>Rules are in the picture
>Not really, it's just a picture
>First 24
>Keep filler low
>Host has final say on who gets in
>If you get dubs on your entry post you're pretty cool
>>527820
Yuusha
Captain Spaulding
Classy Raven
>>527820
Maria and Harusame
Minako
>>527820
Ririchiyo
>>527812
That one actually happened, and you're the one who's calling me the worst?
Francis York Morgan
Pussy Slayer Extraordinaire
Da Phuc
Keine West
>>527812
Well, If you think you can take it i'm not going to stop you,
it does pay incredibly well at times.
>>527815
And welcome to more reasons as to why i'll never get along with Gaymina
Desert Punk,
I'm going to sleep after this entry,
Good night losers
Gurren Lagann
>>527820
Kokonoe
>>527820
Lord Beerus
Haru
Kiryuuin Satsuki
Tamaki Suoh
Severa
Gear
>Filler
Ursula-sensei
Hajime Hinata
>>527847
Permission to rename to "Redhead inferior to Michi"? Pleeeaaase?
>>527820
Julie Sigtuna
>>527802
Nope. Not on your head.
>>527810
Yeah I'm fine! Does it also make you cuter?
>>527813
I might either fix them, or tell you how to fix them.
Here's my ID.
Le Epik Man of Straw
Leeron Littner
>filler
>>527853
No? Don't compare me with that airhead, please!
Death Star-chan
>>527849
>filler
>have half full cup of hot chocolate in room
>forget about it for about a week
>come back to it today
>it's congealed, white bumps floating at the top
>pour the contents into kitchen sink, clean out cup, go into living room and rethink my life
Genuinely one of the most unpleasant things I've ever experienced.
>>527862
The ass was fat
>>527856
Kek, it's expired
>>527856
I guess it all checks ou- wait, hang on, it's expired! You need to renew your ID first.
>>527866
I'm a time traveler though.
>>527848
It's 2015, Aikawa. Your card is invalid.
>>527839
Night.
>>527839
Money is important when you have a black whole for a stomach, like me. I'm Yuma by the way, i think i never got your name.
>>527826
Dammit, you are not going easy on me right? I bet you love telling bad news...
>>527833
Yes, because you always treat ne like shit
>Drinks cheep bear.
*hick*
>>527856
>Fucking kek
>>527856
So?
>>527839
Good bed
>>527849
>Boops nose
Late as fuck Izaya
>>527863
>It's basically just because I don't want to enter her every game, but I still want to get as many wins as I can with her
>>527863
>filler
>:^)
>>527872
>You'll never be the one that applies Kamina's war paint
;_;
Anything wrong?
>>527861
The airhead is the one's game you just entered, baka!
>>527865
That's no ass...that's a space station.
>>527835
Maybe you should go check.
>>527882
>>527877
You can give my spot to Izaya
>>527882
How can you even compare us?! I am a swordfighter and unimaginable cute. And you are just...you! Different people!
>>527866
>>527867
>>527869
ugh, you got me...
I'm from the past, it's still legit where I come from, I swear.
>>527872
I don't see any horns on your head.
>>527882
Who will save us from the. sprawling infection that is anime
>>527882
I've arrived! The Hero who will save the world!
>>527887
She can have it, i can always get it back, one way or the other
>grins
You should've given it second thoughts teaching your daughter the tricks of the trade back in the ''other time'', Father!
>>527882
fucking weeaboos
>>527871
No. I'm sure as day that the moment you slip that ring off your finger, your life ends. Only thing is, there probably is an ars magus out there somewhere that could save your life. Its just very likely you wouldn't still be you.
>>527880
Don't play with my heart Anon.
>>527894
It's not on my head.
>>527882
Michiru-chan's game?! I'll... I'll do my best~!
Izoyoo swapped in.
>>527878
But you entered every game as >Filler for a few weeks now
>>527871
>>527894
I'm going to bed now, goodnight
General Trump
>>527906
Goodness this hallway is long...
>Pant, pant
I've arrived! (Again!) The Hero who will save this world!
>>527913
Yeah, that will make a good examination table.
