/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Connie never had a Edition before
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Time until the hiatus end:
Subjective.
I like this thread more.
This feels official.
Why don't you guys wait till the thread reaches age ten before starting a new thread, there is no point in starting a new thread when you can still post in the old one
Better thread post here pls
>>508412
Because we aren't held by /co/'s rules anymore.
I'm sure Connie had a edition before, but the archive of that time is dead
We need a new gem. At the very least a new fusion.
>>508443
fuck off pearlshitter you are the worst meme
>>508469
this thread stinks like ass better close it.
>>508465
No and no.
>>508456
I counted four /sug/ threads in the catalogue
>>508465
And don't worry, you are getting a Peridot-Steven fusion soon
>>508465
We have Lapis, Jasper, Yellow Dio, and Centipeedle to get through we don't need fucking more.
>>508484
>thread stinks like ass
New meme
>>508501
Centipeedle needs to take on a human form soon or I'll leave the show.
>>508538
What if >she choose a non-human form, like a dog?
Why can't Matt put in a good word for us so we can go back to /co/?
I miss it.
>>508553
As long as it can talk.
>>508557
Because the only shitposters on the staff are Sugar and Zuke
this thread seems kind of shit but I don't discriminate!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 28 (1/2)
"Alright," connie whispers through her mask, "you know the plan. I will plant the explosives. Wait for my signal to start shooting. Allahu akbar, brother" "Allahu akbar"
peedee replies sullenly. A flash of anger in Connie's eyes. "Don't tell me you're getting cold feet right now. We've come this far." She hands peedee his pistol.
"Wait for my signal" she repeats. Peedee holds the gun out in his hand and gives it a long look. Can he really do this? It had felt so right planning the whole thing
that the possibility of his not having the stomach for it had never occured to him. He squeezes the grip and looks toward the back entrance of the building. Suddenly
from behind "FREEZE TERRORIST SCUM. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. PUT THE GUNS DOWN NOW"
Peedee looks to Connie, unsure of what to do. She gives him the subtlest possible nod.
Peedee whips around and fires on the officer 1, 2, 3 times, all misses. He hears the door slam next to him as connie vanishes into the building. His finger is tightening
on the trigger for the fourth shot when he is knocked to the ground by a great, dull pain in his chest. On his back, staring up at the sky, peedee clutches at his
shirt and feels his warm, sticky blood draining from the wound. Is this it? After all they had been through, all the hard work and preparation, was it all going to be
ruined by some cop with a grudge? Life is unfair down to the very last day. Peedee closes his eyes and waits for god to take him while footsteps rush past and through
the door.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>508609
Barricaded in the bathroom, Connie digs through her bag and retrieves the walkie talkie.
"GENIE, COME IN, THIS IS CONNIE. I REPEAT, THIS IS CONNIE. COME IN."
static
"GENIE GODDAMMIT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DON'T MAKE ME IMPRISON YOU AGAIN. OVER"
static... and then
"HELLO CONNIE THIS IS GENIE. OVER."
a wave of relief comes over connie. Maybe all is not lost after all.
"GENIE THIS PLAN IS GOING TO SHIT. HAVE YOU DETONATED THE EXPLOSIVES YET? I NEED YOU HERE NOW. OVER."
a long moment of silence and
"YEAH, NAH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. COPS PROBABLY FOUND YOUR STUFF ANYWAY. IT'S A REAL MESS HERE. JUST SAW A SWAT VAN PASS BY. THIS SHIT'S NUTS. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH ALL
THAT, I'M GETTING DONUTS RIGHT NOW AND HAVEN'T EVEN PAID YET. I'M JUST STANDING HERE AT THE REGISTER TALKING ON A WALKIE TALKIE LIKE A JACKASS. I REALLY GOTTA GO."
"WE HAD A DEAL!" connie pleads
"YEAH, I'M A REAL PIECE OF SHIT AREN'T I?"
Connie, the maddest she has ever been, rushes over to the big bathroom mirror and bellows the magic incantation into the mouthpiece.
"FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS FUCK YOU LAPIS"
the static now calms connie as she stares into the mirror, waiting for the genie's face to appear. This time she will free the demon and slay it where it stands. But
nothing is happening. The static cuts out one last time.
"HEY FUCK YOU TOO PAL. OVER AND OUT"
Connie stares at her small, frightened reflection and begins to weep for the first time in years.
Matty boy said the 90th ep is gonna be good. Why Should we believe him?
>>508589
And after the dog, they going to introduce a new baby gem
>>508627
Matt is not a liar.
>>508641
That would be the best thing ever.
>>508641
They already did that with Perishit.
>>508688
But she's not a baby.
