ITT: Post the worst premise for a movie you can come up with
Bonus points if you post a full synopsis.
>>63150102
Two gay lovers marry straight women, while maintaining their secret love together. During their time apart, one becomes depressed while the other finds out that fucking his dog is quite similar to fucking his secret boyfriend. The secret relationship becomes public when the dog fucker's obsession with beastiality gets out of hand and the other lover tries to commit suicide. After that, during therapy, the two straight wives begin experimenting, and fall in love with each other, while two gay lovers are driven apart. The two wives divorce their husbands and marry each other. The dog fucker is murdered by fag haters shortly after, while the other male gay lover decides to start a new, more honest life.
>we'll follow a boy's life over the course of 12 years in real time
>>63150102
Is she wearing Darth Vader's undersuit?
We just discovered a new superconductive element - and it's found within the human body.
THE HARVEST.
Reboot of Ghostbuster but with an all female cast
>>63150102
A nine and a half hour long collection of interviews with the sole purpose of making the viewer feel guilty about something they're not reponsible for
>let's make a movie series about guys getting drunk in Vegas that leads to global shenanigans
>>63150324
>"Kate can I wear my Darth Vader suit to your red carpet premiere?"
>"No, Rooney. You can't."
>"Why not?"
>"Jesus Christ not this shit again... Rooney, you can't walk around with a helmet and breathing equipment and a fucking cape. That's wrong. Just wrong. It's really in appropriate. Also, I think you're legally obliged to have your face visible."
>"Oh ok, sorry. That's why I was asking."
>"It's all right."
>later at the premiere
>"Rooney, what the fuck are you wearing?"
>"Well you told me I couldn't wear my helmet, cape, and breathing apparatus."
>"Yes?"
>"Yeah so I'm just wearing the undersuit."
>>63150478
*canned laughter*
*cue theme music*
>>63150102
Someone kills themselves and the entire movie is about the family trying to cope and slowly discovering that their son lived a very sad and lonely life.
A show about nothing
>>63150392
Kek
>>63150478
Is Roon literally autistic or is the entire "catatonic antisocial psycho" just a facade?
Man can't remember where he put his flashlight, and spends two hours trying to find it. It turns out it was in a backpack in his hall closet. He thought it was in some boxes, but it wasn't there.
>>63150595
i think she's really autistic baka desu senpai
A guy goes back in time pursued by a robot and they're both looking for the same bitch who's gonna have a child that grows up to kill the robots in the future. Like all of them. So anyway the guy wants to save her from the robot that went back in time so they shoot each other and eventually there's this scene with lava and Arnold dies.
>>63150552
That's quite the opposite of the worst premise
>>63150102
>a couple of guys work underground for who knows how long without getting noticed
>cut off city from outside world with bombs or some shit
>take entire city hostage and government doesn't do anything
>oh yeah, all the cops went underground
>every single one
We'd take the plot of the classic movie, Annie, and change it so that all the characters are black and it's set in modern New York. Also dumb down the script and take away any form of good singing.
>>63150660
Kills yourself
>>63150102
Smothered
Two sisters Shelly Mirren (Milana Vayntrub) and Kelly Mirren (Kether Donohue) run a massage parlor in Detroit. One day a successful 'Subhut' spokesman Eshton Goldenberg (Jonah Hill) stops by for a massage. Kelly instantly recognizes him from his commercials on tv and offers him the deluxe package. After Shelly finishes up the massage Eshton offers her money asks her for a "full body massage". When she refuses Eshton draws closer and exclaims "I got something in my pants for you and it's not a Subhut sandwich" and then tries to force himself upon her tearing her shirt off.
Eshton then slips on a banana pepper and is stabbed in the chest with a scented candle by Shelly. Kelly walks in and Shelly explains the situation to her. Eshton half-alive mutters "I'm gonna kill you fat bitch" sending Shelly into a murderous rage. She then proceeds to smother him with her breasts suffocating him to death while Kelly sits on his lap to ensure he doesn't get free. Moments later a mob boss (Jack Nicholson) walks in and discovers what has happened. He then says "What the fuck have you cunts done?!" and reveals that his name is Joel Higginbotham head of the Detroit mob and that Eshton owed him 50 thousand dollars in gambling fees and orders that they work off the debt by ways of prostitution.
>>63150392
What movie is this?
How about a movie where one black guy plays 3roles, one is a normal black dude, the other an obese chick and the third some old asian man.
>>63150741
Shoah
A Max Landis biopic
>>63150102
Two kindergarten teachers take their classes on a field trip. They haven't really talked much while at the school before, but become friends while working together during the field trip. After getting the kids back to school to be picked up by their parents, the two young women decide to hang out . They go to a bar to drink. Inside, there is a boxing match playing on a tv. It turns out the two ladies have two key mutual interests:
1. Teaching young children and setting them up for a bright future
2. Pure unadulterated fucking bloodsports
They decide to combine the two interests and start an underground fight club at the kindergarten they work at with the children as the fighters. After a while, the club has become popular among gamblers and the other employees also want to join in with their classes. There is now a serious circuit going on and certain champions arise, the most notable being probably Lily "Athena" Johnson, the only girl able to take on the boys. Meanwhile, the two teachers become closer and closer and eventually move in together.
