>On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3012937/Germanwings-pilot-Andreas-Lubitz-28-praised-exceptional-flying-skills-rising-star-fleet.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
why cant this meme just die
>>54674232
Baneposting has reached a singularity. I look forward to the day all nations are destroyed and the people are united under baneposting.
>>54674232
>It's real
TOPKEK
>ITS ACTUALLY LITERALLY REAL
HOW
this whole thing is a meme now?
>>54674232
>>54674232
oh god
how deep does this rabbithole go
>>54674255
GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE
>>54674257
gee I wonder who is behind this post
OP here, I didn't even see the best part below:
>'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'
>>54674232
hahah wat
>>54674291
OH MY FUCKING SIDES
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
figures the dailyfail would be staffed by 4chan members, now all the bait articles make sense
>>54674232
>pilot forums
http://pilots-airmen.findthedata.com/l/986395/Andreas-Guenter-Lubitz
Will baneposting ever die?
>>54674291
Jesus Christ
>>54674232
LEL
>>54674291
Holy shit
confirmed Baneposter at the Daily Mail
>>54674299
nah, he's just quoting memeposts from some forum, thinking they're real.
>'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'
come on guys
>>54674232
beautiful
>>54674232
>On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.
holy fuck it is real
>>54674320
My sides have crashed into the Alps
>>54674255
guys
guys
is it happening?
>>54674232
incredible
so a /tv/ shitposter works for the dailymail
>THIS IS LITERALLY REAL
On some pilot forums, friends of the dead man said: 'He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends.
'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.'
Prosecutor Bruce Robin said the cockpit voice recorder captured the final moments of the doomed jet.
He said: 'His breath was not of somebody who was struggling. He never said a single word. It was total silence in the cockpit for the ten past minutes. Nothing.
It's surreal.
holy shit i cant believe this is real im gonna die
>>54674330
this
to whoever wrote that story and is no doubt shitposting on /tv/ right now,
the fire rises, brother
Jesus Christ... Did this journalist just seriously took some random comments from a forum thread and put it into this article?
Too much you guys, this is too much
Baneposting has evolved beyond meme status. It now transcends space and time
This is the best thing since Goatseo trolled the BBC with his London 2012 logo.
>Nice work mate. The world will remember your master-plan for a long time. Maybe you even managed the comback of the flight engineers. But for God sake, why the poor lolis??? 3/5 because of loli-deduction
...
Has Baneposting gone too far?
>making fun of a tragedy
fucking kill yourselves
This is the biggest day of Baneposting yet.
Praise
>Aurora Shooting
>Germanwings BanePost Reenactments
is TDKR one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?
It's from here:
http://pilots-airmen.findthedata.com/l/986395/Andreas-Guenter-Lubitz
we may have gone too far in a few places
I'm hyperventillating. Holy fuck, it's real.
>>54674425
Here is your reply.
>>54674376
>shitposter
pic related
And no, the author of the article isn't a Baneposter, he just gets those quotes from the pilot-rating site where other Baneposters have given Andreas reviews.
This was actually planned, right? 4U plane crashes in Les Baines with no survivors. It wasn't an accident, co-pilot crashed the plane on purpose. I mean, come on.
He had a lot of loyalty for a hired pilot and was a big guy for his family and friends. I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are.
This was all part of his plan, I'm talking about the Big Guy, God.
>>54674456
It was for us
>>54674232
We have created a monster, brothers
>praised for exceptional flying
>didn't fly so good
it's like poetry
>>54674434
Don't forget about the Ferguson billboards
>>54674409
Truly, when confronting the prospect of Interstellar travel we can no longer think of ourselves as a species, but as a meme
>>54674257
THE FIRAH RISHESH BROTHA
>>54674456
GUYS WHAT IFWhat if he was the ultimate bane poster?
>>54674232
>Daily Mail writer is a shitposter
no surprise here
>>54674486
He already is at this point. Isn't he?
>>54674232
It comes from a baneposter, dissapointed.
>>54674425
>dead krauts
>tragedy
SHAMAN PAVEL, I'M CAVE
>>54674446
why did he pick that site, and those exact comments? why even choose to include any comments from rating sites. they don't even make sense, unless you're memeing.
>>54674409
FOR YOU
>>54674497
The baneposting comes from the forum, but the writer did decide to put those specific quotes on the article.
>>54674425
not yet, brother. for now we wait.
>>54674497
You just figured that out?
