New ERP thread cause y'all niggas lazy as fuck,
Fighting games & chill edition
Pierce the heavens with me!
Cebruzposting
>>623294
Someday...I'll be at the top!
>>623089
>Giggled as you patted her pressing her head into your hand. Her face flushed red as you finished speaking.
T-thanks senpai, I don't really know much about that...sorta thing...
>She twiddled with her fingers as she spoke
I-its just scary thinking of disappointing your hubby and he suddenly doesn't want to take care of you...
>>623133
Lmao nigga you know how it be, yeeeh I been touchin around the bush seein whats good and such maybe I'll get better at erpin maybe I'll just keep bein a shitter. Its all fun either way senpai
>>623291
Now this is gonna be a comfy thread~
>Plops down with a pillow and a blanket
>>623309
You're always at the top, silly! Everyone loves you!
>>623294
I'd pierce your heavens. If you know what i'm saying.
>>623300
And Cebruz itself is here too, me
>>623336
Please don't reject my pure feelings for you.
>>623358
too me what?
>>623345
Yeeeh you already know homie
>Curls up in her NEET cocoon and gets cozy
Who finna get the hands in some street fighter?
>>623384
who is han solo?
>>623391
ur dad
>>623354
My heavens? What do you mean, anon?
>>623378
Im Sleepy Cebruz
>>623384
Same
>>623391
his dad >>623392
>>623392
Why is he alive then?
>>623392
why did I laugh at this
>>623334
I could help you with that, I did smut commissions once. And you know how good I am at slutting myself out.
>>623249
Ah that.
I had one overly attached sub...
Turns out said sub is now in my sekrit club
I wanted to kick&ban that fucker out the sekrit club and stay away from the threads
But I already like that fucker.
Anyway, I haven't fallen really in love, I hope, and I quit for the sake of getting away from strange fetishes.
Came back to talk down "Ditto" (some IRC faggot) who was copy-catting after I retired. AND went and had smexy times with someone I like.
I just don't like copycats...
Anyway, now I'm back to hear about faggots left and right and everything being shit.
There was a better time.
It was shit, we had shitposters, furry shitposters, spiderman spam, mass bans.
But fuck me in the ass and call me a nazi slut /b/ was FUN.
And it had less drama.
Now I myself am locked in a pit of drama. I should never had joined any "sekrit club"
I just want to reset it all but there's too much butthurt.
And I can't even slut myself to make it all better.
For fuck's sake.
>>623275
Peachy's been busy, not the usual "8 cocks at once" FUN kind...
Need to cheer her and DMG the fuck up.
Although they both were drinking last night.
I've been drinking for a week.
DRAMA
I fucking swear I'll have to start figuring out where people live and then going to them and beating some fucking sense into them.
Oh fuck yes I'm pissed.
I'm angry. Angry about all this butthurt and everyone crying about "muh fucking feels"
Fuck everything.
>>623401
So good night ?_?
>>623409
nice spam
>>623415
n0
>nice spam
Very
>>623409
I ain't know if I wanna go full smut you dig, I'm still a lil ass bitch you dig? Also you real as fuck homie keep up that shit you gotta knock niggas in line baka bitches be trippin and cryin out here and I'm huntin for niggas to chill wit lmao
>>623382
>Rolls over to you
Yeah senpai, I'm just playing some DayZ right now
>>623384
pls no bully senpai
>>623347
Aww thanks Nia~ It's nice to hear that from somebody so cute!
>>623398
I can show you 「The World Over Heaven」.
>>623426
>N0
then i have to bother you even more
>>623443
I love being bothered by you
>>623433
>Wraps her arms around you gently and brought you closer to her chest. nuzzling her noggin on yours
Sick, better be gankin niggas and takin they shit senpai
>>623334
>his hand moved over to cup her cheek and he briefly pressed his forehead against hers
That's the rist you take for being with someone but those moments when you disappoint them make you try harder
>he set himself next to her and dared to wrap his arm around her far shoulder
I'm sure you can do it, though. I believe in you!
>>623409
i wish we just stayed on /b/, one ban and we all gave up. now look at it
the hunger games went the same way, they are shit here. i was gonna say if you want to say what this thread will be soon look at hg, but it already is
>>623458
you should bother me from behind desu
>>623415
It's just a wall of "me being angry about anons bitching and moaning" -text
I'm venting. Deal with it.
