Why are women so unfunny?
I dunno but women lack something up in their noggin. Maybe a chromosome.
Because they don't need to be funny.
They don't understand the principals of humor. The setup, the twist and the punchline.
Instead it becomes identity comedy, which is closer to tragedy.
>>621148
>Why are women so unfunny?
Women don't really have personalities or interests, they just mirror what an influential man in their life was like (father, brother, teacher, boss, last guy who fucked her, etc.). They're like Silly Putty--it doesn't create anything, it just copies whatever it's pushed up against. And, like Silly Putty, when they've copied too much they go from being pink and elastic to grey and sloppy.
>>621148
Because they're cancer.
Because every woman who is put on TV in comedic role relies on "I'm a slut" and "I'm a jew" for their jokes.
It's tired, its old and frankly it stopped being funny 20 seconds after the first broad did it.
Watch ANY female comedian, and it'll invariably just be her talking about being a slut or being a kyke. ANY.
http://youtu.be/kjC8SKHG5cU
Comedic. Fucking. Gold
>>621151
woah
as a recent /r9k/ migrant, you're a first there iraq.
Hi.
also i agree
>>621148
This is pretty much the end all be all on the topic.
https://tayiabr.wordpress.com/2014/11/06/why-women-arent-funny-christopher-hitchens/
>>621148
Why are you such a faggot?
>>621156
Robot is a shitty board.
>>621159
Irekt.
>HAHA CASUAL SEX
>MUH VAGINA, AM I RITE?
>PERIODS, OUCH GUISE, RIGHT?
>HAHA I'M LIKE, SUCH A BITCH
>>621148
because they cant concentrate long enough to come up with funny material because they can't stop thinking about their rape fetish
>>621148
They are too politically correct from men by default. Someone who is unfiltered would come off as more comedic than someone who is tip toeing around on egg shells, metaphorically.
>>621152
this is more true than it should be
their brains are wired different.
female comics may only appeal to other women.
>>621148
dominance over concepts.
>>621156
Honest to god, lurk moar.
>>621151
R A R E
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>>621151
How's ISIS?
>>621148
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
>>621148
> Vagina joke
>girls idea of humor is making funny faces
Like a baby
>>621148
Because you're butthurt.
Maybe they aren't if the only woman you know is your mother.
MY VAGINA LOL
OMG I GOT RAPED LMAO
IM SUCH A WHORE LOL
I NEVER WASH MY VAGINA
MY VAGINA
VAGINA
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A
>>621175
Cunt detected
>>621148
They don't have to be funny
>>621148
Why is OP so unfunny, is he a woman?
>>621175
Lol faggot.
They simply aren't funny.
>>621172
and the point of their "humor is just to get guys to notice them and to take away attention from other girls. The best comedians of all time are all men. Women can not hold a candle to the brilliance that men like Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor achieved.
>>621150
this.
men had to get funnier to get laid.
all women get fucked.
so men improve and women atrophy.
it's the law of gender relations
>>621184
Twat
>>621183
>>621184
that is legitimately disgusting
>>621148
Because women lack unbiased observation. Comedy's base lies in observational skills and the ability to twist what we already see and know in the world into a parody and a show.
A man can act and do so in a way without any emotional or personal attachment to what he's saying or doing. A woman cannot think, say, or act without a biased, emotional expression. That's also why men's comedy is better. It's factual. Women's is emotional. Men can observe without bias and present the information. Women observe and then the information is filtered through their personal emotions.
Women can be funny you privileged male pig.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv-7feBZtGQ
>>621152
This, WTF. Every girl I know totally changes her value, opinions and beliefs depending on which man she has been spent time with for awhile. A sales pitch can change their entire life view in about 30 minutes.
I'd just like to say that not every woman is this way, but so many are I can see how a person would think all gals are soulless culture vultures.
>the only woman to make me laugh is a man
>>621148
men literally evolved to be funny
unfunny = didnt mate
where as men dont give a fuck if a woman is unfunny & will mate with any woman regardless
its literally that simple
do you guys think she got fat on her own, or that the powers that be convinced her to get fat to become the icon of the fat acceptance movement?
