/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Suffering Competition Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
LAPIS
PEARL
>>552904
But Peridot was the one operating the lasers, not Jasper. Wouldn't it make sense for Jasper to fight on the beach and keep them away from Peridot? Jasper's strong and agile. Besides, she didn't even venture too far from the ship. You're acting like she was steps away from the temple door.
They also had information from Lapis about how many gems were living with them. If there were anymore, it's a decent assumption that they would've came out to help when Lapis escaped.
Calling Jasper stupid for her actions on the beach is pretty stupid imo.
>>552938
>Rose isn't stupid
Up to debate.
>She wouldn't bring Pearl to the front with her if all she did was die in the first ten seconds.
But she did. And that's what made Pearl "a good warrior". I reiterate, rewatch Sworn to the Sword. She gets crushed multiple times.
And poofed like a bitch in Steven the Swordfighter
>>552946
>>552956
PENIS
Holy fuck I really want to eat out Peridot's asshole
Post more mad max au
>pearl will never be your mother who's secretly into /ss/
>>552971
crushed is much different from poofed, friendo. If Pearl was able to fight for 6000 years and not die that's pretty remarkable.
Especially if she was poofed constantly.
i want peridot to suck her own penis
>>553001
that will not be happening ever
>>552933
How would you guys feel if the gems looked like this?
I made a gemsona
>>553019
Suicide
>>553027
Wow it's
Interesting.
What's it's name?
>>553014
yes it will!
>>553042
She's an obsidian. Her name is Bep.
>>553044
my niggah more
>"You're no fun anymore! This is why we never form Opal"
I am very ready to see how Pearl and Amethyst were before Rose died. I bet Pearl joined Amethyst when she hung with Vidalia.
>>553044
Now I don't feel so bad about asking for a really dejected looking pearl shooting up heroin.
>>553057
What a divine creation.
NEW EPISODES WHEN
MY AUTISM HAS A STAR SHAPED HOLE WHICH CAN ONLY BE FILLED WITH STEVEN UNIVERSE
Pearl is a SLUT
http://thetemplevault.tumblr.com/post/134801422893/we-have-reached-the-250-followers-and-to
someone webm or gif this
>>552966
It was stupid of them to leave the safety of the ship in the first place. And the only reason Jasper didn't go any closer to the temple is because the Crystal Gems met her out on the sand instead of falling back or staying where they were.
Lapis' information was dubious at best considering she was a prisoner who had spent thousands of years on a planet that rebelled.
>>553143
Why didn't they just kill Lapis? It's not like she's good for anything.
>>553186
Lapis is good for a few things.
>yfw Connie and Steven fight side by side against YD along with CG's
>yfw Connie delivers the killing blow
>yfw YD explodes like a concussion grenade, knocking Steven unconscious.
>yfw Connie follows him around days after he recovers, yet doesn't seem to interact with the Gems
>Connie's birthday a week later
>"Hey Pearl, what did you get Connie for her birthday?"
>"You know, you've been to mine! Balloons, clowns, people you've never met giving you presents?"
>"...Steven, where do you think we are?"
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU[/spoiler]
>>553186
This is a MEAN post.
>>553251
Caught you!
Anywho here you go, Happy holidays there ;_;
>>551356
Those episodes were confirmed to be out of order by the crew after they were put up on the CN site accidentally.
>>551440
There's been no confirmation on any kind of two parter. The only thing we know of is that "Earthlings" "Beta" and "Back 2 the Moon" were all marked Part 1-3.
However, the mid-season finale could possibly be a two parter like last time, we just don't know.
Most likely, the next episode off of hiatus will be Barn Mates, showing Peridot bonding with Garnet, followed by Gem Drill showing us the Cluster.
Gem Drill may or may not be linked to Gem Hunt and/or Gem Harvest.
>>552998
>crushed is much different from poofed
Tiny details I've missed whoops
>>553266
Dubs confirm that ;_; will have a merry Christmas.
>>553019
>thecrystalgemsfindtheappleofdiscord.png
>>553266
THANK YOU VERY MUCH I LOVE IT you have a happy holidays as well thank you for doing the pistol.
>>553268
Just how do you know all of that? Those posts have as much speculation as yours.
>>553290
I sure hope we both do!
>>553251
She's a fucking loser, man. No one even likes her.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
When is Lapis Lazuli?
>>553443
trash day
Why is /sug/ so shitty today?
>>553386
Steven likes her and that's enough for me.
>>553480
>today
>>553397
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
Do you think gems have tentacle dicks
>>553480
the fuck are you on about
these threads have been fucking nice lately, and we all know why
>>553522
Because of the dicks?
Can someone put a nose on my Jasper?
>>553591
the fan fiction of course!!!
>>553611
>>553651
Nah it's because of the dicks.
