ITT: Favorite Ghost quotes.
"Get this fuckin' mic out of my fa- -cans.wav- GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwyNjcvVoI
'are you bipolar dude?
'bipolor? I'm not bipolar I'm a capitalist!'
>>74795
>it should be legal to shoot NIGGERS from helicopters!
>>74795
we had a good thread yesterday
does anyone else here think he's really coming back?
"If L Ron Hubbard was in front of me I'd shove a tomato up his ass and roll him down the street!"
Ahh, jesus man.. p-Penis wine?!? I- WHAT?! PENIS WINE? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PISS! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PISS FOR- AH JESUS
Fuck you texas
im going to extend my hand with a glove on it a rubber glove on it that probes 10 year old boy ass
Angry Racist Jewish Hambone
Angry Racist Jewish Hambone
Angry Racist Jewish Hambone
Jewish and a Racist, Hambone power!
He really is some kind of grand dragon.
A hambone and a racist and he's green.
When the evil trolls attack
He gives those cans a mighty smack! *CANS.WAV*
Angry Racist Jewish Hambone
Angry Racist Jewish Hambone
SPERMY THE FREAKIN' CAT, FOLKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KwwPIYKoWI
I AM A MELTING POT OF ACCEPTANCE
"I just look at a mans hairy ass and say 'I want me some of that. I'm not going home until I get me some of that'"
And I hate to keep beating my grandmother here but
>WHAM WHAM WHAM
>AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH, STAAAAAAAAPPPP
>WHAM WHAM WHAM
SHUT YOUR STUPID STINKY SMELLY SALMON HOLE!
HAHAHAHAH, WOO!
>Yeah you know what? TEXAS SUCK THE CHROME OF A '57 CHEVY BUMPER!
TAKE ABOUT 10 STEPS AWAY FROM MY FREAKIN BUTTCRACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
We 2011 now
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
I AM A JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW
Also any time he just yells indiscriminately
I'm gonna have-- MY MAN, HERMAN SUGAR CAIN -- do the black guy handshake on my half inch penis
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
https://youtu.be/J---aiyznGQ
If you're fruity and you know it shove it up your ass
if you're fruity and you know it and you really wanna show it
if you're fruity and you know it become a brony
I pray that the update was actually from Ghost and not a hacker.
Coming back for Fruitbowl Wednesday??
Someone please post link to PENIX 2.0
I missed it
>>88808
I thought that was just a joke. Also if you meant the videos where he talks about it, you can just look up penix 2.0 to find it.
ENGINEER WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YER DOIN'!?
REGAHHHGAH AAHHH!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYDIc7jzrz0
>Asho is now 18
where did the time go
>THIS IS THE DEATH OF CAPITALISM
One of his biggest "snaps"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr4erBxQ-Og
http://youtu.be/Gzd1ViQXBeA
Karaskun is a bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYQaLCMaxdo
>>89110
that has to be the laziest parody i've ever seen
I want my shrimp back!
So who was Ghost?
>>90767
the badass of business
>>74795
>Yes! Yes! Yes! I freaking love OU
>>90767
A milky linking piece of nipple clamp loving butt plug up the ass having hot dog tickling his ass having chicken eating corn boy crap.
>>90767
The prognosticator of prognosticators.
>ctrl + f tub guy
>no results
Oh my.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSpZGRn0KM
>>90767
Our host.
>>91381
Is he a god damn racist?
>>91401
He's a goddamn piece of crap.
>>91381
The man they call Ghost?
>>91681
He's a fat, fruity bastard.
>>91749
He's a nice guy.
Give me capitalism or give me death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjH5oUvfs74
>This is Celtic's final video, officially.
>God Bless the True Capitalist Radio Show.
guys?
>>95457
>Tfw you were one of the calls in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2msR5g817Y
>Tfw you were immortalized in a part of meme history for 3 seconds
>>95457
>>96582
what caller were you?
>>95457
this isn't a trick right? he isn't behind this is he?
>>101577
Of course he is. He's still obsessed with Ghost to this day.
I love this man and miss him so much.
>>101693
Holy shit that's sad
>>102795
seriously, I miss him too but this is the first time I really came back to watch the broadcast again in years.