At least I'm not crying about some pointless shit, I'm doing the exact same thing but with a "fuck you and everything else too" -attitude
So, please, if you don't wanna bang then let's just shut the fuck up or get angry at eachother for no god damn reason because we fucking can.
>>623427
I could be angry at you for "derailing" these threads but fuck it, you keep it appropriate and don't disturb anyone who actually does ERP
I'm just pissed off that the ERP to Shitpost ratio is worse than 3 weeks ago.
Fucking devolving into HG type shit.
Fucking HG tryna recruit me when I'm posting as one of my aliases...
Fuck HG...
Bunch of bullshit anyway
>>623433
Bring back Haruhi
>>623474
nice wall of text
>>623472
I will bother you from every side
>>623487
Very >>623474
>>623471
I think we have to go back. We like those colonist niggas that came over to an unexplored frontier and were sucessful at first but then niggas started starving and dying of diseases.
l want to meme Cebruz
>>623474
Who's this newfag? Welcome to the internet, chump.
>>623495
>from every side
now you are overdoing again
>>623503
no idea how this would work
>try making a berp thred
>gets moved to /trash/ anyway
Good luck guys
>>623436
Thanks, but I'm nowhere near as cute as you! <3
>>623442
You're confusing me, anon!
>>623474
You seem very angry. You can take it all out on me and do whatever you want with me
>>623474
>mentioning hg
Can you fucking not
They have their threads and we have our own
>>623467
>Yawns and snuggles into you
Just tryin' to survive out here desu, but they be huntin' me down senpai.
>>623475
I can try
>>623510
>memes you
>>623506
>>623521
I dont get this
>>623520
Yayyy
Do the thing!
>>623499
>tfw I'm a prime shitposter and haven't faltered yet.
>>623519
This.
HG members are more than welcome to assume new avas and join ERP or just lurk but keep games discussion in those threads.
If people just want to shitpost about HG, do it in HG.
>>623515
ERP threads don't get moved.
The mods don't even give a shit, the mass banning was because of clown piece pissing off one mod and they don't even post anymore.
>>623538
imposter
>cody
>>623503
>>623521
Cebruz belongs to me
>>623510
Uf uf
>>623469
>She wore a bright smile on her face as you spoke and reassured her. Her face was a full crimson
I-I usually just avoid nice people so I don't...fall for them you know?
>Wiggled close as your arm brought her in, snuggling against and laying her hand on your belly. She didn't speak but held onto you tighter at times, seemingly lost in thought
>>623474
I feel you homie, I dont mean harm honestly but these niggas the only peeps I talk wit so I try to share some hobbies of mine and play wit the family I been around for now you feel?
>>623520
Ahh nigga you gotta fight back an fuck em up lmao niggas cant get hunted forever
>>623546
Yes, even you Cody. Sorry about all the betrayals.
>>623539
The ERP threads worked so well on /b/ because there were ALWAYS horny anons and fresh meat. Things got too stale around here.
>>623560
I FUCKING LOVE DRAMA. I FEED OFF IT
>>623547
What if you belongs to me?
>>623560
Every thread l was in was Spiderman and futa filled
>>623560
Without the traffic of /b/, we were doomed the moment they created /trash/.
That's why the furries fight so hard to stay on /b/, they know what isolation does to communities like this.
>>623471
We should migrate back to /b/ spiderman, furries, scat, gore, they never bothered me anyway (and I got to expand my shitpost folders)
We're already HG type shit.
Back to /b/, back to quick fuckmaking, one thread, several anons.
Fuck in the beginning I liked the slow.
Now I can't stand it.
These threads are generally the fastest on /trash/, but still slow as fuck.
>>623487
>>623495
Gee thanks. You're welcome. Don't worry, I can bitch and moan all day.
>>623506
So am I supposed to get angry at you now and start to spout memes and shit?
Fuck that.
I'll do basic text angry.
Fuck you.
Your turn.
>>623518
See this nigger gets the point of these threads. I'm here just bitching and moaning like any other drama queen, and this motherfucker wants us to bang.
I salute you, you horny motherfucker.
Now lay the fuck down I need a dick to ride on.
>>623519
HG is shit, we're on the same level of shit as hg what with the "Staying on topic" and "Shitposting" ratio
However the new additions from HG that don't shitpost is a good thing.
But this place is still major shit compared to what it was when we first migrated here after a /b/ mass ban
>>623553
I feel you Anzu, now gimme a hug, I'm calming down and I need something soft to snuggle with.
>>623571
Better or worse than the autism going on now? Think carefully.
