Give one reason why Dan Stevens wouldn't be a perfect Bond
You can't
>>62666187
Wrong hair colour
too skinny
looks like a fag (as in an actual faggot who likes men)
looks like he cant fight for shit
I could go on, too lazy.
>>62666187
He is too young
>>62666187
not progressive enough
>>62666202
>Wrong hair colour
Guessing it'd be shock to you that Daniel Craig is the current James Bond
>too skinny
compared to who? He would just a decent body than the rest rather than the hunched Gorilla Craig
>looks like a fag (as in an actual faggot who likes men)
thats what you think, but Im sure he could knock anyone here down
>looks like he cant fight for shit
So he can't understand choreography? Its a film you dolt.
>I could go on, too lazy
no you couldn't, you listed 4 shit reasons and you've ran out
>>62666187
He needs jaw filler surgery.
>WHITE MALE
Idris will have a 20yr shelf life
>>62666522
I hope he expires
Gingers are not white.
>>62666187
He looks fucking terrible clean shaven.
>>62666187
JUST
>>62666644
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>>62666187
Arby should be the next Bond.
>>62666187
1. No one ages worse than gingers
2. I want a Bond who wont be defeated just because the bad guy decided to run outside on a sunny day.
>>62666687
That's Pietre
>>62666722
He's Arby to me.
>>62666465
>thats what you think, but Im sure he could knock anyone here down
Probably, no one spends more time at the gym than fags. Also just because he is a power top into greco-roman action doesn't make him straight.
>>62666720
>1. No one ages worse than gingers
Examples?
I agree completely OP. He's at just the right level of obscurity too, no A-lister should be Bond
>tfw you wouldn't mind elba as bond but he's too old to start playing bond
>Elba - Too old, too black, too busy. Would he even commit to 5 films over 10 years?
>Fassbender - Not much younger and too busy. Doing too many franchises already
>Stevens - young enough for in 6 years time to star in a Bond film (theres still another Craig Bond left to come out)
who else really?
>>62666816
I'd rather have him as a Bond villain, some kind of spyhunter that Spectre sends to take out other MI6 agents, maybe have his backstory be that his family was killed as collateral damage in a drone strike against a confirmed terrorist and now he travels the world executing spies.
>>62666859
Toby Kebbell
>>62666890
M LIKE UN MORE THAN BOND
>>62666871
Fuck yeah. A two or three film arc where he faced off against Bond would be cool but honestly Elba should be given the chance to have an action franchise of his own but sadly the time for Bond passed.
Who /ayoadeforbond/ here?
>>62666931
jesus christ he'd simply stop world war three with a telephone call convincing the villian to accidently blow his head off
>>62666890
gay voice.
paki bond incoming
>>62666748
None, they turn grey and you can't tell a fucking difference. Just gingejealousy, typical brown-hair baby, probably disgusting curls in it too.lel
>>62666963
I liked Four Lions. I'd be cool with it. He'll probably be busy with Star Wars shit though.
How is Dan Stevens a ginger?
>>62667025
He dyes it blond.
http://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/downton-abbey/news/a357430/downton-abbeys-dan-stevens-i-have-more-fun-being-blonde/
He is too handsome. No seriously, every single bond has been an ugly butterface. Sure they were all in good shape but their faces were mediocre at best. Craig looks like a gorilla. Brosnan looks like a fucking building concierge. Sean Connery? Who even started the "Connery is handsome" meme?
I don't know what is it about this franchise and making an effort to cast pleb-looking actors. Maybe it's part of keeping the character "down to earth" or something.
I bet the next bond will be some monkey faced actor like Toby Kebbell. Definitely not Dan Stevens.
>>62667082
>No seriously, every single bond has been an ugly butterface.
Don't you mean buthisface?
Chris O'Dowd. Just wait.
>>62667123
>Ayaode is the new Q
A FIRE?!?
AT A SEA PARKS?!?!
Matt Berry would be a great Bond and you know it.
>>62667245
BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
>>62667245
"All that bloody running? Piss off."
Peter Dinklage would be a better bond.
>>62667245
>there will never be an adaptation of The Disaster Artist directed by Richard Ayoade starring Matt Berry as Tommy Wiseau
>>62667282
At least there's one directed by James Franco starring James Franco as Tommy Wiseau
>>62667388
this is how i feel about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoAcU3Pv5Hc
>>62666736
It's Pietre
>>62667554
Arby. Raisin Boy.
Ewan McGregor would make a great bond
>>62667631
>44 years old
Craig still has one film do probably three years until then and then McGregor would be 47 and then it'd be three years until his first movie comes out and he'd be starting Bond at 50.
I mean, Craig is Bond. Just look at him. He can't even keep his hairline respectable. Everyone can be Bond. Monkey dressed in a suit can be Bond.
>>62666187
he's not diverse
>>62667708
But gingers are like 0.1% of the population
>>62667680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYGYb477j90
>>62667663
ewen has always aged well and he has a great scottish voice, it would be more authentic
Dev Patel should be the next Bond
>>62667889
>Loo
>Poo in the Loo
>>62666187
You never would've guessed this perfect handsome face was hiding underneath all that fat. Almost makes me want to lose weight.
>>62667712
doesn't matter, Chaim said white people in the west need to go
>>62667850
please tell me this shot has been edited and the actual show doesn't have this abysmal ratio
>>62666187
He's not a transgender black woman
>>62668041
It's edited. You should check it out if you care about aspect ratios, it's one of the most beautifully shot shows ever. Utopia
>>62666644
he unfucked his shit
2 white
2 male
2 healthy
>>62666187
After watching The Guest, I'm inclined to agree. It'd have to be a fucking brutal Bond though, straight R-rated shit.
I wonder what life would be like being a white male with 10/10 aesthetics
He is white and privileged.
1. Matthew Goode
>>62670041
>Matthew Goode
He looks too much like the guy who plays Q. Might be confusing for some people out there.
>>62666859
I doubt there will be another Craig bond. Could happen, but Craig doesn't want to do it, and he's getting into "too old" territory as well. With Spectre underperforming relative to Skyfall the studios may see this as a good time to bring in some new blood.
Clear answer.
>>62667245
[Casino Royale - bartender takes orders] And you mister Bond?
"WHIISSKAAAYYYYYYYY!"
>>62667245
What happened between you and this Blofeld customerrrrrrr?
>>62667245
Clem Fandango already has the name of a Bond villain.
>>62671716
Me and you were..buddies weren't we?
>>62667082
Thanks anon for your insight and wisdom I wish I was as smart and pretty as you are
>>62667245
Sharing a name with this guy sucks because every time I see it on /tv/ my heart skips a beat
That said he's pretty funny from what I've seen
>>62666465
>muh husbando could beat you up
this is pretty pathetic
>>62667663
Craig said he'd not doing another though.
>>62672489
>Craig said he'd not doing another though.
Unless he wants to be blacklisted he's fulfilling his contract or it's back to BBC tv dramas with his albino ape ass.
>>62672542
Kek. I don't think Craig is the best bond but he's alright in my book. At least his movies were entertaining to say the least. I haven't been left disappointed after watching any of them, except maybe quantum.
>>62666465
>craig
>bond
>>62670427
This. The next Bond should be a prequel origin story.