After a few months, parents start complaining about the injuries their children have every day when they come back from school. This reaches a climax when during the final championship match of the fighting season (one month) Athena bites the nose of male favorite James "The Pounder" Clark. Athena refuses to give the nose back and starts wearing it around her neck as a trophy.
1/2
>>63150890
I don't know, I'd be quite entertained by a film about a manchild who was only allowed to exist because of nepotism. Imagine the eternal struggle that goes on inside his mind.
>>63151009
James parents threaten to sue every single person related to the school and the two teachers flee in a van. Soon after beginning their escape they find out Athena is a stowaway on their vehicle. The three women drive around while on the run of the police, making money by having Athena compete in CCTs (Child Combat Tournaments) wherever they go.
In the end, they are caught by nine highly and lethally armed policemen. After a short attempted (and failed) escape, Athena and the teachers are being escorted away by five policemen. While almost being led into the van, Athena starts giggling. We see that she's not actually cuffed and has four adult noses in her right hand as she starts maniacally laughing and the screen fades to black.
2/2
>>63150700
*kills yourself*
>>63150552
this can be the worst AND the best
>>63150102
Roonroon steps on my balls until they are a bloody mush.
Actually, thats a great premise for a movie.
>>63150711
>he doesn't hire them as assassins who specialize in smothering their victims to death with their tits and asses
Dropped
>>63150173
I'd watch this, to be honest
Someone post the Ariel Winter and Christina Hendricks cow thing.
>>63151855
Pretty good I never thought of that.
>>63150173
>>63151864
This is some Palme D'Or tier shit homie
>>63151820
i saw that movie
it was great
>>63150102
70-year-old widower Ben Whittaker ( Robert De Niro) has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by Jules Ostin ( Anne Hathaway).
>>63150552
Ohohoho hold up
>>63150392
Oy vey
Three men invent a new drug. Only one of them is willing to test it. The drug induces immense happiness, and has no bad side effects. The man spends the entire movie trying to convince the others to take it. He later dies because he overdosed on the drug, after being fired from his job as a mortician for being too cheerful.
Starring Christian Bale as the really happy guy.
>>63150173
I thought this was brokeback mountain
>>63150478
>>63153230
Id watch it unironically.
It would be amazing to see the world through a guy that is constantly happy, always looking at the positive side of things, the movie could even teach us about life and how a little change of perspective can show us a world where everything is possible.
An Oscar-bait biopic of this little shit
>>63153570
it's been done homie
>>63153230
this actually sounds really nice
>>63150102
Just check out Max Landis' LoTR reboot pitch on Schmoesknow.
>>63150601
Not even joking I think this could actually be done well (provided you cut it down from 2 hours to like 60-90 minutes).
It'd be stupid hard to do well but I think it could be done.
>>63155159
>>63150601
I first misread it as Fleshlight and it was great
>>63150102
A horror movie about two men trapped in a garage stairwell, who get hunted down by a psychotic homeless killer who turns out to be a security guard instead.
Adam Sandler biopic.
It's written and directed by Adam Sandler and starring Adam Sandler.
>>63151009
>>63151034
I would absolutely watch this
>>63150102
Batman: Over the Hill
Crime has gone down in Gotham and bruce Wayne has literally nothing to do. He just goes around town at night being a but trying to be batman without purpose. Alfred in his old age tries to help the facade but even he's sick of me Wayne's autistic shit. Now it's up to some old friends (robin, Catwoman, Gordon) to snap him back to reality, until a new threat arises
>>63155538
Kevin James as Kevin James
David Spade as David Spade
Chris Rock as Chris Rock
And Rob Scneider as a stapler!
>Horror film, 2.5 hours long
>Centers around a serial killer and the retired cop that is trying to capture him, the retired cop is showing signs of dementia, but is relaying his information to a rookie cop
>30 minutes in, the serial killer is killed by a copy cat killer
>The original serial killer was meticulous in his preparation and clean up work
>The retired cop doesn't pick up on the copy cat killer
>An hour later the copy cat killer is killed by another copy cat killer whose identity is left unknown
>The rookie cop finds evidence for the second copy cat killer but suspects the original killer, not knowing about there being two copy cats
>The evidence doesn't match the original killer, resulting in the retired cop losing faith and the rookie cop getting fired for incompetence and bringing outside help in to an investigation
>The rookie cop strangles the retired cop for ruining his dreams, which triggers a heart attack, and with his last breath, the retired cop announces that he was the second copy cat killer all along after getting excited about life again, and was covering his tracks with the rookie in tow
>The retired cop dies
>The rookie cop is arrested for murder
>>63155670
Only good if the new threat isBruce Wayne's growing dementia
>>63150102
two hours of every alan shearer goal celebration
>>63155906
genius actually. It's like se7en done right
>>63155963
>2 hours
>>63155906
jesus
thats fucking genius
explains why there was a dumb shift to a SECOND copy cat killer
>>63155906
>>63156600
>>63155990
What is this based on?