>>623571
>tfw you trigger someone so bad with your ass fucking futa erp that they start shitposting spiderman
>>623571
You got in at shitpost o'clock
And even the spiderman anons got tired.
Fuck all the shitposters got tired.
Then one madfaggot spamming the report button, a mass ban, and a migration to /trash/ later...
We're here.
And everyone's pissed.
Because this all went to shit.
>>623573
This.
Hate to say it but the furries know what they're doing.
Bunch of faggots...
We need to get back on /b/
And I need to stop bitching and moaning and slut it up.
>>623576
That is again a long wall of text
>>623576
>Cheerfully waltzed over to you and gave you a big hug
Its okay Elena~ Calm or not calm you still a real nigga senpai. I wont lie tho I ain't goin back to /b/, I can't avoid bans and I wont be able to talk for a month to my niggas, I'll end up making Comfy thread on here for those that wanna stay
>>623576
>We should migrate back to /b/ spiderman, furries, scat, gore, they never bothered me anyway (and I got to expand my shitpost folders)
Agreed wholeheartedly. We just need everyone on board.
>>623530
This thing?
>>623553
Don't worry, I cut 'em down before they even see me senpai.
>>623611
Then butthurt people from /trash/ come over and mass report.
No thx
>>623570
I dont know about that baby
>>623576
>>623591
see >>623593
>>623617
/erp/ wont' last much longer here anyway, who gives a shit
>>623591
ERP has no place on /b/. And not because children like clownpiece exploit their parents' dynamic IP but because of the inherent avatar-based nature of what we do.
>>623576
what was your ava for hgs?
>>623615
Yeaaaaa
Thanks Konata
>>623617
Nigga who really wants to stay here?
>>623626
claim your waifu is full of avatar whores
>>623576
>He lays down enthusiastically. He sees your grin from the corner of his eyes
Ohh shit what have I got myself into
>despite that he can't help but get hard
>>623618
>I dont know about that
>>623626
dude erp was on /b/ for fucking months and months
>>623615
Dope shit senpai keep that shit goin and fuck niggas up lmao. Damn I suddenly got a fuckin head ache, I need to splash some water on my face brb
>>623639
Honestly senpai I do, I dont wanna be banned for 30 days and not communicate with anyone for a month, I'm too used to posting here now anyway
>>623639
A lot don't, but those same people don't want to be banned for 30+ days
Heeyo' fellas... Back from lunch, my drink still ice cold, this afternoon seems promising senpai
>>623663
Hello random anon, today we play the game of life.
Turn off your pc first
>>623663
>knocks your drink over
>>623637
Anytime~
>>623654
Get better senpai, can't have you feelin' bad.
>>623676
How about you turn your life off?
>>623654
Anzu I like you but I prefer not to interact with you because of the "niggas" and "lmao" every other word.
You'll be cool when you grow up, I hope.
>>623681
>>623683
He is not allowed to do that
>>623697
>not checking kik
>>623682
I sorta feel a bit better gotta feel like I wanna puke tho prolly make me feel better honestly
>>623687
Real talk, I've been highly considering stopping posting like that because I only started to shit post but now that I know I wanna stick around I might try and shift it around but I know mad people that like the nigga talk so I'm torn. It even shows when I actually RP I forget to nigga post a lot
>tfw no matter how disgusting your erp nobody will get mad about it here
>>623593
Alright I'm done venting. No more walls of text.
>>623611
Which we won't get. We just need enough to keep the threads alive to bait newfags in so that we get them sexy times.
>>623618
I'm done venting now. All cool now.
No more walls of text.
>>623626
I get that, and I respect that, but the gay furries use avatars all the time and nobody gives a shit. Oh well, guess this shit has to die anyway.
>>623633
Actually, I've been to HG exactly one time, and then I was shitposting with nazis.
So to answer your question, historical images of Nazi-german troops
>>623609
>Hugs Anzu tightly
I get what you're saying.
Don't woryy, if someone wants to invade /b/ again, I'll make sure to come by and see you Anzu.
>>623627
well second fastest.
>>623647
You've gotten yourself into one hell of a ride darling.
>Elena hops on top of you, landing her plump ass on your stomach and her hands around your neck
I'm about to rip off your pants and ride you until I can't ride you anymore, you will stay hard for me or I swear I'll fucking kill you.
