>"How many times to I have to tell you? She's GONE, GIRL"
Holy shit, I normally ignore these types of threads but this was too much. I had to pause to shitpost about it. BRAVO FINCHER
>My name's Patrick Bateman, and I'm an American Psycho."
>I guess before you know it, boyhood is over and you become a man.
I threw my hands up at this part and said REALLY?
people in the audience laughed in agreement.
>boy all this drum playing is giving me whiplash
for fuck sake
this literally did not happen
>Welcome to the Grand Budapest Hotel
jesus christ
>i'm a nightcrawler
i could NOT FUCKING believe it
>>52591926
welcome, newfriend,
enjoy your stay.
>>52591974
This was the worst.
They didn't even explain how CIA survived.
ROLL CREDITS!
>It's time to...
>"I'm the Birdman"
FUCKING HELL MAN
>Finally, after all these years, we have become The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey in IMAX: 3D
are you fucking kidding me
>>52591761
> she showed her ankles in public, allah demanded her head
uhh.. .kinda extreme but w/e
>Gentleman, hell hath no fury!
>If we're going to break this Nazi code, we're going to need to play the imitation game
i mean come on
>"In the end, it turns out you really was the Foxcatcher"
Wow, really
>I'm just having difficulties with her.
Fuck you, spikey-boy.
>I'm not The Gambler™
Jesus Christ
>There's no place like Selma
Couldn't believe it.
>>52591974
> we should really go into the woods
really? can't believe it got a nom
>I'm getting pretty tired of all the nonsense happening in this caddy shack
>"Looks like this case has hit a point break"
okay that was cool
>>52591761
>epic family guy meme XD
>"I drive "
I watched Girl Interrupted the other night and chuckled because it practically opens with, "I guess you could say I was a girl... interrupted." Possibly the best example of this fine meme.
>I.. Drive.
Really??
>We did it, guys. We finally baked the perfect American Pie.holy shit I must be very autistic, these threads make me laugh so goddamn much
>I'm telling you, if you keep up this oil business there will be blood
>Forget it Jake, it's Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead
fucking dropped
>He say you Blade Runner The Final Cut
Jesus Christ, really?
> at last, Hitler is experiencing his Downfall
walked right out
>"One way or another we have to find out who framed roger rabbit."
>>52592195
>HE'S
>A
>FAM
>ILY
>GGGUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
>>52592210
Which begs the question, Why the fuck are you watching Girl Interrupted?
> i think you're cute and all, but here are 10 Things I Hate About You
uggg
>>52592236
kek
>You should probably go grandpa, this is No Country for Old Men
literally Dank Memes: The Thread
>>52592251
I don't have a good answer to this.
>I'm an alien. You know, Under the Skin.
Fucking dropped.
>>52592143
Lel
>this thread
>Welcome to Nashville
fuck...
>>52592231
>Wow, this isn't your typical American Wedding.
>Oh Hans, y ur heart so Frozen?
>I wanna take his face.... off
oh wait that one is real
>>52592354
funny thing is this actually happened
>and that's the story of how I was 12 years a slave
Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
>It was a beautiful place, but I never again returned to a bridge of the river kwai
you can't be serious
>Forced meme and Autism: The thread
Face it fags, Baneposting is the Holy Grail of /tv/ you can't another one no matter how hard you faggots try to push this unfunny shit
>>52592325
> I was looking for the great beauty, but... I didn't find it!
God fucking damn it, Sorrentino, if you'd just eliminated all dialogue, that movie would have brilliant.
>we're going to need more than just the regular authorities to solve this problem, we need... the ghostbusters two
>>52592357
>Who's that guy wearing an USA shirt and carrying that big gun?
>He's the American Sniper
Literally walked out of the theater
>Don't you see Rick, I'm just a Nightcrawler!®
>So now you can see, my Theory of Everything!
>Quickly, Neil, we need to hurry if we want to get the Matrix Reloaded
This is where I got up and left
>There must be something wrong with it, with all of it. I'm convinced society has an inherent vice.
Fuck this shit.
> im django unchained and im here to cuck
it shows Quintin, it shows
>Did you come back to die with your city?
>No I came back be The Dark Knight Rises.
I couldn't fucking believe that shit.
>I guess in the end I The Shawshank Redemption™ after all
>Mark my words, there will be blood
Well that was silly
>you have a riff with people wanna bust,
>Break out before you get bumrushed at the Wild Wild West
>When I roll into the Wild Wild West
>When I stroll into the Wild Wild West
>When I bounce into the Wild Wild West
>Wild Wild West
I enjoyed the movie though.