IT'S REALLY FUCKING REAL OP IS NOT A FAGGOT HOLY FUCK
BANE POSTING JUST HIT THE STRATOSPHERE GOD DAMN
>>54674433
holy shit guys
it's real
i can't tell the difference between reality and fiction anymore
>>54674466
The biggest Guy of all.
I feel queasy.
>>54674444
>quads
this thread is blessed
>tfw we are only just entering the golden era of baneposting
>pilot forums
It's a beautiful thing when shitposting makes it into serious news
>yfw Baneposting is everywhere
L M A O
M
A
O
Is this real life
So the crash did actually happen, yes? I'm not trapped in some sort of Bane-inspired fever dream?
DR AKAGI, I'M NERV
If one of you can get this quote to appear on CNN I may just lose my mind to the impending brain meltdown.
>54674291
'I don't know what God has in store for Andreas but I hope it fits his Master Plan which Andreas was always getting caught in. It's a shame that this one time he didn't fly so good. RIP, Andreas, hopefully you'll get to bring friends wherever you are'
confirmed bane poster at DM
/tv/ found a way
How high can the fire rise?
I came to /tv/ from /mu/ because our ITAOTS meme died out and I came here to get fresh new memes
>>54674576
A LOTTA BRAVADO FOR NOT BEST GIRL
At I've point the pilot probably stopped and thought to himself: no this can't be happening I'm in charge here
>>54674232
Have we started the fire?
Who /bane/ here?
>>54674587
>confirmed bane poster at DM
No you fucking dense cunt. He's copied it from a review website. thinking it's genuine.
Dr. Pavel, I am the LAW.
>>54674610
yesh, the fire risesh
>>54674550
>pilot forum
>forum for pilots
>television pilots
>television forum
>/tv/
BANEPOSTER CONFIRMED
so this was all an elaborate gargantuan RL shitpost perpetrated by the co-pilot who sacrificed himself for baneposting and instructed his friends who were in on the joke to drop these hints after he died?
>rising star
>>54674611
BANE?
>>54674610
IT'S HAPPENING WE'RE IN CHARGE HERE
>>54674232
>>54674544
>That restaurant
>http://4u-cannes.fr/
>4U
>150 kilometers away
>150 people on board
>mfw 4chan isn't dead
>mfw this is a beautiful moment in the history of the world
>mfw I did absolutely nothing to contribute to it]
>mfw I am a giant, rampaging faggot who's just glad to be here witnessing it all
>>54674232
This is too much guys. I thought the fire had nearly died a few weeks ago, but holy shit. Baneposting has literally become a force of nature. It will be around forever, won't it? We'll be telling our grandchildren about this shit.
>>54674639
yes, people are literally dying for the cause of baneposting
>>54674611
/BANE/?
>>54674639
As retarded as it sounds I think it actually is. We'll probably never know for sure, though.
>>54674313
guardianistas leave
Memes are the future.
Wars will be fought over memes mark my words.
>>54674505
Some of them are obscure enough to seem legit to someone unfamiliar with Baneposting. And I suppose it's a famous enough site.
See for yourself http://pilots-airmen.findthedata.com/l/986395/Andreas-Guenter-Lubitz
baneposting has gone from memestatus to full-on egregore. 2spooky.
>>54674648
MAKE IT STOP
>>54674648
BRAVO
![jp2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1hHPHcE.jpg "jp2[1].jpg")
Bravo /tv/.
This is your biggest since the IRC era.
>>54674657
we all contributed to it, brother. we are all cogs in the great machine that is baneposting.
>>54674635
I JUST MADE THE LINK
MURRRRRPPPPHHHH
>>54674657
the dozen of times i got banned by the jannitor for promoting baneposting has finally paid off
>>54674604
WHAT HAPPENS IF I REMOVE THAT MASK?
>>54674657
>implying keeping the baneposting alive all these years wasn't contributing to this glorious moment
>>54674697
I love you, bro.
>>54674673
until they find the bane mask in the wreckage...
>>54674232
I don't fucking believe it.
No, seriously, I do not believe this.
I want to get off Mr Bane's Wild Ride
>>54674648
>>54674648
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>54674717
But Bane didn't die in the wreckage
This is obviously a bane poster who decided to take his own life, im convinced.
The guys profile fits that he would be a 4chan user anyway, it's not ridiculous that he took initiative when he realized the plane details and where it could crash.