>>623714
Just show those guys a vocaroo of you reading one of your posts
>>623714
I ain't trying to tell you how to act on fucking 4chan of all places, I'm just throwing in my two cents. You don't know how relieved I am that it's RP and not underage b& autism.
It's cool, nigga, just not every goddamn sentence like it's a tilde or something.
>>623731
Thats a nice wall of text
>>623683
Show me how
>>623728
FUCK OFF TENRYUU
Don't bring that boat shit here.
>>623553
>He raised her head up by the tip of her chin
What's the matter? You've become quite silent all of a sudde...oh
>His hand let the reddish face go, turning his own forward
I get where your point of view comes from. There are a lot of people playing nice but being total assholes when you get to know them. It's unpleasant, Zuzu, but you gotta deal with it, you hear?
Post erp in the HG threads, that will cause a shit shorm.
>>623741
>Show me how
Don't worry about it, your life is so worthless all you have to do is wait. It'll turn off soon enough.
>>623708
Why should I do that?
>>623741
n0
>>623752
We don't attack other threads, ERP is not your personal army, friend.
>>623756
Rude
>>623757
for messages
>>623752
Could you repeat what you said?
I think l had something just absolutely pants on head retarded stuck in my ear
>>623767
>we
Speak for yourself. This isn't some fucking united community
>>623772
>Rude
S-Sorry.
>>623772
Oki, I will check it
Its better be worth checking though
>>623783
Too late
>>623779
I think you should lurk moar.
>>623714
Personally, I find ebonic-speaking NEET gangsta lolis who're good at fighting games accidentally seducing anons to be really, really
CUTE!~
Don't change if it's who you are and you're having fun senpai.
>>623789
I think you should leave your room more
>>623731
>The air is knocked out of his body after you sit on his stomach. The weight feels good but prevents his stomach from expanding to take in air. He manages to weakly mutter
I-I'll try but I'm not sure how long I can last with somebody so sexy and demanding
>>623732
Senpai niggas dont even know bout my fuckin voracoo narration LMAO
>>623738
Yeah I feel you, its just something thats been on my mind for a long time, probably a week now. I think people would still see Anzu and know its me but they'd probably be confused to see nigga talk is rip
>>623731
>Happily nuzzles her noggin into you
Thanks Elena~ I know you will too because you already came back once!
>>623748
>Her eyes were a little watery thinking so hard about the topic, looking up at you with a sad look
B-but what if...what if nobody wants a useless NEET l-like me? I don't want to upset anybody...
>She hugged onto you tighter hiding her face in your chest
>>623792
Freal tho senpai I fuck niggas up in SF lmao but it does take me longer to type in nigga talk than not
>>623746
No!
>tugs your pants down hard, slips her finger up between your legs moans as she slides it up into your ass.
oh anon you're so tight today, I had to push hard to gain entry!
>she starts loudly sucking your limp cock as her free hand roughly rubs your balls
you're so dirty, you haven't even washed your cock...
>sucks your dick harder, loving the strong tangy taste
>>623807
Ugh don't finger my ass, that's weird
>>623783
Your own fault
>>623786
Thanks
>>623807
Call me when you git gud. I'm a bit out of your league, kid.
Hey everyone!
>>623813
>pulls her finger and licks it clean, before sliding it back up into your tight, squeezing ass and starts pumping it in out out harder
why? ;;
>slurps your dick harder as it starts to stiffen in her mouth
>>623807
>tfw kinda want to jump in on this
>>623827
Hey Rhin. What's up?
>>623833
Ahh
Fuckin cut it out, l'm gonna shit everywhere
>>623807
Good girl, I haven't washed my cock in years because it retracts into my body due to my obesity.
>The man plops his belly on top of your head as you work away at his microdick. His cock quickly begins to grow from out his fat pouch, revealing his smegma covered cock. The stench immediately fills the entire room.
>>623835
Nothing much, just kinda woke up and made myself coffee, h-how about you?
Is it over?
>>623843
You win this round anon ; ;
>>623866
the dubs have just begun
>>623803
>His palm laid onto her head and kept gently stroking her
Don't overthink it and just enjoy the moment as you do. You seem to be doing good at that already so don't change. There's surely going to be someone that'll like you the way you are
>Again he raised her face up to look at it, smiling brightly
Look at yourself - who would dare let such a charming young lady slip by?
>>623802
You'll last~ Trust me.
>Elena crawls backwards, tearing off your pants and underwear revealing your erecting cock
Oh look... Dick... Haven't seen that in a while...
