>Knock on the classroom door
>this rolls in
>>49418697
BILL BILL BILL
>>49418697
>unzips pants
HA HA TIME FOR KEN BURNS
>it's duck and cover day
GOD BLESS AMERICA XD
>it's for the class after you
>make sure you take notes on this.
fuck
>>49418697
The reason I left the US shitty educational system, glorified nanny system.
READING RAINBOW
>>49418747
>i expect three full pages
>cornell notes included
>>49418753
No child left behind
>>49418795
left the system behind instead
>tfw picked to go and get the t.v and take it back with one other person
>Murrilard education
>>49418841
>tfw picked to help teacher get tv and bring it back
>she takes you into the toilets and sucks your 13 year old penis
>>49418841
>it was the cutest girl in class
>>49418860
Was she hot?
>Show us Dancing With Wolves
>Fast forward past the part where the injuns bow and arrow a bunch of settlers because it's racist and not an accurate portrayal of native Americans
>>49418882
Every woman is to a horny 13 year old.
>>49418859
Nice try, lardstralian.
>take notes
One day the scince teacher let one of the kids choose between Bill Nye the Science Guy and like I don't know, national geographic, or something. Long story jort, he picks NG, and everybody is perplexed.
>>49418957
>not making it a vote
Shit teacher
>>49418859
That fucking picture has the aesthetic of a fucking chain email.
>>49418895
there were plenty of girls in my class at that age i found ugly
and then there were those special few that gave me unwanted boners
"today we're going to watch the 5 hour cut of Fanny and Alexander!"
>Nude scene
HAVE YOU EVER
>>49418727
Well worth the first post. Did newfriends even get it?
>>49418987
Aquaman?
>ok cool
>I dont have to worry about answering questions
>I dont have to worry about doing group projects
>I can just sit here and watch this stupid fucking doc about whales or george bush or whatever the fuck
best days ever
> mfw got to watch Schindler's List and teacher didn't give a fuck about the lewd sex scene
Good times.
>do we have to take notes?
>No
>>49418742
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg1T8GX4BrI
>>49418965
or a good one, teaching kids their opinion doesn't matter and most stuff affecting their lives gets decided by undeserving idiots favored by those in power.
>relief teacher
>I don't know where you're up to so we're just going to watch this movie instead
>Final year of English
>have to analyse a movie to death for media module
>teacher gives us choice of episode of The Sopranos or Shrek
>all the cool kids such as myself want Sopranos
>it comes to a 'shouting vote'
>all the girls and faggot geeks screech Shrek, so its Shrek
>mfw had to watch Shrek about 20 times and write a report on it
As a treat at Christmas, the teacher just rolled in the TV and stuck Tron in the VCR, one of his favorite movies, as he sat back and drank coffee.
I'd never seen it before, blew my ten year old mind, the effects were so different and brilliant.
>>49419251
teachers like that were the fucking coolest. I mean I'm not a teacher and I know that you go to school to learn but out of the fondest memories in school they were teachers like that showing us awesome movies for shits.
>mfw we watched Troy for History class and the teacher wasn't aware of the sexual scenes
>>49418939
Y wer u cryeng
>>49418747
>"Be sure to jot down each thing you've learned from the video"
>the video is on a topic you know everything about already
>>49419304
>that teacher everyone treated like shit all year and you took to the brink of psychological breakdown
>they still bring in sweets for everyone at the end of year
>its a sex education video
>>49419335
>in english class
>>49419047
>DAE WILL NYE DE SCIENCE GUI XD
>watch american history X
>teacher skips black and white parts because "they aren't important"
>>49419372
>"ironic" shitposting
IT'S BILL NYE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
>>49419248
>shouting vote
literally what
>>49419389
>doesnt skip the rape
>>49419392
>nonironic butthurt
>brings in tv
>never knows how it works
>>49419411
you know like 'cheer if you want shrek, cheer if you want sopranos'
>>49419332
Wish I could go back and hug my 7th teacher. She didn't deserve it.
>>49419251
>Tron
>10 at the time
Your age is showing.
>>49419389
lol even the teacher knew that movie accidentally became a pro-racism message.
>>49419431
Yes, I know, but it's a terrible concept.
>>49419435
Tron Legacy dude haha blaze it
>>49419433
do it, like right now
>>49419431
God damn I hated that, the girls would always win just because they had squealier voices. Them and the mildly autistic kids who were just "normal" enough to be in the class but had to have some dedicated sped teacher follow them around with a clipboard.
>teacher brings out the tv
>puts on a movie
>"this is one of my favourites, think you guys will like it"
>Before Sunrise
>mfw
>>49419453
That's what I meant dumbass, you're obviously young as shit. Also
>haha blaze it
Even if this is meant to be ironic, fuck off back to reddit.
