HG thread
Drawing edition
if first everyone has to snap their pencil and stop drawing
>>880088
Something so disgusting and vile, like take you to a nice dinner, and pay for our meals. That way I can tease on how measly of a man you are~
>>880092
Well thank you Maria.
>>880095
>9 minutes later
>>880095
Overruled by the dub quad
>>880095
Overruled by the OP.
>>880099
>mfw
>>880092
"I'll buy you something pretty"
>>880097
I... Don't know how to feel about this... But I feel like my dick probably just got smaller.
>>880097
I've no idea how to engage you in a longer conservation than the ones we've had previously and it fascinates me to no end.
>>880099
Digits confirm
>>880099
>tripdubs
>>880097
Also, why is Lala without a head so boring to watch?
>>880105
>I'm watching and typing what he's saying, I'll post it in a bit.
>>880099
>Those Triple Dubs
>>880099
>>880109
>>880104
Well lookie there, I made a fun.
If I have dubs you don't host
>>880118
>slowest part of the day
/ck/ would have a higher chance of rolling dubs.
>>880097
That would only turn Izaya on.
>>880105
>Kirito absolutely hates eberyone and everything, whih is what makes this amazing.
you know something, I really hate people.
They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks with basically no redeeming qualities what so ever!
I mean really, look at all they've achieved; Genocide, Global Warming, Reality TV, and just a never ending parade of failures and fuck up's
They are without question, a complete right off of a species and how dare you make me care about theeeeem!
>Maria Naruse
>>880105
I tend to have that effect at times. All in fun though.
>>880107
I'm complicated, simple as that.
>>880113
It's boring until you find something to do with her head or body.
rubba dub dubs
>>880124
I am well aware.
>>880121
6/8 ain't bad.
>>880125
>Reality TV.
Yeah I can agree...
>>880126
That doesn't mean I'm not okay with it.
These are dead hours, right? Where are all the zombie girls?
>>880129
He also has PE
>>880126
Well I'd like to get to know you better. You're one of the more prolific lurkers/posters I've seen in my limited time
>>880126
I had her head in a bag and was watching the body, wish I had some rope at the time.
>>880131
>It also talks about the best fuck up in the series, the bridge where Kirito stood and took a beating from all those people, the guy with an axe and green charge on his weapon, was duel weilding, yeah you know that skill only one person can ever have.
>>880132
I want to eat Pizza with Pan as we watch Zone Hentai
>>880138
Yeah I'm up to the part where the Mexican fucking dies.
>>880137
>>880138
It's too late for me to do that sorry.
>>880138
Well Maria. Time to host
>>880143
Zone is old news, it's all about Any Malu now.
>>880145
:'(
>>880144
What show? I'm broadening my horizons.
>>880131
Denying a girl her fun? But I thought you liked this little spider Izaya~
>>880136
I only come out when spoken to and I usually leave whenever I choose to. There's not much to know about me.
>>880138
Looks like you have to host.
>>880135
is that so? Thank you for the information anon~
>>880144
>Nice, give it a bit to hear the speech.
>>880146
>Shut it squeaky bell.
>>880149
Sao abridged.
>>880147
I still want to eat a pizza with you.
>>880147
How about we set things on fire?
Guys, I just cut my dick on a tuna jar. It's bleeding really bad now. What do I do?
>>880148
(▰︶︹︺▰)
First request
Proportions are off i know, but fuck it, aint nobody got time fo that
Gotta find a new pencil. Had to find my phone's data coard.
>>880150
Well that's not very complicated at all. I have this feeling you're being defensive.
Unfortunately, this may be a poor time for a talk. I have a two hour ride to the airport staring me down in less than 15 minutes.
>>880158
I guess it was boneless tuna
>>880150
I mean... I'm really not into this. No more... I can't take it.
>>880155
Thanks man. Here's some possible fap material in exchange.
>>880162
>>880162
Jesus fucking christ Lenny.
What was the next one?
Izaya pullin a duck from his pantsu?
>>880162
Matt Groening himself is Lenny confirmed.
>>880156
Likewise, pal.
>>880157
I'm into it. Wanna go burn down the mall or the Nickelodeon animation studio, because God knows they're not using it.
>>880158
Finish the tuna, duh.
>>880162
>>880160
Thanks Pac!
Anyone got the picture of Kamina he drew that he said was crap?
>>880168
I think it was someone with fire before me
>>880168
You lobbing me an opp from heaven is a request you can add to the end of your queue
>>880170
I'll burn about anything, so yes I would love that.
Haha! I lied, I will be hosting.
First 24.
Please state gender if not obvious.
RP is optional but not required.
I do it all manually, so apologies if I am slow.
Enjoy the game, you da best.