>>54674728
but theyexpecthim in the wreckage, brother
>>54674232
Today is a good day
>>54674722
Now is not the time for fear
>>54674728
of course, that wasn't part of the master plan
>Hopefully you get to bring friends wherever you are
I can't. I fucking can't.
>>54674728
maybe he left a note that says "bravo nolan"
Lest we forget.
you can't keep the bane on this planeof existence
>>54674277
why does he have a girls name?
>>54674702
Don't you know how to google?
http://www.theguardian.com/technology/blog/2007/jun/08/b3tahacksthe
>>54674648
>http://4u-cannes.fr/
Jesus christ
What have you done WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>54674736
nobody would sacrifice his life for a meme
>>54674232
>>54674387
>nothing. he said nothing
holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Jesus Christ, that can't be real. This has to be some kind of coincidence.
Am I dreaming?
>fappening, GG
>moot leaves
>baneposting
>?????
Will 4chan die for real now? Have we started the fire?
>>54674765
nobody from reddit, no
>>54674673
You can know for sure. The authorities can probably search his computer and history (unless he deleted it). If they find out that he posted on here, it would actually make this even more pathetic.
>>54674398
that's internet "journalism" for you.
>>54674765
nobody would, except a big guy.
>>54674387
>He never said... nothing
>>54674785
nobody can trace it back to us
if anything, nolan will get in trouble
>>54674762
REDDITORS DID GERMANWINGS CRASH
REDDITORS CONFIRMED FOR MASTER PLAN
THEY'VE COME IN REVENGE, FOR THE TIME WE CRASHED THEIR AMA
>>54674753
Holy shit, is this real? Never heard of this before.
>>54674765
fuck off normie bastard
>>54674785
and moot's goodbye was "baneposting can be my legacy"
he was trying to warn us
>>54674762
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT HE FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>54674753
Are we all cogs in the machinery of Nolan's mind
Are we just extras in his film of life?
Is Nolan God?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is fucking glorious 12/10. Baneposting has reached a new height here boyssheevfags BTFO
![270353F100000578-3012053-First_picture_Germanwings_co_pilot_28_year_old_German_Andreas_G_-m-40_1427373291487[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qx70wse.jpg "270353F100000578-3012053-First_picture_Germanwings_co_pilot_28_year_old_German_Andreas_G_-m-40_1427373291487[1].jpg")
this is the guy who took baneposting too seriously.
STICKY
WE NEED FUCKING STICKY
S
T
I
C
K
Y
>>54674822
something something should have tried spinning
>>54674232
What the literal fuck
MEME IS KILLING PEOPLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>54674805
Yeah, it's real, I'm surprised /tv/ doesn't mention it often. The actual, real life CIA plane crashed with no survivors.
>>54674753
It's sad, the plane that started it all is no longer with us. It belonged in a museum
>>54674826
Somebody shop a mask on him already
Memes transcend time and space
>>54674826
Why does he wear the scarf?
>>54674805
>no survivors
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20130629-0
>Professor Grumpy, Scotland, United Kingdom, 11 minutes ago
>Andreas truly was the Bane of all the passengers on board.
>>54674855
He brought friends
>>54674276
>there is a possibility the co-pilot crashed the plane in order to take baneposting to a whole new dimension
>>54674841
I felt the same way when the Con Air plane crashed
A "planes from movies" museum is actually an awesome idea
>>54674826
>>54674826
RIP Andreas Lubitz
He gave his life to start the fire
He's doing the power stance to God now
>THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE ARTICLE BROTHER
I get it, today is all a dream, I got my debts paid off today, I got a qts number, and now this.
I'm dreaming. Wake me up.
thank god it's this meme that's seeping into reality, and not sheev
I'm going to fucking burst, hahahahahahaha
how far can baneposting go? are we going to start seeing heads of state spouting dank memes?
WORLDSTA WORLDSTAR
>>54674387
I can't stop laughing.
Daily Mail editors confirmed for Big Guys.
>>54674883
Best day of your life, my man.
>According to newly released information, the pilot and Lubitz got into a heated argument. Lubitz exclaimed "Someone get this hothead out of here!", upon which the pilot angrily left the cockpit.
HOLY SHIT
>Tfw this reaffirms the sense that life is worth living more than nearly anything else
I think that if it comes out that this was an elaborate attempt to revive baneposting, it might just become the first meme that can never die. If the mods don't just lockdown the whole board after CNN runs a story on it. Can the normies even ruin this one?
