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>Pierce = Die Another Day >Connery = Diamonds are Forever
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>Pierce = Die Another Day
>Connery = Diamonds are Forever
>Craig = Spectre

Literally the worst of their films. In the 2 hours they had, they could barely hold together anything that could be close to be considered a rational plot.

Also why the fuck do they bring back old villains as a "surprise"? They did the same shit on Star Trek 2, and it was fucking retarded considered they could've just made their own character. Even as a marketing shit, its dumb because it's not even advertised as such.
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>>62627228
buttblasted skypleb detected
Casino royale > spectre > QoS > skyfall
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>>62627228
It's cause the writers are all incestuous. Every year they come up with a new gimmick like that year's Prius. First it was origin stories, then caught villains, then super smart blood, then corruption within the agency, now its ME, IT WAS ME bullshit.

Kill them all. The next Bond should be 2 hours of machine gunning the writers union.
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>>62627228
Quantum was worse m8, go back and watch it and try to tell me it's more enjoyable than Spectre
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I'm astonished we got four fucking movies with a Bond this not-handsome.
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>>62627359
It's more enjoyable than Spectre.

You're welcome.
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>>62627372
you didn't go back and watch it retard
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>>62627228
I for one am looking forward to Ofal Yurpain's next book.
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Quantum of Solace is OBJECTIVELY the worst Craig movie, and if you think otherwise you're a fucking contrarian
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>>62627359

Dude, fuck you.

You're a mindless sheep who follows popular opinion.

But in case your wondering, I fucking loved Quantum and I appreciate it even more after watching Spectre.
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>>62627228
>They did the same shit on Star Trek 2
You mean Into Darkness right???
>and it was fucking retarded considered they could've just made their own character
How is that retarded to bring back something people know and love?
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>>62627460
>liking shaky cam and ridiculously fast editing
>liking incoherent mess of a plot by the writers' (Craig and Foster's) own admission
>liking boring villain with absolutely no presence and a boring plan (Waltz's motivations were dumb but at least he was a compelling performance)

Seriously, Quantum is a fucking mess of a movie on every level, it's the contrarian meme movie alongside Licence to Kill that people pretend to like in order to be more sophisticated
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>>62627460
it was a fucking aweful sequel to Casino Royale, on it's own it was ok I guess
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>>62627625
FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER, LTK is a thousand times better than Solace.
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>>62627625

>confirmed for never seeing License to Kill
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It wasn't great but it was fine. Certainly better than QoS. Comparisons to older Bond films make zero sense so don't do that, it makes you sound like a retard.
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which old villian did they bring back?
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>>62627625
I literally cant remember QoS villian's master plan
Wasn't it something about water or something. I remember there being a nice shot of an underground lake but thats all
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>>62627738

the three time booker prize winning author of "all ya pain"

Blofeld
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>>62627738

dr evil
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>>62627805
yeah control water and sell it or some shit
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>>62627833

>California is in a state of water crisis
>Citizens decide to conserve water
>Water department jacks up the prices because they're not profiting as much

but whatever man, world domination again
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>>62627228
Craig's best movie was Casino Royale

His worst movies are QoS, Spectre, and Skyfall

Craig is just fucking terrible, he really is the worst Bond
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>>62627973
>Craig is just fucking terrible, he really is the worst Bond
On what basis? Genuinely curious
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>>62628776
One argument is every other Bond had character, even Lazenby, but Craig is pretty much just the Driver
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>>62627973
>>62629668
Craig's not the best Bond, but he's in the best Bond movies (though not the best "Bond" movies)
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QoS is my favorite craig bond movie.

people on here always try to explain some technical thing wrong with movie, but i found it to be more interesting and more enjoyable, and actually a bit deeper, than CR (which i also liked) - to me the only thing wrong was the ending being a bit drawn out.

QoS is a movie i can watch over and over

skyfall i found extreemely disappointing though i still can watch it.

will watch spectre this week
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>>62627833

A story line too ahead of its time.

It will be really fucking relevant in about 40 years.
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>>62629780
Literally the only good scenes were the opera (which was amazing) and the last action scene. Everything else is a mess.

Also, super boring story. CR was so much more interesting even if the actual story was pretty simple. It was presented far better than the fucking nonsense that was DUDE WATER LMAO SO TOPICAL

Fucking writers strike, it ruined everything around then.
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>>62627228
Pierce has to be the WORST Bond I have ever seen. Didn't like Goldeneye either.

>Also, possible Blofield storyline following Spectre.
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>>62627228
Casino Royale > Skyfall > QoS >>>>> Spectre.

