- Poke Digimon shoots the very Stormtrooper that elicits the brain wipe of FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87
- Digimon cracks jokes seconds after his friend (spiritual mentor?) is slain before him; seemingly more interesting in the stationary laser bolt than anything else
- Gey is a skilled parkourist yet runs like an octopus on land
- Fellow scavenger gives up the semmingly valuable B8-Ball without as much as an argument
- Seasoned scavenger, Gey won't give up a droid she just found for orders of magnitude more than it's worth
- "Junk" MF has been sitting right there for time immemorial without anyone recognising it
- Clearly foreign "junk" to Gey, she can fly it better than Han
- Never having trained in gunnery, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 is making Death Star trench run -like shots in seconds
- Gey knows the the MF's workings inside-out, despite not even recognising the ship
- Gey / FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 do not recognise Solo and co., despite know of all their legendary feats (no photographic technology in SW land?)
- Racist vagina dentata balls eat everything... 'cept FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87
- ...Gey randomly bashes a console to save him (the Farce?)
- Rey thinks Luke etc are a "myth", yet has his helmet, lives in an AT-AT, has a Luke doll (Alzheimer's?)
- After their travails, our "hero", FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 has no interest in staying... until he sees Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ fire its load and wants to pop back for a 'I told you so!'
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87's only one apparent 'skill' is using a blaster rifle, yet he does not use it to arrest Gey's capture by Gaylord Rimjob; only running and screaming like nigs are synonymous for doing
- Gey not only blocks Gaylord Rimjob's Force interrogation, but reverses it mid-mind-fuck
- Gey 'learns' the Jedi mind trick on her third checkpoint continue
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 is used as the basis for the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ terror attack without his credentials even being queried...
Is this even English
>>64062588
- Not minutes after reuniting with Solo, after seemingly years apart, Leia's first action is to send him on a suicide mission
- Being found out as an effluent ape, Solo continues with their 'plan', endangering the entire Rebel hegemony
- Chewbarebacker commits first cardinal sin of warfare - splitting up - and sends Solo to his effective death
- ...He then fails to cover Solo from 'the high ground', Analkin
- Gaylow Rimjobs sixth sense for faggot-cock spans the entire Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™, but not a few meters next to or behind his person
- Clearly possessed, Solo - now fully cognisant of the Force and its wiles - martyrs himself
- Chewbarebacker lets off a Parthain shot, as if to exonerate himself from his complicity in Solo's murder
- Perhaps worse, FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 - adamant "now victory can be had against TFO" - takes no action either, upon seeing Solo confront Gaylord
- FaggotNigger-Age:21-IQ87 holds his own against Gaylord, only to have his spinal cord cauterised, leading to certain, instant death... except in Disney World
- After everything that was risked for the MacGuffin - Luke - once found, he's delegated a mourning (?) Wookie and an unknown dyke to beckon him
- That 'Lost' final scene... (kek)
>>64062679
'Finnglish'
>>64062866
- Gey's lightsaber visions have her toddler self being handed over to that unscrupulous scrap dealer-cum-pedo -- are her parents / guardians Filipinos?
- X-Wing laser blasts cause literal craters, sending squads of Stormtroopers flying, then switch to 'stun' and snipes a SM's left shoulder
- Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ is comparative even more vulnerable to destruction than the previous two iterations -- the entire, planet-sized contraption seemingly wired to blow from a couple of choice laser blasts and some C4 (...puts a whole new spin on 9-11!)
- Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™'s 'laser' is a homing missile comprised of smaller 'missilelets'
- "Suns" (kek) are drained to instantly power / create said homing 'missilelets'
- The "Sun's" (kek) heat would melt through a planet if contained in the size of a pin, yet a suburb-sized beam of it can be sucked into the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™
- Why fire the Death Star: Bigger and More Bad-ass™ if drains "Suns" (kek) which would end life in the pertaining solar system in minute anyway?
- C-3PO can no longer calculate statistical probabilities
- R2-D2 has super-encryption and cannot be accessed if it PMS's, no matter how important its functioning may be
- Force never used during Lightsaber combat, only preceding it elsewhere, despite the combat itself only qualifiable with constant Force presence (why not shut off the opponent's weapon as they block / strike? | how can Gey fight at all unless some 'Force god mode' is presupposed?)
- 'Opus MIA no.7', John Williams
- Did not use Lucas's vision for Luca's story, only Disney World's and a Jews
- WTF was this bilge?
someone took the time to write this. ponder that.
>Chewbarebacker
Jesus
>>64063460
someone took the time (and money) to create the shit-smear that is ep.VII
BROOD on that
>it took 15mins
what the fuck is happening
>pentagonstopcryptologists.jpg
>>64062588
>>64062866
Not responding to all of this nonsense but you clearly were not paying any attention when you allegedly watched your camrip
>>64064347
>your camrip
i'm sure a mere camrip viewing would have elicited enough ire to post this... much less have remained playing after Gaylord Rimjob's gimp mask removal scene
This thread is so awkward.
>>64063358
- Gangly forceps-faced emo cast to carry on legacy of most iconic bad guy in film (...we miss you Hayden)
- No-name nig cast for... who the fuck knows what
- Flaming feminazi dyke = Luke v2.0
- Von-Saydowbutchered
- Supreme Hobbit, Smeagol
- Isaac mortified
- Mof Tarkin copy-pasted / Goebbles-fied
- Lightsaber combat Disney-fied
- Stormtrooper clones + 1
- Phasma = Fett v[again]2.0 - screen time
- Dog fights = vidya cut-scenes
- Rebels = "Resistance" to own hegemony
- 'The First Order' in incompetence and retardation
- Meth addled pacing
- First-year hack editing
- One character / actor who single-handedly averted mass cinema walk-outs, killed off
- One character / actor 95% when to see, MIA
- One character / actor whose presence relied solely on [her] looks, grotesquely aged and a pointless adjunct
- Pointless, cipher character fan service up the wazoo
- A Not-So-New Hopeless ep.VII
>Meth addled pacing
Fuck i'll remember that one thanks pal
Like 10-15 years ago people used to talk like this on the internet to sound clever. This is just absurd, unreadable shit to me now. Funny
>>64064347
silence is tacit acceptance of the power of the Schlock Side
>>64062866
>Parthain shot
Common misconception