>>54674871
It's literally the only explanation, and I'm not kidding. Why else would you target a town called "Digne-les-Bains"
>>54674871
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102537138
>Co pilot crashed it intentionally
The implications are too great for my mind to handle
HE DID ID FOR US, HE IS OUR SAVIOR
sent them an email :^)
>>54674871
>terrorists kill themselves and kill people for islam
>baneposters kill themselves and kill people for this meme
Is baneposting the new religion? Who is its prophet?
>>54674903
source or it didn't happen
>>54674923
Aiden Gillen
>>54674922
who, the daily mail
Alright, Big Guys, be vigilant. That this got picked up by the news suggests that it might make its way into live coverage, particularly in the UK. Think the 24 hour news channels are the likeliest to read this out.
Is the TDKR plane scene this generation's Catcher in the Rye? I think so.
![tumblr_mgysyvN3EF1r1rt5lo1_500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2RtLJgq.jpg "tumblr_mgysyvN3EF1r1rt5lo1_500[2].jpg")
>Tfw Baneposting will outlive me
>>54674855
>yfw mosquitoman is behind him, texting on his phone (or posting on /tv/)
>>54674931
LA ILAHI IL LA MEME AIDENGILLENI RASULLULAHi'm arab
![[Big_Guy] CIA Densetsu - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.11_[2014.10.19_01.57.55].png](https://i.imgur.com/ajuG0x0.jpg "[Big_Guy] CIA Densetsu - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.11_[2014.10.19_01.57.55].png")
>>54674576
>>54674921
HIS NAME IS ANDREAS LUBITZ
>>54674232
>STICKY
FUCK YOU MODS
>>54674923
You get into dangerous territory there. There are 2 very different camps, the ones for Gillen, and the ones for Hardy.
STICKY
>STICKY
EBIN
B
I
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>>54674929
CNN 5 minutes ago
>Sticky
WHAT
>STICKY
>>54674923
Obviously Christ Nolan
>>54674648
>http://4u-cannes.fr/
>LE FOR YOU
singularity point
>>54674232
HOLY SHIT
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN THE STICKY
What if police search the co-pilot's computer and find out he was a Baneposter? Will they blame us? Will they call us a cult? Will they come for the rest of us? I'm a big enough guy to admit I'm starting to get a little scared.
>>54674950
Gilleni's vs Hardawis
>>54674950
>the hardy are the sunnis, and the gillenfags are the shia
Probably the funniest thing to happen so far this year.
YOU'RE A SMALL GUY
>>54674957
>the mods finally acknowledge baneposting
It's all over boys.
Don'tWakeMeUpI'mInHeaven.png
![Quot+gt+eyes+only+see+24fps+quot+_d720d4a7e08a111119ea05407a961b15[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OZk79pi.jpg "Quot+gt+eyes+only+see+24fps+quot+_d720d4a7e08a111119ea05407a961b15[1].jpg")
jesus christ /tv/ what the fuck is going on
>>54674957
good god
>sticky
YOU'RE A BIG STICKY
>>54674232
>>54674232
wtf mods
WE NEED F L A G S
F
L
A
G
S
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mods convert to baneposting
FREE AT LAST
>THE REPORT I JUST FILED WITH THE NEWSPAPER LISTS BIG GUY, LOYALTY, HIRED GOON AND MASTERPLAN
>>54674949
>>54674949
image
>>54674957
MEMES MEMES MEMES MEMES
im glad moot put you in charge huh?
you're anot so funnyguy
Wait I just realized, Bane doesn't died in the crash.
No noise was heard from the cockpit after the door is locked. What if the co-pilot wasn't in the cockpit at all!
Here we fucking go. A sticky.
>>54674376
He's quoting people you idiot
>>54674919
>>54674919
>>54674919
HOLY SHIT
FORFREE
>sticky
>mods delete sheev threads
>keep bane threads alive
why
WE STICKY NOW
GUYS I'M SCARED
>>54674232
Nice. Daily Mail is the biggest online tabloid as well
>>54674998
>>54675001
>Missed two dubs in a row
Why live
Our memes will plot out the sun.
>STICKY
BASED FUCKING MODS
A
S
E
D
I got em all, boys
>/tv/ is for serious discussion only
>except when it isn't
FOR YOU!
>>54674957
Have we started the fire?
>Sticky
>sticky
BASED MODS
>150 dead
>sticky for laffs
i don't know what to feel.
>>54674232
H O L Y S H I T
O
L
Y
S
H
I
T
Is this all a big dream from which I'll soon wake up?
Cause it all seems too good to be real.
