Another shitty ERP thread
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https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/635732/
Nia reporting in!
>>640782
(The Donging continues)
>After several more thrusts that slam into your womb, I take my hands off your flopping legs and grab your curvy hips with one hand and put the other on your back, picking you up as I stand up and hold you as I thrust up into you. Your leaking pussy dripping juice all over my balls, and your sore nipples grinding against my chest
Lupin, Also reporting in
Waiting for Elphelt anon still waiting
>>640891
Nazi-san please learn to link properly threads.
Damn it I wanted to go with a event now.
Crona reporting for duty, although nobody cares. v.v
>>641003
>professor_oak.jpg
Why doesn't anybody join the new threads?
Can somone link me to an atchive for /trash/ please? I had this amazing ERP with someone but the thread 404d
>>641036
What?
>>640931
>I wrap my arms around your neck, holding onto you tight while I bounce on your massive cock. My nails dig into your back as I kiss and lick at your neck. My breath gets short, panting and moaning while sweat covers my body, I start to shake violently.
I-I'm gonna cum, dear, I'm gonna cum!
It seems awfully quiet in here
Anzu not really reporting for shit but I'm here and sleeping on my computer desk, theres cleaning going on so I can't sleep yet...
>>641052
I don't think there's archive and no one's archiving these here.
>>641061
I think the sliightly bad OP has some effect on it.
>>641070
Poor Anzu-chan.
>>641061
At around 7pm pst the thread really picks up
>>641070
I'm kinda falling asleep too, but I'm forcing myself to stay awake for some reason
>>641036
It's a boy
>>641084
You don't need to sleep, nobody does.
>>641061
Damn, those big bags of sand could build a mighty fortress
>>641073
>PrayForZuZu
>>641084
I don't wannnnaaa stay awake I just wanna sleep for the next 10-15 hours
>Snuggles up next to you and whines
>>641052
>>641073
https://desustorage.org/trash/
>>641111
Quids confirm praying works.
>>641125
Oh my. I'll have to eat my words now.
>>641103
Why not?
>>641111
>Quads agrees
>She wraps her arms around your tiny frame and rests her head against yours
So.. sleepy
>>641073
>>641076
Well lets hope it gets more active soon
>>641110
You mean a sand castle? They're n-not actually sand, anon
>>641060
>I keep up pace, my dick slamming up into your contracting pussy. I lick your face and squeeze your fat ass during one strong, deep stroke
Go ahead and cum! Cum all over my cock, Candy! I'll keep pounding my favorite pussy until you can't walk!
>>641052
Well now you're going to have to link us to this amazing erp.
>>641070
anzu gimme your steam
time to get your vidya i promised like five days ago
>>641151
If you sleep the shadows will come. You could dream, and that's not a good thing. Because once you wake up, you still live in this hell. There's no point in sleeping, unless it's forever.
Dead thread is dead, go figure.
>>641178
you're scary..
>>641140
The mission is almost done, operation sleep shall commence soon
>>641151
Mhmm...we should nap together~
>>641177
>double dubs confirms
Batman 3457 is the twitch chat I'll be in senpai, I'll hook you up wit it there
Hey everyone.
I love the taste of cereal, I have it for almost every meal
>>641224
Crona, keep it up with that kinda negativity and I'm going to have to fuck you in the ass.
>>641224
I just got here and suddenly the thread is dead.
>>641160
>Your last long stroke brings out one long beastial cry as my pussy erupts over your cock, juices spilling out on the bed and pooling beneath us. My nails dig in deep as my body goes rigid, waves of pleasure draining the strength from my body. Shuddering on your cock as the orgasm dies down.
Good evening everyone. What is everyone up to?
>>641228
My blood is black ya know
"As much as Trixie would love to bring life to this barren place, she cannot! Why? Because she isn't in the mood. She is making this announcement to notify Sonata, if she is here... and everybody else. Dearest apologies!"
>>641230
"Hello, Rhin!"
>>641237
Why does it even matter, life means nothing. You can try, but you won't win.