>>621188
>>621192
she was always fat
and Jewish
>>621155
>if it were a man saying that it would already be a frontpage post in Facebook
>>621148
jlaw is pretty funny
>>621170
Laughed at the jews part. This guy is literally /pol/.
Is the thing with the women a comedy or a drama play I can't seriously tell by the looks.
>>621197
It's your dick that thinks she's funny, not your brain.
>>621172
God. I can't stop getting these on my Facebook feed.
One thing I've noticed over the years is that actresses tend to be a lot funnier than most female stand up comics when I see them on talk shows and shit like that. Women can definitely be funny, but it seems like the large majority of female comics always tell the same type of jokes that are usually a combination of them being silly and promiscuous, and being a slob or some dumb shit along those lines.
hey guys guys listen: fat vagina poop, amirite? LOL
>>621156
Stop being a socially awkward retard and maybe you'll get laid, faggot.
>>621173
lmfao migrate back niccuh
>>621148
Maybe it's because they don't have a male brain so they can't make jokes suited for us.
Or maybe they're just unfunny, dunno.
>>621152
This.
Women just meant for babbies yo they just mirror whatever their partner is or wants. It's almost sad if you think about it, but the ones who rebel against this are bulldyke feminist cunts who are unhappy in the end since they're going against their evolutionary nature.
>>621148
Ohhhhh fuck this cunt. I'm not even gonna take the time to remember her name. Watched a few minutes of her special and it was pure torture. Absolute cock and ball torture.
>>621155
just looked up her stuff, complete shit. Sid not find amusing at all.
>>621155
you can not just post punchlines ya faggot
>>621189
>when my ex was with me she was a pretentious bitch because I had money, was educated and we went to upmarket places
>3 months after we broke up, she's suddenly a complete DUDE WEED LMAO hippy who believes in exploring the cosmos through your mind while getting high and would rather sit in a tent than a restaurant because her new man is a secondary school druggie music teacher in a rock band
>>621204
Stop being british and maybe you wont get cuckolded cunt, leave my ameribro alone you queen's cock mongling douchebag
>>621201
Acting and comedy are closely linked. Most female comedians are just failed actors.
>>621148
when a boy tries to be funny and fail, he's ridiculized and shamed. either he changes, thus is funny, or he just won't try to be funny anymore. so there's no males doing unfunny shit anymore.
If >>621149 says something unfunny, no one will shame her because they want to put their dicks in her various holes. (and girls are hypocrite bitches so they won't shame her in her face either, just behind her back). So she'll think she's the funniest thing ever, and will keep on doing so.
I mean it's just like why downies/retards think they're amazing when they manage to tie their own shoes. Because people act like they are.
>>621207
This women without male influence are like ships without rudders
Based Hitchens explains pretty well why women aren't funny
Only link I could find: https://tayiabr.wordpress.com/2014/11/06/why-women-arent-funny-christopher-hitchens/
>>621154
It's comedienne
>>621150
Yup, even if they're morbidly obese they'll get fucked.
>>621203
>Is this satire?
No. Her Twitter is full of SJW shit like this.
https://twitter.com/NadiaKamil?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
>>621148
Because women don't really need to be funny.
Men, on the other hand, have to because that's one way we use to attract women. Women tend to like guys that make them laugh. We had to get pretty good at it over the years in order to get laid.
>>621148
oh look
another white woman presented as inferior
>how can white even compare
>>621196
cringe doesn't count because it's not intentional. It's like praising an awesomely bad movie director.
>>621217
Can anglos even pronounce that word? I'd guess you would say it 'ko meh dee eh neh'
>>621211
I have an ex like that. Turned degenerate immediately after fucking a guy that was trash. I cut her off after she got robbed and was dumb enough to call the cops before hiding their drug stash.
>>621214
lol good comparison to the down kid. I'm gonna use that later.
>>621151
Never thought of it like that. Interesting observation. It's somewhat Shakespearean--his comedies are kinda shit by modern standards. Take the Merchant of Venice, the punch line is literally someone losing there entire fortune and family, but get this, he's not just any person, he's a greedy Jew! Lol.