>>527913
Nighty nights Ririchiyo.
>>527904
Yeah yeah yeah, just don't make me wait for you just because we are district partners, prettyboy.
...You do know how to fight, right? Or do i have to carry you on my back?
>>527906
Thanks for the name change fagit.
>>527888
Thank you for the spot noot pal.
>>527886
I lol'd
>>527915
>Kicks him in the dick
Yeah yeah, insert name and title here.
>Kicks him again while he's down
Guns don't kill people, I kill people - Izoyoo
>>527907
>Maria
>giving a shit about others' enjoyment of the games
You new, friend?
>>527897
Naga...
>>527926
Slicing a person... With a gun? Archangel Michael-sama is a fucking idiot.
>>527926
You know what, fuck whoever gave him the spot.
>>527927
Sorry not me.
>>527926
No district mate of mine will be a pussy.
>>527902
...Hmph, if that's the only choise i have then so be it.
>>527929
I didn't say you did it with guns, you idiot!
>>527925
You think the Hero will be foolish enough to play around with your cheap illusions!?
>>527926
A wise choice of body guards, serving a lord is not an uncommon job for the Hero. Maidens are more rare than one expects in the line of heroing!
>>527928
D-did i say something bad? I didn't mean to, Father. I just was good at picking up the finer arts of ''forceful disownership of sweets'' because then i wouldn't be compared to Mother.
>>527904
>>527926
Is that your best, Blondie?
>>527925
That's fairly rude, you know.
>>527936
Where
is
KUUKO
>>527927
>getting called a newfag for missing Nepgear
>>527934
Then why add the guns don't kill people part? Double idiot!
>>527935
>Kicks him in the dick again
Yes.
>>527937
Raven. How long have we known each other.
>>527937
R-Raven-chan! He appeared out of thin air! Your poor old powerless Tamaki stood no chance! You should've been there to protect me!
>lunges to hug your waist
>is a ghost and falls right through
>hits the ground which is still solid for some reason
O-ouch!!
>some dumbass anon plans on asking his mom to jerk him off
here's the post, go back through replies for context:
>>524564
>>527907
I know I did.
>>527920
Anytime.
I bet Severa has a cute diary with little flower stickers and stuff.
Already peace, damn. This is going to be a long game.
>>527936
No, I just wanted to be able to outsmart you for a little longer, kiddo.
>>527946
Gods! Just sit there and try to stay awake while i show you how to survive the proper way!
And get yourself cleaned up, you look like a pig!
>>527949
My service is in high demand.
>>527935
Shit, the Hero-clan's here.
>>527951
With your natural thieving talents and Mother's overall brilliance, nobodies candy stash will be save from Severa!
>fistbumps into the air
>>527943
T-that's not the proper way to conduct combat! This is way too one sided! Have at thee, mongrel!!
>slashes at your shoulder
>>527949
Wait! We mustn't let this turn into a Bloodbath! There will be too much at stake and too much to lose on all sides. This is the job of the hero, to prevent all unecessary bloodshed!
>>527949
You know what they say about good times, yes?
>>527778
Try to see how long you can go without snarking.
>>527947
>7 hours ago
>>527949
With all your heart until it hurts to love.
>>527949
''Dear Diary, i woke up today and saw Michiru being a nerd as usual and the peopel around the arena to be boring as ever''.
>>527945
*matter-of-factly* Hey, I was just pointing it out. I already know you're irredeemable.
>>527946
*looks at you on the ground* How did that hurt if you're a ghost?
>>527949
We may need to step up to the real thing if this keeps up...
>>527966
kuuko
>>527958
How brave of you, demon! Coming out into the open this boldly. Are you ready to meet your end? I'll give you a chance to flee, a luxury none of your kind has ever had the compassion to offer our side!
>>527971
>>527940
Leave me alone!
>ignores
>>527966
kuuko
>>527973
kuuko
>>527961
>Deflects it with switchblade
So you wanna fight a poor innocent pure civilian? Some hero you are ~
Oh well, guess it cut be helped
>Kicks him again in the dick.
