucking nigger.
>>62685655
>Africans shouldn't been left to die out as nature intended
is that what you meant to say?
i mean this movie looks like absolute fucking garbage
but why is it literally just a /pol/ clubhouse in here?
>>62685646
Have you even seen tuts skeleton and remodeling? Stupid faggot it's just an ornate coffin.
who plays ISIS
>>62685587
Here we have Tut mowing down niggers who think dey wuz kings.
>>62685693
Yes you fucking retard, its a deformed nigger.
>>62685688
Sorry English is 2nd language, I meant should have
Who /Age of Mythology/ here?
>>62685732
That's obviously an arab you stupid blind cunt, note the facial features. Not dark enough either.
>>62685424
They cant get away with this
>>62685646
>>62685720
Please remove this we wuz kings ok?
>>62685641
>God of Wisdom
>Cast a nigger
And dropped.
>>62685666
Satan has spoken.
No niggas in Egypt.
>>62685732
You fucking retard, that's your average arab.
>>62685753
The GOAT rts.
>hollywood will never bastardize your country's mythology for a cheap buck
feels good man
>>62685692
Leave if you don't like it because they never will :-)
>>62685802
>implying your meme culture is relevant
>>62685424
How will they portrait his fusion with Ra and other solar deities?
>>62685756
>>62685766
>niggers come in one skin tone and shape
Lol, are you the same type of faggots who think they are aryans because you are "white"?
>niggers from west Africa trying to say they're the descendants of Nubian kings
>>62685802
They have not left a single relevant culture unraped
Yes that includes the white ones
>>62685766
Pineapples go to museums?
>>62685831
Drake isn't black you actual mong.
>>62685831
Drake is hardly black though, he's half-Russian Jewish for fuck's sake and his father is a 1/4 white black man.
>>62685520
More educated black women in the u.s than pigskins
So eat shit
>>62685487
Well OK? Who gives a fuck?
>>62685843
This.
Even if Egyptians were black, it has fuck all to do with the American niggers who get butthurt over this stuff.
It's like the Irish claiming they were emperors in Sparta.
>>62685831
>USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE
Ok, you ignorant monkeys.
I wasted money to learn about this shit, so listen up.
Were the Ancient Egyptians what we would consider black?
No.
However, that doesn't mean that they lived in a vacuum.
Just like medieval Europe, the ruling class often married people of neighbouring kingdoms to secure alliances.
That includes the Nubians who were pretty dang black.
So yeah, you could have some quadroons in the ruling class.
Another issue is Egyptian art. For one, it was often the case to depict the Pharaoh as an individual of a conquered people.
If Egypt fucked up Nubia, as they often did, they'd make art of their Pharaoh look like a Nubian. That says "Your shit is our shit now".
Furthermore, individualized art was very rare. Showing someone as they actually were was secondary to showing what role they had. Consider the female Pharaohs . They were often drawn with beards or other masculine
features.
Another issue is that men were often painted as very dark skinned. That was shorthand for being male.
A dark skinned figure means male and a light skinned one meant female.
So you have some art with some dark skinned fellows running around, it doesn't mean that they necessarily looked like that.
Regardless the point is moot since African Americans are descended from West African stock.
Even if the Egyptians were dark skinned as fuck, that's thousands of miles from where the slavin done happened.
Where my animal head gods at?
>>62685831
>tries to make argument
>posts half jew half nigger
Just face it, Egyptians were not niggers.
>>62685886
It's a hyperdrive generator that powered the Naboo starship.
>>62685787
Conservative negros are very wise.
Hey guys, wanna never talk about film or television and instead derail every thread by shit posting /pol/ memes?
>>62685831
Drake so white he pays his taxes in February.
Drake so white he jogs across crosswalks when a car is waiting for him.
Drake so white that he look at this fridge and think "I'm almost out of mayonnaise"
>>62685922
>ben carson
>wise
>>62685922
Post a real conservative wise negro.
>>62685787
"/tv/ doesn't have a race problem" they said
"We only hate it when it's forced PC diversity!" they said
No you have deep seated issues that are triggered whenever a black man is portrayed positively
>>62685902
So the big lesson we learn here is that ancient Egyptian artists were dumb as fuck.
>>62685641
This looks like a nigger cosplaying as a god
This film is already a joke
>>62685923
That sounds cool.
>>62685964
Yes, because it's a big lie.
>>62685964
>being this triggered over casual racial bantz
Lighten up or go back to reddit.
>>62685964
>/tv/ doesn't have a race problem
t. no one ever
Now fuck off, silly nigger.
>>62685978
They were actual total innovators.
Remember that this shit was going down like 4000 years ago.
The rest of the world was smearing shit on cave walls and calling it art.
>>62685424
>>62685424
For all the memeing, nobody has criticized this casting
Fact is, an African is close to an Ancient Egyptian than a fucking Dane. Does it even get any white than Danes? This is not an accident
Is this a new Stargate movie or something?
>>62686046
>Stargate is kill
>>62685556
Semitic, not Arabian.
>>62685450
No.
He really doesn't, faggot. Quit trying to be all contrarian.
>>62686054
>tfw Universe was kill right when it was starting to git gud
why.jpeg
I mean yes, Universe had its problems, and the style tried to clone too much from BSG, but I still enjoyed it somewhat I guess. I mean I'd rather have 5+ years of Universe than not have any more Stargate at all desu senpai
WE WUZ SLAVEZ AND SPEAR CHUKKAZ
West Africans have nothing to do with North and East Africans.