That's female comedy, something that happens to men on a regular basis that isn't worth noting, but given a feminine view and passed off as meaningful or thought provoking. Terrible.
>>621223
I'd pronounce it as com-eed-e-yan instead of com-eed-ian
>>621223
We say it like "ko-mee-de-en"
>>621184
She's kinda cute desu
>>621151
>very intriguing post
Perhaps I underestimated you, Iraq
>>621212
>defending the scum from /r9k/
They're not even robots. They're just failed normies.
>>621148
carolynduchene is pretty funny on instagram
https://www.instagram.com/carolynduchene/
>>621148
Back in caveman days a few cavemen were sitting around the campfire telling stories when one of them farts. He's never farted before so it scares him. The other cavemen find this hilarious and the first comedian is born. He learns to fart on command and becomes very popular among his tribe.
A cavewoman decides she wants to be popular too, so, one day while everyone is sitting around the campfire she decides to fart and is immediately gangraped to death.
Moral of the story is a man farting is always funny but a woman farting is always kinda hot.
And that's why women are not funny.
>>621232
>https://www.instagram.com/carolynduchene/
>Finding this shit funny
Woman detected
>>621221
> Schumer's father is Jewish and her mother is from a Protestant background. Schumer was raised Jewish.
The question you should ask is not why women are unfunny, but why aren't the genuinely funny women in MSM? Despite what cucktural Marxism did to your image of women, you know they exist.
>>621187
Nice post anon
>>621154
>watching old clips of Johnny Carson
>he's talking to Joan Rivers
>even she's using "hurr i'm such a slut" gags
Carson seemed to like her though, before he banned her from the show anyway.
>>621148
Why are women bad musicians?
>>621239
like comedy, some are ok.
never any greats though, its strange. its the same in all artistic mediums really from comedy to art to music
>>621189
Wish my gf was more malleable. I've made her cry multiple times when arguing against her liberal ideals. She once cried because I called Michelle Obama a hot lunch dictator, though that was some time into the discussion.
>>621181
>The best comedians of all time are all men.
The best everything of all time are men anon
>>621239
I never thought about this. I can't think of any female musician that is hailed as a legend that actually plays an instrument. They all sing.
Billie
Whitney
Did Janis play guitar?
>>621148
Humor has a purpose and it is cooperation.
>>621154
Awh goodness that is far too true :-(
>>621151
>Make Iraq great again
>>621233
>
Men are funny because we don't care when bad things happen to them. When a man tells a story about misfortune we laugh. We actually have empathy for women so when she tells a story about misfortune we get concerned and feel bad for her.
Because they don't need humor to seduce men. Just their tits. It's evolutionary.
>>621152
>mfw when I'm dating a SJW and all I do is shit on her for her shit views
>shes now starting to like Trump because my influence
>>621178
>the horse fucker in the background
can not unsee
The only woman stand up comedian that I like is Natasha Leggero. She even points out that she doesn't find females funny either.
>>621188
LOL! Shoes
>>621201
You think everybody that appears on the graham norton show is witty?
its a play, they all got their lines memorised.
I cant stand people that have this logic.
>Haha, courteney cox and jennifer aniston are so funny.
Nope, their writers are funny
>>621239
Women can be great vocalist though.
>>621232
>https://www.instagram.com/carolynduchene/
I figure this is what my moms facebook would look like if she could figure out how to make a an account
Maria Bamford is legit funny. A few others.
>>621250
I'm dating a girl who was a moderate liberal, but now loves Trump, cause I spammed le 4chin dank Trump MAYMAYS to her
>>621258
I had her watch the last GOP debate with me. She basically agreed with everything Trump had to say. I pointed out that she had never actually listened to anything he said before. Instead everything she heard about Trump was a second hand opinion.
u should probably use that 10 seconds to give her a book.
Kindly ask her to read it, tell her its well written.
>>621222
>laughing at someone is praising them
>>621183
you're in the club with your gf when this mean bearmode son of a bitch comes up to you and slaps her ass
what do you do?
Male comedians often take the perspective of a human being in a situation.
Women take the perspective of being a woman.
