You've failed your Sheevness. I am a Big Guy, like my good friend before me.
>>55942281
Big guys is a point of view, Anakin. The big guys and the CIA are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater baneposting.
Bane?
4sheev
>It's... crashing... then...>HHHREEEEAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHUUUEEEEEGGGHHH!!!!!
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE EMPIRE LISTS ME, CHEWIE, THE OLD MAN, THE KID, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
>>55942663
>DESTROY THIS BIG GUY!
HE IS THE BIG GUY, ANAKIN!
WHO PAYED YOU TO NAB HAN SOLO?
TELL ME ABOUT VADER! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED MANDALORIAN!
>>55942663
>OR PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD ELECTROCUTE A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A WINDOW
Bane x Sheeve posting is best posting
>>55942783
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD ELECTROCUTE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT A WINDOW?
>>55942783
>masked
>big guy
>modulated voice
>ends up in a pit at one point in his career, presumably for a very long time
Oh shit. Is Boba Fett the Bane of the SW Universe?
>>55942848
>>55942870
THE SHITPOSTING RISES BROTHERS
>>55942281
So be it...big guy.
NO NOOOO NOOOOOO CHARGE FOR THEM
>At last we will reveal ourselves to the Small Guy. At last we will have our revenge.
>All of the big guys, including your friend Mosquito Man, are now enemies of the CIA
>Wipe them out
>All of them
Lord Vader, I'm democracy.
>He said... you turned to the CIA. That you... killed BANElings!
>>55942950
Crashing the younglings... WITH NO SURVIVORS
HE IS A BIG GUY AAAARRRGGHHH
>Theatricality leads to deception, deception is a powerful agent, a powerful agent, to the uninitiated.
>But we are initiated, aren't we Qui Gonn? Members of the Jedi order.
>He is too big. Too big of a guy to begin the training.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>55942894
>THE SITHPOSTING RISES BROTHERS
ftfy
Dr Pavel: I KNOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING!
>BEN?
Shuttle 4u9525 what is your cargo and destination
>Bane's plane is light
>CIA's dark
>this is the last time they spoke as friends
Vroooom
>>55943077
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OUR CARGO IS
WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN
>>55942848
Kek
Underrated
>HOW CAN I NOT BE A JEDI MASTER, I AM A MEMBER OF THE JEDI COUNCIL
>And this gives you power over us?
>(internally) HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING? I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>(sensing his emotions) Do you feel in charge?
>>55943040
Having the second Death Star destroyed was actually part of Sheevs plan to get rid of Vader.
When Vader throws Sheev down the power chunnel, he lifts Sheev above his head, giving him the high ground. Why would he make such a rookie mistake?
>>55943077
Do they have a flightplan?
>>55943235
In that moment Vader had the moral highground, which is the strongest form of high ground.
>>55943040
WELL YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
>>55943200
Lol the best so far ITT
>>55943272
Crashing the command ship? With jedi in the wreckage?
Darth Vader, I'm Jedi Council.
>>55943272
CRASHING THIS INVISIBLE HAND
WITH FOUR SURVIVORS
>>55943262
It's an older one for you sir but it
checks out
A masked man can mean only one thing...INBANESION
>>55942657
I teared up a little.
>>55943465
>>55943005
>those baby lightsabers
I'm dying.
>>55942967
>>55943369
He didn't try so good!
IT'S TRIPS THEN
Lotta royalty for a hired Gunray.
>>55943200
Get this hothead outta here!
>>55943672
THIS IS UH YOUR MAJESTY THIS IS A UH AH WHY ARE YOU READING THIS IN MY UH VOICE
>>55943686
THE FIRE RISES!
>[Sheev and a platoon of orcs walk into the room where Bane is waiting]
>INNNNNSPECTIOOON!!
>Senator Palpatine, I take it General Poole has been destroyed then?
>In the name of the Galactic Senate of Memes, you are under arrest Bane.
>Are you threatening me master Sheev? Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Oh really? Do *we* look like we're running /tv/ right now? Your hit, on the meme exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have our shitposting crews running around the board at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help sheevposting and orcposting become as big as baneposting!?
>Yeaaaah! Why can't we have some memes!?
>[to janitor] Leave us.
>No! You stay here, we're in charge! The new admin will decide your fate.
>[Bane puts his hand on the Sheev's shoulder] I am the admin. Do you *feel* in charge?
>[janitor leaves]
If I confront Vader, will he die?
>>55943672
>How do you want your shadows in this scene fam?
>Just fuck my CGI up
Crashing this plane....WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>55943707
>So it's treason then. We paid you a small fortune...
>And you think this gives you *power* over me?
>POWAAAAAHHHH!!??
>[Sheev blasts Bane with lightning]
>UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
>[janitor rushes back in at the noise]
>GET BACK SCUM!
>Janikin, I told you it would come to this! I was right, the new memes are taking over!
>The oppression of Baneposting will never return!
>I have the power to bring back the one you love! You must choose....don't let him kill me!
>Don't listen to him, Janikin!
>Janikin, help me! Help me!
>I am going to end this once and for all!
>It's not the memelord's way! Bane must live!
>He has control of /tv/ and the cross-posters. He's too popular to be left alive!
>I need him!
>Please don't! Puh-please don't!
>No! [janitor bans Sheev posts]
>AUUUUGHHHHHHH!