>She grabs your dick and puts it in her mout, licking it hungrily
>>623803
I came back once to talk shit about a copycat.
Now I'm back to vent out anger, to make huge walls of text, and to do some lewd things~
>>623827
Oh look, it's Rhin...
We never got to do anything did we scales?
>>623866
What is over?
>>623885
I-I don't think so..~
>blinking, biting my lip
>>623857
Nap time! I'm trying to get motivated to go to the gym but it's cold as fuck out.
>>623866
It hasnt even started, family
>>623827
Rhin~
>He jumps on your kissing your cheek and hugging you lovingly.
>>623871
Blueballed again. Sigh.
>tfw at some point ya gotta get up and finish Christmas shopping.
>just want to shitpost n vidya
>>623879
Oh.
>>623887
>>623899
God fucking damn it.
>>623827
Hey.
>>623906
>finish
>tfw you haven't even started
>>623906
>video games
>>623894
>Elena inches in closer, pushing Rhin against a wall and surrounding him with her hands
Is it true?
We've never gone and done ANYTHING?
Holy balls.
Guess this will have to be our first time...
>>623885
Slow down I need to pace myself. I don't want to die anytime soon
>He runs his hand through your hair gently
>>623909
Hello
>>623913
video games are dead
>>623827
Hi pet~!
>>623921
Indeed they are
>>623871
Hang on your not getting out of this
>Grabs your head as you try to pull away
>slams your face into my still rock hard cock
>penetrates your eyesocket
>the jelly of your squished eyeball are better than any commercial lubricant as l sway back and forth, essentially punching your brain with my dick
>>623539
>>623626
It's so cute when you think I'm not here.
That being said you are wrong I don't exploit any dynamic IP, you are a moron for not knowing how to switch it. It takes 5 secs and no its not just unplug replug your modem.
I did cause the drama though I'm assuming its some mod that I cucked in a ERP or some shit. I was always amused by it.
>>623911
I only got actual physical gifts for my girlfriend and father. Errybody else be getting gift cards or cash.
>>623943
>It's so cute when you think I'm not here.
No one gives a shit if you're here or not.
>>623917
Ah well... Guess I really have to~
>Elena slows down just a little, still hungrily sucking and licking on your erect cock
>>623880
>sniffled a few times hearing your kind words, staring up into your eyes as you held her chin up with a newly forming smile. Her crimson face still present
Thanks senpai...I just, don't meet to many people you know?
>She wiped her face of any wetness that might have appeared
You're really kind, I wonder if I'll meet someone like you to take care of me...that'd be nice
>She held onto you tighter and nuzzled her head in your belly once more
>>623885
Niggas gotta do what a niggas gotta, and you the realest nigga round here lmao
>>623948
You clearly do, why else would you bother to reply.
>>623943
I just reset IP and clear cookies.
Post how you do it then?
Anyway the mass ban was because of you.
>>623952
>Hugs Anzu even tighter
I appreciate that~
>>623954
Whatup clown?
How ya been?
>clown is still alive
>>623957
Just change mac address then clear cookies as well.
It takes closer to 1 minute because of the modem having to apply changes but doesn't really affect anything. If I wanted to really abuse things I can just turn my wifi on/off on my phone and get a new ip everytime. But phone posting is shit.
>>623954
In your conceited mind replying to you means I care about you, how sweet.
>>623951
Thank you. How about instead of going too fast we do this
>He pushes her head down on his dick. Forcing her to take his whole cock in her mouth
>>623961
Welcome back babe, I still haven't died to alcohol poisoning. Was out doing things IRL since I do get away from my computer once in a while
>>623959
Alright it's shit post O' clock.
>>623961
>You are still alive
[spoiler]this is good[/spoiler]
>>623968
I was here before you and Im not your babe
>>623973
Very
>>623922
Hello mistress Peach~
>nuzzling your neck and cheek gently and kisses
>>623975
I call everyone babe, it means nothing to me.
Though you weren't in the ERP threads before me
>>623965
Feed the attention whore more, I like this
>>623985
I love you babe, piss in my mouth again pls
>>623990
It's nice of you to think that. I do in fact pay for both of these utilities, I've said it here before. I live on will money. Be a nice person to your grandfather for 2 years and he will give you everything, including the house.
>>623993
Naw piss is a shit tier fetish and you should feel bad.
>>623985
Im always before you everywhere
>>623990
The mass ban that made everyone pussies and move to trash I mean.