>>641262
Well that's too bad. I was lurking.
>>641247
Morning skelly.
Just doing the usual internet browsing for now.
>>641238
It's always dead.
>>641240
>I grin again in pride at still being able to fuck you this well after years of being together. I hold you as you shudder against my chest, your dripping pussy twitching as the orgasm slowly dies down. As the spasms stop and your breathing begins to slow down again, I lift you up and bring you down on my cock again, slowly thrusting in and out of your sore cunt
Wahoo!~
>>641229
>Nia loses the fight to keep her eyes open and falls over onto the bed, bringing you with her.
That.. sounds.. nice
>She leans in closer to kiss you on your forehead, but stops as her lips make contact with your skin.
>>641247
goo.. ight 'inz
>she mumbles
>>641285
Depressingly true, i lurked for so long but it died out alot over the last few weeks...
>>641295
It's because everybody either leaves, goes to discord or just shitposts. Nobody even tries anymore.
But these threads are so much more active than they were on /b/...?
But it's nice to have a slow thread, too...
I can sleep longer without having to move the picnic stuff to a new thread.
>>641305
you're no different
>>641276
"She was half hoping you were not. She apologizes greatly for this! Do not hate her."
>>641285
>>641305
You should've seen friday and saturday, it was active as hell then.
Daahh...
>>641294
Sweet dreams nia!
>>641277
Sounds pleasant. I'm just watching a movie right now.
>>641305
i use to lurk before and after work, then it started being slow up until around 1 eastern, then when i get back its slow again, now even sunday is slow, maybe monday will be better
>>641314
What do you mean? Because I don't want to be fucked in the ass? Sorry but I'm in character. Who are you again? Somebody who is wearing big boy pants before he is ready? <3
>all these people bitching about it being "slow"
>if they were actually RPing it wouldnt be
>>641315
No hate of course, dear. Disappointment that I won't get to enjoy your lovely treatment is all.
>>641330
No, you're just shitposting.
>>641294
>Ploops down with a cute squeak on top of you
Nighty night...Nia
>Her face wore a blush as your soft lips touched her skin, she hugged onto you gently as she got comfier
>Caption is wheelchairs
>>641291
>My limp body bounces lazily on your cock, as it starts thrusting in again. Each slow thrust bringing about more juices as the pleasure starts flowing again. My eyes fluttering open again.
>>641320
Hopefully, but who knows.
>>641350
Good night Anzu-chan~
>>641357
>he moves to attempt a back rub
Best of a bad situation i guess?
>>641336
You caught me, my soul goal was to "shitposts" I take it you've never watched soul eater. That's cool too be ignorant its all good.
>>641331
It's almost like the E part of ERP threads is supposed to mean 'erotic'. That's weird. Not much of that in here. Just avatarfags circlejerking.
>>641332
"She promises you will be her next participant in her next show! Which so happens to be tomorrow! For sure! Trixie hopes you like getting zapped repeatedly!"
>>641367
refer to
>>641368
>>641368
And someone dared to complain about the slut players yesterday who carry these threads for the most part in erotic play.
>>641373
That sounds wonderful, Great and Powerful One.
Hello everyone~.....Since there were so many requests for it, I will be using my Human for for a while~
>>641363
>Ragnorak jumps out
"If this worthless kid would just stop acting like this there wouldn't be a bad situation!"
>Crona looks up sadly while Ragnorak is beating on his head
It's fine thank you though. I guess all we need is time.
>>641354
>when your eyes flutter open I kiss you on your thick pink lips, pushing my tongue into your mouth and swirling it around while moving my hips around to grind my dick inside you
>>641392
Hmmm, a real queen? How might i serve you?
>>641392
>Form^....Fuck you too Keyboard!
>>641406
The situation isnt ideal but i suppose if interaction is needed, ta daah?
>he continues, unaffected by the creature
>>641421
Stop posting fucking thumbnails
>>641262
Ah, hello Trixie! I've been doing as you say and actually lifting.