>Macbeth
>Opening credit roll
>Produced by PLAYBOY
>Crowd goes wild
>Lady Macbeth walking around naked
Thank you based Roman Polanski
>>49419494
Ha ha damn u mad as fuck!
kill shit, burn fuck, people school
>>49419539
HUEHUEHUE TYLER THE CREATOR I'M SO COOL AND RELEVANT NOBODY WILL KNOW I'M 13
Fucking kill yourself.
>>49419458
I'm gonna look her up. She probably moved far away from this place and gave up teaching.
>>49419560
>2019
>mad
>city of u
Ayy LMAO
>have French lesson
>everyone is talking
>teacher sits and waits for us to stop talking
>doesn't happen
>talking for the whole lesson
>he stares at us
>bell rings
>he stands up, grabs his briefcase
>"FIND YOURSELVES ANOTHER TEACHER!"
>throws the door open and leaves the room, pushing past another teacher
>he resigned that day
I'd never be a secondary school teacher.
I've seen The Replacements like 20 times on that thing beacuse someone brought it and left it
I had a college professor who would rock out to Rush (and only Rush on a little radio) during class and after I talked to him about Rush for like an hour after class one day my grades suddenly got a lot higher. Based Rushprof. He had all these theories about how the timing in Rush songs could be tied to mathematical equations and shit.
>>49419433
our 7th grade teacher went nuts
tore all the posters and pictures off the walls while screaming obscenities at us
we never saw her again after that, turns out she was pregnant so it was probably the hormones
>not being the kid that is asked to go get it from a different classroom and soaking in all that attention when you get back
shiggy donatello
>>49419685
I know shit about music, but isn't all music supposed to have some mathematical component
>tfw successfully getting someone to sit on a pin
>>49419639
My friend's one for history and he enjoys it.
But he's one of those people that actually has presence. One of those teachers where people just tend to sort of shut up. Not one of these morons that gets into shouting matches with kids or just doesn't do their job as if it's actually punishing the little mongoloids.
We both went to the same piece of shit secondary school so he knows how fucking shit it can be and was prepared. He said there were several people on his course that had been to private schools and wanted to be teachers "for the respect". They all dropped out because they had never experienced the horror of state schools.
I got to watch Baraka all the time in high school. Truly the comfiest days.
>that one beta substitute teacher
The class room looked like a war zone afterewards, Prit-Stixx on the ceiling, along with jaffa cakes, stuff written all over the white board, pencil cases rekt,
>>49419802
Yeah there were some teachers that just walked into the room and everyone shut up, even the niggers. You either have it or you don't.
>>49419766
>Little brother says he hates his new teacher
>Tell him he should put a tack on his chair
>Next day little brother is home early and mom is screaming
>Teacher sat on tack
>Other kids ratted him out
>Brother is getting expelled
>Teacher is pressing assault charges
>mfw
>>49419846
>that one chill stoner substitute
We had class slam poetry sessions and talked about music and shit. It was goofy.
>>49419806
Now we just get to watch Barack.
>>49419884
We used to have credit/debit system and I've still got a debit that reads;
>Anon thinks it's funny to put pins on other pupils chairs for them to sit on
>>49419435
No, I meant the original, and this was around 2000. Out of all the boring crap that went on at school that I've forgotten I still remember this cool moment.
>>49419884
>assault charges
Fuck the U.S. Seriously, just fuck it. Who the fuck presses charges on a fucking kid because of a prank? I mean they'll probably get laughed out of court, but still. What a cunt.
>tfw grew up in foster homes then got sent to an institution when I was 12 where "school" consisted of trying not to be murdered by lunatics for twelve hours a day for the next six years
But I'm out now. They had to let me go.
>>49419709
I had a pregnant teacher once in high school but she was super cute and really nice.
>>49419986
I'm Canadian ya hoser.
>>49419986
yeah, just retailiate and stick something bigger up their ass.
>>49420008
I got a teacher pregnant once in high school.
>>49420049
Go on
>>49420007
Did you ever get raped by Tyrone? I hear that happens a lot in those places.
>>49419986
>STUFF LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS IN ONE COUNTRY
Why are cuntstralians so stupid?
>>49419014
I watched Kids with my class when I was 13 in Greenland. I think the teacher was fucked in the head and wanted to teach us about the dangers of sex.
For the uninitiated: it's a very graphic movie about kids/young adults having sex, involving rape and HIV.
>>49420101
My friend just told me about this movie today. Weird.
