>be 30 yrs old
>depression, whatever
>old friends from high school ask to hang out
>go over their house, literal pasta everywhere
>see Dark Knight Rises
>everyone is having a good time, getting into the movie
>inner /tv takes over, criticize every scene under my breath
>normies seem really happy, enjoying the movie
>"Anon, this movie is awesome right?!?!"
>nod reluctantly
>movie finishes, they wanna go to a diner to get food
>I tell them I have work in the morning (lie)
>go home, see 4U threads/comments everywhere on /tv
>want to kill myself harder
Any of you have normie experiences? Anyone else want off this ride?
Dumb bunnyposter
>scene comes up
>big guy 4 u part coming up
>me and another guy say it word for word
>every stares at us oddly
>we dont care, laugh
>start talking
>"haha yeah i love bane posting! i see it all the time!"
>"ah, so you visit /tv/ too eh? thats great!"
>"/tv/? whats that? I only browse /b/"
>>71267156
Did you kick that faggots ass?
>>71266705
It's a good movie and you should feel bad.
>>71267188
of course, im posting this from jail right now
>>71267301
Epic
lol im really fucked up right now i just wanna say everything about this thread is fucking perfect and in the ocean of shitposting i hope someone reads this in like a 100 years
>>71267156
i laughed uncontrollably to the entire intro and plane scene to the point I was asked to leave
>>71266705
isn't 30 years bit too old to watch childrens superhero movies?
I've been a NEET shut-in for the past 2 months... Socialization in general has become awkward for me.
>What do you do all day? Don't you get bored?
>H-h-haha, no, no, don't worry, I keep busy. Friends, family and travels and whatnot, h-h-h-haha...
>Must have a lot of free time for grills though, amirite?
>....
Isn't 30 too old to be posting on a movie Web zone for teens?
>>71267485
Been single for 4 years
Haven't touched a single female and I don't find it alarming
i'm slowly becoming a wizard
>>71267623
Reveal your secrets wizard.
>>71267661
Fapping
I fap twice a day and it's the fine line between killing myself and going out and getting laid.
>>71267727
Does vanilla porn do anything anymore?
Or do you need to go deeper and deeper to feel anything.
>>71267794
My ex (who Im not over) is Asian so I start there and branch into fetishes like lactating, humility, and severe bondage
>>71267623
Have you touched any males?
>>71267842
kek that blase manner of conveying the fap cycle
respect, ohana
>>71267156
EL JUSTO
>>71267156
Similar thing happened to me
>At a normie party
>watching tdkr
>plane scene
>quote the entire thing from start to finish in a enthusiasm
>people are looking at me weird the whole time
>by the end everybody's laughing and cheering me on
>stand up and grab one of the hot chicks
>"Nows not the time to panic, that comes later"
>make sound effects imitating the plane falling through us
>randomly kiss the chick
>she goes straight for my dick
>get a blowjob right on the spot
>told everybody I knew ever line of the movie but my voice was tired
Good night that was
This is the most autistic fucking thread I've seen in ages.
You faggots realize baneposting is ironic right? It's not public LOLdurr humor to be displayed like a fucking autist.
>>71269366
>>71269281
>tfw Baneposting will never get you a bj
>>71267485
>tfw only friend has a live in girlfriend
>it's been so long since ive talked to any women outside the drive through window or gas station clerks i lose my shit and act all weird when she's hanging out
>every time i hang out with them i risk them turning on me forever
>>71269366 (czeched)
do you feel in charge?
>literally havent spoken to another human being in over 3 months
Any movies for this feel?
>>71266705
>2015. Avengers is out and BvS trailer has arived
>normie friends are talking about Age of Ultron
>point out that Hank Pym created Ultron in the coimics
>"What? No Way Anon!"
>Mentions Ultron being a clown
>"But Anon, he's cooler that way."
>despite their pleb opinions the conversation was still fun
>Dc is brought up
>"I didn't like that teaser it did show enough"
>"Why are they even fighting?" Then continues to talk about Civil war
>"Every noticed how Dc is really bad at ideas I mean superMAN, batMan, wonderwoMAN, also Aquaman is shit"
>go home and hope Dc will convert the haters when BvS comes out
>It never did
>>71266705
>go to friends' house
>they are actually playing a drinking game
>no boardgames tonight
>they offer me beer
>i've never enjoyed alcohol since i was young, now I'm almost 25
>It taste like piss
>also have to take several shots
>They are all having legitimate fun
>semi-obscure rap remixs playing
>this has been my entire fucking life
>>71266705
>Watching TDKR at company party
>full of board members and high level people
>Plane scene comes on
>Throughout the whole scene I say every line word for word with perfect pacing
>Board members so impressed about my knowledge of kino they kick out the current president and put me in his place
This fucking sucks man, Whenever they ask me what my plans are I just talk about rising fires.