>>527970
Atta girl raven, you know me too well.
And I feel like you consider that a bad thing.
Heroes have porn too.
>>527932
Honestly it'll probably be impossible and create a number of paradoxes and other problems.
>>527973
kuuko
>>527972
You know, it's quite rude to try and kill someone just because of what they are, it's how you say, kind of racist, demons are no more different then humans if you bother to get to know them.
>>527977
Thanks!
>>527977
So are we going kinky or killy with my body?
>>527955
A p-pig?! In what way, from what angle, in what DIMENSION, would I ever resemble a pig, my fair maiden?!
I am slim, I am refreshing, my perfect skin does not serve well as fried rinds!
>>527970
There is an odd way that your emotional attacks translate into physical pain for me, even as a ghost, you throw spears into my ecoplasmic body...
>>527977
I should try to mix alcohol with candy..Two birds with one stone!
>>527986
kuuko
>>527977
>>527982
Kill.
>>527986
kuuko
>>527984
You got dirt on your face after that beatdown, you bumbling idiot! And call me fair maiden again and you'll receive a few bruises for free!
>>527988
Ramsay*
>>527977
Not at all...
>>527992
kuuko?
>>527980
But demons are evil! The constant conflict, the massacres, the deception! Yes! The deception!
What is to prove that you won't attempt a sneak attack on my life should I decide to spare yours?
>>527976
T-this is getting out of hand! You can't simply say that you've blocked my legendary sword! The sword of the hero with your wood carving knife! That makes no sense!
>>527977
WAIT! That's not mine! That's not mine! You've got it all wrong!
>>527978
Fine i'm hopeless i know that!, stop crushing my almost non-existent hopes....
>>527990
Can't we do the first one though?
>>527976
Since when is that a good thing?
>>527977
So we stepped it up anyway. Find by me! *grabs my head* Ugh...maybe a little too much, though...
>>527984
Then stop being a pincushion...or a spearcushion, as it were.
>>527977
This is what happens when you drink the cheap shit.
Kuuko
Some hero this kid is.
Satsuki gets her horns inspected.
>>527960
I'm sure they won't, Sweetheart.
>>528001
Kuuko
>>527848
C-cute?!
>Pushing fingers together
I-I mean... I don't know... does it?
>sorry for the late reply, the grind is real.
>>528003
I don't get enough attention so I'm gonna shitpost.
>>527996
Have I shown any attempt to cause harm? No I haven't, will I? Only if you try and hurt my friends.
>>527992
F-fine, UNfair maiden who chooses to torment this poor host with verbal assults and accusations of being a porker!
>>527999
I'm multi-purpose. Do not worry your head, my dear Raven, your host will be back, ready to recieve more spears and pins and whatever the sort! Have your own prepared! I'll let you stick yours first!
>>528006
I think so, yeah.
>>528003
comfy
>>528011
I'll join
>Kuuko
>>527998
Nej.
>>528003
I refuse.
>>527996
I'm Izaya Orihara, Information broker of Ikebukuro.
I do whatever the fuck I want.
And this is what I want to do.
>Kicks him in the dick
>>527996
Fuck, this anime was bad. I tried so hard to like it for the demon girls tits, but it was SO bad.
>>528011
I get plenty of attention but I'm going to shitpost anyway.
>>528003
Tell me what this one's about.
>points at Tengen Toppab Gurren Lagann
>>528011
>Chiaki
>>528019
impostor
>severa
>>527996
*overhears* Demons are evil, are they? Tell me more.
>>528003
We seem to be doing a lot of relaxing...
>>528015
*mutters* I can hardly wait...
>>528003
Sure why not.
>>528024
Fuck, this made me laugh.
Hey guys want to play some splatoon with me?
also kuuko
>>528028
Ok deal
>Kuuko
>>527999
Yeah I'll give you that, even I don't want to know me.
>>528020
Pl0x hombre
>>528003
>you will never relax with satsuki-sama
>>528015
Hey, i am the daughter of Ylisse's most famous/notious thief. UN-fair is in the back of the dictionary for me.
You got a name, cutie? ou remind me of someone.