>waves a bit
>>641409
Oh there are many ways you can serve me Anon~
>>641392
Q-Queen Celestia?
>Freezes up, not sure if I should kneel or bow
>>641421
We could write a poem together, or maybe just sit in a corner and sulk.
>>641444
>the anon bows before the holy goddess with trips
Do you need assistance with anything... carnal...
>geared out in my normal clothes and such, lying down on the ground does sit-ups for a time, trying to stay focused
Mm.
>>641452
Poetry? i think sulking is more my speed, poetry is a cheap trick for seduction
>He takes her hand and leads her to a corner to sit in
>>641408
>I start to perk up when I feel your tongue in my mouth, my own tongue swirling around your mouth. My moans starting again, weak and frail, as my body shudders, feeling your cock throb inside my beaten and used pussy.
>>641456
At least your still young and happy, Rhin. Take it from me, life will just hit you harder and harder.
>>641449
Now now do relax~
>>641455
Carnal?~ Oh my~ Asking me such a thing and in public~
>>641469
I..I'm actually a boy.
>>641491
Thanks Metatton.. Where did Cortana go? She just kinda disappeared.
>stands up from doing my sit-ups, looking down a bit
>>641499
Exactly? i said no poetry, seduction isnt a goal
>he cant help but crack a smile
>>641494
Shall you take me in private then, to service your every whim...
>the anon keeps his eyes on the floor
>>641382
because the only choices are "turbo slut" or "avatars sitting around ignoring everyone else"
>>641494
Sorry!
>my eyes wander, blushing a little when I notice your cleavage
W-well is there any way I can serve you?
>>641507
I guess your right.
>Sits down and begins to wallow in self loathing
My blood is black ya know
>>641504
She's DEAD, darling. Dead from the evils of todays society, metaphorically dead, I mean.
>I knock over various things and fall down
Life isn't good Rhin, but y-youve managed to shtay strong!
>>641524
You can complain, or you can go somewhere else if you don't like things. Not hard to figure out.
>>641524
>implying there's anything wrong with turbo slut
>>641552
oh gee i wonder why the threads are 'dead' then
>>641549
Oh... Right...
>rubbing the back of my head, looking down and sighs
I guess.
>>641317
I enjoy lewd brown girls
>>641562
Mostly because people like to sit around and critique others, making new people feel alienated and old people get sick of it.
>>641488
>I flex my lower muscles again, making my cock push up inside your already filled hole before slowly picking up the pace with my thrusts. I slide one hand on your fat butt over to run a fingertip over your asshole, already slick with pussy juice.
You're a mommy and you're still tight as hell, Candy. I love it.
>>641564
And then you've got the !@#$ DEBT BITING YOU IN THE $#@! BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PAY THE TAX AND
>passes out
>>641317
Korra can you bend an orgasm out of me?
>>641519
It's alright I don't mind~
>>641542
>Wardrobe malfunction
Opps~
>>641560
Turbo sluts can be a lot of fun~ Just ask Cadence~
>>641573
couldnt possibly be because of this attitude of "if you dont like it then leave" right
>>641573
As a newcomer I can honestly tell you it's more alienating and disinteresting to see a bunch of avatarfags talking about each others day has been than anyone complaining about it is. Any newfags here aren't coming by to have a polite chat.
>>641573
This guy gets it, you have restored my faith in humanity.
>>641573
No, why are you so self concious?
Just ignore what people say and concentrate on what you're doing.
This is a community, people like to talk here. If you want to ERP do so.
>>641607
Dead batteries...?
>blinks, taking a few steps to you and lightly fans your face
Mettaton? You okay they, star?
>>641653
You look like my Saturday morning shit
>>641628
May i help... Relieve you in your throne my queen?
>Anon slowly trails his head up her legs till he locks eyes with her
>>641643
It's how a healthy adult would deal with this kind of thing. If you don't like it here, you don't have to be here.
>>641646
You're an ass.
>>641628
Q-Queen Celestia...forgive me, b-but...
The sight of your beauty...it's radiant~!