>>63150552
>tfw this is just a meme phrase and Seinfeld often examined issues of the day
>tfw it is still repeated unironically by the show's fans
>>63156663
Off the top of my head homie. Any good?
A man is paralyzed and bed-ridden. He lies awake in a vegetative state for the entirety of the film. The climax is when a nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath.
>>63156707
Drop the second copy cat and just have one copy cat that's the retired cop.
>>63156707
i thought >>63156600 was referencing something
i don't like it but i don't like stuff like that
i didn't even like se7en
>>63150102
what facial expression is she trying to convey?
![miss-the-point[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RQX9iIh.png "miss-the-point[1].png")
>>63153627
>>63155012
>>63156707
Go write a script and pitch it, say it's the new Insomnia
or that buddy cop movie with Robert DeNiro and Scarface
kek
>>63156753
then fuck off, no one asked for your opinion
>>63155906
>The rookie cop strangles the retired cop
>with his last breath, the retired cop announces that he was the second copy cat killer
thats not how strangulation works
A newly wed couple go on a shopping trip to furnish their new house. The wife can't decide which couch matches the paint in the living room. Maybe they'll just repaint the living room.
>>63156832
>3 hours long
>>63156737
Let's take that idea and turn it in to a shitty indie film
>Hour and a half long, filmed in B/Wobviously
>Paralyzed man, later years of MS paralyzed - absolutely no hope of recovery, gotten to the point where he can't even talk
>Entirely set in his bed room, he's watching TV
>First ten minutes are him dealing with an itch in his foot and trying to reach his call button with his head
>Eventually hits it
>Nurse comes in but he can't vocalise what's wrong and the nurse doesn't pick up that his foot's itchy
>Nurse thinks he wants his pillows adjusted then leaves
>Entire film is just depressing shit like this
>For an hour and a half
>No point, just depressing as fuck
>At the end the shitty nurse starts talking about him to another nurse as if he's not there, talking about how he's a burden
>Man is revealed to have no family in the last scene
>Goes to sleep
>END
>>63156822
>>63155906
>which triggers a heart attack
Nigga...
>>63156853
4 hours because the wife decides she wants new clothes
I got it
It's a coming of age story, takes 12 years to film as we follow the actor "growing up" in this world we have written out for him instead of hiring different actors.
And we win no awards.
>>63150173
That actually sounds pretty good. If you played this as a really deadpan black comedy, I think it would work.
>>63156926
You say that as a joke but Christian Bale has agreed on joining a project for 5 years which will film his adventures in the wild as he transforms from a doctor to a hunter.
I heard its based on some italian doctor that had a nervous breakdown and then disappeared into the woods for 15 years, got sighted by one of the locals, photographed, interviewed and then disappeared again
>>63150324
I thought she was just wearing black sweats until you said something.
A movie about an underdog but throughout the movie it's implied that the reason nothing is going well for him is that he's simply a bad person. The movie ends with him still thinking world is unfair.Anon biopic.
>>63156781
>then fuck off, no one asked for your opinion
See >>63156707
>any good
Steve Jobs biopic
Any capeshit
>>63157131
the story of a supreme gentleman
>>63157164
>i don't like it but i don't like stuff like that
>i didn't even like se7en
yes, so its basically worthless fucking opinion
its like saying you dont care about disney movies because you dont watch any of them
who
fucking
cares?
>>63153887
Thats probably being made right the fuck now.
>>63155535
Thats a good twist
>>63150102
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>63156764
autism
>>63157348
He (assuming it wasn't you) asked me for my opinion. I told him my opinion, but added that my opinion isn't really worth anything.
Someone asked me something, I replied and gave context. This is basic human interaction.
What's your problem, kid?
>>63150102
>>63159005
Has she ever commented on this stuff? She has said she's very introverted, but has she ever talked about autism?
>>63150102
It's a musical detailing the wacky misadventures of a doctor at Auschwitz who tortures and mutilates his female patients. Keeping a lighthearted tone throughout our hero struggles to find love when all the Jewish women he tortures seem oddly put off by him. Will our misunderstood doctor find love? Or will he be unable to cure a lonely heart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSMY-dmvQlg
>>63159111
Let our thread die in peace you scumbag!
>>63155662
>>63159111
>Caro Emerald
NOPE
>>63150102
Far From The Tree, a romcom about a middle-aged widower who falls in love with his daughter. Various wooing attempts are knocked back, but he persists, culminating in a Say Anything-style vigil/stalkathon.