>>528004
What do you think, Father? Blondie guy sure reminds you of Inigo, huh?
>>528003
I wonder when my luck will go sour?
i work alone
>kamina
Arena evento.
If you were rooting for someone, they're probably dead now.
>>528029
But now you're extra ready to fight.
fuck my ass
>kuuko
KILO
UNIFORM
UNIFORM
KILO
OSCAR
>>528036
>>528043
No! No!
>>528042
You betray
>>528013
No... you haven't just yet...
In some cases the Hero must exercise is ability to negotiate. Peace is a wise choice in many hostile situations. If by your friends you mean your fellow demon spawn, I cannot guarantee their safety should they choose to harm mankind!
>>528022
This keeps happening!!
>deposits d*ck in the local bank
C'mon! I'll chop your legs off!
>>528029
They are constantly at war with humans. Invading our land, mistreating our people, the massacre of armies. They are a plague to our well being!
>>528003
Is this the power of gunpowder...?
>>528043
I must live on! Your sacrifice will not be forgotten!
Reminder that if you don't shitpost against the attentionwhores you're actively destroying the games.
>>528043
If i am going to get swarmed by Risen, i'm takign as many of these idiots with me!
>>528039
Twinkletoes? Sure, I can see a resemblance.
Hey guys want to play some splatoon with me?
>>528046
...Kuuko...
>>528042
>>528051
I betray
>>528043
Of course. Self preservation trumps all when it comes to humans. I don't blame you.
>>528049
That's a nice sword, think I could sell it on eBay?
>>528055
Reminder that reminders remind people to remind reminders.
>>528043
THEY'RE EATING HER. THEN THEY ARE GONNA EAT ME.
OH MY GOD
Shitposting at 9am on Saturday? What is this?
>>528062
no deal
>hades
>>528053
You fucking won't you shitstain.
>Kicks him in the balls
>>528053
Most of my friends aren't human, most of those are demons, but there are ones that are other creatures, but I also have many friends who are humans, hell I even have an adoptive father and brother who took me in.
>>528062
>I'm not even ironically shitposting, just shitposting for the fun of it
>>528058
Atleast Inigo has his uses. I can't say if Blondieboy does. He is like Twinkletoes and Blue Jr Number 2 combined!
>>528066
>not drawing out the GOOOD
retire immediately
>>528036
If that's the case, how do you manage?
>>528043
Note to self: relaxation and alcohol aid in defeating ghouls.
>>528053
What would you say if I told you you'd meet one that isn't interested in that?
>>528066
>Oh my goooooooood.
FIFY
>>528016
>Starts turning red
I-I mean, if you say s-so!~
>>528064
>Sword burns to nothing a few seconds after being thrown.
>>528067
Idk. I fell asleep during comfy hour.
Everything was going fine then.
Hey kuuko want to play some splatoon with me
>>528076
>>528081
>I was forgeting which part to draw out, I almost did D.
>>528068
>>528074
>>528043
Help!
>>528082
You should take off your mask more often
>>528072
Izaya is master of hardcore RP.
>>528067
>americunts
Reminder that kuukoposting will never be a thing and you should stop doing it.
Well, you see Raven, you're not supposed to IMMEDIATELY go back to relaxing.
>>528088
The worst part is you did neither.
>>528093
Please go and stay go you obnoxious twat
>>528093
severa
>>528079
I live to find the one person that could deal with me.
If humanity is as great as it is surely someone from it could put up with me.
>>528093
>finn
>>528093
>kucko
>>528092
>tfw americunt nightowl
>>528072
If that were my weak spot, I'd be dead right now! Do you have no common sense?!
>>528073
You're... you're just a serif! A slave! You've been serving your masters than! Demon or human, it makes no difference when you are considered a an existence lower than a bug!
That's it isn't it? Do you expect this Hero to free you?
>>528079
Well... good for them... but I cannot do much for a kind that will inevitably be enslaved once the humans claim victory over the accursed demons of the underworld. There is only so much a hero can do alone.
>>528094
Wait! My sword! Don't make me use my teleportation magic!