>>74795
TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS
UH OH POO POO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjivZxe_I3M
Who would go through the trouble of hacking into Ghost's blogtalkradio account in 2015 to say he's returning? still trying to be optimistic that he'll be returning.
>>107050
Celtic
GHOST FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO IS A HAMMMMBOOOOOOOOONE
HAM-BONE-BONE-BONE-BONE
HAMMMBOOONE BONE-BONE-BONE
>>76123
Kek
>>76016
this actually might be my favorite Ghost quote. just how specific it is just cracks me up
What was up with the whole TrixieFixie/French doors thing? I never understood that.
>>108716
You just had to of been there man
(actually I'm curious of that too. what the fuck was with the french doors)
If Ghost actually does come back for a show. I wanna call him up and say
"C'mon Ghost, I'm still waiting on that Pokemon battle"
would be pretty kek
This thread make me nostalgia p hard. Where on the intarbutts can you enjoy the old shows these days?
>>108940
The wiki has links to his archive or you could watch the whole of DarkRazorZ's channel like I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iqUPELbmOs&list=UUMODO7YP0dloJzzybqcJ-Dw&index=26
>>108894
>He probably saw that vid DarkRazorz put up recently and decided to troll people again
aw dude don't say that. fuck that is really probable. Celtic is scum though, why would anyone take TCR that seriously?
>>108986
Thanks brah
>called a racist, shapeshifting Jew
>"I'M NOT A JEW!"
Ghost is a man with his priorities in order
True lulz. TCR is classic comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-i1TiM1ZCs
AWW SHIT SON
>>110066
I'll scope this when I get off work
>>110066
what a sad attempt at impersonating ghost
>4 years I've been on this internet! 4 years! And there's gonna be many, many more years, for Christ's sake, because you wanna know something? I can't die! I CAN'T DIE, for Christ's sake, man! I got this piss and fury that's pumping through my heart! AND I CAN'T DIE!
-Ghost, Jan 2012
>>110066
He doesn't sound like him but he speaks like him
>>111096
Yeah but this HAS to be him. notice the high quality intro
>>110066
Did he have a stroke or something?
>>111172
No not stroke. He's defeated, semi broken. He knows the country he believed in is dead. And may get that political parties are a scam.
This is him when he's had 3 years without stress. A few weeks of being pissed off and he'll be back to raging.
>>110066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU5NptER9e8
part 2
Shall we try something new, the brony shit is old and might make him want to quit again same for the fuck you texas song he doesn't even react to it anymore.
>>112482
Holy shit, he's fucking coming back
>>112760
Touhou
>>112760
Your implying that the old brony trolls who did all of that are even still in the fandom.
>>110066
I can't believe it. He's fucking coming back!
>>110066
THE MESSIAH HAS RETUNRED TIME TO BREAK OUT THE CLOSET GAY CLINTON STAFFER
Shit I gotta start making some splices again in the future
>>112760
We call him with this instead of fuck you texas
https://youtu.be/g__8S6wf4jU
>>113093
You have shit taste, anon. Please never call in to the show.
>>113131
this
>>112760
https://youtu.be/rsyowiCLehQ
Classic
>>112787
We already called him with touhou stuff and he reacted with "foot fetish freaks"
http://youtu.be/SX0PjmzF56k
Play this song
>>113200
Clearly it needs to be explained to him that Touhou is about armpit fetishes, not feet.
He sure seems to love obama. Obama did nothing wrong.
>>113213
Can someone make a account as
GhostToeHou
GhostArmPhitiller
Le twitter names i might use:
>eyemGoSlur
>Isaac Mike Hawk
>Dicksauce
>>111096
He's always had a shitty mic. This obe just happens to capture is actual voice a bit better.
AWWW SHIT NIGGA
Broadcast tonight?
>>113476
>Want a True Capitalist Radio Show Christmas Eve and New Years Eve (The Ghosties), then SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE!
>>113476
He said he's gonna do one on Christmas. So yeah we gotta wait at least a month.
Also Darkrazorz said that while he will do videos again, its not going to be at the same frequency
>>113645
I proably won't make any splices until the show begins again. Wanna get fresh new content.