At the denouement, he accepts that he's basically gone nuts and agrees to enter therapy. The final scene is the daughter visiting him in the nuthatch with her new fiance, Jamal. This hints at a possible sequel.
a single shot hour of the camera following a crazy mental patient while in a psych ward, constant narration of his racing thoughts
turns out to be the thoughts of a stressed male nurse at the end
>>63157229
one elliott so gay
Some dude (Paul Rudd) falls in love with a hot chick (take your pick) but her dad is actually a racist, homophobic fat fuck (Jim Carrey) that abuses her.
The film ends with Rudd interrupting one of the Carrey's abuse sessions, ultimately killing him. He tells the chick to live with him and they live together for a while. Rudd discovers that the girl can't get off unless she is being abused, and offs himself because he can't bring himself to harm her.
>>63160559
would watch tbqh
>>63154929
oh yea
i witnessed the birth of a meme
i was in that thread
oh yeaaaa
>>63161406
ripp the rudd
>>63150521
Already done, sorta
>>63163283
I was hoping that would be a robin doc
>>63150102
The exact plot of Mrs.Doubtfire but with Bendilick Crunderbluff
100 years of Solitude with Nicolas Cage as EVERYONE
>>63150521
>>63163283
Not to mention into the wild.
Literally a movie about a kekold starring Brendan Fraser who has created a whole delusional fantasy life for himself where he is an Indiana Jones style action hero who is above domestic trivialities. called SHED. Shot in black and white. Runtime 165 minutes.
>>63164892
Directed by Tarantino and produced by Bernie Sanders
Found footage mockumentary about a PUA in a post apocalyptic wasteland reminiscent of 'the road' trying to score
Biopic about Boyega dealing with systemic racism and struggling to get acting work after TFA bombs
>>63150741
basically an eddie murphy movie
>>63164986
I fucking love this
>>63150236
>>63164892
But that's basically Walter Mitty. Ben Stiller did it like two years ago.
>>63163283
he knew his son was a piece of shit from the beginning though, everyone did pretty much
A fratguy who pumps and dumps chicks all the time messes with the wrong girl when he fucks a goth chick who turns out to actually be a witch and puts a curse on him that causes him to have explosive diarrhea every 30 min. The movie is him dealing with this problem in hilariously inconvenient situations, like taking his finals, at parties, being with chicks ect..
>>63165566
Underrated movie Tbh
>>63150677
*cheeky smile*
>>63156752
No.
Add more copy cat killers.
In the end the entire human population is the killer.
>>63153887
>88
Ben "Kebab Crusher" Garrison better be the protagonist, fighting this little shit's hoax.
We start with a bank robbery, no set up. This starts playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKxodgpyGec
Main robber pulls mask off, it's Robert De Niro.
Flashback to the late 80's. 12 students and teachers:
>Keanu Reeves
>Leonardo DiCaprio
>Robert De Niro (again)
>Christopher Walken
>Scarlett Johannesson
>Tina Fey
>Bryan Cranston
>Meryl Streep
>Jack Nicholson
>Danny DeVito
>Laurence Fishburne
>Betty White
Are dancing(?) and stuff happens.
Flash-forward to the summer of 2010. A rich billionaire kid with a trust fund (Dane DeHaan) is about to get a big meeting of the minds of the business world together very close to Wall Street. His financial advisor (Jerry O'Connell) suggests that they postpone the meeting in light of the Flash Crash, fearing that if they slack off on controlling their interests in the stock pool, they'll go under. The Billionaire shoves off this warning and plans out the meeting.
We see what the 12 are up to a little. All different stuff. Then the 12 get together for a reunion. Things turn sour when [DeNiro] suggests they hit the game and pull off a heist one last time (they did this a lot in the 90's, but smaller scale). All disagree as it is too risky, but [DeNiro] explains that the plan is fool-proof because the servers the hacking firm they used is off-the-grid (I don't actually know if this would work).
Slowly as the movie progresses, each of the 12 begins to agree to the idea while also balancing the problems in their lives. There's a lot of duality.
Meanwhile, an FBI agent (Nathan Fillion) and his mysterious contact (Aidan Gillen) investigate a mild insurgence reported by a businessman (Nestor Carbonell), who's view of the NY skyline is marred by a larger skyscraper nearby (it's DeHaan's building). [Carbonell] wants the FBI to keep a tab on the shady business he suspects at [DeHaan]'s business, and [Fillion] reluctantly agrees.
1/3
As this happens, a very busy doctor (Edward Norton) has the FBI rummaging through the hospital he works at after a false-flag hack was enabled by a splinter group of unknown origin, causing him much stress. He's important because he bought a share of [DeHaan]'s company and he's a suspect, as the attack was directed towards the company, with which the hospital was given a federal grant, and the legislator who approved of the grant was [DeHaan]'s uncle, a ruthless patriarch (Stephen Dillane).