> we should wait to move until Night, Crawlers don't hunt at night
meh, you get way you pay for
>So now I walk around, and I act like it doesn't hurt, and I don't let the world see my, Michael Fassbender's, Shame, by Steve McQueen.
Then why is it on full display?
>and then as you enter to conduct The Interview™, you will shake his hand
Bravo America.
>>52592487
>65 posts
>32 unique posters
at least reddit is contained in this thread for a while
> I'm gonna need to see some ID
> I'm John Wick
not greatest work
>Whoah, I must have died and I'm Entering the Void, right now
>Get in, we've got to find the ghost in the shell
>Will you accompany me on my journey 2: the mysterious island
not even dwayne johnson could save it
> killing all white people is how you Do The Right Thing A Spike Lee Join Ft Lui CuKing
dude needs to retire
>Marty there isn't much time, you must go Back to the Future Part III
I played so hard I got whiplash
This deserved a nom?
>and in that moment, I was truly, Schindler's List
jesus christ
>"You did it Lou, you're a nightcrawler now"
it was tasteful but still
> look at me, i am the captain now, not you captain phillips
I know hes an amateur but jeez
>We must make it to The Edge of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat
That was so unnecessary.
>you did it smiley, you finally became tinker, tailor, soldier spy
wow wtf
>sometimes this world just feels like a Clockwork Orange
seriously?
>This is where I discovered my requiem for a dream
Oh I get it now
>We must stop the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
>>52591860
>title not the last word of the phrase
3/10
Goddamn this nerve disease now I'll never invent The Theory of Everything
>just take a left here, onto mulholland drive
no shame
>We move out at Zero Dark Thirty
Lame.
>>52591974
fucking kek
>"I'll stop this, or my name isnt Robocop 3"
wow
>>52592645
I believe the line you're thinking of is "Marion, need to intercept Indiana Jones: The Raiders of the Lost Ark before it arrives in the glorious Fuhrer's possession."
>>52592614
never heard of it
>Every Sunday I have Breakfast at Tiffany's!
0/10 would not watch again
I fucking love this thread
>>52592472
oh come oooooon. jej
>the only way for me to stop lex luthor's plan is to become the blues brothers 2000
>space the final frontier, these are the continuing missions of our five year Star Trek...
Fucking Abrams
>Its time to learn your X-men origins, Wolverine
Fucking really?
> the new zoo opening features a crouching tiger and a hidden dragon
uh, i thought this shit was suppose to be about kungfu??
>We have to make it out of Jurassic park: the lost world
>>52592719
> after all these years we are finally Still Waiting
i get the no singles policy overturned in court for THIS? fucking ay
>Look, up in the sky, it's Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut!
>After all these years I finally got to Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
I was confused at this.
>I can't stop until I've met the lady in the water
Never again, sham
>>52592734
Did you catch the trailer for the new one?
>Everyone! Get out of Jurassic World! Now!
>we've got 2 stray dogs and 4 stray cats at our place, it's a real Animal House
jesus christ
> we better head inside, the vampire comes out at Twilight
Can't believe I watched the entire thing
>Go ahead Homer, run away with your friends and shoot your little rockets into the October Sky!
"We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood... 'cause we're gonna find out who's The Thing."
Really RJ?
>Welcome to Jurassic Park
And from now and then One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to achieve it.
Come on, please.
![OXoo5zc[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fSlz22c.gif "OXoo5zc[1].gif")
>Truly, that day we all felt the deep impact
Still better than Armageddon
>This trip sure has been a real National Lampoons: Vacation!
Does anyone know what he meant by that?
> these new Japanese kitchen knives I bought are Unbreakable
wow, such a twist ending you fucking hack
>"You can't run from us Luke. When you strike the Empire, the Empire Strikes Back."
>We must make it out of M. Night Shamalan's The Village
Luckily I did as well.
>One day, one day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? They were The Goodfellas
Scorsese, what happened?
>>52592018
Who's that fluid druid?
>>52592715
>>52592828
criminally underrated post
> when it comes to saving money, I have a Sixth Sense
wait, so the kid was a jew? what a strange take on the holocaust
>After all this time, finally I have become The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 indeed
>Did you hear? About the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
What the fuck, that was so hammy
>Hi, Rocky
i almost gagged
>>52592766
lol
> I'm not a hero, but a served in a company of heroes
wait, so that entire thing was an advert for the video game? no wonder the industry is failing
>I have just one question, Jake - do you know your Enemy?
CHRIST
>No, I'm not, I'm Divergent
All jokes aside she actually said that
>Who was that?