>>880178
Rachnera
>>880153
ONLY WHEN EQUESTRIA IS IN ASHES
WILL YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CALL ME SQUEAKY BELL
>>880178
Hotler
>>880178
Best Leader
>>880178
Maria and Harusame
>>880178
Izaya Orihara
>>880178
Danua
>>880177
Willow, you and real me would get along fabulously. I fucking adore fire.
>>880178
Ririchiyo
>>880173
I'll make ya a better one when i get home. Dont like this one.
Ya mean this one?
>>880178
Lenny
>>880178
Thug Life
Female
>>880178
Spy
>>880178
Ballsdeep69
>>880178
Vampy
>>880178
Ded body
>>880178
Andrew Wiggins
>>880178
Willow
>>880178
Sleepy Wilson
>>880177
Sorry, wait, I'm gonna have to put a rain check on that. Someone just sent out an Ãœber request and I have to pick them up in my space taxi. See you whenever.
Sayaka Spawn
>>880178
Komachi
>>880178
Suzuya
>>880178
Shukaku.
>>880178
Hajime Hinata
>>880178
Eggman-kun
>>880178
Nepgear
>>880178
BANANAHEAD
>>880178
Mami
>>880187
Fire is the most prettiest thing my friend. It's nice to see eye to eye.
>to be real with you I nearly went to jail for arson once.
>>880180
We'll see how much I can talk during the ride, alright? You've got me..... Well fuck I guess ensnared in a metaphorical web.
>>880189
Fuck I miss Lewis.
>>880213
>tfw 25th
Maybe suicide isn't so bad.
>>880215
>I spend hours doing nothing but play with fire
>surprised I'm not more into arson like stuff
>>880220
I can give my spot.
>>880222
You don't have to for a filler like me.
>>880220
>26th actually
Roster check
>>880163
Take me to prom Izaya~
>>880178
Hitler
>>880210
I really, really, really like this image.
>>880220
See that's what l was thinking
But just about life in general
>>880213
>>880220
That's a band, right?
>>880232
Yes.
>>880226
Give
>>880213
My spot, please.
>>880227
I'm not going to prom rachnera~
>>880232
No it's Keanu Reeves
>>880234
Again, you didn't have to but thanks.
>>880226
Och. ...What a hangover. *Ahem* I'll be rootin' for the both of ya, Willow an' Wilson. Show 'em what's what, eh?
>>880236
That-that's Neo...
You fuck
>>880238
You can have my spot if you want there Woody
>>880237
Apparently I was 25th. I miscounted. Sorry...
>>880243
I appreciate the offer, but I ain't exactly in the best frame o' mind at the moment. You're better off than I am, eh?
>>880238
Oh you know what I will show them.
>>880235
Spider-chan isn't giving you a choice.
>>880242
Done.
Will start soon if no more complaints.
>>880248
All work and no play makes me want to chop some trees.
>>880248
I have been up a majority of the night making sure Willow doesn't burn shit.... Well.. Any more than usual.. I would say I am less in the frame of mind.
>>880246
It's good, I would have done that too.
>>880227
Alright, I have two hours of ride time. Would you rather ask me questions, or should I lead?
>>880249
... Is it fire? I think it's fire.
>>880254
Quit naggin' me, Lucy. You're startin' to sound like my wife, eh? ... Och, wait. You are my wife.
>>880255
You sound like a man who could use a good ol' green mushroom.
>>880226
And so we begin with the Bloodbath.
Ge-ge gets first blood.
Izaya, you going to jail for that son.
Me and Hime are too strong for a loli Vampire.
And everything else is bland.
>>880260
Yes it is. It's fire the most pretty thing.
>>880262
Off I go.
>>880262
Oh good god Maria.
Do you need a hug or something?
>>880262
Whoops.
>>880251
But anon, I'm really not interested in prom.
I've already turned down like two others so turning them down because I'm not interested and then showing up would be a dick move
>>880267
Isn't that your specialty?
If dubs I cum in a shotglass and drink my own cum
>>880235
Neither am I honestly, I was simply joking. Noone wants a spider anyway. I still expect that dinner you promised.
>>880262
And so the first day has begun for our tributes.
Nobody likes the thug.
Swiggity swooty, Ge-Ge wants the booty.
Well an Arachnid and the dark god get married, congrats.
Hoshi molested some people, and we had a decent day.
>>880264
He killed you, he going to jail for that.
>>880262
Get dunked.
>>880268
Kinda, but I'm just really not interested in the prom. The whole idea of its kinda overdone.
>>880264
Wait, I misinterpreted the narration, false alarm.
I dead though
>>880271
What're you talking about? You've got plenty of fans. I'm sure you could find someone.