Black comedians used to take the perspective of being black, which made the majority unfunny similarly to women, but a lot of black comedians nowadays don't base their act solely on race and in my eyes have cleared the hurdle that women can't seem to even acknowledge.
A male comedian typically thinks "is this funny"
A female comedian thinks "is this funny enough to women and gay men to get some money/fame"
The male equivalent would be shitty comedians like Raymond, Bill Engval, etc. that talk about their marriage to make money off of other married people and don't give a shit if it's actually funny or just relatable to a niche crowd of chuckle head retards that will laugh at anything familiar to themselves.
Has anyone gone to a comedy club and sit there and watch all these normies laugh at every joke and you just sit there and can't wait to get the fuck out?
>>621264
This
The way I see it: Men have nothing to prove; their humor is unbiased
Women seem to think that they need to prove they can be as funny as a man ao their jokes boil down to "MY VAGINA"
>>621150
This.
It's not really hard to imagine why men are the best in every profession when compared to women, men have no worth to society beyond their skill set. Men strive to be the best because they are worthless otherwise but women will always have their fallback, the gatekeepers of reproduction. Even a women with no abilities can always get by in this world because of that fact.
>>621264
>Black comedians used to take the perspective of being black, which made the majority unfunny similarly to women, but a lot of black comedians nowadays don't base their act solely on race and in my eyes have cleared the hurdle that women can't seem to even acknowledge.
That's probably why Chapelle was so popular. He could not only project from the position of a human being, but even go so far as to put himself in the shoes of a white person and actually understand why things are the way they are. Unfortunately it broke him.
the chick from Seinfeld was funny on occasion
>>621197
source?
>>621254
>Nope, their writers are funny
That's a problem for both genders, there's very few who are clearly funny on their own the rest are just telling jokes someone else wrote with a funny face.
>>621148
because it's witten in dem genes.
human males need to be funny and interesting in order to attract females.
females just need to be beautiful.
>>621156
Please go back to /r9k/. We don't need you faggots pouring in here making tfw no gf and height threads a million times a fucking day.
>>621271
This is exactly the case with Will Ferrell. People think he's a comedian, but he's just an actor who yells stuff.
>>621148
because they take everything literaly
can we end this thread now?
>>621274
He was the exact person I was thinking about when I wrote that.
>>621190
she has nice tits
>>621148
Because they're the butt of the joke and not the joker
Sandi Toksvig is funny in a grandmotherly sort of way
>>621242
Truth
>>621148
Because evolution
Men had to be funny to get laid. Women have to simply exist
>>621182
>gender
Sex.
>>621282
>implying there is a difference
>>621148
Man's goal is to be successful, have fun, and be happy. Since men's look for fun and happiness, they'll make jokes
Women's goal is to parasite other people, be superior than others people, and to manipulate. Making jokes won't help her for these 3 goals
>>621156
Hey, I'm an r9k migrant too. This board is much better
>>621277
>>621148
Im a Brit who now lives in America and one of the weirdest things I've noticed is that women are much funnier in the US
I've literally never seen a single funny European comedian, they're all absolutely fucking horrific. Not even exaggerating. Meanwhile I like Tina Fey/Amy Poehler etc. and Amy Schumer is alright except her style gets old.
Special shout out to that fat northern British comedian who LITERALLY ONLY EVER talks about food and her husband. Worst comedian I've ever seen.
>>621250
>she's now starting to like a kosher good goy who is proud his daughter is married to a kike and has more jewish relatives than even a half-jew
Yeah no wonder your SJW friend likes him.
>>621287
Only person I ever found funny from UK was Dom Joly
>>621152
this
>>621148
That stupid pig needs to be punched in the face.
>>621152
I hate women bashing on 4chan as I think it's mainly driven by lonely basement dwellers (in the same way fat-acceptance on Tumblr s driven by lonely fat women)
but this unfortunately sounds very accurate
women are incredibly social creatures that operate entirely on moulding themselves to whatever emotional situation they find themselves in, and the essence of humour is usually driven from standing up against a situation that you find yourself in (and often failing)
>>621277
>she
>>621263
Toss a chili cheese dog outside and lock the door while the beast devours it off the side-walk
>>621148
Because you need a personality and self awareness for humor and women seldom have to develop either because they can always rely on the hole betweenttheir thighs as a substitute for both
>>621268
I feel like any progress he made in terms of a black person was more than erased by all the regression he made by getting into islam.