>>641669
My blood is black ya know.
>>641664
AND THEN THE RATINGS KEEP GOING DOWN AND -CK THE WAY YOU LIVE AND THINK AND USE YOUR EXPENSES AND-
>>641524
Most anons who've approached me are too blunt with their approaches. I don't like that since I'm trying to play like my character kinda would so it becomes 'ignoring' as you say.
>>641678
and thus it becomes even more of an insular circlejerk
>>641680
I am, but I'm still right. Being mean doesn't mean I'm wrong.
>>641687
I fell in a burning ring of fire, I went down down down and the flames they went higher
>>641692
I tried doing it that way once myself, but the other avatars basically told me to fuck off and whined that every anon shitposting for about a week afterwards must be me being bitter.
>>641628
>implying Cadance is a turbo slut
Yeah right...
... is she really?
>>641158
I like you. You should post more.
>>641696
You are completely wrong.
>>641628
>I blush even harder and drop to my knees, mostly to hide my erection
Ah.. Queen Celestia..
>I glance up, realizing I can see under your dress too
>>641687
Whoa Metatton! Relax friend, relax... Uh...
>fanning you with my tail while I try to see if there is something to wake you up with
>>641696
This thread would not even exist at all if not for the people you are complaining about.
Also the people that hang around here for a long time want to chat.
>>641704
Do elaborate, which of the avatars said that? I haven't seen any bitchiness from them for the most part against anyone.
>>641726
(I love coming here for lewd RP and also I like talking to all the people, even if shit is slow, it's still nice to chat.)
>>641704
don't bother, they refuse to believe the turbo-sluts have ever told anyone to fuck off and called them faggots either, even when directly linked to a post doing it
>>641675
Of course~
>>641682
Oh my...You flatterer~
>>641711
>Smirks
She is insatiable~
>>641723
None of that...Stand tall and proud....
>>641687
and then you never hear from your beloved cousin again?
>>641725
Rhin, Rhin... listen, if a man asks you for $300000 for a year long mega contract, DON'T $#$@ TAKE IT!
>>641763
>The anon moves forward and kisses her feet, his lips slowly tracing up kissing up her leg towards the promised land
My queen you show me the greatest honor
>>641726
Nigger this is a thread, not a community. They aren't building shit. I'm here to ERP and get off, which is the entire point here. If avatarfags want to pretend they're friends with each other, they should do it over email or something. No one here owes the avatarfags shit other than a 'Thanks for the nut', if they even do that. Some of them don't even ERP at all.
>>641763
It's easy to f-flatter one as lovely as you, m-my Queen!
Your form...your grace...I must bow before such a goddess~
>>641768
So what game/anime are you from
>>641768
>blinks, nodding
Sure thing, Metatton... I don't think anyone would offer me a contract like that.
>helping you to sit up, taking from my bag a small Glam Burger for brand recognition
>>641696
Shut up Ruz
>>641678
>healthy adult
>he says in an ERP thread
>where avatarfags pretend to be each others friends
>on a board called /trash/
>on 4chan
At least be honest and acknowledge you only want a hugbox.
>>641759
No BALLS, NO BALLS AT ALL!
>>641809
How about my balls
are we shit posting or are we lewd?
>>641763
Yes my queen..
>I slowly stand up, my eyes exploring your body more freely. My erection is clearly showing in my pants as I take a slight step towards you
>>641821
why not both
>>641800
Nice. I make a point and I"m told
>Nah. You're wrong, I won't back up my argument though. You're wrong.
>you're [TRIPFAG BOGEYMAN]
If you guys have to fall back on these, that just means you actually know that I'm right. I understand how hard it is to admit this stuff to yourself though.
>>641768
>Choosing Mettaton (The Bone Fucker) over Sans (The Goat Fucker.)<
>Not wanting to go to bone town and make all the girls pelvis's thrust and skulls bang.<
>Not choosing the most humerus character who'll tickle your funny bone.<
>>641821
Lewd for you, Princess.
