Daily Simpson's hate thread?
Daily Simpson's hate thread.
>>54575658
IT'S SO DENSE
EVERY SINGLE IMAGE HAS SO MANY THINGS GOING ON IN IT
Again, it's like poetry. It rhymes. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last. Hopefully it'll work.
>>54575658
bamp
HAVE NO FEARS, WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS
>>54577314
Jesus fucking christ, when did they make Homer duff man?
ALL SIMPSON MEN ARE UGLY, USELESS, RETARDED NEANDERTHALS
ALL SIMPSON WOMEN ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND NATURALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS IN EVERY WAY
>>54577339
I think he's impersonated every other character in the show by this point
>>54577339
About a week ago.
Such a bad episode.
The sad thing is this is still better than ninety-nine percent of the crap out there. When the alternatives are autistic bazinga man and quirky bunker girl The Simpsons looks like a perennial Emmy winner.
>>54577452
Was that supposed to be a "joke?"
I turn into a raging autist with the new simpsons, especially when someone laughs at it
>>54577452
Anyone else getting pissed off by that quick, loud "AH!" Homer always does now?
>>54577558
>I turn into a raging autist with the new simpsons,
I know that feel. I still can't believe millions of people every Sunday watch this show show.
WHY IS IT STILL ON THE AIR?
>>54577590
you answered your own question
though i agree
They don't like to subtly hint that Smithers is gay any more
>>54577774
Aren't Lenny and Carl gay now?
>talking to friend about how almost all shows eventually decline, unless they get cancelled before they get the chance
>he says "well, not the simpsons"
>can't tell if he's jokingHe wasn't
>>54577830
Unfriend him immediately.
>>54577774
Yes, this was real subtle
I feel like these threads are getting stale and repetitive.
>Just like The Simpsons
>>54577785
No.
>>54577314
>MARGE BECOMES A ROBOT
Checked
>MAYBE MOE GETS A CELLPHONE
Checked
>HAS BART EVER OWNED A BEAR
Checked
>HOW BOUT A CRAZY WEDDING?
Checked
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO episode when?
>>54577911
P O E T R Y
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>>54577931
They should do a modern updated version of that song.
>>54577899
>>54577774
also,
>Happy birthday, Mr. Smithers!
>Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on!
I hate new Simpsons too, but don't be hypocritical.
>>54577314
How about an episode about copying south park copying the Simpsons? It'll be so hip and meta and the kids will love it!
>>54578630
Or why not do one about Moe getting an iWatch?
>>54578961
One of them will be shown using a 'mapple' watch. Dare I say that the entire episode will be about it.
>>54575946
Did they really do this joke again? >>54575946
>>54575760
why is jessica lovejoy in there, did meryl streep come back
>>54579023
You gotta have a Lisa B plot in there somewhere.
>he's been show runner since 2001
Let that sink in for a minute when you blame the "death" of the simpsons on Mike Scully.
>>54579162
Why not both?
>the simpsons go to the white house because
>they meet the obamas
>homer is president for 1 day and obama becomes citizen for 1 day
>homer fucks up the entire country as he would
>the following day obama puts on a superhero costume and fixes/changes america with a single finger in less than a day
screencap this
>>54577414
Counseling sad Lisa was done perfectly once with the note. All other attempts have pretty much just been weaker and less sentimental, i.e. Gaga episode.
>>54577522
doing it one time would have been enough, ending it with homers single doh and the move on to something else
they had to do it 4 times ffs...
What ever happened to Bart's lucky red hat?
>>54577484
>The sad thing is this is still better than ninety-nine percent of the crap out there.
how about watching nothing at all and just watch reruns of your favorite old shows ?
im rewatching Frasier
Does anyone like Lisa? Anyone?
>>54577484
>The sad thing is this is still better than ninety-nine percent of the crap out there.
Game of Thrones
Better Call Saul
>>54577484
Are you retarded? Can you afford anything other than basic cable?
>>54579421
I like Lisa when she's actually an 8 year old. Like her Snowball poem is hilarious, or when she tricks Bart into thinking its a snow day. When they make her smart for a 3rd grader, her character is great.
But the writers seem to forget that, like when they send her to fucking college. She's in fucking 3rd grade, even if she is bright, she isn't remotely close to a college level intellect and wouldn't even look close to 18. It's ironic that her character now acts like a college freshman who was "suddenly enlightened" in the course of one semester.
>>54579421
>Does anyone like Lisa? Anyone?
