>itt: times YIFY helped you out
>match girl on tinder
>invite her over
>she says she will come but only if i have her favorite film
>i don't but say i do
>quickly find YIFY torrent of the film
>we watch it and then fuck
>>63358514
>her favorite film is something pleb enough to be encoded by YIFY
>Not buying it on a stream service
Do you hate the cinema industry or something?
>>63358514
>family chose me a girl to marry
>we talk after the ceremony about movies
>fastforward to evening
>need a movie to watch but slow Internet makes it hard to get one fast
>there is a YIFY of our favorite movie
>download it
>take a shit in a designated street
>when I'm back to movie is downloaded
Thanks YIFY!
>internet connection so slow that you can't download at least a publichd blu-ray rip in 20 minutes
Why
>>63358634
I could fuck 53 times in 20 minutes
>>63358634
>implying anyone would be seeding one on his garbage public tracker
>>63358514
>getting major wife aggro, she's in a bad mood
>invite my wife's bull over to cheer her up
>he says he can't get hard unless his favorite flick is playing
>I say sure whatever, just get that BBC over here pronto
>quickly find YIFY torrent of the flick
>we watch it while he fucks my wife
yify & chill
>>63358634
I am trying but you can only do so much with 1 tracker and 7 seed. Try searching for any film made before 2000 that isnt capeshit-tier/meme AFI decorative classic and see how much time it will take. And when you need a film made before 1970 the stuff gets dank.
Say whatever you want about YifY...but they deliver.
>>63358514
>Search the film on my private tracker
>Decide to download 1080p scene rip from there.
>Download some other movies that seem similar.
>After 15mins shes here.
>Have a nice evening after that.
