Sum up your last /trv/ expedition in three green-text entries.
Ireland:
>Cold as fuck
>Paper paddies (Americans)
>People shooting up crack in Dublin broad daylight
Were the people there white at least?
>>966347
France
>extra extra bread
>Africans
>well maintained trees
>>966347
This post:
>It's plastic paddies, and not limited to yanks.
>How close were you to Joseph Plunkett Tower for crack?
>Where do you live that anything Ireland can throw at you is cold as fuck?
2/10 I responded
>>966383
Probably Australia. It's nice and warm here most of the time.
>>966347
Rome:
>nice architecture
>overpriced food
>saw the Pope give his Sunday sermon
Lebanon:
>good food and scenery
>alcohol, random pills and sex with american girls
>hezbollah vs sunni militia gunfights
NYC
>busiest place I've ever seen but the people flow seamlessly
>that diner advertising the best burgers in manhattan wasn't lying
>got lost inside central park
Istanbul
>snow and sea
>annoyingly aggressive and insincerely "friendly" salesmen
>really good food
>>966347
> L.A
> It was a shithole
I was 16, so maybe it's better now.
>>966347
French Alps:
>skiing
>skiing
>skiing
Greece:
>pistachios and olives just growing
>that one awesome taxi driver that i want to take back to nyc with me
>slippery as fuck sidewalks everywhere in Athens
>>966347
>>People shooting up crack in Dublin broad daylight
As someone who lives in Dublin, I have never once seen this. Did you stray to the barren wilderness that is the northside?
Cambodia
>good weed
>retarded nationalistic Australian cunts
>the word "man" in every sentence from the tuk tuk drivers
>>966522
I live in LA. Its not better.
>>966582
>i need to insert my racist opinions into everything even if that means i have to make up lies about where i've travelled
Krakow
>Cold as fuck
>Drunk strip club experience
>"No touching"
Dubai
>sand
>sand
>dusty sand
Dublin:
> Gingers
> Pubs
South Africa
>Awesome scenery, wildlife, and food
>Huge socioeconomic divide
>Unable to understand wtf is going on as a 'murikkan
Thailand/Cambodia
>I am merely a cash cow
>Underwear is overrated
>Old white dudes know the cheapest brothels
>>966654
>not grasping the national question as applied to the particular circumstances of the USA
India
> oh look, I'm here again
> freezing my ass off in the most ghetto apartment I've ever had the displeasure of living in
> take a vacation to Goa and Mumbai and have fun riding around on motorcycles and eating seafood
>>966347
Peru
> shit food
> aggressive touts
> beautiful sights
> criminals
>>966535
>plane crash by krautman
Oregon, Washington and Alaska:
>perfect weather for me (believe it or not)
>food in Alaska is worth the price
>Astoria is comfy as fuck
If I had money, I'd go back again.
>>967120
I'm going to Peru this summer, is it really as bad as this post makes it out to be?
Italy
>how did they build that there
>never want to go back to american coffee
>why do the teenagers dress so metrosexually
>>967143
I'm from Peru. I guess you are coming to Lima right?
>>967155
Yeah, visiting stuff like Machu Picchu, doing a 3 day little hike on the Inca trail. I'll be there for 3 weeks total.
>>967157
>>967155
>>967143
I was in Peru with my girlfriends family last June. Her family is in Lima and at first the culture shock was overpowering. I'm a Marine war veteran and an avid backpacker and I wet the bed my first night. Nobody found out and I couldn't tell if it was because of the damp weather or the what (it's never happened to me before). After some time in Lima i calmed down and took it easy, but it was hard trying to enjoy myself when every single person tells you to watch out for thieves. No solace until in the comfort of their home.
Machu Picchu is amazing, --MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A TICKET TO CLIMB **Huayna Picchu**-- it's extremely limited and you will regret not doing it.
Be careful in Cusco.
Make sure to see the town of Ica, south of Lima to try the Pisco and visit huacachina.
Drink the beer in lima and cusco. it's german and great. Drink Pisco sour's in lima and Ica.
Eat ceviche, aji de gallina, and lomo saltado.
Stay the fuck away from the Chicha unless you get it in the sacred valley. if you drink the chicha in cusco or lima, you will get sick. only drink bottled water. stay away from any milk drinks.