I hate all of the character now.
>>54579421
I actually sort of blank out her screentime now.
>>54579622
to be fair, uni is a pretty big shock on ideals
>>54579421
Pedophiles and SJWs do
>>54577452
>dat lifeless animation
>>54579622
Exactly, Lisa is an amazing character when she is still a little girl..
>>54575760
>Those warm, comfy 1989 colours
>>54577484
Congratulations, you figured out that TV sucks shit. Watch films like a true patrician.
>>54577452
Of course they would just beat that joke into the ground
>>54579938
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>54579333
Are you on The Simpsons writing team?
>>54579333
Trips confirm.
>>54577414
Worst episode in the classic era.
>>54577452
I hate that animation it's so fucking fugly
>>54575760
>God and satan is in it
epic xD
>>54581463
You guys never notice how cartoony and unrealistic the new episodes are?
People aren't lying when they say "every episode is a treehouse of horror now."
>>54579384
this is what pisses me off from the new simpsons they just don't know when to end the fucking gag. terrible comedy timing.
>>54579938
Wait, what's going on in that picture?
>>54577774
even worst. There's an episode where he opens a literally gay bar with moe. All the subtlety was thrown by the window by that point.
>>54577774
Smither's face stays still like the season 1 gif of Bart being shouted at by the babysitter
>>54581844
I remember thinking they turned comic book guy into a homo after hearing about that episode years ago. turns out they just had his cousin 'comic book GAY' appear from out of nowhere as part of one of their amazing jokes.
>>54580337
>S9
>classic era
anon plz
>>54577774
>>54577899
>>54578410
i think the difference is more so that in the earlier episodes it wasn't "subtle" but rather he was simply a closeted gay while he is pretty much fully out in the new episodes.
>>54579938
>mfw it's real
>>54581705
>>54579333
They would have done that years ago if they were going to. It's a little late in Obango's presidency.
>>54581705
What is going on there? Are they murdering that group of people? Is this Family Guy?
>>54575658
I guess it's finally time to leave 4chan. I feel like I'm stuck in an infinite loop.
How threads like these still bait people is beyond me. This meme got stale years ago, but apparently there are new people on here, experiencing all the dank memes for the first time.
Probably see you tomorrow, but as of now I just can't be here anymore.
>>54579864
True, depends where you go and your upbringing. I'm just making the point that Lisa is 8 years old, but acts greater-than-thou and always thinks she's on the moral high ground. She's still 8, she can have flaws and be immature, but instead the writers use her as their personal soapbox for progressive ideas.
>>54583038
what an infuriating chart
MARGARINE
Fact: The series didn't start getting bad until Season 14
>>54575658
Daily reminder season 2 and 3 are the peak of Simpsons
>>54577452
The first time homer does a lap and ends up in the same place is funny, kinda what would've happened in the old seasons.
But then they run that joke into the ground by repeating it and basically saying HURR DURR LOOK AT HOW RETARDED HOMER IS LOL NOW HE'S GONNA TRY TO GO IN REVERSE AINT IT FUNNY LOL!
>>54583038
The Baldwin/Basinger episodes is great, as is the Nsync one.
>>54583419
>>54582531
>Is this Family Guy?
Family guy lite.
>>54582531
>Is this Family Guy?
Yes.
>>54583286
Go fact yourself
>>54577899
As you can see, he's Mr. Burns' assistant.
>>54583038
Bart was never the main character
>>54583038
Wasn't that lesbian thing just Homer's fantasy?
>>54584339
>Wasn't that lesbian thing just Homer's fantasy?
Yes, but in all seriousness they have made all of the main characters gay at least once. (even during the golden era)
Just fuck my shit up
>>54584339
>he still watches the simpsons new stuff
get back to reddit
>>54583038
WHO NEEDS THE KWIK-E-MART
>>54584014
Bart was definitely the main character in the first season.
>>54584432
>he doesn't watch the most patrician era
I can understand if you're too dumb to get the subtle humor Anon, no need to be hostile.
>>54579938
:)
>>54579349
What exactly happens in the famed Gaga episode? Never seen it.
>>54579421
[Spoiler] I did. Used to identify with her when I was little because I was the smart kid in my family. [/spoiler]
>>54584743test
>>54579349
>All other attempts have pretty much just been weaker and less sentimental, i.e. Gaga episode.
YUP!
>>54584786
That was my favourite episode. He had such a nice voice.
Is Matthew Broderick even still alive?