>>641821
Hello mistress Peach~
>smiling and swaying my tail as I rest in front of you, sweating from exercise
>>641785
Rhin, I'm in debt. ALOT OF IT, ACTUALLY. And guess what I spent my last cents on? A MIRROR SO I CAN REMEMBER THAT I STILL HAVE MY HANDSOME FACE AND LEGS.
>>641827
Burden of proof is on you, bro.
>>641827
It is not my fault that nobody likes you or wants you around mayne
>>641826
>shitposts your butt
>I like this
>>641832
wonderful <3
always so eager to please~
>>641837
Hello Rhin!
I see you're a little...sweaty..<3
do you need me to bathe you?
>>641838
You are a genuine chocolate face
>>641828
How punishing.
>>641776
If all the people you complain about stopped posting the thread would not even exist.
Ive been here for months, i made and pushed erp threads in trash before the swap and they got a handful of posts a day.
>>641763
Well... how interesting.
Especially since I've always had a thing for Cadance.
I just thought, you know, she's married and all that...
>>641853
Is there anything I can do for you tonight, Princess? I would love to serve you in any way you wish.
>>641853
hey peach, howre you doing? looking to suck some dick?
>>641776
I'm RP'ing my character at least anon, if you can't approach it other than 'touches your butt' way then I won't bother. I'm not trying to be rude here.
What's with the stench of cocks?
>>641875
maybe soon, anon~
not quite in the mood yet c:
>>641872
Hmm...you can come give me a kiss!
>I pout out my lips and lean forward towards you
>>641878
>I grab your tail and play with the tip, smiling at you
I'll go run the bath....
>>641865
Then the threads probably shouldn't really exist then if there's not an interest in the topic. No point in the threads if no one posts in them for them. If the avatarfags want to shitpost and blog, they should make an avatar circlejerk thread.
>>641828
SANS NOW IS NOT THE TIME, BUDDY.
>>641878
Or I can always just touch my legs, right? RIGHT?!?!??
>>641884
It's 4chan. What other stench would there be?
>>641885
>I lean forward and give your lips a gentle kiss
Nice and simple, Princess. I like that.
>>641821
Ah, Peach! So nice to see you.
In the mood for some company? Or are you already getting pounced by fans?
got to wonder how many of these arguing "anons" are avatarfags or ex-avatarfags pretending not to be
>I just want to be locked in a bathroom stall and forced to service any and all cocks that poke through
Please feed me anons....
>>641889
They fulfil the point they are made for, to entertain the people who frequent them.
If you cant get what you want, tough tits.
>>641881
And I don't care if you do a good job at roleplaying. I do that too. There's no point if you don't make it interesting. If your character is a bitch, then act like a bitch and make it hard for anons.
My problem is the people who just avatarfag just to do it, don't have a character, and they just want to have attention while not doing anything for the thread. They're the same as tripfags on the other boards.
>>641885
>blushing and nods, smiling
Okay mistress Peach~
>looking to you with my cute, lustful eyes
>>641906
>I shove my cock through the hole in the bathroom stall, my 2ft long cock barely getting through.
Got one for you right here.
>>641772
>Giggles
Well now~ I think my feet could use a nice rub~
>>641779
Join me, and we'll see what you can do~
>>641885
Hello Peach~
>>641870
The Element of Love is a powerful thing~ Shining Armor understands that
>>641823
Hmmhmm~ To the throne room~
>>641915
Fuck off nue
>>641905
The funny thing is, I am. And no one even remembers I existed enough to blame me. Feels goodman.
>>641927
>his lips stop at her thighs and move back down her leg, his hands massaging her feet with skills he acquired over his multiple mistresses
Yes my queen... may i remove your socks?
>>641915
>Nue spotted
>>641927
Ahh~! Hello!
Who is this new face? She's pretty cute c:
>>641896
as always, anon <3
come kiss me again whenever you want!
>>641902
company?
you're welcome to come sit with me and have a drink, if you wish!
>>641917
>I drag you by your tail to the bathroom where a massive in ground bath is full of hot, steaming water
can you undress me before I go in, dear?