I'm thinking any making him say pro Bernie Sanders shit will really make him go off
I have a clip of him singing fuck you texas (not a splice or a remix)
*peeing sound*
*tolot flush*
*bhost laught*
Wtf did you add my laugh at the end for
>ToungeTickleGhostAnus
Calling it, someone is going to call up as Bane
>>74808
When does he come back? If he hasn't already? I wanna cry from laughter
>all the trump posting
>all the sanders posting
>all everything else
please
>>110066
I WANT TO BELIEVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZjcSA9luic
I wish I knew about this shit earlier. This guy is the best lolcow I never knew about.
>>115157
The threads back in the day were god-tier.
"If we looked at the future of Tommy Pickles he'd be servicing gloryholes RIGHT NOW!"
>>115441
Tri$ha Pickles
Brump
>dat high quality engineer
this is everything I could of wish it would be...
GODDAMN PIECE OF CRAP
>>110066
IS THIS REAL
>>118986
whoa that was kinda eerie. I was listening to that song and it updated right when that part came up.
>>119019
i was too
>>110066
He sounds a lot older. Or fake
>>74795
guize? GUYS!
>>>/pol/55546088
is that how it works? its been awhile
>>120181
Does anyone know how to splice his words?
>>120562
Why would you splice tubguy? It's tubguy
>>109019
desperateness for attention
>>110777
listen to this or any other recording of Ghost with non-shitty mic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=802nwecrMbA
>>121263
I would so gift Ghost games on Steam. I wanna invade Ghost in Dark Souls so bad.
That feel when I called this shit in the other thread four or five days ago
Ghost was listening to old broadcasts at the same time as me probably brushing up on what he was talking about in these two videos
longest week ever but it finally paid off. time to make a welcome back video. This gonna be a super hype christmas.
>>74795
THIS GUY AGAIN?!?
THIS GUY AGAIN AHWHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHG
I tell ya what, let's sing something, how about that? Let's all sing this. We're gonna do this for the rest of the show.
NYANANANANANAYANAYANAYANAYANAYYANANA... NANANAYANAYANAAYNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE7V9RjPdX4
Do you think we should be more serious with him this time around? While I do think we're gonna see the return of good trolls and good splices, I can see more serious stuff happen now
>>125721
I dunno about everyone going top retard on christmas honestly. It might deter him from doing more shows. On the other hand, he may have strengthened his anti-troll resolve... hard to say mane
>>125721
I know I won't be trolling at least. I appreaciate Ghost's commentary, I find the troll calls funny too, but this time around I'm gonna be completely earnest when I call since it has been such a long time. Though I do wanna hear a fuck you texas, I'll fucking die if that's the first caller t b h
>>125810
Tee bee aitch, not desu.
some drawfags should get some welcome back drawings of Ghost.
You're a mean one mr ghost
your heart is an empty asshole
>>126092
*dildoed asshole
Maximum fruit trigger
>>126092
MR WHAT
>>126156
Ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL58_WhkRYg
underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YmKL0VOLg
>>126609
This guy makes the best remixes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOnkcesDGN4
bump for our host
Who's going to be the next Xarahox?
>>129723
definitely not me, I'm not good at musical instruments.
>>74795
HAYOUKEN russian hammmboooone
I'M A COMMUNIST MYEEEH
MYEEH-MYEEH-MyEEH-MYEHHH
WE'RE ALL POLITICALLY CORRECT! uhhh worshiping monarchies
>yfw it's not actually ghost
>yfw celtic brony spent the last 3 years developing the most flawless splice known to man
What kind of disgusting, despicable Twitter name would you make after tonight's events?
>>134500
AnIsisChristmas for maximum edge
I hate twitter tho
POST YFW GHOST IS CONFIRMED TO COME BACK BABY
So many old names are back now.
>>137569
Welcome back.
Christmas seems to be on time this year
Someone go through his stuff and splice him to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhjk5x54bsE
i can't stop fucking smiling guys
ghost is back for real this time
merry fucking christmas faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFz7fV_zt0
>>136409
>>134500
EaglesofDeath
FranceinFuego
SoccerBoomBoom
IS_Isallah
>>140531
though I don't think anything will beat Sandusky_shower_attendant
Anyone making youtube videos, any kind of art or anything to show for Ghost?