>>621292
>Hurr durr white knight women are all special snowflakes immune from all criticism. Anyone who speaks poorly of them is simply a virgin neckbeard living in a basement.
>>621152 is one of the most accurate and insightful posts on the true nature of women and you shit all over it. Good going champ.
MALE COMEDY:
(Humorous observations regarding society as a whole)
FEMALE COMEDY:
Hey Ladies (Whoooo!)
Female comedian here, let me lay some truth on you, ok.
As a woman, don't you hate with when a man blah blah blah
My stinky vagina, am I right? Tampons!
etc etc
>>621297
This cannot be more right
>>621148
What still completely baffles me is how she is promoted as being an attractive woman
>>621211
Women are so susceptible to the influence of men. It is ducking terrifying, especially when it comes to drug abuse.
>>621282
>>621271
I've had this discussion a while back about Its aways sunny in Philly.
Some dude stated that the girl is actually funny because she is on the writing staff.
I looked it up, no she wasn't.
His actual responce.
>well, she is married to one of the writers, so some of the things are probably written by her.
Nah, all u males are really unfunny too.
This post is sad.
>>621265
I'm a big stand up fan, and it drives me crazy that my parents only ever like shitty-mid tier comedians. I'm not a dick about it, they can like whoever they want, but they like to invite the whole family to shows and I feel pretty much like your post the whole time. I've seen Craig Shoemaker's act three times now, it's always just a long buildup to the Lovemaster bit, I don't understand why you would keep coming back for that when there's tons of really good comics out there.
>>621303
Comedians aren't funny anymore
Yeah, we know races are different ha ha
Your kids suck ha ha
You got a divorce ha fucking ha
Comedy died in like 2005
>>621152
This is unfortunately the correct answer.
>>621299
>she is promoted as being an attractive woman
She's not a 10 just because she ate two 5s.
>>621254
This. American TV is staged as fuark. Americans are pretty good in their cover up, tho. They are good at selling it such that people fall for the illusion and believe it. It's the same with wrestling. If you can't sell it it becomes immediately shit. Otherwise it's watchable even though, you know it's staged, because they know how to sell it.
Sometimes TV-people are so full of them that they think they don't need a writer. This is when their shows become real shit.
>>621299
It's a conversion problem, in other words, simple mathematics.
Say a usual rating goes from 1 to 10 and 1 being ugly and 10 being hot. Say we give her a 3. Then we convert it to a rating that goes from 0 to 1. 0 being ugly and 1 being hot. Now we can map all ratings above a certain threshold, let's choose 2, to 1 and all below to 0. By our definition she is a 1 now, meaning she is hot. If we reconvert now to base 10 rating. She will be a 10 since a 1 in base 2 automatically converts to 10 while a 0 would convert to 1 in base 10.
>>621193
this is quite a depressing reflection of modern society. both sides are clearly desperate for approval via likes/retweets/etc (the faceless entity that indicates the populist value of a sentiment)- one made the OC in a "look at meeeeeeee" attempt at attention seeking, what passes for support for the OC is yet another, somehow independent attempt at attention seeking. they're desperately stepping on one another for the approval of the interweb masses despite this approval having no benefit in real life
and i post that, unironically, to an anonymous image board
Women aren't funny? What are you talking about OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv-7feBZtGQ&feature=youtu.be
because we are naturally inclined to have sex with women, or hate women
when i see a woman who isn't a complete hog, like the one in OP's pic, my first instinct is "can i have sex with her?". if the answer is no, my next instinct is "i hate that bitch, i hope she has a miserable life"
i can't then proceed to laugh at such a woman saying something, even if she repeated a joke verbatim, that a man has said which i found funny
comedy is funny when it comes from someone of low standing... non-hog women are naturally in high standing, they have attractive female privilege, and as such makes them a natural enemy. there is brief relief when you're hatefucking a woman to even things up, but the hate always returns
>>621313
jesus
>>621243
>Did Janis play guitar?