>>641927
My Q-Queen...I will gladly join you!
Anyone capable of such magic...such beauty...deserves my undying attentions.
>I drop to one knee, nearly shaking in your presence as my heart pounds.
I s-submit myself... to you~
>>641890
Seriously, I will give you some of my cash from my loot, I don't mind helping out the guy that helped me and Cortana get back together.
>blinking
And yes, you can.
>>641926
>I whimper in a concoction of fear and happiness as I sink to my knees wrap my fingers delicately around the pulsing warm shaft of your cock.
T-thank you anon....
>I open my mouth and tease the crease of your head with saliva dripping freely from my tongue and across my lips
>>641927
>I take a deep breath as I follow you to the throne room, watching your hips sway as you walk
>>641952
>blushing and nods, my nimble fingers working at the back of your dress to untie you and then unzips the back, blushing more as I reveal your back and then helps you out of the dress
>>641960
>Your teasing brings out a pleasured groan. My cock twitching in your hand.
Good girl. How many cocks have you sucked?
>>641952
Sure, I could sit and have a drink.
You're usually such a lewd princess. It'll be an interesting change of pace.
Not that I mind when you're lewd, of course. Quite the opposite.
>>641967
>I step out of my dress and press my soft, naked body to yours, squishing my large breasts against you
let's go, cutie <3
>I take you by the hand and lead you into the warm water, totally submerging myself in the hot water and dunking my head
>>642001
I can do both things very well, anon!
>I pour you a glass of red wine and bring mine to my lips
>>641941
So polite~ Yes you may~
>>641952
Queen Celestia~ It's a pleasure
>>641954
You....Submit?~
>>641961
Like what you see?~
>>642000
>I drag my glistening tongue along your shaft, exhaling a hot breath as I close off my loving lick with a kiss.
Too many to count.... I'm addicted
>>642013
>a random anon comes up and plants a kiss on your cheek
youre looking lovely as always, princess.
Its funny seeing rabble rabble and then silence once the turbo sluts start milking them.
>>642019
>his hands pull off her socks slowly and kiss and massage her bare foot, switching between the two bare feet, making it noticeable as he looked up occasionally to see up her dress to the best of his ability
>>642019
>I remain kneeling, trembling with arousal and sweating as I resist the urge to ogle your legs before me and peer up your royal skirt.
Y-yes...my Queen, do...do with me what you will...I am but a humble pawn, I w-wish nothing more than to please you...~
>>642019
Well yes but.. You're okay with me looking?
>I walk closer to you, my cock straining in my pants as we reach the throne room
>>642048
Thank you so much anon!
I hope one day you give me something more <3
>>642019
another lady of royalty? how nice c:
>>642051
actually i was just taking that guy's advice and not posting since there's nothing i like here
>>642051
Literally all they have to do. That's what the threads are for - getting anons off.
>>642013
Heh. Yes, I can believe you do both very VERY well.
Red wine? Very nice, I actually do enjoy that.
>I accept the glass and slowly sip it while watching your lips intently
... You know, you have some lovely lips.
>>642071
something more? whatever could you mean?
>i say with a slight grin, as my arm wraps around your waist and i bring my face close to yours
>>642032
>My cock hardens at the feeling of your tongue. your lips coming away with a dab of pre-cum on them.
A perfect slut then. I'll give you all the cum you can hope for if you do good.
>>642072
and yet you're still here.
>>642110
because i was waiting to see if something good came along?
>>642088
>I suck on a finger with my slutty lips before looking over at your and opening my mouth wide, tongue hanging out of my mouth~
trying to flirt with me anon? I've heard it all before...
you should try a little harder!
>>642092
A-Ahah! I didn't know you meant now...how bold <3
did you have an idea yourself?
>>641934
>>641915
That wasn't me.
What the fuck impression do you guys have of me? I shitpost and avatarfag practically as much as anybody here.
>>642142
Didn't you know? It's actually a fundamental rule of the universe that it's impossible for more than one person to dislike something at the same time. Any time it looks like it, it's really the same person pretending.