[Dillane] wants to restore balance to the stock market by wiping the slate clean, with any help he can get. His primary grudge is against hacktivists and people like the 12. Because of his insecurity and his lust for control, he bribes the FBI to clear illegal federal grants into the company's hands (which DeHaan is too naive to realize). Because of all this, the 12 find that pulling off a heist will be harder than expected, so they must infiltrate in style (quite like Oceans).
So, [DeHaan]'s aunt and [Dillane]'s sister (Sarah Goldberg) is a brilliant economist whom is invited to the meeting of the minds. Unfortunately for [DeHaan], he has never met his aunt before, doesn't know what she looks like, his uncle will not be supervising her entrance, and she's currently on vacation in Italy. The 12 plan to bait-and-switch the aunt with one of their own (Fey), temporarily kidnapping [Goldberg].
So, [Fey] enters the main room and is greeted by [DeHaan], all assuming she's the aunt (Dillane is not present to set them straight). She sets to set him straight by swindling him into selling a large sum of shares to sharks and to invest the rest in military technology. [DeHaan], of course, agrees as he thinks she's family and follows through with the plans, although the effects are not immediate. This segment is longer than it sounds.
2/3
Meanwhile, the others get ready for the heist. But first, the deal-maker (DeVito) has to secure a copy of disks detailing the computational and physical architecture of the building as well as clearance passwords and keywords, including algorithm data swept off the main hard-drive; all from a former FBI agent. It's at this part that he gets into his apartment and meets [Reeves] and [DiCaprio], and the name of the heist (and the movie) is revealed (The Great One).
During the meeting, many entrepreneurs from around the States offer sound financial advice and ideas, mostly brainstorming and whatnot. At this time, the heist goes into full form. [Johannesson] has to seduce [DeHaan] to distract him and [Fishburne] must intimidate him and his officials, posing as an IRS investigator, alongside [Cranston].
Anyway, as things happen, [DeHaan] becomes more and more suspicious until [Fey] finally breaks down and actually lies (you think she'll tell the truth) and [DeHaan] drops all suspicion and the meeting continues. They clear all connections in both proprietors names and the grants stop coming, and an algorithm that generates random, fake, and promising numbers is installed.
Weeks pass, [DeHaan] and [Dillane] are arrested by the FBI and the building is blown up (that's what the military technology part was all about).
As the building falls to the streets below, [Carbonell] watches on from his window and smiles.
It would be around 4 hours long.
3/3
>>63150102
A live action movie with an all female cast based on a 30 year old cartoon only made to sell toys nobody wanted.
>>63150102
A modern, graphic, update of 120 Days of Sodom, faithful to de Sade's tone, subject matter, atrociousness, and lack of happy endings or consequences.
Directed by Srđan Spasojević.
>>63166210
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
>>63156873
That pretty much is already a movie, "Johnny Got His Gun"
we open on a motorcylce guy and he's in a big stadium, right? the people are cheering and he's gonna do a big jump. "kickstart my heart" by motley crue starts to play. he does his big jump and does all these cool tricks and the crowd is going wild. he lands his motorcycle and takes off his helmet and we find out that it's hitler. then we see there's like a red dot on his forehead and it's from a sniper rifle. that rifle is held by another hitler who is trying to kill him. they're hitler clones. one is good because he invented motocross and the other is bad because he's like the other hitler. the sniper hitler misses his shot and motocross hitler challenges him to moto race to see who is the best. the rest of the film is like top gun. it;s called "a more perfect race".
>>63166449
>>63150102
imagine being kate mara and having your younger, prettier, more talented kid sister just outshine you at everything
>>63150102
>My name is Rooney, wtf did you expect?
>>63150102
He faked his own death, now he has to solve it. He is the DeadTective
Science fiction movie directed by Blompkamp with Die Antwoord music.
OR
Science fiction movie directed by Ninja with Die Antwoord music.
>>63166725
iktfb
>>63166563
literally everything went wrong
>>63151346
>>63150700
>>63150173
nice
>>63155218
Hello, reddit.
>>63150601
That sounds gripping as fuck.
An aspiring teen living on the streets discovers that his local skate park will be bulldozed and replaced with a church. He challenges the greedy Christian developer to a freestyle skateboard contest to determine the fate of secular recreation area. Niel deGrasse Tyson plays his mentor who teaches the ways of rationality and free though. God's Not Shred (2016).
>a woman with a lust for BBC decides to leave her beta white male bf and go straight to the source to satisfy her apatite
>once there, and after servicing a few villages, she becomes disillusioned and begins to long for the TWD back home
>movie ends with him waiting patiently for her return flight from Africa and she disembarks and they embrace. he starts crying tears of joy while her eyes remain open staring at a Bull Buck near by
Is it still bad if it'll win a few Oscars?