>>62685487
>WE WAS KINGS AND SHIET
this gets me every time
its fucking retarded but i can't help it
>>62686061
They were neither semitic or Arabian.
The semites were fucking around northern Mesopotamia around that time, and the Arabs weren't even distinguishable from the camels yet.
There is no modern equivalent to Ancient Egyptians any more.
Egypt herself was fucked up by Greeks, Romans, and utterly disgraced by the Arabs.
>>62686074
Totally agreed mate.
Universe was sorting is shit out nice and good by the last season.
It looks like some kind of parody. This is the worst poster I have ever seen
>According to Papyrus Chester-Beatty I, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.[19][20]
Will this be in the film?
>ancient Egyptians
>black
kek, they were Goa'ulds you stupid fucks
There better be a cute bastet in this to save the movie.
>>62685641
>>62685964
Yeah, it's beyond "joking around." It's pretty deep-seated here for some reason.
>>62685732
Them child bearing hips tho
>>62686199
Doing God's work son
>>62686158
sadly not
>>62685506
No they weren't, they were a native nike people who were brown. They portrayed themselves as brown. The only people who believe they were black are conspiracy theorist
>>62686290
>native nike people
So niggers?
>>62685922
Except when your running for president and admit to trying to kill your own mother with a hammer
>Egypt is in Africa and we are from Africa so they must be black just like us!
>>62686324
¿Is not telling the truth somethong wise?, or at least enlightned.
I'm into it, should be a comfy Saturday movie. Would never pay to go see it of course
>>62686096
Africans hadn't even invented the wheel when Europeans found them.
They did however witness them sucking on cow vaginas and raping each other.
But ignore that, WE WUZ KINGS BRO
>>62686380
¿You mean subsaharan africans?
>>62686429
You know it homie!
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>>62686323
Egyptians confirmed for basketball-Americans
>>62685610
>hathors gonna hate
Jesus, did nobody learn from Immortals? Was there some group of producers out there going, "Sure, a super stylized Greek mythology film didn't work. But I bet a super stylized film based on the significantly less popular Egyptian mythology will HUGE. We can get that guy that fucked his sister in Game of Thrones."
>>62685978
>Egyptian artists were dumb as fuck.
more like they did as they were told
>>62685424
Why?
>>62686540
Immortals could have been based as fuck.
It really had potential.
But man, did they cock it up.
At least the god stuff was cool and Mickey Rourke was good
>>62686540
Hollywood ran out of ideas.
I hope they have a scene about Osiris's clay penis.
>>62686479
I mean, ethiopia is pretty based, so it must be outside influnce what makes some negros better than others.
>>62686540
at least its not a sequel or a remake
>>62686617
Ethiopia isn't that based.
Don't they believe one of their 20th century kinds was a reincarnation of Jesus or something?
Or is that just the Jamaicans who believe that.
>>62686540
jesus i hate these stylised bullshit mythology/ history movies
fuck snyder
>>62686540
I thought Cavill was alright. Plus Freida Pinto is quite lovely.
>>62685424
>Horus
HERESY!
>>62686670
Rastafarianism is from Jamaica where they believed Haile Selassie was the second coming of Christ
>>62685978
you're fucking stupid
>>62686015
totally correct
>>62686687
>fuck snyder
Snyder had nothing to do with Immortals, you fucking retard. And if you're talking about 300, that's miles better than Immortals
>>62686711
Cavill was delicious.
>>62685978
>created a consistent aesthetic system that survived for 3000 years that was also incredibly realistic for the time, so much so that Greeks and other civilizations copied them
>dumb as fuck
Jesus now they're trying to steal history too.
>>62685625
January/February and September/October are often used as dumping grounds by studios when they realize they've spent entirely too much on a movie that will never make their money back. Movies like Pan, Seventh Son, Jupiter Ascending, the Robocop remake, The Green Hornet, Season of the Witch, Cloud Atlas...
>>62686670
rastafarians believe that king haile selassie, known as Ras Teferi before his ascension, who is by tradition descended matrillineally from King David, is the second coming of Jesus. He was the only African leader who successfully repelled colonization attempts and held a state together. Ethiopia is one of the oldest nation-states in history.
His actual ancestry is confusing af because of how inheritance of names and property works in Ethiopia, and also because Ethiopia itself is a cobbled together "nation" comprising a variety of peoples and languages.
I just wanna see Anubis as a sexy Jackal.
>>62686670
Most ethiopians I've met are the coolest non niggerish black people I've ever met.
Gould?
>>62687177
Gould.
>>62687177
>Goold Hweapons
>we wuz KAAAAAANGZ
Why can't it be this Horus?
>>62685964
>>62686185
>>62685582
>>62685581
top kuk, senpai
When will "Big budget CGI extravaganzas based on some kind of ancient western mythology starring Literaly Who's" stop being made
It seems like they roll around every January and I have no idea who sees them or how they make a profit
COMING THIS FALL
FAST AND FURIOUS - GREEK GODS EDITION
STARRING VIN DIESEL AS THE KING OF MYCENE
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>>62685922
Oh don't worry, He'll boycott this film once he finds out the pyramids don't have grain in them.
God, afrocentrists are really pathetic.
>>62685424
>It's an orange & blue poster
>>62687988
ARE
>>62685641
>literally a baboon god played by a black
lmao
>>62685922
is that morgan's dad?
why are they even doing a movie about Egypt and shit?
it's basically a box office bomb even in post production.
you can't make anything about Egypt in today's Era.
unless it revolves around Mummies coming to life,leave Ancient Egypt be.
like a studio is going to drop 100million on a film about Egypt with just black people in it.