>>642058
See something you want?~
>>642066
Then you will serve me completely~....On your knees....
>>642068
Of course I am~
>>642071
Indeed it is~ How are you today?
>>642013
>blushes and smiles, nodding and licks my lips as I follow you into the steaming bath, soaking my body in it with you
>>642096
>My heart throbs rapidly at the notion of your words. My breathing quickens as I lick away the delicious pre from my quivering lips. I swallow the excessive saliva filling my mouth as I gaze at the tip of your manhood inches from my face.
>Drunk from its weight, in my dainty little hands, I open my mouth wide and suckle on your head with my lips, coaxing out more precum by stroking the underside of your length with my tongue
>>642137
>did you have an idea yourself?
>i stare down at your enticing cleavage as a bulge begins to grow in my pants.
youre just so irresistible...its really hard to keep my hands off of you.
>i bring my hand down and give your ass a quick squeeze
thats a tough question though, mainly because there arent many things i WOULDNT want to do to you...er, WITH you. ...actually who am i kidding, definitely to you.
ALRIGHT YOU DRAMA FAGS ARE REALLY SOMETHING, AREN'T YA?
Listen, these threads are THREADS, not communities. You come here to get your dick sucked, or you come here to SUCK a dick. Either way, it's all okay, because it's FUN, and it's all FAKE. Wanna have friends in these threads? Go ahead, darling, I don't give a fuck in the world! But you know when we REALLY DO HAVE A PROBLEM? When drama breaks out. "Oh my god, she left me because she needes to sleep!" "She's been ignoring me!" "Oh my god!" Listen, pal, whatever the reason may be, it's NEVER justifiable to bring it to these threads, because there are some people who are actually doing what you do in erotic ROLEPLAY threads. "Oh Mettaton you don't ERP you shitposy Nyeh heh heh!" I roleplay and have made some people happy, darling.
TL;DR
>Drama fags should fuck off
>>642157
Yes...y-yes, my Queen...
>I drop to both knees completely, my breath irregular as I worship my new goddess, arousal coursing though me as I submit to your erotic aura, nearly unable to contain myself as I feel my trousers stretch
>>642157
a little tired...can't complain otherwise!
>>642160
so sweaty...I bet it's from you fucking so many boys, isn't it?
>I slide my hand down in the water and give your cute little cock a squeeze
>>642173
>I reach my hands around to your ass and squeeze it harder <3
I want you to go nuts~
>>642178
>nods in agreement
>>642157
>Taking a risk, I reach out and I grab your ass firmly, not even trying to pretend it's an accident
>>642193
M-Maybe..~ It's from exercise, mistress Peach~
>lets out a soft gasp, blushing as you do so
>>642178
Nyeh heh heh heh!
>>642212
I see...sexercise?
>I squeeze harder and begin to jerk you off under the water, licking and sucking at your neck
>>642137
>I stare for a moment, pretty much dumbfounded by your display while holding my glass in front of me
... I, uh, well...
No that wasn't really meant as flirting. I can try harder alright.
I bet those lips would be both soft and sweet, able to deliver the most wonderful kisses. Much like your slender fingers must give the most tender and gentle of touch. And your sapphire eyes which can almost hypnotize...
Also, you have great tits.
>>642226
>blushes deeply and moans, leaning my head for you to get at my neck more, my cock throbbing and hard, gasping
>>642142
>Nue detected
>>642193
>I want you to go nuts~
nuts? thats a little bold, dear.
>you suddenly feel my hand slide up your thigh and under your dress. you then feel my breath on your ear as i speak quietly into it
you sure you want to get that rough?
>>642178
>implying papyrus would be a troll
dont you shittalk my skeleton bro
>>642178
is he right, guys?
>>642142
It was a joke more than anything, you always take the bait!
>>642157
Almost... might i ... See it?