>>880272
Go away Izuru...
I wish that __________ will never return to these HG threads
>>880267
P-Please Izaya-sama? I-I don't have anyone...
>>880271
I like spiders.
>>880273
Yeahhh it kinda ran it's course and lost it's touch when it couldn't be rigged anymore. But hey, let's have one unrigged prom and then we can end it yeah?
>>880271
I'm sorry if I upset you about it.
I just really don't want to go to the prom event.
And the dinners fine. If you want we can go for it after this game. Then I'm going to sleep.
>>880272
It may be dull and a boring thing, but it gets the job done.
>>880278
Kawaii Bacon. Fuck that guy
>>880278
you
>>880278
Izaya
>>880279
You can go with velvet.
>>880281
Ehh, you guys can have it.
I'll be the weird kid in the corner drinking.
>>880272
And here is the first batch of fallen tributes, F.
>>880272
Apparently I'm married now.
>>880282
It was a joke Izaya, I'm not going to prom. Social gatherings aren't my thing. And that sounds nice.
>>880280
I see.
>>880276
You mean you?
>>880284
Agreed
He is as cancerous as Sophisto
>>880286
You are implying I am not just that as well. My only decent ship ended long ago.
>>880286
B-but...
>>880287
And so the first night has fallen upon our tribute, how do you fare?
A dead body can stop people from getting it's ass...
Rachnera, you really are getting around huh.
Spy is molested.
>>880278
sir carrot
>>880295
I apologize if I do not meet your expectations.
>Sir Carrot
>>880286
Just show up an' bomb the place like the Avatars of Allah from Hard Time, eh?
>>880295
I-I apologize for not meeting your expectations...
>>880294
Where's the fires in this place?
>>880278
Shitposting
>>880287
>Leave for a bit
>Disappointed that I can't see how my trib is performing, or comment on the slides
>Come back
>Trib was dead in the BB anyway
It's a bittersweet kind of feel.
>>880289
What? No, I'm already going with someone... I mean the people who call you 'Spider-chan'.
>>880294
One good thing about Izuru is that I can use my hair as a blanket...
Where the hell is cripple Rin?
>>880304
In our hearts.
>>880289
I'm just making sure.
Being a dick to people for the sake of being a dick doesn't sit right with me.
I'll be a dick to people in fun but not in a serious matter.
>>880293
B-But what?
>>880292
What was your ship?
Did Seth and I crush it?
>>880298
While that sounds like a fun idea.
I'll let them have their fun.
>>880304
On my dick
>bite into an all-butter pain au chocolat
>it's all butter
JUST
>>880304
She's out back, playin' with Duck.
>>880308
No it crushed itself senpai
>>880289
Yeah. I used to be afraid of them. Then, one summer up at the cabin, we installed these solar night lights on our fishing dock. Up in the north woods, there are a lot of bugs, and they love light at night. This attracted the spider horde. Dozens of large spiders made our dock their home. They would build new webs every night, lacing the entire perimeter of the dock with their traps. I would watch them up close, getting to see them build their webs and eat their prey with my own eyes. I still respect their deadly potential if I'm in a non-Minnesota area, but we coexist peacefully now.
>>880308
Does she not accompany you everywhere? So if you aren't going is she?
>>880317
You forgot to say "mah buddy Keith".
>>880294
Welp, day two is here.
Izaya couldn't erp hard enough.
Hoshi molests again.
>>880302
>Gives you a hug
It's okay.
>>880304
I miss all cripple girls
>>880320
>seriously though, that happened. They still do it every night during the summer
>>880321
Is it 'Sexually Assault Hajime' day?!
>>880323
>>880326
That's every day
>>880321
I hope that made a fire atleast.
>>880314
>Unzips duck
>>880315
Well that's a shame.
I feel sorry for you anon.
>>880319
I suppose you have an point... Didn't think that one though did I?
>>880321
>Does a kick flip
>Lands on his face
>>880323
Emi's still here, at least.
>>880325
The explanation is that you're a sissy. Real men don't feel, kiddo.
>>880321
Fallen group two, F.
>>880330
>>880332
Is Cucumber Quest any good, aside from the god-tier art style?
>>880325
Whatever do you mean?
>>880328
P-Please leave me alone...
>>880335
After reading it, I'd recommend it to anyone. It's received the Ultron Seal of Approval. My one complaint is the obviously lack of Cabbage.
>>880334
Quack quack.
>>880333
Night two.
Nothing interesting happens, since NOBODY DIES!
>>880335
>tfw boycotting it because the artist quit their other work for it
Well much as I like staving off sleep and looking for more pictures. I believe it is time to give in.