She didn't sing, that's for sure
>>621151
Identity comedy isn't the main cause of them being unfunny, it's identity comedy coupled with a total lack of perspective.
Some of the greatest comedians of all time like Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle relied almost entirely on identity comedy, but because they had perspective, they could "universalize" their comedy, which allowed broad ranges of people to be able to relate to it.
Take, for example, Chris Rock's notorious "black people vs niggers" bit. In it, he said what pretty much all middle and upper class blacks (and many lower class blacks who wanted to make it), many whites, many hispanics etc thought but either couldn't or wouldn't say.
And that, as in that bit, requires brutal honesty, requires perspective, being able to view your identity from the outside and judging it as harshly as someone who is entirely unrelated to that identity and owes it nothing would, without pulling any punches.
When you can't do that, identity comedy just degrades to "wow, can you believe what shit we absolutely amazing people have to put up with at the hands of our lessers?" which is basically what 99% of female comedy comes down to.
It is stuck in its own perspective, which is why no one outside of that narrow perspective can relate. A female 20- or 30-something comedian with liberal views from the big city will only be relatable to other 20- or 30-something women with liberal views from the big city. Even conservative women, or women from rural areas, or women outside of that age range, or women from other races and backgrounds will be left scratching their heads. Not to speak of the entirety or the male gender.
This is why male comedians come from pretty much every background imaginable, while female comedians come from a narrow range of backgrounds which are those which you'll find women with the most purchasing power and interest in comedy in (ie 20- or 30-something, liberal, from the big city).
Women are just bad at everything. Name a an art form and I promise you no women are one of the greats. They just simply aren't capable of greatness, despite how much they convince themselves they can operate on the same level as a man.
>>621316
fuck Janis, her voice sounds like sex between two homeless black men in a rusty jersey dumpster.
>>621313
That was painful to watch
Women suck at everything. All they are are walking incubators
>>621318
Harp music
>>621148
I have seen numerous female comedians I'll use an example of times when my family sit together to watch stand up
>male comedian comes on
>makes jokes does his things
>all males and females are laughing
>female comedian comes on
>only females find it funny
>father, brothers and me sit silent
I think women can only be funny to other women, for all their supposed empathy they can't see from another's eyes. Their comedy is completely moulded around "What it's like to be a woman hurr durr", whereas makes tend to talk about things everyone experiences, I don't know why that is.
>>621148
Because being humourous helps men to have sex, and so all other things being equal the man with the sense of humour had a reproductive advantage.
Women need to look just good enough. Nobody ever fucked a woman because of her personality.
>>621170
This, 1000 times this.
>>621318
Aren't females basically the only top violinists?
>>621326
Paganini FTW
>>621170
>the worlds most dour and unfunny faggot judging whats funny and what isnt
>>621282
Low quality b8
To all of you saying Nadia Kamil isn't funny you should check out her newer videos at https://www.youtube.com/user/NaddlesK/videos
Her BBC shoes act wasn't up to scratch because she was only given 48 hour notice by the broadcaster when one of the comedians was involved in a car accident and couldn't come. There's no way any person man or woman could prepare a good act with only 28 hours.
>>621170
Absolutely brutal. What a badass.
"This bull-dyke I know it Portland, Oregon."
So based.
>>621163
>They are too politically correct from men by default.
Because they can't back their shit up, lacking the testosterone.
women are inferior
>>621331
Yeah there are, it's called improv.
>>621331
Is this pasta, or do you specifically start these threads to post this?
>>621148
They have not evolved to be funny.
>>621299
WTF!!!
Editing and makeup is crazy these days!
>>621331
>never heard of improvisation
>>621151
Wtf i thought iraq is a glassland
>>621264
I cannot think of one nigger comic whose act doesnt revolve around being a nigger. Only funny spade ever was Richard Pryor, and only because he broke away from the coon humor shtick once in a while
>>621331
>28 hours to write a set
>talks about shoes.
A Improv class might do that trick some good.