>>140835
I thought about making a remix, but there just doesn't seem to be enough new material right now.
I feel kinda bad if I went to his show and started trolling again like it's 2011, at this point he has made such an impact to my humor and personality, I just have to give him kudos, and I hope if I play 'Fuck you Texas' he'll realize that it's in good fun in one way or another.
>>134500
FrenchFriesForISIS
>>141600
oh shit
>>138902
>>141743
Ghost can't be taken down that easy by a bunch of bulldykes. Ghost will survive.
>>141600
>>138902
Mystery skulls belongs in da/tumblr
Ur host with the most is back lel
Srs ghost question
Ask him how much money you should have saved up to get a house, since he's beating on FHA
Fresh out of the Auschwitz oven...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGfGFRUTT68
>>145950
top kek
>>145950
ebin as always
i also have a channel for remixes
>>146075
i made a something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDrZ8LHSRe4&feature=youtu.be
>>146441
Song name?
>>146678
Read desc you fruity bastard
What's the best way for me to troll him? I want to call him and imply that he likes cock. It seems tired and true.
>>146441
just like the good 'ol days. nicely done.
>"THEY ALREADY MAKING REMIXES AGAIN I MEAN GOD- cans.wav"
"Transtesticles in the tub listening to True Capitalist Radio on the next freakin' Geraldo!"
bump
thread must live until its last bump limit
Does anyone actually want the TCR Army back? I feel as though if it comes back it'll lead to the same problems that led to him leaving the show 3 years ago
>>74861
I don't remember this one. sauce?
[gay caller comes in]
"WHAT IS THIS? TWINKLE TOES RADIO?!"
I'm glad there are enough people around that remember the glory days. You guys are ok.
>>141905
>mfw /tumblr/ attacks ghost
>mfw ghost's former tormentors rush to his defense
>mfw we become the capitalist army without realizing
>mfw this was all part of his keikaku
>>153295
This literally would be exactly what would happen 100%
>>153295
I can just imagine the twitter folks getting triggered so hard by the term 'transtesticle'
>>90767
an elegant and poignant lizard.
>IM officially endorsing Herman 'Sugar' Caine!
>Play the music engineer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>ENGINEER WHAT THE HELL?
cans.wav
>>153536
I'm too drunk for this shit right now
Ghostie you ram up my ass like nobody else,
the way you cum inside me makes me overwhelmed,
it doesn't matter if you come in wet or dry,
I want your big cock inside my asshole tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mtHalU_Wg
AWW HE HUNG UP AWWW AWWWWWWW
"If you weren't here, you'd be in a boys bathroom sniffing underpants. you know it and I know it!"
>Noteparty has a full deep voice originally
>later on his voice starts cracking
>weeks later has a completely high pitch voice
I love how some of the callers have their own story arcs
>>158039
He was using a voice modifier. Before he made Trisha he was a really shitty troll. Guess he realized he could make more lulz if he pretended to be a transtestical
>>90767
a melting pot of friendship!
So when will he return? Is it just a matter of time now?
>>160383
XMAS
M
A
S
>>160449
Can't wait to wish him a happy Hanukah
"You sound like you are talking from the inside of an ass!"
>>160519
all aboard the butthole express
What went wrong with TCR:
>Celtic hacking Ghost's twitter account((which may have been an inside job between Celtic and Ghost we will never know)) split the fandom into two
>Ghost brought back the PalTalk room, which quickly became infested with people sucking his dick constantly
>Anyone who went against Ghost in that chat room ended up getting doxxed
>Apparently members of the BWC and the GNAA were in the room, thus explaining how they were easily able to dox people
>The rage started to become more noticeably fake overtime
>Little kids, possibly from Reddit or 9Gag started to invade the show
All in all it was a mix of Ghost going overboard and his personal army going after innocent people. I really hope Ghost learned his lesson from that and won't do that shit anymore. Really though, that PalTalk room was really the main reason why he left the show and why it became so shit in the last month before he ended it.