>>508721
she's younger than steven in canon
>>508688
And actual baby that cries, complaints, sometimes acts like an adult and everybody loves her in the series but it's hated by the public
You know, it's been a few days since the last time I saw freaks and fangfags posting over here
I wonder what happened to them
>>508462
Yeah, I remember posting pic related as the OP.
>>508899
We all died.
>>508963
Thank fucking god
We need a Gem called Jade who is an amalgamation of all the worst Chinese stereotypes.
>>508989
that's what peedle is for, anon!
>>508989
What if China doesn't exist on the SU canon?
>>509245
Good, let them stay there.
>>509374
>Pearl not using the Mr. Universe shirt
One job
>>508899
I'm sorry
>>509475
You should be.
At least the freaks have some kind of discussion once in a while
>>509531
Check the time, you copied the post on the other thread
>>509452
Does this satisfy you?
>>509531
Not me that's doing it senpai, I only posted the first picture.
>>509470
>YD and Rose Quartz
Hot damn.
YD dominating Greg when?
>>509374
>>509452
>>509577
There's also this one.
>>509613
She'll go for the murdercock when she realises there's a being strong enough to defeat Rose
>>509470
>mfw people draw Yellow Diamond's shoulders like that
>>509676
while you guys are being weebs
>>509679
Her fingers look even weirder.
>>509559
i didn't copy anything! i meant to whoever posted both of these, stop posting in both threads
Superior thread.
>>509843
I can't wait until we're banned from /trash/.
>>509854
pearl really is the only one that matters
>>509876
If you really want it, start posting the actual forbidden things
>>509470
AND PEOPLE DON'T WANT ROSE TO BE THE PINK DIAMOND.
Seriously, fuck headcanons, story sense and twitter posts,
I just want Rose to be Pink Diamond for the wonderful idea of her being the big lovable flower child of the diamonds and YD having to put up with her shit.
The dynamic is just too juicy to not make happen.
>>509679
We need a good shot of her so we can finally get fanartists doing accurate shit with her. I get that everyone wants to draw her already, but we don't even know what her actual colors/shades will be.
>>509637
fucking AMAZING
>>509922
good desu it's for the best
>>509922
It's fine. I'll make a new thread Lapis edition so we can safepost there.
>>509922
RIP in peace another Lapis poster
What's the difference between Lapis and napkins?
Napkins are always free
>>510241
GO AWAY STEVEN
>>510272
It's true tho
>>510241
Donuts
at the Big
Donut
>>509958
RIP
>>510697
She's taken 3 anons' life and one mother. She can't keep getting away with this
>>510766
>and one mother
Wat?
>>510766
There's no way that anon is dead, I just won't believe it.
Harem ending when?
>>510882
>https://4ch.be/trash/thread/380585/#385154
>>510943
As the final episode.
That would be Sugar's final gift to his little brother.
hello guys I didn't know /sug/ got literally thrown in the /trash/
how's it going? do you like your new home?
>>511116
anything is better than /co/
>>511173
It's the same shit you stupid faggot
>>511208
late, asspained and autistic OP detected
>>511236
>good stuff
Post obscure yet objectively perfect ships.
>>511239
Keep projecting, retarded cunt
>>511236
Then maybe the good stuff you see, isn't actually good
Is it true I can get hacked by saving images on 4chan?
>>511255
Just the sitcom versions.
>>511272
Yeah, don't save any.
>>511255
I don't have any shipping pictures.
But Garnet and Jamie
>>511272
delete system 32 and it won't happen
>>511255
>>511338
>>511554
come again?
So yeah I see Connie, Eileen from RS and there's this girl from GF I think, but what's up with the rest?
>>511599
bottom right is jade from homestuck, you should know this by now
>>511599
I think that giraffe appeared in Lazlo's something something.
>>511607
>you should know this by now
why should anyone know this
>>511607
>you should know this by now
>>511607
shitpost more about homestuck
i dare you
>>509374
>>511607
>you should know this by now
Who the fuck would give a shit about Homosuck here? Step it up, senpai~
>>511694
even if you didn't give a fuck you cant deny being exposed to hell
>>511671
Fuck off stupid idiot
>>511705
Yeah, it's called hide and ignore. Also, I've been avoiding the Homoshit threads even before they got banned on /co/.
>>508163
This is the more active thread guys.
Feel free to sit here and talk about Homestuck if you want though.
>>511715
>stupid idiot
your insults would be more effective if they were less redundant
>>511724
And the RWBY or however its spelled
I also ignored the wakfu threads, mostly because I never understood what the hell was it about
>>511725
as if all of us isn't posting in both
>>511739
Yeah, it is redundant alright. I just called a moron a moron.
Good job insulting yourself stupid fuck
>>511746
>I also ignored the wakfu threads
O-Okay, anon. That's fine, as long as it's what you want.