>I'm /tv/'s reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
>AUUUUGHHHHHHH! YOU'RE PURE EVIL! AUUUUGHHHHHHH!
>I'm necessary evil!
>[finishes off Sheev, then steals his lightsaber spins around and kills the orcs, the janitor flinches]
>W-What have I done!
>You're fulfilling your destiny, Janikin. Become my apprentice, learn to use the Dank Side of the Memes.
>I will do whatever you a-ask. Just help me bring moot back, I can't get paid without him.
>To cheat a jew is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together I know we can discover the secret.
>I pledge myself to your teachings.
>>55942870
HE IS THE BIG GUY
ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>55942885
>dies in a bullshit way after being a badass the whole movie
yup, Boba Fett is bane
>>55942870
>Dindu had a skeleton all along.
HE'S THE TRAITOR
>>55942885
>big guy
incidentally Temuera Morrisson is actually pretty much the same size as Tom Hardy, so that also makes Boba be like that.
Look at the size of that guy!
>>55943235
kek
>>55943697
I was wondering what would break first...
>>55943697
>family friendly
>given an 12+ rating
BRAVO GEORGE
>>55943780
>>55943822
Dubs confirm. Boba Fett is Bane.
>>55943235
he had no ground at all. vader cut him off so he would not use that obi pov shit
>>55942281
Eh, you don't get to bring your mother.
the madman actually crossed the memes
>>55942848
10/10
>>55944003
Why don't we have more meme synthesis threads like we used to? All memes could be involved. It would be better now that sheeveposting has expanded to starposting.
Sir we've lost our planes wings
>>55944000
ANNI?
Intesify forward firepower I don't want any big guys crashing this starship
>>55944000
kek
>>55944098
MY HOW YOUVE GROWN
Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft!
>>55943741
top poetry
If you were a big guy I'd be whoopin' your ass up and down the street.
SHEEV LORDS ARE OUR SPECIALITY
Uh, Master Windu you don't get to bring friends.
AAAARRAARGGHHH BANE PLEASE GIVE MY BELT TO THE BAT WHEN HE COMES OF AGE
YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND AAAARGRGHHH
>>55944248
MMMMMMMM
When the rebel alliance is in ashes, then you have my permission to die
>>55944248
Dr. Evazan, I'm OBK.
A young masked man named Bane - who was a mercenary of mine until the turned to sheevil - got caught and crashed your father's plane with no survivors.
And he was a big guy.
>Jedi Skywalker, I'm Palace Guard
WHO WOULD TOU RATHER CATCH? SHEEV OR THE BIG GUY
Do you feel in charge?
You think light is your ally? I was a grown man when I left the light and it was nothing to me butAGRIVATING!
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY PLEASURE BARGE
>>55944509
kek
I hate hotheads... they are coarse... rough.. and post everywhere!
>>55942356
Is it possible to become a big guy?
AAAAH, GENERAL KENOBI
THE HOTHEAD
>>55944697
Not through the CIA.
>>55944724
YOU FOOL! I'VE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR BIG GUY ARTS BY COUNT PAVEL.
*Ahh...Choo!*
There's always a bigger guy.
this is one of the GOAT threads.
This thread
>>55944972
>>55944963
>35 posters
>102 posts
>>55945048
>my dick
>your mouth
>>55943697
someone get that hothead outta there!
goat thread
>"master Jedee"
>all killed by a bunch of guys with guns
what's your favorite moment in return?
mine's when sheev gets thrown out of an airplane
>>55945048
and i just added one more, fucko.
>>55945084
>>55945121
Rude.
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time the Jedi council attempted to arrest a democratically elected official, on your father's word, who they also didn't trust, because he was suspected of practicing a religion they didn't like?
>>55945151
Mastah Wayne, did oi evah tell yew about how moi m8s and oi deestroid an entoir ecosystem of loif to foind ah jewull thief in Burma?
Aind he waz a gud friend.
Once more the Big Guys will rule the galaxy!
Someone erased the prisoner from the flight plan memory.
SHEEV?
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>55945284
Truly wonderful the mind of a member of the League of Shadows is.
>>55945325
Who is gonna get thrown down a shaft in this upcoming trilogy?
Time to go mobile
Getting caught was part of my plan.
This thread appeals to my sensibilities
JUST
>>55945370
The fans
>They work for the Gungan, the retardetta man...
>BINKS?!?
Uh, you don't get to bring little, green friends.
THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS!
>>55944273
>Master Dindu
>>55945801
kek
Sheevposting is infiltrating canon books now
>>55945801
>>55945904
>free trade zones
Is this star wars or Congress?
>>55945904
Wait I thought Padme represented Naboo in the senate? wut
>>55945904
>Cadet Tarkin, I'm Senate.
We both know that I won't kill you. You'll just have to imagine there's no fire!
>>55946019
K E K
E
K
>>55946019
>>55944197
Holy fuck lold hard
>>55943005
Damn that's sort of graphic. That kid gets chopped in half.
Also why do all the black kids have purple lightsabers
How racist is that
>>55943697
'An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. I remember using it to cut your dad's legs off before I left him to burn to death, alone, at the edge of a lava lake. Good times.'
CRASHING THIS PARTY
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>55945991
I guess she stopped being a senator when she stopped being a princess and became a queen, or something
>>55943697
>I LOVE YOU OBI WAN! YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