>Oh, that was The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain
wtf
> today on best of the worst we'll be reviewing our own videos
Five million dollars a year on paetron for THIS??
>>52592919
>Yes, he's an Enemy of State
H. CHRIST INDEED
>After all this time, I'm still just an old boy.
Was this Spike Lee's invention, or was it in the original? I need to know who to punch.
>Finally, I have reached the quantum of solace
wait what
>>52592971
>You know, even after everything, I still have some Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance.
Definitely the original.
> we better be careful in our space travels not to pass the Event Horizon
meh, guess it makes sense sort of
>When it comes right down to it, we are all The Fifth Element.
Fuck you, Besson.
>You did it Mark, you created The Social Network.
C'mon Sorkin you're better than this.
> to save the world we must go intergalactic!
> no doctor, further, we must go.. interstellar
fucking christ how does this guy find work
>We must to go back in time Doc, to save those X-Men: Days of future past.
-__-
>This was no boat accident! It wasn't a propeller or a coral reef. And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was Jaws.
>>52593019
kek
>Do you know anybody to entertain for Sally's birthday?
>Why don't you call The Talented Mr. Ripley?
I. Walked. Out.
>This man, whomever he is, is without a doubt...from hell
of fucking course
> that type of camera is antique! You'll only find parts for it on Shutter Island
well no fucking wonder this guy can't get an oscar
"they arw transformers"
"thet are transformers 2"
>I love the Simpsons, my favorite character is Marge's sister, Selma!
The Simpsons wasn't even out at that time, how could the director make such an error?
>>52593088
fucking oscar bait man, they just don't bother with fact checking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GrHGnFtg4
>>52593088
sensiblechuckle.gif
>That thing on his face was an Alien?
>There was a whole room of them! A room full of Aliens!
>And their all reanimating. We're looking at a goddamn Alien Resurrection!
disgusting
>>52593144
> to discover these aliens origins, we must find the Prometheus
Fucking prequels man
>>52591950
not
>hey check out my new balance nightcrawlers
pleb
>>52593144
>"An alien? There wasn't an Alien! 3! THERE WERE 3 OF THEM!"
Jesus fucking Christ
>Snowpiercer? I don't even know her!
Literally killed the whole vibe of the movie
Thread's getting weak now...
>When he opened the Seventh Seal, there was silence in Heaven for the space of half an hour.
Bergman, you autistic hack.
>"Do you like it here"
>"Oh yes I'm very happy, Gilmore."
>>52593161
>You and me and Alien, three! Rum tum tum and fiddledee dee!
And you thought Spiderman's musical was shit.
>>52593181
Or in the Assembly Cut
> We gotta get that Alien Cubed.
>>52593213
never heard of that one
>>52593202
Kek'd.
>>52593218
lel
>Dance off! you and me!
>i wont let down my fellow guardians of the galaxy!
this is the sole reason i hate capeshit
>An angel told me about The Prophecy.
>I heard about the Prophecy, two!
hamfisted is what it is
"I really need to turn the lights on. It's really dark, man."
Great job Raimi, you loon.
>>52593270
Is Prophecy 2 any good?
>>52593319
>All these moments will be lost in time... like tears... in Blade Runner.
You had one job, Rutger!
>>52591761
You guys haven't watched Faster.
>>52593319
"I really need to turn the lights on. It's really spider, man."
I thought that line seemed familiar...
>>52593339
It's good. More emo than one, but also a bit broader. Three is muddled shit, tho.
>>52592901
Im fucking dying. I love you
>we must not let this black man deliver his Minority Report!
This is the very definition of Oscar bait.
>You'll have to do better than that Hans... I'm gonna Die Hard
C'mon McTiernan, you're better than this
>Looks like you have a Stalker.
And they said it was a classic.
>This is just a game, Sherlock Holmes! A game of shadows!
Unnecessary.
atrocious!
>>52593380
my sides
>>52593447
Movies where the character's name is the title don't count.
>Hi, my name's Paddington!
C'mon now
>We must follow her Into The Woods!
Oscar bait indeed
>>52593462
>"Didn't you see the list of guys I have to fight? It's going to be Scott Pilgrim vs. The World out there. Never fall in lesbians with someone."
Oh. My. God. Come. On.
>I just thought I'd be the Catcher in the Rye and all
REALLY???
>>52593339
2 is my favorite.
>>52593319
It's funny because the last line really is
>I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me... Darkman.
>Jupiter's Ascending as we know it.
fincher, you hack
>"And if that girl only hope is you, well, I pray for her, because she's gone, baby. Gone"
jesus christ, really?