While I do want to see trolling back, I want to see more serious topics as well
>>163813
fucking super fans killed ghost by being fags lol the irony
>>151185
they just need to stop with the doxxing crap and just have a good time. like MST3k says "It's just a show, so you probably should just relax"
Hambone
>>163904
Its true though sadly. That paltalk room fucked so many things up, biggest mistake Ghost ever made. Only real good moment from that room was NYsemenshoes, now that was fucking hilarious. But then again I hated "inside jokes" like that, it really ruined the show for a lot of fans, specially those who listened from 4chan
>>163911
The doxxing went way too far at times. The doxxed Asho, they doxxed Rina Chan, they doxxed Ibanezo, and I think they doxxed Xarahox as well. Others got doxxed as well I think. The room was poison
>>163813
>Anyone who went against Ghost in that chat room ended up getting doxxed
Does that mean that we can't go on the BTR chatroom anymore?
>>164448
The chatroom got shutdown like a few weeks after Ghost left
any predictions for season 2 of TCR? I think it's gonna be funny, I hope Ghost's health isn't too bad. that new updated video made me a little worried.
>>165719
Season 2 sucked
I want mah shrimp back!!!
>>165865
WE GOT THESE ASIAN TIGER SHRIMP THEY'RE EATIN OUR SHRIMP I WANT MY SHRIMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4gIpQb-rmA
top kek
>>136409
what ever happened to tzeki anyway?
>>168864
what are your guy's thoughts on Celtic new video?
in a way I kinda agree in the way that I don't see myself doing a trolling call since he left.
>>110066
Oh shit.... Hes back!
Gotta figure out some new material...
>>169334
Celtic has been obsessed with Ghost since the day he left. But he is right though, I'd rather see more serious callers this time around and less trolling. Specially considering he admitted he faked all his rage, it just won't have the same effect
>>169312
The last time Tzeki called was during Ghost's four year anniversary of doing his shows. I think he just got bored of it and wanted to move on. Same with the buttstalker, Trisha, and abortedfetus
yeah, I still have no fucking idea who this guy is
is he just some random guy with an online radio show that /mlp/ picks on like how /b/ used to pick on Tom Green or does he actually have some sort of actual relation to ponies
>>110066
This can't be...
>>169852
newfag detected
>>>/trash/
>>169852
4chan has been trolling Ghost for as far as 2009. Ghost has nothing to do with ponies except that he doesn't like bronies at all.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWHePYwC78
>>169900
sure am shitcock
now are you gonna educate or are you going to slowly become irrelevant as you make the same mistake as every online community and try to beat 'em instead of assimilating 'em
>>169914
ok. so who the shit is he, with a name like True Capitalist Radio he sounds like the kind of person who would love to tongue Ayn Rand's asshole
>>169914
If I remember corretly it all started with the BWC finding him and trolling him first. Then 4chan came along and trolled him, and then he raged quit and left for a year before coming back in 2011.
The bronies didn't really start showing up until June when Ghost started doing Radio Graffiti. The bronies gave him a massive popularity boost, but in turn a bunch of newfags started calling in, mostly little kids from 9Gag and Reddit.
Now that this is back, I need to get Tumblr on board. Ghost VS modern SJWs should bring massive lulz.
>>170103
how fucking old are you
>>169939
Put it this way, he no longer considers himself a conservative because the Republicans aren't hateful enough to the gays anymore.
Dead fucking serious.
>>84505
-YEA*audio hiccup lol* SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS YOU STINKIN- *cans.wav* -DAMNIT
>Celtic still a huge obsessed cocksucker
Who would've guessed?
now that hes back
where is horny, asho, navyshuky (well i got navyhusky on my steam so bleh) tubguy and the other shit for brains
>>173420
Tubguy is around
>>>/pol/55546088
>>173420
asho's like 18 now, no way is he coming back
>>173420
what about
our favorite mexican?
>>168864
what did the doxxing do to Celtic? jesus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s069eisj49jk
The man. The myth. The legend. He's with us!
I have 5 or 6 unused mlp spices I never got to use. Wonder if I can find them. Then again.... So much new pony to use as source material!
>"Engineer, I need to know if it's a bad idea to drink out of a condom!"
"REESRGREGHGTHKJHN"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAucva8FEeI
>>174988
idunno why but I find Engineer adorable, even though it's just Ghost doing a voice.
