>>62663536
Lavatorians
>>62663546
I guess he just forces it out
He moves the robe to the front of his body like a giant bib and unlatches his buttplate
Who says he can, anymore?
>>62663536
Does he eat?
>>62663536
see that green button on his front control panel? thats the poo button
>>62663666
He's a living person, so obviously he requires some form of sustenance (how/what exactly he eats is a whole other issue). That said, there's going to be waste to be pooped out.
>>62663536
hE PoOp hiS PaNt HEEH HEEH HEEEEEEH
>>62663692
>what are intravenous feeding and kidney machines
>>62663724
I was gonna say he likely takes in nutrients through a tube and urinates the same way. Can physical waste be excreted the same way through a larger tube?
>>62663759
I meant solid waste. Durr
>>62663696
Im not sleeping tonight.
Poop Vader
Poop Dooku
>>62663759
Thats what a colostomy bag does
>>62663837
Count Dookie
he shits himself all day
Did his penis melt off?
>>62663846
So feeds through a tube, then kidney draining tube and colostomy
>>62663885
Don't think so. He was laying on his tum and his junk was likely buried in the soil.
What if his poop powers his life support and stuff via converting it into an energy source?
The more he poops the more powerful he gets
>>62663931
But we don't know for sure...
>>62663941
Well no, but it's unlikely, since fire can't burn an area that isn't exposed to oxygen.
not canon but:
>It also possessed a waste recycler similar to those employed by long-haul asteroid miners. However, all of the linkages were faulty and unreliable, thus forcing Vader to undergo frequent maintenance of his suit and be dependent on Imperial medical specialists for the rest of his life.
Must have sucked taking a crap on-the-go and having to walk around with it because his suit fucked up.
>>62664021
>vader walked around all day smelling like shit
>>62663940
The whole point of poop is that it's a waste product. Therefore, little to no energy.
It does beg the question though; what powers the suit? Does he wear batteries or plug himself into a power socket?
>>62664096
I assume his suit recharges while he's sitting in that big sphere.
>>62664128
Maybe he poops there too
>>62664128
>that scene in his meditation chamber where we see the back of his scarred head as he's putting the helmet back on
Used to freak me the fuck out as a kid
>>62664152
first thing i thought
>>62663588
Hah.
>>62663536
he's more machine than man, now
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/weJJh47.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
The Dark Side is a pathway to many ways of pooping that some would consider... unnatural.
>>62663885
>>62663931
>>62663941
His lower half was on fire, plus the ground he was lying on would have burned him too. I'd say his penis was severely damaged if not burnt away completely, it's made of very soft, delicate tissue.
>>62663536
Honestly he probably has some sort of colostomy tank that he empties regularly.
That scene in Empire where we see the officer walk in on him with his helmet off was probably his version of stepping off the toilet.
>>62665124
>it's made of very soft, delicate tissue.
you would kno bout dat wouldnt ya gay faggit
>>62665170
Yes.
>>62664050
Vader didnt actually force choke the guy in ANH, he just opened up his suits built-in shitbucket.
It takes him three hours to shit.
>>62663588
He just drops down on the can and takes a huge sith.
Darth poopy
Darth peepee
Darth poopoo
Darth yucky
Darth smelly
Darth stickypants
Darth colon
like all horribly disfigured victims of accidents - it just slides into a bag
He uses the force to constantly break up the turds into minuscule particles and force pushes them slowly and carefully out of tiny vents in his suit at all times. He is constantly clouded by tiny poop particles leaving his suit at all times, which is part of why everyone fears him.
>>62665097
Sheev knows his shit.
>>62666500
So..., did the Executor have a dedicated poop deck?
>>62666900
But that's wrong.
>>62666900
Me on the left
Whether or not you can envision a character pissing is the ultimate believability test. So is jacking off.
Any well written character should give you enough of an idea of how they would do either.
>>62663536
The Force