The mods got pissed at cp because he kept evading over and over so they banned everyone to try make everyone hate him.
He went into damage control for a while saying it wasn't because of him then lost interest in actively posting here with his avatar and now accepts it.
>>624001
Very
>>623952
>His hand moved under his kimono and took out a handkerchief, wiping what drops still remained on her cheeks
There's only one you need, one or no one at all.
>He nodded once after the piece of cloth had made its way back inside his pocket
I'm sure you'll find someone and become happy. Just relax, stop letting those rivers flow from your eyes and it'll all be fine
>A deep exhale escaped his lips
I guess I'm not that good at cheering you up, am I?
>>623954
tfw nights is being his usual faggot self
>>624000
>not wanting to humiliate someone by pissing in their mouth
>not wanting to fuck someones face with your dirty unwashed dick
Vanilla as fuck.
>>624005
Hmmm? No I gave up cause I was posting on /lewd/ instead. I'm too lazy to be involved in two communities at once. I'm still working on getting the rest of you to hate me, plus if I really cared I'd just switch avatars.
>>624001
You weren't even on this earth before, I got that age on you son.
>>624015
Aw so cute, he thinks I am some privileged, probably just mad his life is shit and mine isn't.
>>624016
This isn't really a surprise, to which ever poster you are. Not even sure which person would call me nights but its fine, you probably weren't important. Though I appreciate you remember me
>>624023
I never said I wasn't vanilla
>>624015
The moderation on /b/ is amateur as fuck, they do what they want. How long have you been here to think they follow some strict rule set?
>>623970
Hiya~ How are you doing you dirty boy~?
>>624033
where is /lewd/?
>>623968
Shitpost time best time, spitting out mad rhymes and kicking up shit like Rick motherfucking Grimes. Yeah, I need more time or I'll run out of rhymes, someone should drop a beat or give me some fat juicy teat.
I seriously need to work on my rhyming skills.Or grab a few pills, I don't know but at least I don't hang with donald trump shills.
>>623967
Mmph! Hmuh hmuhh hmuhhung hull hyuu!
>Elena keeps on sucking on your cock, even though it presses against her throat
>>623970
Mhahh... Would you look at that~
>Elena grabs the back of your head and forces you to a deep kiss, pressing her breasts against you
>>624051
Im the creator of /lewd/
/lewd/ was a mistake!
O..Ohaiyo!~
>>624007
Yes
>>624033
I started exsiting before you
>>624061
Very true
>>624035
>/b/ mods
>amateurs
2009. am i le oldfag yet?
There's a reason they don't accept janitor applications on /b/ and don't mass ban unless they need to send a message. That "Ban Entire Thread" button doesn't see much use.
And they've been wrangling ban-dodgers since the site launched, they don't nuke communities over that shit. They nuke because they want to herd people somewhere, like to /mlp/ or /trash/.
>>624073
The ban message was "replying to an avatar fag"
>>624061
And now look where that has gotten you, /lewd/ is an alright place. I've met like....1 maybe 2 people there I'd consider my friend.
>>624068
You can't start existing before me when you are younger, you gonna have to up your game hun.
So when you gonna come back to /lewd/ so we can hold hands together as I call you a faggot for liking boys.
>>624054
Damn you have those fat beats Nazi, if hitler was that hip maybe he could have persuaded the black community too.
>>624051
On the internet
>>624073
It's so cute when he thinks he is right when he wasn't even there in the threads.
>>624016
>She nodded a few times rubbing her face into your chest. Her head quickly poked up when you finished speaking, a slight frown on her face
You're fine...I'm always worrying about this kind of thing though so I get upset easily...sorry about that
>She wore a meekly smile as she stared up into your eyes
>Raiding atm wont be able to quickly reply
>>624081
Disgusting
Also, I have a bf
>>624054
S-shit I'm going to...
>He cums down your mouth and throat letting out a sigh
I-I think I'm still hard please don't kill me
>>624033
I'm just someone who finds you repulsive, you do not need to remember me...
>>624080
"replying to an avatar circlejerk" is not "replying to an avatar fag"
Unless you got a screencap.
>mfw downssyndromepiece mad I ignore his posts
>>624042
Good~ Just waking up more right now~
>nuzzles your cheek
>>624113
I know you have a BF/your alternate personality I just want to bully you. I wouldn't ever hold your hand I'd rather have it removed before that.