>>621152
My ex used to be a hardcore atheist and hated everything religious until she met this christian guy and is now really religious and attends church weekly with him.
god I hate women.
>>621197
Canada's dick is compromised
>>621299
I didn't know her and just saw ops picture and thought that it seems of that she has so big fucking arms. Well, now i know why
>>621188
no no no awful shit
>>621148
Humor requires analysis, they're not wired for that.
>>621260
This is ALWAYS the case when someone whines about a politician being Literally Hitler. Trump, Farage, Le Pen...
>>621152
you're a fucking idiot…please don't procreate.
>>621183
typical white body.
>>621148
stop looking at 3d women then
>>621241
she cried because you argued rather then telling her like it is.
>>621152
Same thing happens with every man my mother has dated.
>>621152
you want the bitch to think exactly like a man? If that were the case the species would die out. It would be more of a competition than an attraction.
>>621214
Based, weed man.
Spot on.
>>621149
I want to kiss her on the lips while we hold hands.
>>621178
>that raging cunt with the airhorn
I'd love to dump a hot pot of soup in her rancid crotch.
Look at how Indignant they are. They don't even know what they're mad about. That one twat is having to explain to another why they are even chimping out in the first place. They're spoiled little children.
>>621352
I don't understand what you mean. He did tell her like it is. That's why she cried.
Also
>then
It's "than"
>>621148
this is actually a good question. I`ve never met a woman who made me laugh. It only worked when I was attracted to her.
Oh well once I met one who was complete sarcastic and cynic. Gave me some good chuckles when my friends were hitting on her
>>621269
Trips confirm
Would also bang
>>621148
They've never been totally valueless, and had to spin value out of entertainment for social acceptance. It's so much easier to do with sex.
>>621326
Not even close. Also, classical music as become so stale nowadays that the public's appetite centers on the personalities. Hillary Hahn, Sarah Chang, Ann-Sophie Mutter are good musicians, but there are men just as good as them with half the fame.
>>621152
This Anon is correct.
"And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him."
>>621251
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
>implying
>>621349
Did it hit a nerve, dyke?
>>621365
>the actor is funny for reading a script
>>621151
ISIS BRINGING THE TRUTH
>>621148
Because they don't need to be funny. If you want to plow them you will laugh about their jokes no matter how shit they are - your brain might even trick you into thinking they are funny.
It's hard to improve in fields where no improvement is needed.
>>621165
Most likely this
funny woman at 6:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
>>621148
Because comedy is about pain.
Ultimately the truest most hilarious things hit us where it hurts.
And women get everything handed to them in life.
They don't develop strong humor because they don't suffer tragic loss throughout life.
Men get shit on every day and comedy becomes their outlet to still not be defeated.
Women get handed shit and told "you're better than men at everything" so they assume they should be just as funny
but they just don't have the fundamental depth and sorrow that makes comedy work.
So they tell shitty jokes
and other women applaud them for being the only women "brave" enough to be comedians
>>621152
This is too fucking accurate
>>621373
They are mirrors to your soul. The vagina is the eater of souls.
humour is male
You sure dont know many women i suppose
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>>621148
Thank you. Amy Shumer fucking sucks.
There are many funny women, the only ones we get to see are dumbasses like Amy Schumer who like talking about vaginas and their emotional problems. Also, like up above, women are more easy to trigger, they take things more literally. Men have less of a filter, which immediately makes them more funny. Humor is based on shock value and timing. Which most female comedians don't get. Like the vagina talking Amy Schumer.
>>621152
>>621184
she looks like she is actively shitting her drawers on stage, and is enjoying it.
>>621193
this is a perfect example of why most of them aren't funny. the joke is basically "im a womyn. laugh" and when she doesn't get attention what she does? improve? take notes? no. the same fucking shit again.
isn't even relatable to most people, young girls and older women don't care, neither men. you could been said something like "eventually you'll take a shit in all your friend's bathrooms". sure, isn't funny, but at least makes sense to almost anyone
Every time I have someone pretending to be a woman online I instantly know they are a man if they make me laugh.
>>623094
>I instantly know they are a man if they make me laugh.
This
>>621148
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