Girl asked me to come over and have a movie night with her.
What movies are guaranteed to get me laid?
suffragette
The Dark Knight Rises
>>62650486
Mysterious Skin
Works like a charm.
>>62650486
>>62650486
You're already in brah
>>62650486
UNO FARTO
its a tarantino produced release. 10/10 desu senpai
>>62650486
scott pilgrim
24 minutes in they get it on and so will you
>>62650486
Out of Sight
>>62650486
problem child 2
>>62650486
Mullholland Drive
>>62650876
>tfw beta balding chubby shitskin manlet
>these threads just remind me how I will never have a qt 3.14 gf to snuggle with and watch movies with
>>62650486
prisoners
%100 get u laid tbqh pham
>>62651210
start lifting faggot. its not hard, jesus christ
>>62650486
The Birth of a Nation
>>62651161
Maybe if you're also a girl.
>>62651270
Shut up faggot
>>62651270
>start lifting
>people will automatically assume I'm compensating for my height
IT NEVER ENDS
>>62650486
But you're already gonna get laid by being there?
Just pick some semi-enjoyable movie.
>>62651323
youre a manlet too? im so sorry. youre fucked kiddo.
>>62651314
fat boy upset?
>>62650486
American Psycho my man
>>62650486
Odds are if she's coming over to watch a movie she's already down to fuck. Your job us to select a movie that will serve as background noise, so that you can make your move. Now is not the time to go bold, you want something comfortable and kinda boring that leaves you plenty of opportunities to make a move.
>>62651323
Then don't tell anyone that you lift. Just say that you 'try to keep active' or something.
>>62651428
Pretty much this. I'd try The Spectacular Now or some shit
>>62651270
>he thinks lifting will get chicks
>he doesn't realize past the age of 25 most girls are married and having kids
>he doesn't realize that after college it's almost impossible to meet new women on a regular basis
How young are you exactly?
>>62651498
i lift because i dont want to be a fat piece of shit like the guy i replied to. getting laid has nothing to do with.
exercise control and treat your body right, do likewise with your mind and pussy is no object.
anyway >>>/r9k/ senpai go there and stay.
>>62650486
You think you're actually going to watch movies?
Have you ever been alone with a grill before?
Anon, take condoms, you're going to get laid.
>>62651153
Never change, /tv/. Never change.
>>62652368
This. If OP fucks this up (he will) then there's no hope.
>>62651498
>trying to make excuses for his own pathetic life
>>62652368
>he doesn't have a sensible gf who invites you to her parents house
>he doesn't cuddle with her and have a short discussion about the movie afterwards
>he bases his relationship solely on sex
maximum kek
>>62652465
Son I'm halfway toward wizardhood. You're probably a normie and 20 years old. Once you get to a certain point you just let the ride take you and you stop trying.
Legends of the fall
>>62650928
You posted this in that other thread you unoriginal fuck.
>>62652368
Seriously. youre gonna go over. pop in a movie. start cuddling. within 20 minutes make a move and fuck her. why do you think the normie meme "netflix and chill" started? no girl actually wants netflix, they want that dick
>>62652801
>girl comes over to netflix and chill
>sit and watch the movie
>tries to cuddle with me
>ignore her advances
>everytime she tries to talk I tell her to shut up
>she keeps shuffling around reaching for her phone
>tell her if she can't keep still she'll have to leave
>gets up and walks out
>mfw afterwards I realized she just wanted to have sex
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
>>62652623
The wizard's prodigy has spoken. What can we mortal men say in the face of a pupil of the grand magicae? Nothing! For our sight is narrow and our wisdom bleaks in comparison to the true masters of this world.
Thank you, young but wise wizard pupil. Please forgive our insolence and let us go in peace, for the unknowing know not better, and can not be accounted for their own flaws.
The Clockwork Orange
>>62653722
Nah
>>62654491
fuck you then virgin loser shit
>>62654524
just shut up and kiss me
>>62650486
I need to know this too.
It Follows
>>62651172
LAID?
>>62651323
No, it ends when you quiet being a faggot and go lift. Christ, just throw up a plinkett review on your phone and watch it while you go on the treadmill
Eraserhead also comes recommended for dates
>>62650486
You know what they say OP: qt's love QT!
One of my buddies had a movie date night in college. He put on Dr Strangelove.
The girl didn't talk with him again afterwards, and shittalked him endlessly.
>>62650486
Moonrise Kingdom.
Before Sunrise if the both of you are hopeless romantics
>>62650486
She'll get so annoyed she will beg for your dick instead.
>>62650486
There Will Be Blood.
>>62650486
I have gotten action on a date movie night to Schindler's List.
It was only slightly odd.
>>62656655
Fuck me I had forgotten about this piece of fucking shit.