>>63150173
>Two gay lovers marry straight women
why though
"Hitler in love"
Adolf Hitler falls in love - with Anne Frank. A love story that will shock and amaze viewers. 3D glasses not included
>>63168198
>worst
>>63150552
Seinfeld is about something, though. Curb is literally about nothing
>>63155218
2Good2Fellas
Sequel where the whole cast returns, no explanation is given for the dead ones being there, Henry Hill is asked by out of retirement for one last job by Joe Pesci (that's the character's name now, also not explained). They travel to Las Vegas and attempt to rob Pesci's character from Casino, leading to some hilarious scenes where the doppelgangers interact. "Pulse-pounding action"-Latino Review "I thought that car chase would never end!"-OK Magazine. Only in IMAX 3D
>>63168944
No pesci on pesci live scene?
Two thumbs waaaay down.
>>63150102
Animated movie in which a horse from a line of 1980's little girl's toys has to go to the human world and become homecoming queen to take the crown for made-up bullshit reasons because it's really just trying to appeal to the line's recent periphery demographic of neckbeards.
>My dinner with Bruce
Clark and Bruce share their lives over the course of an evening meal at a restaurant. Clark, a journalist from certain city, is the more talkative of the pair. He relates to Bruce his tales of dropping out, traveling around the universe, and experiencing the variety of ways people live, such as a demigod who could balance his entire weight on his fingertips. Bruce listens avidly, but questions the value of Clark's seeming abandonment of the pragmatic aspects of life.
>>63169921
Her name isn't Bruce, it's Caitlyn
>>63150102
why is this image such a potent threadstart?
there's this giant dam and its about to bust because of global warming because a satellite shot a hole in the ozone layer so everyone's like HURRY UP WE'VE GOTTA EVACUATE THE PLANET so the highway is full on gridlock and then at the worst possible time the dam explodes and there's water everywhere and it knocks over the eiffel tower and the statue of liberty and mel gibson's a taxi driver in a taxi and he turns around and he's like NOT AGAIN and then the camera goes BOOM BOOM mel gibson BOOM BOOM the dam BOOM BOOM summer 2016
>>63170153
a prequel to Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage
full backstory and everything
>>63170398
>mel gibson's a taxi driver in a taxi and he turns around and he's like NOT AGAIN
>>63150102
A sequel to Boyhood that follows the man through his 20s. After living a life of privilege that set him up for a successful future, the man flounders in college and drops out when he turns 20. The film follows him through his worthless 20s, through one failure after another. All those motivations and dreams from his adolescence are gone, replaced only with a sense of dissatisfaction and a disassociation with modern society. He watches as those who he knew grew up, had kids, graduated college, started careers. Well, he doesn't actually watch them do that. More follows their progress on Facebook.
I would love the movie, but I can't imagine anyone else would. I just want more movies with main characters I can relate to, you know, losers with no ambition nor motivation.
>>63150102
A master rapist has raped all of his life but now he's getting ready to retire. But before he does he needs to pass on his raping techniques to the next generation. He puts an ad in Craigslist for a new apprentice but he gets more than he bargains for when the apprentice that shows up happens to be a girl who wants to learn to rape. Hilarious and heart warming antics ensue as two different generations come together with a love for raping.
>>63150102
an asteroid is headed to earth, and a crack team of drillers have only a month to train and become astronauts so that they can nuke the asteroid while on it
>>63170805
Movie ends with the man writing his first post on /tv/.
>>63170805
Oh, hey, My Life: the Movie!
Ha ha
>>63170871
>"ends"
>not "begins"
At least have it end with his first post on /r9k/ or 4+4chan. There needs to be no hope at the ending, nothing that can lead one to think this man is going to thrive in life.
A demon is trapped in a random guy's balls and he can't ejaculate or he'll release doom and destruction upon the entire world.
>>63161406
Sounds film student as fuck
>>63150102
Anita Sarkesian biopic
>>63165822
I like this but what if he turns into a girl at random instead? Now he has to make nice with the goth girl to get the curse undone, convince his girlfriend to become a temporary lesbian and figure our how to be a lady when the situation calls.
>>63170805
This is too close to home.
>>63170961
you're not alone friend-o
>>63150478
>>"Oh ok, sorry. That's why I was asking."
:3
>>63155535
absolute and instant classic
>>63150552
How do we know when it's over?
>>63171616
>Daniel Day Lewis
so he'll get the oscar for actually acting good
>>63172379
When something happens.
a group of velociraptors in the late cretaceous period form a primitive civilization based on communist principles but then the meteor comes and kills them all and the movie ends
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>63170398
You have made yourself what is probably the only possible movie in this thread.
>>63173213
this is actually dope
I love this thread
>>63150102
She looks crazy
>>63165566
Except no
>>63174487
You wouldn't like her when she's crazy.
Id still love to see this get made
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l_6gnqucgOc
2min on
Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift decide to become lesbian lovers. But they will only have sex behind a giant black sheet where the camera never goes.