>>553667
I like dicks!
>>553655
Thanks anon
>>553699
trust me, we know
>>553699
Gay
This thread requires Alexandrite.
>>553309
What parts are you talking about?
>There are actual twitter posts (I don't have them saved, but surely someone does) of crew members commenting on the episode lists and saying that episodes were out of order
>not to mention them already having been proved out of order as eps listed have already happened while Barn Mates, the one that was supposed to be next, hasn't
>The three parter was literally listed on the site as "Earthlings Part 1" "Beta Part 2" and "Back 2 the Moon Part 3"
That's all facts.
The speculation I gave was all very general as well
>I only said that Gem Drill COULD relate to Gem Hunt or Gem Harvest as the names are similar a la Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem
>Barn Mates, like I said, was slated to be next a long time ago with Super Watermelon Island. Either it was renamed to one of the episodes we've seen (which is possible as well) or it will be soon as the description of it was "Steven helps two friends get along at the barn" and the ambiguous "friend" has been used in the past to describe Peridot (When it Rains)
>Gem Drill being soon just makes sense as it is clearly the current goal and the description "Steven takes a journey deep underground" is pretty telling.
peridot is cute
You know you want to do it.
>>553757
>>553757
:P
soo real talk here
who's most likely to get killed off?
>>553786
Cute Poil!
>>554004
Greg.
>>554004
Steven.
>>554004
idk about the most likely, but the most interesting person to kill off would be sapphire.
>>554004
peridot
>>553757
I'm going to do it!
>>554097
NO.If that happened Ruby would become a main character.
She is the most one dimensional charater of the entire series.
>>55412
Of course she's one dimensional, she's been in 2 episodes, and only appears when somethings going wrong.
all i want for christmas is tentadick lapis!
>>553786
This hurt me deeply because no one will ever propose to me and make me this happy.
>>554159
Why are there so many of these pictures?
PearlGreg is cute.
>>554208
It's a holdover from the Homestuck fandom.
>>554187
will u marry me, anon?
>>554292
Aw yes, thanks anon
>>554157
who the hell are you talking to
>>554291
no
>>554291
Only if you like trannys
>>554341
but then you get family discount on fan fic merch!!!!!!
you'd be a fool to turn down these deals!
>>554348
what kind of bigot do you take me for!!!!! of course!!!
>>554370
And you think pearl is a good character
/sug/, what's a normal day for you ? also what are you listening to ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY7GnAq6Znw
>>554524
>what's a normal day for you ?
ones where I don't feel like killing myself
Don't know what music we are listening to if people here don't really care. They won't even open the links I'm sure.
But here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFqnarz39Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRFqnarz39Y
>>554548
Don't know why you ask*
>>554524
>wake up
>go to school
>come home
>fap
>shitpost
>play vidya
>fap
>shower
>play vidya
>shitpost
>fap
>go to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRNjMwnIZk
>>553757
>>554107
I did it.
>>554567
>Young Greg
>Not the sweet perfection that is normal Greg
You sicken my insides deeply.
>>554524
Here's my normal day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbeH9GCtShE
>>554548
i always open the links hoping to find something new to listen to.
>>554585
I prefer older Greg myself, but I wanted these drawings to be about him and Rose.
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.11].png](https://i.imgur.com/larJ3mE.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.11].png")
>>554585
>Greg at all
Disgusting.
>>554524
Usually I just sit at the computer all day and walk the dog if I don't have work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uua_GIQsbqg
>>554625
>that one girl with shit taste
>>554524
>Wake up
>Do work around the house or slack off depending on my mood.
>Go over to a friend's house and walk his mutts and get paid for it.
>Have lunch if if I'm not heading straight home.
>Let my mutts out or walk 'em.
>Feed 'em afterwards.
>Make dinner.
>Consider getting back to finishing a crossover fanfic or starting a new one.
>Play vidya or watch TV.
>Pass out before I decide.
Oh, and here's what I've been listening to...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
I apologize for nothing.
>>554639
Yeah, I know what you mean. All those girls who unironically like Greg are baffling.
>>554561
at least you shower
there's still hope for you
>>554625
>Liking the man who would've fallen for Ruby and Sapphire
Say what you want about Rose, but her tits must have been top-tier.
>>554727
Anon, come on...
>>554727
Oh, oh no... This isn't what I wanted, this isn't at all what I wanted...
Continue.
>>554715
What?
>>554760
He's going by what Marty said about multiple smaller women.
>>554745
that song is shit
talking heads is shit
and greg is shit
it just fits. just like Marty's dick fitted in Greg's virgin anus
>>554796
>that song is shit
>talking heads is shit
>and greg is shit
>Implying incorrect implications
The only thing shit here is your taste.
>>554796
Why are you so negative, anon?