QoS was much better than Spectre.
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>>62627625
>but at least he was a compelling performance)
No, if you've seen him in other movies where he actually tries, you'd realise his performance in Spectre was hilariously phoned in.

Even the little weasel fucker from QoS was more menacing, and much better acted, even though Waltz is a far better actor.
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>q gives bond watch
>"what does this do?"
>"tells the time"
>later in film
>OMG THE WATCH IS ACTUALLY A BOMB WHICH SAVES HIS LIFE

BRAVO
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>>62631333
He actually says something about it being explosive in a really unsubtle way after the time thing.
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>>62631503
Leave it to autistic /tv/ posters to not understand things like that.

>hey bond btw that watch sure has a LOUD ALARM be careful
>Autism bond: Oh ok, I'll turn down the volume then
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>It's 6 AM, I'm in bed and get a call from work.
>Manager asks me to come to MI6's headquarters.
>Eh, need the hours, so head on over.
>Goes on how we need to do a rushjob because Blofeld just blew up one of our regional offices and we need to set up some elaborate trap.
>Ask if we should just set some tripmines by the door, but no let's fucking rig the entire building with one girl in the middle for some reason.
>Ask how we should lure him there, maybe set up some TVs on the walls and have some recording so Blofeld can just sit back, get comfortable, and watch as James Bond walks into a trap, so he can set off the explosives remotely and kill them both.
>Nah, apparently our Boss wants to be there himself.
>They want arrows, but apparently all the paper that could have been used for stencils were used to print out big fucking faces of 007's face, M's face, and a bunch of other dudes and some girl I've never even heard of.
>Alright, just spray can the mural with his name and add a few arrows because I've got nothing better to do.
>Boss wants us to add a big mat in the room he's in for some reason. Coworker asks how he got bulletproof glass in the room in so little time, he gets shot. ALRIGHTYTHEN.webm
>Set it all up in the course of a few hours, extremely proud of my own work, despite the fact that it's all rushed to fuck and back.
>Boss gets caught by the police, don't get paid the overtime I was promised.
>Now have to work for some nigger in a skeleton mask.
>Not even in Sweden either.
>Hate my life.
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>>62627359
Quantum was tight as fuck, closest thing to an art bond film that exists
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Spectre felt like a classic Bond movie. Lots of good tropes from the old connery/pierce films.

The other movies didnt have this vibe.

It was a good send off, and my favorite because it felt more like a Bond movie than a Mission Impossible/Bourne Identity movie.

Spectre > Skyfall > CR > QoS
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>>62632498
I mostly agree but the retarded Blofeld twist really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
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>>62632498
The cinematography was gorgeous aswell, up until that last half hour.
It was like velvet for my eyes
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>>62627282
Damn, OP got fucking told the truth in just one post.

Skyfall fags btfo
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>>62627282
I'll agree with this. Skyfall was horrible from the script and only has the DOP to thank for it to have one redeeming thing
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>>62632619
There was no reason for him to spout it out like a retard. The sibling reveal was retarded and non-canon. They should only have used the cat. And then made him Blofeld in the next film or whatever, it made no sense in the context of this one.
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>>62628776
>He looks like a Bond villain instead of Bond (weird face, short, bodybuilder)
>His suits are shit tier ("Mommy, why does James Bond wears his pants too small?")
>He changed macho Bond into emo Bond
>He gets rescued instead of rescuing
>He looks like a 60 year old man who uses 12 kinds of shower gels in the morning
>He has no presence beyond "thug"
>His entourage of supporting actors is laughable
>The plots in his movies are beyond good and evil (even by Bond standards)
>His villains are kindergarten-tier
>His actions scenes (aside from CR) are even worse than Moore's
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>QoS a decent movie
I can hear them worms, feasting on your brain.
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>>62627282
casino royale is such a fucking brilliant movie, absolutely enchanting.
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Daniel Craig looked like a statue the entire movie. They'll have a new actor for Bond for the next one for sure.
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>spectre meeting is super cool
>the leader is super cool
>HYPE
>white's house
>they're every where
>you a kite they a storm
>HYPE HYPE HYPE
>It was me james, it was all along
>HYPE OVERLOADED


>capeshit tier big bad plan
>Blofeld is fucking nothing

HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THEY FUCK UP THIS BAD
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Bourne vs Bond when?
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>They did the same shit on Star Trek 2
except they "rebooted" the Star Trek franchise, it only makes sense that they'll meet some of the same enemies they did in the other "alternative universe".

Spectre was absolute cow shit btw, wasted 150 hours and fucking $20 on that piece of shit movie.
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>>62627625
Don't talk shit about LTK faggot
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