>>624120
Oh okay you can be added to the long list of fucks I don't care about. Means you were never anyone important, at best someone I toyed with. Glad I made an impact on your life though
>>624054
>blushes and nods, rubbing my chest to yours to feel your breasts against me, smiling and kisses you back deeply
Yes~
Anyone try'na get comfy?
>every time a tenryuu shows up it's just a meme poster who vanishes
:(
I just want a boatslut.
>>624122
The mod was deleting cps posts as soon as he posted and was doing it to nobody else. I got banned, evaded and then got banned again for replying to him.
Like 5 mins later the whole thread was nuked because cp kept coming back.
>>624144
Senpai you already know I'm comfy lmao I'm all wrapped up and snuggly while raiding in WoW, come on in and get cozy nigga~
>>624151
I was there, newfag. I talked to the mods in IRC.
Keep sucking his dick though, maybe you can be friends and play video games together. :^)
>>624150
I used to erp properly on her but i'm not in the mood.
>>624151
I got banned and I could care less about this clown shitposter, never directly talked to the faggot.
>>624177
You shouldn't be focusing on why ERP was moved to /trash/, that's just housekeeping for appearances.
The more interesting answer is why ERP was allowed to persist on /b/ for so long.
Figure that out and you'll have shed your newfag status.
>>624108
>He gently picked her up and carried her over to her cocoon, remembering how safe she looked in it
Stay put
>He disappeared for a while, only to return with an old ceramic teapot and two cups, offering one to her
It's camille tea. It should put your mind at ease...even if just for a short while
>Aight. Deal with your bosses, ain't rushing at all.
>>624186
>us oldfags right?
>>624161
>Dives into the blankets
You cozy 24/7 senpai, you've got it on lock.
Might hop on TBC in a bit desu.
>>624192
:^)
>>624161
yo are private servers stable now-a-days? Or do they still crash a lot, have a lot of shit broken/glitched?
>>624213
What expansion you looking for?
>>624081
Gotta work up on my rhymes, I need to define the time of my rhyme and the beat has got to be fine. I'd drink wine but that shit cost more than a dollar and nobody with cash ever answer to my holla's.
>>624115
>Elena pulls herself off from your cock, licking her lips and swallowing loudly.
Don't worry, I'll make sure you stand at attention at all times for as long as I want.
>She licks your shaft clean before undoing her coat, shirt, and bra, tossing them all aside to reveal her breasts
And besides, I wanted a snack anyway~
>>624136
Come on now, Rhin was it?
>She grabs his head and pushes it against her breasts, forcing his face into her cleavage
You know you like it!
>>624127
Ehehe Rhin is a cutie~
>He hugs you tighter.
>>624186
I don't know why people keep saying it was moved, nothing was moved.
People kept posting on /b/ after the bans but since so many were banned it was hard to keep them alive. I made the first erp thread on /trash/ after the banning because the /b/ threads were dying too quick due to lack of people.
Mods don't move the threads at all.
What was with the panzer and nazi posting in last thread.
I love it.
>>624227
>he stares at your breast in admiration but quickly snaps out of it blushing at how stupid he must appear. He pulls you making you fall on him. Your breast completely cover his chest and your pants are rubbing against his cock
>>624190
>Squeaked as she was snatched up and held onto your shirt gently. Her face lit up with a bright and wide smile as you approached her cocoon. She wrapped herself up and let out a deep sigh of content. Her eyebrow raised as you walked away.
>As you returned she looked much cozier and happy
Ouuh~ I love tea!
>Gently grabbing the cup she took a small sip and let out another content sigh
Mhmm...
>>624206
Yeo on BC if you need some shit I got like 30k gold on Excal WoW cause I ninja'd like 3 guild banks and I used to farm gold like a monster
>>624213
Not really, the vanilla server thats PvE is actually very stable, its where I mainly play right now
>>624299
Hi!
>>624299
Miyafuji~
>>624304
Rhin~ You aren't thinking about trying anything are you~?
>He licks along your neck and giggles.
>>624400
Does the excal private server have the new graphics updates?
I'm considering downloading it for some lewd erp with some friends that recently quit xiv with me.
