Steve jobs’ Last Words -
I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world.
In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success.
However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to.
At this moment, lying on the sick bed and recalling my whole life, I realize that all the recognition and wealth that I took so much pride in, have paled and become meaningless in the face of impending death.
In the darkness, I look at the green lights from the life supporting machines and hear the humming mechanical sounds, I can feel the breath of god of death drawing closer…
Now I know, when we have accumulated sufficient wealth to last our lifetime, we should pursue other matters that are unrelated to wealth…
Should be something that is more important:
Perhaps relationships, perhaps art, perhaps a dream from younger days ...
Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me.
God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth.
The wealth I have won in my life I cannot bring with me.
What I can bring is only the memories precipitated by love.
That’s the true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on.
Love can travel a thousand miles. Life has no limit. Go where you want to go. Reach the height you want to reach. It is all in your heart and in your hands.
What is the most expensive bed in the world? - "Sick bed" …
You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear the sickness for you.
Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – "Life".
When a person goes into the operating room, he will realize that there is one book that he has yet to finish reading – "Book of Healthy Life".
Whichever stage in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the curtain comes down.
Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends...
Treat yourself well. Cherish others.
>>62631516
Tl;dr
>>62631516
What a pretenious wanker.
/tv/'s Last Words -
Go back to reddit
Easy for him to say, he's rich.
Me: ...I want my family to be big for me.
Nurse: HIS BP's CRASHING
Me: ..With.. no... survivors...
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>62631516
FOR YOU
(there were no survivors)
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
What are you gonna do stab me?
"Steve's final words were: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.'"
>62631516
>>62631516
>family leans in to ask me one last question
>with tears in their eyes they ask,
>"If I pull that off, will you die?"
>I smile and weakly reply through my oxygen mask
>"It would be extremely painful."
>My family is balling now, some wailing even
>My wife leans in, wiping the tears from her eyes
>"You're a big guy..." she stammers out through her crying
>I squeeze her hand one last time and respond
>"For... you..."
>I drift into the void
>My young son stares at my now lifeless body for a minute and then asks my wife
>Mom, what was that?"
>She pats his head and taking his face in her hands replies,
>"A wasted life, Anon Jr."
>>62631516
"Never give any of my money to a charity"
"I never wrote a will, so destroy all my possessions, destroy my money, and cut up my heart and send it to the following people: Winona Ryder, Neta-Lee Herschlag, Jennifer Connelly, and Keira Knightley."
>>62631516
That's not what he said
>>62631516
LOL Fucken asshole delayed proper medical treatment and chemo to dwell into alternative medicine. This man is you all, stupid superstitious red neck Americunts.
>>62631516
>you cannot have someone to bear the sickness for you.
Is he implying he wishes he could pay somebody else to die in his place? What a dick
>>62631844
And the dude from Beastie Boys had exactly the same fate... also did Ebert.
>>62631658
>le unfunny tripfag post
"Do you like movies with gladiators?"
>>62631516
Who didn't enjoy seeing Lucifer drag him down to Hell?
>>62631936
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
>>62631516
Weren't his last words something like "wow, wow, WOW."
MMM WATCHA SAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>62631936
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
>>62631855
No, he's not implying that at all.
He's implying you can hire somebody to do anything for you but live your life
>>62632004
Yeah, that was him glimpsing the lake of fire that he would spend the rest of eternity in. ;)
>>62631516
>implying steve jobs really died
>>62632004
>tfw sent to hell for stealing from Xerox while Bill gets off scott free
>>62631549
>>62631551
I'm 33 years old and I never get tired of 4chan. fuckin love ya bros
>>62632011
is there a particular reason they decided to make fun of that OC episode?
>>62632090
Sounds about right
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>not attempt your best Sheev yell impersonation as your heart gives out
It ain't me, it ain't me, I'm no fortunate one, noo.
>>62631979
>>62631710
Kek
>>62632925
It's their Bane scene
>>62631516
>In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success.
If riding off the talent and hard work of others is success then i guess so
>>62631862
nah the beastie boy did surgery and radiation right off the bat
>>62634908
>>62631862
Bob Marley literally refused to have his cancerous toe cut off because of Rastafarianism. some people simply aren't well-equipped to deal with the idea that their health is in serious danger.
>>62631516
>more money than god
>decides to use herbal remedies instead of real cutting edge medicine
>>62634561
kek faggotry confirmed
>>62634959
it's as though wealth is not a reliable indicator of whether someone is a dumbass or not.
>>62631516
In reality he said, "I rolled an engineer, wound up putting my levels into thief rogue, and was defeated by Zahir with incurable plague, and failed my death saves".
"I'll be back"
Didn't he die because he went with his stupid fruit diet instead of eating a regular diet? And wasn't his cancer or whatever curable?
>>62631862
>And the dude from Beastie Boys had exactly the same fate
Show some respect he died for our right to party
>>62632011
>>62631844
I think he wanted to kill himself, but knew how taboo suicide is.
>>62631516
>>62631530
>Someone else wrote this and he stole it from them.
>>62634954
>lose a leg or die
ill learn to hop
>>62631516
>die of cancer
>the world left with his cancerous legacy
top poetry t.b.h: family™
>>62631516
Actually Steve Jobs last words were "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow" as confirmed by his sister.
>say my last wish is to meet Chris Pratt
>make a big deal in social media about it
>he'll come for brownie points
>he arrives, it's all live on stream
>he does a little "dance off bro" moves for the camera
>beckon him to come closer
>"if you get the opportunity you should kill yourself"
>die
>>JUST
Just tell that faggot Tim not to make a pink phone.
Dr Chemo, i'm DOA
>>62635559
>WERKS