>>54584807
shit b8
>>54578076
if they do they will give away season 27
>>54575760
>duff blimp
>aliens
>god and satan
>people just randomly standing, not doing anything
I never noticed...
To be honest, I see these threads on here and /co/ and I still try to figure out what happened to make Simpsons such shit.
>>54582435
what the fuck is this
>>54579421
She was a smart girl who liked to trick her brother and always served as the voice of reason.
Now she's everything a typical libtard hipster strives to be. It's disgusting. They ever try the white girl stereotypes on her yet?
>>54585232
Cannibalism is funny.
how long until the inevitable anita sarkeesian episode?
>>54585300
but how did his face fall off? did they really do this in a regular episode? is this really supposed to be a"joke"?
nothing makes sense
>>54583211
This. Turned my stomach.
>>54583372
>>54585675
>not watching this WebM with this playing in the background
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>54577452
Can NASCAR cars even go in reverse?
>>54585675
>>54585760
You fucking made my day. Thanks anons.
>>54583038
fuck this hurts
THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS
>>54586046
>THEY'LL NEVER STOP THE SIMPSONS
Most ironic song of all time.
>>54585675
Right now she is out there driving around a 2 ton machine at high speeds.
>>54577446
Eventually he'll replace Bumblebee Man and learn a lot about Mexican immigration and discrimination I'm sure.
DAE like the new simpsons better?
>>54577558
>>54577590
I get annoyed when I see a clip of their idiotic attempts at sociopolitical commentary and retards try and act like it's so clever satire.
>>54579132
Jessica Lovejoy has appeared in a few episodes unvoiced.
>>54579333
I remember they had Michelle Obama on and she complimented Lisa, Michelle flexed and was generally a strong super cool empowered woman.
>>54577452
I like how the one guy breaks the Duff bottle mascot, that's fun
>>54586302
shut up
>>54586269
>Michelle Obama
>woman
Pick one.
>>54585675
How do women even get drivers licenses?
>>54586119
>DAE
What does that stand for? Did anyone ever?
>>54579421
I like some Lisa's
>>54575658
>Daily Simpson's hate thread
>Daily Simpson's love thread
Truly they are two completely different shows.
>>54586605
they fuck the examiner
>>54586711
It reminds me a lot of dexter and spongebob. Parts of those shows I REALLY FUCKING LOVE, and the other parts make me want to commit suicide.
>>54586811
Watch Rick & Morty, trust me.
>>54575760
Whatever happened to that fat doctor talking to Hibbert in the top one?
>>54577452
>3D CGI car
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>54587191
They killed him off-screen because Harry Shearer found it tiring to do the voice
>>54587255
>The death of Marvin Monroe had been confirmed during 138th episode spectacular. This episode had revealed the death in the form of a question. "What important Simpson's characters have died in the past year?", to which the answer was " If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and doctor Marvin Monroe you are wrong, they were never popular." He stopped appearing on TV and his business closed down. Many people in Springfield also believed him to be dead because several things had been named after him; Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital,[5] and a school gym.[6] His grave is also shown,[7] however several years later he spontaneously appeared in at Marge's book signing, buying a copy of her book, The Harpooned Heart. Marge, shocked to see him, exclaimed that she hadn't seen him in years. Dr. Monroe explained that he had "been very sick".[8]
That's new simpsons for you.
>>54587244
Much easier, quicker and cheaper than doing it "for real." I wouldn't be surprised if they'd just cel shade the whole show soon.
>>54577774
>Smithers. You are quite good and turning me on.
I don't think they were ever subtle, but he still wasn't flaming like he was no.
>>54581767
that is a teacher from a very old episode, like season 2 or something like that.
lisa had a crush on him and the story it's not clear but he supposedly flees town after molesting ralph
>>54585599
it was a Face Off reference
>>54583038
Jack Black wishes he was that thin.
>>54585675
>familyguycutaway.webm
>>54585675
europe.tpl
>>54587651
I looked it up and apparently he's voicing a separate character, not a cameo of himself.
>>54587521
>he supposedly flees town after molesting ralph
wat
>>54588025
watch the episode again, you'll notice it
>>54579938
Why is everybody mad about this?
>>54588064
You're gonna have to explain that one in greater detail.
>>54588589
People are just mad
>>54579162
i stopped watching in like 2002, so yeah
>>54588589
Because it cheapens one of the most touching episodes in the series for the sake of a cheap joke that isn't funny and doesn't even make any sense.