>>49420007
Here's a tip: you were just as bad as them, or you wouldn't have been there.
>>49418859
basic murrican TV
>>49420049
I hit her in the back of the head with a frozen potato in a sock and then dragged her to an abandoned building in my village. I have sex with her and leave her there then a few months later she come to class with a big belly. She is not married so I know is mine.
>>49420120maybe im your friend
>>49420140
Here's a tip: Kill yourself weeb.
>>49420162
subhuman slav scum
>>49420162
sure
>>49420172
>>49420024So am I.
>>49420092
Refer to above.
>>49420162
That sounds hot
>>49420203
How do you know I am Slav are you hacker?
>>49420214
Hehe I made a staircase.
>>49418697
TIME TO GET COMFY
>>49420183
Not everyone has suicidal thoughts like you, so no.
>>49420269
classic projection
he didn't say "act on your suicidal thoughts" he just said do it. You brought the thoughts into it.
Do you want to have a talk about all this?
>>49420183
rekt
>>49420269
Seriously though you really should kill yourself you filthy weeb trash.
>>49420242
>dragged her to an abandoned building in my village
>>49418697
Awww yeah, time to learn to be a good goy.
>>49420301
All sad fucks like you with crybaby lives have suicidal thoughts, i've dealt with enough of you rejects over the years to know.
>>49419884
Reminds me of something I did.
> in science with a bunch of freshmen, I'm a new transfer junior
> literally the worst class
> this bitch always sits next to me
> she gets up one day and I think fuck it and break my pen
> ink is all over her chair now
> she sits down on it
> some friendzoned little faggot behind me rats me out
> she goes on this rant for like 5 minutes
> laughing, she gets up and goes to the bathroom to cry
> teacher talks to me after class with this look on her face
> I can tell she was happy I did it
>>49420341
It's your turn, you're the one with the rotten life. Quit boring us all with it.
>>49420409
>implying you have no mental health issues of any kind
BORING
>>49420390
Seriously. Every time they would wheel that in I'd turn my desk around so it was facing the back wall and yell "I'M SORRY, IF I WANTED TO WATCH THE ELECTRIC JEW I WOULD HAVE MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY! NOW PLEASE GET BACK TO BIBLE STUDY LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST INTENDED!"
>>49420472
nah christians love jews
>>49420495
Only Evanjewlicals
>>49420495
for the most part this is true. especially the ones who go to regular bible study.
>>49420472
the holocaust was way too common a topic if you ask me.
>>49420440
>implying I do.
Keep dancing.
>>49420546
no, i'm not implying you do. i'm calling you a boring cnp. you may be completely sane but you're also thick as a brick.
>>49420546
You're a fucking weeb, you have a huge mental health problem.
>>49420600
nothing wrong with being completely nuts as long as you aren't hurting anybody. i know quite a few wacko's who go to college/have real jobs.
>>49420600
I'm not him hut it's just anime dude. If you're so affected by it then you have a huge problem.
>>49420162
rofl
even though this isn't true, you know it's happened at least once somewhere
>last day of elementary school
>girls crying
>think "why are they crying? it's not like I'm never going to see these people again, we're really good friends"
>contact fades and you never see them again
I never felt that in high school though, was just happy to get out of there.
>>49420699
Excuse me, as a rape survivor I would appreciate it if you would apologize for laughing at that insensitive comment.
>teacher turn tv on
>guy in khaki pants and blue shirt stand authoritatively infront of a plane
>>49420794
>It's an Al Qaeda training video
>>49420765
What the fuck is this?
Am I supposed to explain that I'm laughing at the Benny Hill aspect of this situation or am I supposed to just call you retarded?
COOOOMMMEE OUTSIDDEEEEEthat dog died recently
>>49420765
I'm sorry for what happened to you, people shouldn't get to live their lives after going through something like that. they really shouln't after that.
>>49420852
Please apologize right now and next time use a trigger warning if you are going to laugh at or talk about R@p3.
>>49420932
Thank you. Next time please use a trigger warning or I will be forced to contact the administrator of this message board.
>all boys' school
>teacher puts wishmaster 3 on (for some reason)
>didn't know about the sex scene in the first 5 minutes
>chaos
>>49420963
>forced
Oh yeah?
>>49420963
>message board
>>49421059
what kind of idiot doesn't watch the movie before showing it to the class?
>>49419389
>watch American history x
>kid gets curbstomped during recess
>teacher gets fired
>>49419047
Kill yourself you fucking retard.
>>49420765
>JLaw detected
>>49420963
You didn't get what the post implied did you?
>>49419014
I had a bro teacher that showed Starship Troopers unedited to our grade five class. All those tits man.