>>63173213
Wait this is actually a movie I'm pretty sure
>>63173213
>>63174911
Yeah this definitely is I just cant fucking remember what its called
The world's greatest female MMA fighter is criticised for never fighting any real competition. At a press conference a Don King style character calls her out, and challenges her to a match with the greatest male boxer of all time, an obnoxious, wife-beating negro. The movie then follows the plot of every Rocky movie.
>>63174839
Just like my nightmares.
>>63174839
> taytay will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>63174709
that shit was hot af m8
A maniac busts through a man's bedroom window and rapes, mutilates and tortures him for 3 hours with zero camera cuts. After he is done, he cuts off the man's skin and wears it like a coat and leaves through the window again.
The movie ends on a slow zoom towards the window and an impossibly loud jump scare with the maniac's face appearing super close to the camera screaming.
>>63174839
>But they will only have sex behind a giant black sheet where the camera never goes.
well fuck you too
>>63175391
wayyyyy2edgy4me
>>63175391
torture porn: the post
>>63174768
Rickey Gervais is fucking insufferable
>>63174911
>>63175070
it's an anime (i think?) called keit-ai
it's a copypasta from /a/
>>63174839
as long as there is audio who cares?
i have jerked off to less
>>63170398
>stealing a WKUK joke
>>63174839
just throw me into one of the garbage mashers on the detention level already ;_;
>>63175519
>tfw dial up
>jerk off to less than 20 seconds of shitty moaning audio
> only a couple low res images
> A whole ten seconds of low quality video
>>63150595
>>63175715
> It's obviously a character and an experience I hold very close.
>>63175715
If they don't want Roon-Roon back, she should use that NFL money and go fund Darth Roonus: the Musical.
Adam Sandler plays a klutzy refugee with a heart of gold, simply trying to make his way across Europe and into the promised land of Western capital cities to run away from his nemesis, a big bad bully ISIS member who used to beat him back in his village. Will he win the German blonde reporter's heart and convince politicians and the people that he is really just a harmless friend and that people just need to open their heats and minds (and their borders) ? Find out, next summer.
Adam Sandler is.. The Immigrant (2016)
A team of stupid people are sent into space on an inconceivably expensive ship, on a mission to a moon of Jupiter. One after another, they kill themselves or each other by doing incredibly stupid shit. When they're all dead, the movie's over.
Be sure to include a pretty girl who thinks she's special to die last, or close to the last.
>>63151855
ikr, it's like he doesn't even want our money
>>63158950
Check your autism at the door you fucking neck beard! 4chan is for shit posting and shit posting only. you make fun of movies and troll people who like them and take things way to seriously. Go beat off to anime
Taco Bell menu items come to life and must fight for their survival. Kim Kardashian stars as "the customer."
>SJW film about guys turning into girls
>they don't really turn into women, they just dress up in bad drag but everyone around them thinks they're women
>they get "turned" into women because they complained about how hard being a guy was and how easy women have it
>they reap the rewards of femininity for a bit, but then start being abused
>ends up with about 6 guys turned into girls, all of them raped and end up in prostitution
>>63150236
Oh shiit
a man comes into contact with an AI that asks him 20 completely random questions about his life, world events etc. The AI uses this seemingly unconnected set of information to work backwards through time and rebuild the universe using 100% accurate butterfly effects , thus understanding the motivation, and mechanics of every single person on the planet. The AI, then extrapolates the information to the future and has a near perfect prediction for the future. In this future, The prints all his information out and displays it as a kind of book to the guy. In it's predicted future, the guy will leave the AI's room in 20 minutes and trigger a butterfly effect that results in the a large terrorist attack.
The AI convinces the human that now that he knows the future, he can therefore change it, and if he instead waits with the AI in the room, the terror attack will never happen.
The man agrees and waits with the AI. During the extra time the man waits with the AI, he becomes entranced in the vast amounts of knowledge and spends years and years with the AI. At the end of the film, it is revealed that the AI in fact showed the man a fabricated book that would convince the man to stay with him, because the AI wanted a friend. With the closing moments, the true book is revealed, and it details exactly how the AI would trick the man using faulty information, leaving the viewer to wonder whether it actually was a sentient AI that was lonely, or simply following the governed path set to it by "the book".
eddie murphy in an all black version of snow white in which he plays all the dwarfs
The earth comes to life and actively fights against pollution.
Bill Gates seduces Amy Schumer with his money but she is in true love with Mitt Romney.
>>63176792
I want a Swamp Thing movie
>>63176678
Kek
>>63150173
would actually watch this desu
A romantic comedy staring a down syndrome patient in a mental asylum and her love interest a talking dog belonging to her doctor.
Titled, Down Dog, Good Boy.
>>63176182
make it a musical.
alternative ending: one ends up becoming the first female president
A sexploitation film called "Nazi Catgirls in Heat"
>Three beauties from the planet Katzen arrive on earth in search of compatible genetic material to save their dying race of cat eared humanoids and in return teach humanity the benefits of a militarized nationalistic ethnostate.