>>54588802
I looked up the scene and I don't get the joke. Is that supposed to be a reference to something or is new Simpsons just that fucking awful?
>>54580337
>not that singing clipshow episode
really
>>54588860
It's even in the fucking thread as to why that moment makes no sense. Look more.
>>54586811
Dexter's really not comparable. Dexter had like one good season and then two pretty good ones.
The Simpsons was gold for years
>>54585675
>my gas tank doesnt magically change sides when i drive around? WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?
>>54588659
just watch the episode with this in mind
>>54584807
He is a shithead that killed two people and never had to spend a day in jail for it.
>>54584786
How much counselling does she fucking need?
At one point that had Obama's wife sticking up for her
>>54584590
Lisa is sad for some dumb fuck reason.
Gaga comes in with a stupid forced "everyone is beautiful in their own way" shtick, and generally acts like an attention whore as usual while springfield jizzes over her every word and marge has a lesbian affair with her.
>>54589458
>Meg is sad for some dumb fuck reason.
>Gaga comes in with a stupid forced "everyone is beautiful in their own way" shtick, and generally acts like an attention whore as usual while Quahog jizzes over her every word and Lois has a lesbian affair with her.
Same beer, same show.
>>54580177
>>54588589
It's funny because he dies in that episode.
They find out that he's a pedophile who raped Lisa, so they burn him alive
MODERN SIMPSONS RULE XD
>they impregnated bart with horse semen and he gave birth to a black kid
get it? because BIG BLACK COCKS
>>54589458
I just started watching the old seasons starting from 3. I just watched the episode in season 4 where homer sells his duff blimp ticket so lisa can enter the beauty contest. Did they just repeat that and make it so lady gaga makes her feel better?
>>54588025
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Bergstrom
>Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" (name seen on DNA database)
How else would the police have his DNA? Why else would he be on a police database?
>>54589768
>"I'm sorry Mrs. Krabappel, you're very nice, but it's the children I love"
Oh god, it's true.
>>54589768
If you've ever handled a penny, the government's got your DNA. Why do you think they keep them in circulation?
Simpsons Hate Threads have made me re-watch the early stuff.
Mother Simpson might be one of the most touching episodes on television, the way they subtly show how Homer was abandoned by his Mother and raised by his loveless father. It just works so damn well.
I've come to love Sideshow Bob episodes as well. The episode where he becomes Mayor and where he tries to detonate the nuke are some of the funniest bits of television ever created.
"Oh, your guilty conscience may MAKE you vote Democrat, but deep down all of you LONG for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king!"
I hated how Republicans despised that episode, it's literally a satire on how Conservatives are all represented as evil men.
>>54575658
i like the sadgasm episode. have they done some young homer episodes recently?
>>54589665
that sounds hot
>>54589921
>Mother Simpson
Watching Homer act like an excited, attention starved child throughout that episode only made the ending all the more depressing.
>>54584412
well done
10/10
toppest kek
>>54590030
>you now realize that any future "young homor" episodes will take play in the early 2000s
>>54587244
Glad I'm not the only one who hates this shit, I thought it was bad enough when Family Guy adopted it.
>get the feeling of needing to rewatch some simpsons again
>check to see if theres any torrents for the umpteenth time
>best one has season 2 at literally 200x200px
I can't fucking take it anymore
>>54587244
because animating a 3d movement is too hard ;_;
>>54582531
Yes, but a family guy with fewer cutaways.
I recently came to this conclusion myself, its sad to realise how far its fallen.
>>54590070
>homer finds Marge on Facebook
Jesus Christ.
>>54590695
>Homer finds Marge on Facebook
>tfw
>>54589055
Just did (watching classic Simpsons is never a chore anyway). I still don't see it.
>>54581143
>it's so fucking fugly
>it's so fucking fucking ugly
Uhh, grammar much??
>>54591578
I always thought "fugly" meant "fat and ugly."
>>54591720
There is room in the world for both, friend.
>>54591720
It literally feels like two different shows.
>>54584412
10/10
>>54589665
lol
>>54577452
Jesus fuck have him either crash the car start away or do one lap wind up at the start then get beaten up. How fucking hard is it to write a basic joke like that.
>>54578961
>Moe gets iwatch
>neglects bar
>b plot
>moe realizes the iwatch is getting between him and his friends
>moe throws away the iwatch and gets bar back
There i just wrote the season 27 premier episode.
>>54577452
Man this is family guy tier humor. Running a joke longer then it needs to be.