>>880341
Wilson, scavenging from a dead body and leaving the ltems you don't want is not "trading"
>>880341
-so that's how I met Nagito and the others. It was interesting, to say the least...
>>880335
its a comfy read
>>880323
>I have a Lilly folder
>>880338
>>880348
Nice. I'll give it a go.
>>880343
Wasn't their other work just those little Persona and Metal Gear comics?
>>880345
Night Wilson
>>880345
Sleep well, eh? Nothin' to worry 'bout, lil' buddy. Willow an' I'll keep watch.
>>880350
Yeah, and they were great. All the power to them, but it's just a little disappointing
>>880352
Mirin that high fiber diet
>>880349
>Don't play with my heart like this.
>>880345
Night Wilson, may you dream about fire or science.
>>880341
Day three.
People fight
A marriage
And Izaya taking money from people.
Fucking kill each other already!
>>880351
Night man of many sports
>>880352
Thanks Woody. It's a full time job
>>880355
A man after my own heart, eh? Well, thank ya kindly. Would ya like a slice? There's nothin' like a fresh log in the mornin' to start the day.
>>880357
Yeah sure both.
>>880358
I don't know how comfortable I am with this...
>>880354
I can see where they're coming from. Becoming known and loved from a parody series of all things has to be insanely degrading.
Hopefully CC has at least a shred of that humor mixed into it.
>>880356
>I've had a folder for ages, just never really brought her out
Should I try lucid dreaming again tonight considering I found out I can naturally do it?
Should I let the dream create itself or try and make it into something in an entirety?
>>880358
Hajime getting a rub down.
>>880358
Here. Buy yourself some talent.
>>880360
Oh I'm not on that level yet sir. Peanut shells for now.
>>880358
Fallen three, one death.
>>880368
>Kek
>>880368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOGSqC7xds8
>>880368
Ayy thanks mate.
Maybe I'll buy a knife and make more money.
>>880365
Let the dream form on its own. I find it much more fascinating to see what our brains do without conscious direction.
>>880369
Nothin' to worry 'bout, friend. You'll get there someday, eh? Gotta cross the border before you can get to Canada.
Izaya, you better like this shit nigga, cause this shit was hard to draw in a short time between work.
>>880370
What happens when a dead body is killed? Does it come back to life?
>>880376
Why the fuck is it side ways?
>>880371
We posting French music?
https://youtu.be/g6R770P9wl0
>>880376
Jesus Christ, Izaya could bench me.
>>880370
Night three.
Get fucked Kl... BallsD
Danua, get that checked.
Komachi a killer.
Hah, good luck Vampy.
Gege kills a god.
Good job Rachnee-sama.
Spy, I feel for ya man.
>>880377
Nah, it turns into Izaya's heart.
>>880364
Don't make the robot cry.
>>880376
I love it. And don't worry about the sideways part. I can fix it.
Thanks man.
>Hugs him. In a not gay way
>>880376
HERE YOU GO BAKA
>>880382
>Steals maria's banana
>>880375
I'm from Canada, though I understand the saying.
>>880382
That is like, what, the second time? Jesus Christ.
*Wakes up*
*Stretches and Yawns*
*Waves a hello to everyone*
....!
>>880382
Th-This is my way of getting back at all the other people for doing it to me!
>>880390
You'd think someone with an invis watch could avoid that sort of thing.
>>880382
Day four.
>>880388
MY BANANA! I THINK I MIGHT DIE WITHOUT IT!
Best leader a best help.
Hajime you fucking creep.
>>880392
Hello~
>>880384
>I could always bring her out, I just need to go over the source again.
>>880386
thanks, ma nigga, but i know how to fix it. Just didnt know why it uploaded sideways
See?
>>880393
Made it brighter too
>>880392
Huh... It's full of lightning and it's blue, such a dull creature.
>>880398
I didn't realize you were am artist at more than rap.
>>880392
>
>>880396
I don't like...my home.
>>880392
La la la.
>>880396
>Kek
Okay okay! Relax!
>Gives you a fresh banana instead
>>880385
No prob man, god damn yo face is hard to draw man...
Why the fuck does the OP say drawing edition?
>>880389
You're a Canuck? Well, slap me over the head and call me a Molson muscle! You just keep gettin' better an' better.
>>880400
Heh, niggas dont know alot about me
>>880396
Fallen four.
>>880403
Yay my banana!
>>880392
Fuck off you piece of shit.
>>880402
What the fuck is that?
>>880396
...I have no justification for this.
>Continues taking photos
>>880396
I don't wanna go film your porno or whatever it is...
>>880404
Sorry about that. But It's all good man. Thanks for putting in the time and effort.
>>880406
We were drawing.
>>880406
Cause it was dead hours and niggas decided to draw shit
>>880397
Best cripple girl.