>>528091
Not hardcore. Izaya is master of EXTREEEEEEEEEEME rore praying.
>>528039
>Changes into policeman cosplay
A thief, you say? Well, theif! You steal such petty things as gold, you are dealing with a much higher grade of theif! The thief of the maiden's heart! I can see my gravity is already beginning to affect your soul, white as snow!
For I am Tamaki Suoh! The Prince of Hosts!
>>528095
>it sounds better without the d
>>528093
I miss Makoposting. And Mako.
>>528093
hey kuuko want to play some splatoon with me?
I want to fuck Nonon.
>>528106
>that's what Yoko and Ruby both said
>>528111
me to
>>528111
me to
>>528111
I do not
>Cody
>>528111
ill join
>cody
So, eh, Feast! That too!
This game is going to be a lot faster than I expected.
>>528103
No, I live a happy life, got all that I want, have many friends and yeah I have a master, but she's only been that for a few years, and she really lived a normal life until she was sixteen, when she found out she was actually a demon.
>>528111
I do as well
>>528067
>not being france master race and being at 14:14
this hon hons my baguettes
>>528091
RP fight master Izaya.
>>528104
>Does a kick flip
>Kicks the kids in the nuts
EXTREMU ROLE PRAY!
>>528103
So your balls into your weak spot?
Hmm...
That can only mean one thing!
>Kicks him in the vagina
>>528112
>not what sunset said
>>528116
>>528093
impostor
>kuuko
>>528094
Damn...why didn't it work that time?
>>528098
You mean you want a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?
>>528103
*calmly* My father is a demon. What say you now?
>>528127
>kuuko
>>528120
I hate clowns.
>>528123
It's 3 pm in France, you dip.
Beery Beery gets baited.
>>528130
Nah that shits gay, I just want a person that can put up with me.
>>528130
Cookie?
>>528133
I'll make her pay.
>>528133
>(Player1) reaslises (he/she1) has no meat for dinner, and ends up eating only cooked vegetables.
...I see nothing wrong here. Carry on.
Who was Kuuko anyway? Nep? Either way I hope she says go.
>>528133
i was lie
i am actually in ghana at 2:14
get me out of here
>>528120
Foolish woman! That wasn't meant for you! Unless... you're a demon...?
>>528121
What a shocker that would've been... a demon who is happy with a master. Who am I to define the happiness of others? This hero who blindly swings his sword for what he believes is the greater good?
>>528125
Who are you even attacking anyways?! I don't even have those!
>>528130
You look like a demon princess. Your father must be a great general. Where is his land? His fortress?
>>528133
This is fine... the Hero cannot be picky with what he ears for supper. Whatever keeps him carrying his blade, the hope of mankind, is good enough!
>>528136
go
>kuuko
>>528136
>enabling Kuuko
>not ignoring Kuuko
Kill thyself
>>528152
When she got the oldfag mentality
>>528152
About 1 month, and 3 weeks ago
>>528152
The moment you started taking yourself so seriously as to consider yourself an oncologist.
>>528136
Chug bleach, faggot
>>528147
Well if your balls aren't your weak spot and you don't have a vagina. WHAT FUCKING GENDER ARE YOU? CAITLYN JENNER!?
>>528147
Well you wouldn't be the first one to do that, damn Basara back then was annoying.
>>528145
no deal
>cody
>>528137
Have you ever gotten close to finding one?
>>528140
You mean you didn't eat them all?
>>528147
Heh. I realize you must be from a different reality...but if you knew just how wrong you are...
Reminder that anyone who avas a cute girl to whore (You)s is immediately discredited as an RPer and should be ignored completely.
>>528143
I'm too lazy to fix these events, I'm making a new code anyways.
LAST FOUR!
- Questionable Hero
- Le Epik Man of Straw
- MyNiggo
- Angry Principal Lady
>>528144
Are you asking me? Kuuko is a friend of mine who took a long break and then came back, it made me happy.
>>528167
Are you calling me a glutton?
I ate one.
>>528167
Nope. Whys that.
>>528169
You know, some people actually ava cute girls because they like the character.
