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Which Pokemon would you want to impregnate?
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Which Pokemon would you want to impregnate?
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Kangaskhan or Nidoqueen
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>>594889
I like you.
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>>594781

You already posted her. Maybe Gliscor as well.
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>>596692
>Pokemon with condoms
So unnecessary, but so very lewd.
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>>594781
What would be the point? Pokemon always give birth the eggs of the female's species. And it would just be a regular pokemon baby when it hatched.
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>>596942
>And it would just be a regular pokemon baby

But it would be YOUR Pokemon baby.
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>>594781
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No question
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>>597436
that or a Charizard
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>>594781
Zoroark, or Gardevoir, or Lugia, or Blaziken, or Godra, or Arceus, or Weavile, or Xerneas, or...holy fuck there are too many to chose from.
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>>594781
Full colored image.
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>>597505
Perfect taste, my friend.
>Arceus
>impregnating God

That's some good shit.
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>>597723
Indeed, my african amigo
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I would smack that booty so hard, the resulting jiggle would throw the entire damn planet off balance.
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>>596942
That just means you could go into breeding and knock your pokemon up yourself.

I can't think of a better job.
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>>594781
Lopunny.

I would make this sexy bunny mother of at least a dozen little 'mons.
And the rest of the time I would just fuck her brains out.
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>>601015
If your here on this thread your IVs are probably terrible.
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Literally any and all!
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>>596942
So you are telling me I can breed all my pokemon with myself?!
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:^(
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for some reason the ideal of impregnating a Pokemon doesn't really appeal to me, I'd rather just have no consequence sex with them

if I had to choose though, it'd probably be pic related, although she isn't the one I'd most like to fug
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>>606862
In the pokemon universe people were originally pokemon. And people can become them.
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>>610864
And once upon a time people married pokemon.

If you can't make babies together, marriage seems kinda pointless.
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>>610548
Every girl wants to look pretty on her wedding day.
Any more pokemon brides?
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>>594781

Gotta fuck 'em all!
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>>618739
There's not enough pokemon brides.
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>>631871
So true.
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>>601225
This.
Also, holy christ. I never knew I wanted this fetish so badly.
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Would you?
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>>638688
It's only natural to want to impregnate other species as often as possible. Gotta spread those genes and beat competitors.
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>>610993
The show never states that a pokemon can't have an egg with a human.
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>Geodude
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>>638818
I approve of this reasoning.
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no lie, I would impregnate the holy hell out of a lilligant, lucario, or mawile
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That depends.

Are they a straight up POKEMON, or are they more anthro? Because if I can get an Umbreon that walks on two legs then fuuuuck yeah I would.
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>>644718
>not wanting to impregnate a feral Umbreon
C'mon man.
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>>644814
Sorry man, I sincerely can only get off to bipeds.
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>>618739
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>>618739
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>>644840
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>>647765
Holy fuck. I didn't know it was possible to make Jynx look cute without drastically changing everything.
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>>597732
Need more
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>>597723
Why not crawl up his vagina and become a god pokemon and than impregnate him.

Hes a god, your a god, your poke child will be a god
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>>662339
>his vagina
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I want to make cute Mienfoo babies with Mienshao!

>tfw you finally found this artist's new pixiv and she doesn't draw mienshao anymore
feels like shit man
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Blaziken.
Holy shit would I impregnate this pokemon.

I would be having copious amounts of unprotected sex with her. Daily.
Along with battling, her duty would be to keep my balls empty.

Her belly would have to start growing sooner or later.

At which point I'd probably decide to settle down somewhere remote and have a more peaceful lifestyle than the typical pokemon trainer.
And keep my blaziken as more of a housewife than a battle-mon.
Maybe adopt an alias as a breeder if pokephilia is frowned on or illegal, since I'd still make her pop out brand-new torchics regularly.

Seeing her with a big, round belly and knowing it was my offspring in there would make me ecstatic. And aroused.
We'd have an enormous bunch of kids in no time.
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I would easily Gothitelle, she is one of my favorites together with Gogoat. She would see it comming miles way tho.
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>>668948
This. A thousand times this.
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Renamon, of course!
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>>644814
4 legs bad, 2 legs good
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Just a question

If a pokemon breeds their female trainer, does it respects the "mother species" rule?
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>>678127
Depends on whether or not the male in question is of the human-like egg group. If so, then yes, the child will be the same species as the mother, most likely because the "egg" is being developed within the female. Works the other way around too, so if a male human breeds with a female human-like egg group Pokemon, the child will be the same species as the mother.

If the Pokemon is not from the human-like egg group, no child will be produced, much like when a dog breeds with a cat. They simply do not have the same number of chromosomes which can result in fertilization.
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>>678127
Let's go with no, because I like it that way.
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>>678449
I wonder if it doesnt go like some hereditary traits tho. If a male pokemon fertilizes a female, a human baby comes fro mthat, but if that said baby is fertilized later in life by another pokemon an actual pokemon egg comes out.

>>678457
I like the you you thing tho.
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>>678449
>If the Pokemon is not from the human-like egg group, no child will be produced
I like to think humans can breed with all pokemon, better fantasies that way. I don't wanna be restricted to just human-like egg group pokemon.
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>you will never be bred by a rough, dominant Luxray, ramming his thick, barbed dick through you as he keeps you in place with his jaws around your neck and his claws against your back
>he will never make you orgasm multiple times in a row with his amazing cat cock until your womb is filled with eggs begging to be fertilized
>his heavy, twitching animal penis will never flood you with loads of rich, sticky cum
>this will never happen dozens of times
>you will never breastfeed his kits
>and you will never start letting them sexually experiment with their mother's body as soon as they become Luxios

But one day, genetic engineering will make it happen.

One day.
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>>678933
>not calling your female friends for a " secret party" and then let your childrem spread your Alpha genes far.
>you will never be said oblivious friend.
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>>678457
It would actually explain how some humans have telepathy and other weird abilities.

They great-grandma fucked a psychic/whatever pokemon.
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>>638718
Would I?!
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