The first loop was funny though.
>>54584339
no that was chop chop dig dig
>>54594843
>Man this is family guy tier humor.
That's why I thought the family guy cross over was redundant. It's the same fucking show now so why did we need a cross over?
>>54589873
So we can use smaller denominations of money so we don't over inflate the currency?
So there's move variation to pricing, e.g. $2.99 is a much more popular price than $3 because it fools people into thinking it's a lot cheaper and gives them the illusion of being frugal?
Because every country has penny's/change because they're not retarded?
>>54594533
An iWatch episode next season is too early. You have to wait, at least, 2 years beyond it being relevant before you do an episode with it.
Ex: Mapple
>>54583038
>peter bogdanovich
haha fucking what why would he do that
>>54582531
Also notice the children being horribly killed in the picture.
best season?
>>54577560
This has been driving me crazy with every Zombie Simpsons I've been unfortunate enough to catch for a while.
Even the odd times when there is something that might make for a good joke, it's ruined by either being milked to much, or the voice actors punctuating it with "AH!" "MMM" MMHMM" and the like as if the audience doesn't get it without some overly visual and/or auditory clues. Might as well just add a laughtrack.
>>54595461
4 is the best season, period.
>>54595461
all those good episodes
>>54594988
>>54595614
>We drove ten thousand miles for this?
>>54595461
Mah nigga.
It's the season where everyone involved was fighting the hardest to make the show something special, where the characters and town was being defined, where the jokes were becoming sharper, but the heart was still there and arguably beating the loudest. It's also the season Sam Simon had most influence on.
Also, the animators where constantly trying to push it to the next level. Even during the classic era, you can notice that declining as the series went on.
>>54590695
>This will be the plot of an episode in 10 years time.
>>54595461
Who's the guy in the top middle again? I liked him.
>>54577314
Remember when the Simpsons already did a parody of the game of thrones opening in 2012.
>>54595765
Karl. Homer's gay secretary.
>>54589921
Back in those days, the writers could actually do political satire well.
>>54595822
REFERENCES ARE JOKES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZnYVhoS_Y8
>>54589921
>I hated how Republicans despised that episode, it's literally a satire on how Conservatives are all represented as evil men.
Kelsey Grammer is a Republican and reportedly got a great kick out of delivering that line. Shame so much of his political brethren can't seem to take a joke.
>>54595992
My favorite Bob line ever was when as he was being dragged off to jail he said something along the lines of "you can't keep the democrats out of the White House forever! Then me and all my criminal buddies will be back on the streets!"
You will never see commentary like this in the age of SJW Lena Dunham Simpsons
>>54590182
Ah, a fellow VLC user.
>>54595822
Remember when they edited a clip of Breaking Bad for the intro? So creative!
>>54596338
Remember when the puppet met the muppets.
Haw haw, i laugh.
>>54596431
well i'll give that episode a break since it had tits
Futurama is better because they can make all the jokes they could make in the simpson AND they can also make future and past jokes.
That just opens up the joke repertoire.
>>54589437
It's not even the counseling that bothers me, its the source of it. She respected and admired her substitute teacher for his nerdy intelligence. What did Gaga do for Lisa? Sing a song and just exist? It's shit that's not even personal to Lisa. It feels more like a celebrity wants to get a good publicity bump, so they write an episode for someone to swoop into Springfield, do nothing, make everything better, and its over.
Classic Simpsons episodes with celebrities rarely have the celebrity play themselves.
>>54596431
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>54588867
I'm literally watching this episode right now. Fuck FXX.
>>54590070
Homer relives his youth quickscoping in MW2
>>54590070
>yfw Homer was should be in his 70s by now
>>54596886
>homer tries quick scope
>misses
>doh!
>repeat 12 times
Any good episodes after season 8?hardmode: after season 12
The Simpsons are like your grandparents croaking from dementia. The decline is too much to handle
>>54597223
Skinner's Sense of Snow
There are no good episodes after this.
>>54595683
>this will still be running in 10 years time
What is the range of seasons worth watching?
>>54597223
I liked the self driving truck episode and the one where Homer is Mr X because of The Prisoner parody.
>>54597727
1 to 10
>>54583038
>Andy Dick
>Andy
>fucking
>Dick
YEAH I'M STILL MAD.
>>54583038
>that black lineage thing
Wait are Homer and Marge fucking related?
>>54579938
This is when I decided it's worse than Family Guy now.
>>54596431
>>54596721
Those tits though.