>>624415
Hey Nia.~
>>624443
(Off by one)
Mizukiii!~
>>624446
Nah they still got old models, I like old models more honestly but thats me senpai, erp does actually happen on there tho, check goldshire inn durin dead hours lmao
>anzu
>>624469
Aw that's a shame, I was really interested in the new models :(
>>624443
Mmh~ Maybeee~
>smiling and blushes as I feel your tongue on my neck, my hands rubbing down your body to your hips, my tail slowly sliding to your thighs
>>624400
>He chuckled lightly, relieved that her mood had swung right back to the cheerful one he'd seen her be before
Drink as much as you like, I can make more later on
>He took a sip himself, holding the cup on his open palm
Just don't rush it or you'll get dehydrated very quickly. Looking as how warm and fluffy those covers look you might get a feever
>His head turned to the side as he whispered
Y-your face looks feeverish already...
C-can I have some lewd time with you?
>>624576
If you ask nicely there will surely be some horny slut that'll love to ravage your hungry cunt.
>>624596
>ask nicely
>not demanding
>>624461
How are you~?
>>624503
Bad boy~
>He kisses you and bites at your lip,
>>624667
>blushing and grins as you bite my lip, my tail gently poking your butt and gently licks your lips, my hands rubbing your waist
>>624633
>not wanting a cockslave to beg for your slimy dick
>>624667
A bit tired.. But other than that positive, I think. Guess your tiredness creeped up on me now.~
And you?
>>624693
>asking nicely
>owning a cockslave
pick one!
>>624684
Mmm~ You know what I want now though~
>He slides his hand along your back and gropes your ass.
>>624716
I'm alright. I didn't get to sleep as much as I should but I'll be fine.
>>624725
Why not both?
>>624754
I can't follow him either.
>>624469
Warmane private server has the new models it seems, I'll try it later on.
>>624740
Oh yes~
>biting my lip and smiles, my tail pulling you into me to grind yourself against me, moaning softly
Mm~
>>624555
>Trips checked
>Taking another small sip of the tea, she let out happy giggle
Thanks senpai, I usually only drink water but when I always enjoy tea when possible
>Her body warmed up as she continued to drink the hot tea. Slowly her cheeks became red and she melted down in her comfy cocoon
Its always super cozy in my bundle of blankets~
>She blushed at the sudden whispering
R-really? I was feeling a little sick earlier...
>She put her hand on her head to feel for a fever
>>624764
I had a 80 hunter with full BiS but after it got wiped I quit that server sadly
>>624760
I know right? I love being a cockslut. I'll ask nicely, beg, or whatever for cock.
>>624767
Good~ I can't wait to have my way with you~
>He rubs his hard cock against you through his pants while kisses you and pushes his tongue in your mouth playing with yours.
>>624839
>smiling and presses my tongue against yours and swirls against it as I let out a soft moan and blushes deeply and grinds back against your cock, giving you a slutty grin
Ohh~ <3
>>624814
>He stood up and opened up the window to let some fresh air in, closing his eyes as he inhaled deeply
The stale air isn't helping either. No wonder you felt sick
>He returned back to the blankets and knelt down, pressing his head against her forehead then switched to his lips just to make sure
You're a little warm but nothing out of the ordinary
>His hands took the teapot and poured another cup, bringing it close to her lips so she could take a sip then pulled the overs up to her neck, tucking them around her body tightly
Even if, you'll sweat it off quickly like this
How the FUCK is everyone today??!?!?!
>>624869
>He pulls his lips away from you and wipes away the saliva on his face.
I know what I want to do first~
>He pushes you down on your back on the bed and crawls up on your body, positioning his knees on the bed on both sides of your head. His cock resting on your lips.
Do you want to please your master~?
>>624945
Tired..
>>624839
Sounds like someone who would be thrilled take a nice deep breath of my crotch
>>624978
Did you get enough sleep?
At LEAST 7 HOURS MINIMUM!
C'mon!
>>624968
>blushing madly and nods, licking my lips and your cock with a smile and closes my lips around the head of your cock and flicks my tongue over your head and swirls my tongue fast around your head
Y-Yes~
>>624998
Yeah, I did.. I'm just, mentally tired today.
>>624980
If you don't that I'm a boy~
>>625015
Heh, I knew you would~
>He leans forward and pushes the head of his cock in your mouth. He slowly moves his hips, pushing more of his length in your mouth.
>>625050
If you don't mind*
fug
>>625050
\Oh, but I don't. That just makes it a lot more thrilling. There is no better cockslut than a male one.
How do you like your meat served? Unpacked and ready or would you prefer to play with it through the package to get it in the mood yourself?
>>625050
>moaning softly and takes your cock deep into my mouth and throat as you move your hips forward, bobbing my head as you do to take more of you in my mouth, licking and wrapping my tongue around your cock
Nnng~