Do you need a hug from Steven?
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.33_[2015.12.14_02.50.49].png](https://i.imgur.com/aeGbTHk.jpg "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.33_[2015.12.14_02.50.49].png")
>>554847
I need a hug from Marty.
friendly reminder that this was pearls first few months without rose.
>>554934
and this was 12 years after rose.
>>554934
friendly reminder that nobody cares about pearls, let alone defective ones
>>554957
You shut your whore mouth, Homeworld supporter.
>>554957
just because you can buy in bulk doesn't mean you should be wasteful.
>>554934
>>554954
fuck pearl
He's an even bigger deadbeat than the father from Fresh Prince was.
Sour Cream needs to learn to appreciate Uncle Yellowtail.
>>554957
But she cares about you. And she'll never stop caring.
>>554918
Is Marty really that attractive?
Or is it just a meme?
>>554984
thank you jasper gif gem
you've always been there with your message and well.
>>554957
She doesn't need anyone to care about her, she's a rebel without a cause.
[spoiler]That doesn't mean I'll ever stop caring about her.[/spoiler]
>>555005
He's tryna meme us
>>554918
>would rather have a hug from Marty than Steven
What kind of sick joke is this?
I'm gonna turn your favorite Gem into a Heartless and there's nothing you nimrods can do about it!
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.37_[2015.12.14_03.05.33].png](https://i.imgur.com/l91PARX.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.37_[2015.12.14_03.05.33].png")
>>555005
He's unbelievably good looking.
>>555054
She lost her heart long ago.
>>555054
educationfordeath.jpg
>>555073
forhimonlymarchinganhieling.png
>>555063
Too bad he has so many WRINKLES!
>>555065
Well that would certainly explain some similarities...
>>555054
if trips pearl is captured by home world and is tortured forever
>>555063
Don't cause a scene, step away from the meme.
>>555106
no, plz no
>>555054
This dimension is under the protection of Uncle Grandpa. Burrow into it at your own risk.
because of strange circumstances jock and jc crash in beach city
what does jc denton do ?
>>555065
>remember when love was something you could touch and not just something you have to keep alive via holo-projection?
Marty is a fucking faggot who left this sweet piece of ass just because of a baby. Yellowtail is more of a man than Marty could ever hope to be.
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.05_[2015.12.13_22.25.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/vkMNPlv.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.05_[2015.12.13_22.25.17].png")
>>555087
Unf, wrinkles give him that rugged look which girls love.
This man is a hot mess
Ok /sug/, you are chosen to impregnate at least one gem. Which one do you choose?
>>555106
>>555246
Nah. I want to keep my waifu
>>555220
He's a mess alright.
>>555246
I choose for Marty to impregnate me.
>>555246
do they die? am i the murdercock?
in any way, probably lapis
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/84vDy3V.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.08_[2015.12.13_22.44.18].png")
>>555271
And a hot one at that.
>>555246
Armstrong, what would the child look like?
>>555246
The Cluster.
>>555273
>do they die?
In a way, no.
As far as I can tell, it's more like they fuse with their offspring so you might as well say they're reborn.
>>555246
Garnet. I want to know if a fusion would produce a fusion baby or twins.
>>555308
imagine steven unfusing into two even more worthless babies
>>555273
Their personality is dead and everything that made them "them" is gone and replaced by the child.
The kid might grow up to be something like their mother, whether it's nature or nurture that causes that is unclear.
>>555297
Seven vaganias
>>555318
Funny thing is, if it's confirmed that Steven cannot poof, that would not happen. That means the fusion kid would have their abilities regardless and be one person. It'd be less confusing if Garnet produced twins, though.
>>555342
Maybe more
>>555342
Okay thanks Pearl.
>>555351
>>555308
>Garnet will somehow have R and S as children and survive in your life time
>>555106
any pics?
>>555360
Imagine...
>>555388
>>555308
Well, if she only has one womb and one egg gets fertilized, then she should only have one baby.
It might be weird if she unfused during the pregnancy, though. I have no idea what would happen to the baby then.
>>555412
>It might be weird if she unfused during the pregnancy, though. I have no idea what would happen to the baby then
The only way Garnet's unfusing during pregnancy is if someone poofs her. Which mean she'll probably lose the baby and it'd be a metaphor for a miscarriage.
>>555433
>>555386
i need some, anyone got any?
let's just get it over with
https://strawpoll.me/6263351
Penises
>>555545
yes
>>555599
Sure m8
Bitch
>>555555
>>555002
Never noticed the animation error with pearl in that pic.
>>555524
Is Greg not included because he'd take all the votes?
>>554524
https://youtu.be/8iwBM_YB1sE
Don't judge me
>>555433
I wonder... Who else made that metaphor?