>Headmaster, I need to speak with you about Harry Potter and-
>The sorcerer's stone?
>No, Harry Potter and-
>the chamber of secrets in the girl's bathroom?
>Harry Potter and-
>The prisoner of Azkaban. That serius black?
>If you'll let me finish-
>Harry potter and the deathly hollows?
>What?
>Part one
>>52592901
that's it I'm done
>>52593722
post this earlier in the next thread of this kind, everyone's already bamboozled by the 10/10 posts
>>52593832
I'll keep an eye out.
>The battle of Bane's Deep is over; the battle for /tv/ Earth is about to begin.
>>52593115
>>52591761
That pic is from Good Will Hunting faggot
>>52591761
>"There will no longer be children born from mothers, only... children of men."
jesus christ, really?
>>52594377
you are both wrong. it is clearly from The Town. not sure if you were making a joke or not.
>Why the fuck do you take that fox?
>Because I'm a foxcatcher
jesus christ really?
Serious Waifu: The First Encounter
Skip to 3m10s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQptk7CxZI&t=3m10s
>>52591761
The funny thing is this actually did happen in Gone Baby Gone
>>52594610
that's from the new superman joint you fucking retard
>Yeah, I got AIDS. But I also got the Dallas Buyer's Club
For crying out loud.
>>52595028
>"They call me The Great Gatzby."
>>52591761
Are you fucking kidding me?
>"we'll have to do it like The Italian Job™"
this actually happened
>>52592450
So many memes, well done
What's wrong with having the title in the dialogue?
I mean, when it's awkwardly put, sure, but then, when ANYTHING'S awkwardly put, it's bad, so that's not saying anything.
>>52592901
>>52593570
>Never fall in lesbians with someone.
>"Love is the only thing that transcends time and space, one could say that its travel between dimensions and galaxies goes Interstellar! Like a fat ogre shit through a wormhole!"
BRAVO NOLAN!
>>52592307
I can respect that
>I guess we finally did become... Boondock Saints.
>>52592072
fucking dropped. I don't usually walk out on movies in the theatre but jesus christ, Hackson, get it together
>"I could have gave you the world, James."
>The World is Not Enough®
>The Darjeeling Limited rules didn't allow us to smoke on the train
Come on Wes, you're better than this
>In an hour we'll have Total Recall®.
>Dave, 9000 series computers are the most advanced ever ever assembled. I can even simulate the future; in the year 2001, a Space Odyssey will transpire.
Fuck you too ,Kubrick.
>"So, what'll be it be?"
>"I'll have a black coffee and the Vanilla Sky...
>*coughs*
>"...sorry, I mean the Vanilla Pie."
>*all laugh*
>mfw.jpg
>Why did he leave?
>he was a Good Will, Hunting for his gf in cali
>We finally did it Rust, we finally became Captain America: The Last Avenger
Really James Cameron??!
>Help!
I've never left so early during a movie before. Tate Taylor, I want my money back.
when this scene happened i got so nauseous i literally leaned onto the left side of my body and shot a fart at the little girl sitting to the right of me
>my daughter was Taken
>what about your wife?
>she was Taken 2
unbelievable.
"...and that's when I knew, I was about to exact Star Wars Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith."
>you're going to go Back to the Future, Marty!
>>52591761
All infidelels must die tho.
>>52591761
"How many times do have to tell you? There is no GOD but ALLAH and MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER"
>>52591905
They say Whiplash so many times in the film. anyway.
>You're the Birdman
Oh wait that actually did happen
>Begun, the Star Wars, have.
> - Mister Yoda
Bravo J.J.
>Dee: "We have to get supplies. This massive storm is coming!
>Frank: "Calm down, Deandra, it's all bullshit media hype. It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Jesus, fucking REALLY?
>>52591761
reddit: the thread
>Hasta la vista, Terminator
Really now?
>The Phantom Menace has driven the Attack of the Clones for this long, that we did not expect the Revenge of the Sith. How long will these Star Wars occur? Perhaps one day, we can find A New Hope. But we must prepare for the day when the Empire Strikes Back. Even so, I await the Return of the Jedi. The Force Awakens."
Oh it shows george, it shows
>>52592027
>"It's some good bird, man!"
I actually thought this was pretty good
>Welcome to Con Air™
> If you need to find me, I'll be The Place Beyond the Pines 2012 Film
Disgusting
>>52592018
Fucking this. You fuckers have made into someone who says nothing but "BRAVO ______" and "roll credits".