France (around Calais)
>drank expensive cider with my fingers smelling of pussy
>got stoned, looked at jellyfish for half an hour
>people disproving the "french are arrogant Brit haters" stereotype
Italy
>Trevi fountain closed for repairs in the middle of fucking August when they get the most tourists, seriously what is wrong with Italians?
>This looks like a nice classy cafe... what the fuck it's McDonalds?!
>Capitaline museum is closed for repairs in the middle of fucking August when they get the most tourists, seriously what is wrong with Italians?
(Still best trip ever though).
>>967161
>Be careful in Cusco.
Bullshit. Cusco is safe even far from the plaza, it is patrolled by hot policewomen with dual revolvers.
Lima is full of thieves and drug addicts, and if you are by the beach transvestites.
>>967127
It's not shit, it's "kaviar".
>>966347
Florida
> spiders and snakes and gators and bears and giant lion cats
> this is the Australia of the USA
> good Floribbean food tho
>>966347
>implying it's crack and not heroin
source: im a trinity university student who works at the needle exchange
California:
>Women
>Weed
>Weather
Got laid twice, smoked copious amounts of weed, and basked in the glory of the sun.
>>966347
New Zealand
>them shearers
>them mountains
>that moneyspending
>>967214
> spiders and snakes and gators and bears and giant lion cats
I lived in Florida a while and the spiders, at least, didn't seem way off from New England. That said, I didn't even get to see cool wildlife while stationed in Iraq, excepting mujj.
>>967230 Where at? I'm retired and considering living in San Diego for a while, but Santa Cruz is a strong competitor.
>>967290
Retired? What age? What profession?
>>966347
Cuba
>lame tourist resort
>forget to tip so everyone is mean
>Obama announces changes so everyone is hasppy
>>967387 Military medical retirement at age 24, now 28. inb4 veteran bashing I'm not some ideological supporter of the GWOT and I normally don't mention the Army unless it comes up in conversation. It's just another job, but hard to cover for a multi-year gap in employment.
>>967433
I was interested in going to Cuba but after reading several hours on the country it was hard to find the good things that woulf outweigh the bad.
Vietnam :
> ho hello
> were are you from ?
> buy something from me ?
>>967230
What more can I say?
Welcome to LA
Thailand
>where you go
>you like short time or long time
>where your lady
New York City
>Essentially a smelly version of London without the history and culture
>Homeless man takes shit on subway and wipes with bread
>10/10 food carts
Las Vegas
>hot and sandy as fuck
>sluts
>this must be what inspired Dubai
Edinburgh
>fucking gorgeous
>sound of bagpipes in the air
>why the fuck isn't the rest of the UK like this
>>966347
Vienna:
>Pristinely clean
>Excellent food
>A slight air of elitism
Helsinki
>weird people
>cold
Portland Oregon
> lots of beer and coffee
> friendly, hipsters
> drizzling rain
>>967187
I Went in December and all this still applied.
Agree with it still being fucking great though.
>>968189
That's exactly how I'd imagine Seattle to be greentexted.
Bangkok:
>Sweaty when air con off
>Not cheap
>Like Blade Runner but with more shopping malls
>>966347
Nagoya
>don't know in business meetings most of the time then flew back. ate some fantastic miso udon though in the basement of Nagoya station
>>966347
Bahrain
>F1
>Hot
>Hookers
debating if I want to go back for the F1 this year
Peru:
>Logistics go to hell, people get mad
>Split from friends for 2 weeks to get a breather
>Friends get robbed while I'm gone
>>968161
I want to go to Scotland so badly, I don´t even know why. Never been to the UK before, thinking about flying to Edinburgh first and then working my way down.
>Manitoba Canada.
>Pretty much North Dakota with more Trees.
>Tim Horton's.
>>968413
Sorry let me Redo that.
Manitoba Canada
>Cold
>Boring
>Tim Horton's.
I'm sorry to ask this here, but I don't feel it deserves it's own thread.
Could someone please tell me the approximate cost to fly from LAX to Vancouver? I don't live in the US and wouldn't know where to start looking.
On topic:
>>966347
Australia:
>hot as fuck
>very distasteful people
>boring
israel:
>very militarised
>expensive
>still won't ever forget jerusalem or tlv
flights.google.com, just punch in your dates/destinations
