>local cinema shows several horror movies on Halloween
>wanted to buy my ticket today
>sorry, Sir but on Halloween we will first try the 'no singles policy' at our place
>clerk points at sign
>meanwhile i'm standing there with my money in my hands
>girls behind me start to giggle
>play it cool
>so i guess, i will just try and persuade my gf, two tickets please
>go outside
>throw them away since i don't have a gf or anyone who will go with me to the cinema on Halloween
>tfw
Sue for discrimination.
Go back and get the tickets, I'm sure you could find someone.
no singles policy is the most idiotic thing Americucks do, even worse than cinema showers
>>61811957
Wait...wait a second, so it's real?
Always thought this "no singles" thing was part of some meme.
>tfw the theatre showers are stuck on cold water
>>61811957
The cinema showers was a Europe thing, you idiot.
>>61812842
My theater just switched over to that shitty powdered soap.
Stuff is fucking awful.
>>61812815
It's a meme...
>>61812874
>found the european
Seriously, you don't know that the theater showers are the most American thing since applauding and tipping, right?
>webrip of movie is out
>have to wait a week if I want to see it in theatres
>don't know if I can wait
>>61812842
>go to cinema showers
>shower guy doesn't let you use the soap you brought
>makes you use old hairy bar used by hundreds, maybe thousands
>tfw
>>61812815
it's not a real thing.