A guy finds out he can ghostfuck whoever he fantasizes about when he jerks off. Plenty of laughs come about the likes of Taylor Swift and Jennifer Lawrence getting pounded hysterically in public by a ghost fucker. Guy finds out what cool powers he have and just ghostfuck everybody including his ex, the presidents daughters, his mom, the police officer who pulled him over just so he can get out of the ticket, etc.
The twist here is that while grocery shopping one day he suddenly felt a phantom force bending him over, forcibly putting his pants down and fucking him raw. Someone has the power too and its up to the movie to figure out who it is.
directed by cianfrance
>>63150102
A 10 hour flick of my licking the inside of Roony's anus clean. Spoiler: It's all gonna be shot in one take on 2 4K cameras for the true 3D ass eating experience.
>>63167924
Literal Oscar winner 2017
>>63177567
Will gross a lot
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.
Rocker de Terre
Film about an overweight man building a skate park as a tribute to his deceased best friend.
Filmed in b/w.
>>63176678
I'm surprised this hasn't been done Ï„bh
>>63150236
It took 12 years to Make!
>>63179129
In Iceland?
>>63173213
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>>63150102
A two hour supercut of every time a celebrity has an awkward moment during an interview. Circus music and silly noises are played quietly in the background. At the end, after the credits silently roll up, it asks you "Did you enjoy laughing at the clowns?"
>>63153887
Written by M Knight Shamalan.
Surprise twist. It was a bomb.
>>63175715
Poor Rooney just wants to get chained to the bed and raped up the ass again
>>63180441
She feels at home playing autistic characters that show their feet often, apparently.
>>63173213
came to the thread to see when this wouldfind its wayhere
>>63153887
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>>63178855
I would watch that if it were an anime
>>63150102
James Bond has a jealous brother, and he's out for revenge!
>>63150102
I don't get /tv/ memes.
Why does this bitch keep getting posted?
>>63180779
because she's a good actress AND eye candy
because her feet look delicious
because she's autistic, just like us
she's basically the ultimate waifu
>>63165822
Dane Cook already did that one.
>>63166514
Generally poor, but I had a small kek at the end.
>>63150102
In an alternate futuristic society where humans and anthropomorphic dinosaurs co-exist, a tough police detective played by Whoopi Goldberg is paired with a Tyrannosaurus named Theodore Rex to find the killer of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals leading them to a ruthless billionaire bent on killing off mankind by creating a new ice age
>>63181602
This is a real movie.
>>63175936
Will there be an alien squid at the end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUfKTjJGq0
A local African village is massacred and three children are abducted from their village and held captive by a local militia.
The leader of this Militia is a white American who goes by the code name "white spider". White spider drags one of the African children further away from the other two, but in the viewing distance, then pulls out his machete from his waist holster and brutally murders the boy infront of them.
These boys are held captive for 5 years, practising their American accent, fighting skills, intellect - all at the threat of being brutally murdered.
At the end of their training, the two boys are pitted against each other in a battle to the death. Boy x is victorious and with forged documents in hand, is then smuggled into the USA, where, they meet a local congressman who takes boy x under his wing and teaches him the ins and outs of politics. Teaches him how to get what he wants and sends him to top notch schools and study in the same area.
Years have passed, boy x is now man x. Man x has been a congressman for almost 5 years, and a popular one at that. Man X is contacted by "white spider" who tells him that is it time for him to fulfill his destiny, and with "white spiders" funding, man X runs and successfully gets selected to be the next president of the USA.
Man X goes on to betray "white spider" and gets the CIA to, not only destroy his militia, but to liberate the part of Africa he has come from.
end of movie.
I guess a sequal would be something like... the boy who he through he had murdered as a young child, is some how not dead and outs him to the world.
>>63150341
this would make a awesomely terrble 50s sci-fi revival movi
>>63153887
>wearing that same NASA shirt in every photo
i swear to god america is being scammed
>>63183845
Metal Gear?
>>63184161
A WEAPON
>>63173213
First ~20 minutes is a slasher flick, the remaining 3 hours is a drama about them coping with PTSD and finding a way in the world again.
>Be at supermarket
>Hear conversation
>Man is talking to his young daughter
>"No, sorry, you can't eat that in the car or it'll melt all over the seat."
>Realise child is eating a chocolate bar
>Tell her, "he's just joking, of course you can eat it in the car"
>She smirks
>He's enraged
>Picks her up by the feet
>Smashes her head-first into the floor, repeatedly
>Bystanders screaming
>She's screaming
>I'm screaming
>Screaming, screaming, everywhere
>Snap back to reality
>Remember I'm the daughter
>Spend the next one hour and forty-five minutes sullenly picking up pieces of my skull from the supermarket aisle
>>63184161
A Hind D?
>>63168944
Fuck, I wish it was real
>>63173213
/a/ plsa way was found
>>63180818
>she's basically the ultimate waifu
true af