>>555688
Who listens to MJ in this day and age anyway
>>555710
Anon, you're awesome.
>>555760
Yeah I know
>>555760
t-thanks
>>555760
Arrigato.
>>555760
I appreciate it!
>>555800
>>555795
>>555775
>>555821
/sug/, pls.
>>555710
>that pic
40keks.jpg
Well, would you look at that.
/sug/ has spoken, fellows.
>>555934
100% correct
>>555934
Greg wasn't an option you stupid faggot.
Take your malnourished shark and fuck off.
reminder that dewy is cia
![Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.02_[2015.12.13_22.18.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/IxAeNXe.png "Steven.Universe.S01E48 – Story For Steven [derpyhooves].mkv_snapshot_04.02_[2015.12.13_22.18.45].png")
>>555969
Def
>>555977
>malnourished shark
honestly I'd take that anyday over that overfed whale
>>555986
Source? This is cute as fuck.
>>555545
plz dump
>>555934
>this anon
You're a riot.
How about you try this poll? It's better.
http://strawpoll.me/6263442
>>555986
>Steven has a flap for easy access to Pearl and Garnet
I'm really feeling it.
>>556032
I'm conflicted, do I choose Greg? Or Greg? Greg is a great father, but Greg is a musician...
>>556017
>http://c2ndy2c1d.tumblr.com
They're the artist who drew those KevEdd comics and the series of Steven giving the Gems makeovers.
Alright let's settle this once and for all!!!
http://strawpoll.me/6263459
>http://strawpoll.me/6263459
http://strawpoll.me/6263459
>>555980
I've got just the thing
>>556119
Objectivity is always encouraged and appreciated
Is the hiatus over yet?
>Those two people who voted for Marty
I have to say your intelligence is questionable.
>>555986
Santa's not black, that's just a nigger absconding with Steven's presents.
remember when dewey used to be cool?
me neither
>>556246
But their good taste is impeccable.
>>555986
why can't people draw steven just like what he is, a kid
if he isn't drawn like a little girl they turn him into ralph wiggum
>>556235
Post the full pic.
>>556281
Some people aren't good at drawing kids.
>>556119
>Mr. Smiley/Sinbad
have the showrunners said anything about why they went on hiatus, or when they're gonna get off hiatus?
>Greg's winning the polls
Not that surprising.
>>556302
why won't you guys post the better version
>>556502
You, for example.
>>556521
How am I new?
Besides, the polls were rigged.
>>552581
Good morning sug
>>552624
>>556550
I don't think the person who made this knew the definition of "tactical."
>>552652
>>556550
stop pretending to be me, double nigger
that's not even the full resolution
I need more Bad Pearl with fangs.
>>556582
Ask and you will receive
>>556596
>>556596
Arigato, anon.
>>556565
i have to do everything around here
>>556602
Beat it daddy-o.
Smoking is rad
>>556617
eh, I prefer this version
>>556637
>>556617
>>556637
>>556637
You guys really think the fang edit is good?
[spoiler]Thanks.[/spoiler]
>>555012
please change your image with this one, anon
>>555188
>>556652
Indexer that was the original size of the edit, did you enlarge it to fit the original resolution of the scene?
Because the quality is shit now, you made a low quality image you scum.
>>555360
>>556654
yeah man
we all appreciate it
>>556663
>>556704
>40 inch screen
>1920x1080
>cant veiw this image enlarging it here
Nigga bigger aint always better belive me I gotta small dick senpai and ur mum loved it still
>>556657
please don't listen to this maniac
here's the image you need to replace it with
Done
Now i'm going to play videogames
hope you guys choke on all that dick you're chewing on right now
>>556716
Stop giving him attention and he'll go away, like the seven guys that did that shit before him
>>556726
Can I choke on your dick?
>>556726
That's adorable anon, I'd choke on your dick anytime!
>>556673
someday sug will appreciate my hard work
>>556727
>>556733
I'm still indexer you fucking idiots
and that's not even mine, i'm done in the sense that the shit you posted in the last and in this thread is fixed
god, do i have to literally spell out everything for you chodes?
>>556726
dat long neck
dose needle arms
>>556726
don't need to thank me
Reminder that jasper is trash and a failure that will be easily forgotten when our lord Yellow Diamond sends her actual elite soldiers to deal with the Rose child.
>>556782
How tall do you think YD is?
Like Alexandrite? or like Opal?
>>556782
CGIDF please go.
>>556798
nigga i post the largest source available
i never enlarge
if you know what i mean
>>556792
Maybe about 8'6-9'0 tall. Her slender, thin frame just makes her look even taller.
>>556845
we still hate you though
>>556865
i don't care tho
>>556845
>>556845
There was no larger source for the fang edit you dickhead, I made the fucker, I know.