>his hand nervously traces up her leg to the bottom of her dress.... so close
>>642235
Haha...cute AND funny?
you might be perfect <3
>>642241
cum for me my little pet...I want you to fill this bath with your hot cum <3
>I jerk you faster and faster, kissing and licking at your lips
>>642253
Haaah...just cum for me?
>I tighten my thighs around your hand and kiss your neck <3
>>642178
You have earned my respect in so many ways...Thank you
>>642192
Worship is so satisfying~
>>642193
Good to hear~
>>642206
>Playfully slaps~
Naughty~
>>642294
>moaning and kisses you back, blushing as I here your command and nods as I gasp and cum, my cock shooting my hot cum in large volume, licking your lips as I feel my balls drain
Haa~
>>642295
>i blush at your kind words, my face hot with desire as my cock pounds against my pants, my body visibly shaking now.
Y-y-yes, my Queen...my goddess...hopefully for b-both parties~
>>642294
Ah, good evening my dear princess! How are you faring tonight?
>>642294
>Haaah...just cum for me?
is that all you want? you should know by now that thats asking very little of me at this point.
>my hand slides up your back to the top of your dress and begins to unzip it.
fine with me though, i dont mind taking it easy now and then. but where do you want my cum, princess?
>>642178
That's pretty well said from a scary clanky lady!
>>642294
Perfect? Oh, you flatter me, princess. I just have my moments.
I could say the same thing about you, being both so gorgeous and sweet.
>I take a look at my glass, remember that I'm pretty much neglecting it, and drain it in a few quick gulps
Ah~... nice.
>>642295
Well you are.. shaking it..
>I blush a little but my hand still runs over your hips
Maybe I need to be punished.. Taught a lesson..
>>642178
Not a bad way to put it i suppose.
>>642178
Why are you anti lesbian?
Hello everyone! It's been quite the long day, has it?
>>642178
(In all sincerity, this put a smile on my face; thanks Metta anon! I'll name my character in Undertale after you...as well as to promote branding.)
Kind of funny how in all that arguing, no one ever once suggested the concept that if you don't like what's being posted, maybe you should post what you DO like.
>>642344
please cum all over my ass...I want to feel your hot sperm paint my slutty rear...can you do that for princess?
>I ease into your touch as you begin to undress me
>>642340
Rather well, anon!
and you?
>>642318
Ahh...I guess we didn't really get that clean...did we~?
I hope you had fun, though <3
>>642359
I really enjoy your company, anon....
I want you to come over every night for drinks, ok?
>>642392
Y-Yes mistress Peach~ <3
>panting and licks my lips, nuzzling into you and kisses your neck and cheek deeply and then licks your neck
>>642392
Very well! Just happy I get to talk to you again after my tiresome week, rushing around for the holidays.
>>642391
Not even dubs but checked anyway
>>642142
Go back to being Elphelt
>>642406
as am I!
I need to buy gifts for all my lovely friends, family and coworkers!
I love christmas so much <3
>>642403
Rhin...you're such an adorable, slutty mush~!
>I kiss your nose and pull you close to me in the warm water, relaxing as I feel your soft body against mine
>>642392
>...can you do that for princess?
>i finish unzipping your dress, letting it fall to the floor and exposing your amazing body. my eyes immediately drink in all your curves.
for you? easily.
>i pull out my erect cock and stroke it a few times, my eyes still glued to your lovely frame
how about you do your thing for me then, that you do oh so well, so we can get this started, hmm?
>>642433
Yeah, I just really love all the fun and cheer the season offers us...
That is, aside from the rabid shoppers that come out on Black Friday...
>>642433
>panting softly and settles into you, my tail swaying happily and blushes still
Thank you mistress~
>>642392
I guess I wouldn't mind having your company every night either. And I certainly wouldn't turn down having a nice drink with you.
Although I wonder what you happen if either of us had a little too much.
>>642330
Come and worship my body~ And relieve your stress~
>>642361
>Snaps her fingers, Anon is now in a cage
I agree~
Heya everyone! What's happening tonight?
>>642433
Oh! Heya Peachy! How are you tonight? Having "fun"?