>>511749
I'm not. You are because you're a retard.
>>511769
you're the one missing out then
>>511766
It's just I never got around it. All I know is it's french cartoon. About elves?
Not my type I guess
When is the show coming back?
Also does trashsug still do flockdraw
>>511888
Most likely early-mid janruary.
And not really. It's mostly just a sad place to rot away until the hiatus ends.
>No malachite likely until summer
>>508641
Fairly Odd Gems
I'm off to work, have a good day /sug/
>>509944
wow someone is using my pic
>>506450
Goodmorning sug
Welcome to the worst day of my life yet
>>506733
>>514883
>>506758
wow ;_; lapisfag, you sure have a lot more thumbnails in your archive than i expected
>>514888
>>506772
wow as soon as i left you guys started shitting the thread up with these
god damn it
>>507063
This thread has been overrun by Lapis. Stop.
![tumblr_nz3yx6xha41uwc145o1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HrWg3G8.png "tumblr_nz3yx6xha41uwc145o1_1280[1].png")
>people seriously defend THIS
>>514952
What do you call being "overun?" Most of the Lapis right now is just Indexer being a cunt.
>>507204
>>514961
Oh come on, i'm not even posting that huge fat lapis lazuli that a guy posted a thumbnail of
Mostly because it's 6mb and it won't fit. Hopefully
Not my fault lapisfags are fucking retarded
>>514972
Hey you know how you're always posting about you feeling like total shit when you begin your autistic spree? Are you dying from something?
Please tell me you are.
>>514972
At least you're filling the image count, I guess? Your work would be much more appreciated if it wasn't for the commentary, s︂︂m︂h t︂︂︂bh f︂︂a︂m.
>>510943
Is there any more pics like this of Harems or them in Clubbing/Night Clothes?
>>507815
>>514978
No, it's just a flu. A really miserable flu. But still just a flu.
>>514980
The commentary is just for a few things you guys are querying me about right now.
>>514984
There's this pic of the Homeworld Gems in dresses.
>>514984
>>508629
>>515063
>>512611
>>508308
CONGRATULATION CONNIE!
Alexandrite best mom.
>>509227
the best
>>512953
one of the /co/ filenames goes to https://40.media.tumblr.com/b821a7190cc0cd2ea65237d017a8d064/tumblr_nvoe3r7z4s1uebmfbo1_1280.png
And another gives me "Aquamarine" so you can also try to narrow it down by tags, too
So you can try snorkeling on tumblr until you find the post. _nv should be about 2-3 months ago tops, we're at _nz last time i checked
I'll do that myself after i'm done with the last thread
you can probably start here
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/aquamarine?before=1444240416
>>515114
The chin transcends space and time.
>>513712
>>508899
Yeah, there hasn't been much /freak/ for some reason lately.
Strange.
>>514549
>>515197
I would like to see these futures?
So out of the two generals I'd have to say this ones more boring.
>>514639
>>515210
me too thanks
>>515197
>feed me
Amethyst confirmed for be a filthy degenerate.
>>510946
Hah that was a good thread.
>>515218
whew
>>515130
and there it is
http://dogwand.tumblr.com/post/130447268769/more-weird-su-stuff-i-dont-have-a-lot-of-free
Have fun
Are you still in here?
>>515269
Nice commitment
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
>>515298
It took less than 10 minutes
>>515226
Was there any doubt!?
>you will never feel your mass grow cold as you realize that you are a new pearl who's owners are an entire barracks full of young Jaspers.
Did you know that even with the Crystal Gems around people die all the time to monsters?
I thought that was interesting.
>>515350
Think of a reality where most fairy tales are true
Everyone would have an assault rifle in their home
>>515350
Based on what?
>>515367
You forget the N sometimes holmes.
Hard to tell if that's intentional or not.
>>515350
They really don't, given that corrupted Gems are only aggressive around other Gems.
>>515382
Hard typing on a shitty iOS thing meng my apologies.
Although the creepy depressing green text is going to be a steady thing through most of the morning fair warning.
>>515387
Where was that stated? Was it because Armstrong only started freaking out when Steven arrived?
>>515400
That wasn't the only time either. The lighthouse gem in Horror Club only started acting up when Steven arrived, and I'm sure there are other examples. It seems like corrupted Gems are attracted by other Gems, like the bird in Giant Woman full of bubbles.
does no one else find it annoying that everything here
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=steven+universe+theory
is basically taken straight from /sug/? i have yet to see anything relating to a fan theory posted anywhere that wasn't on /sug/ first.
plebbit steals all our ideas anyway, right?
>>515235
I didn't remember that thread enough until I read it more....
>>515415
lapisfags deserve to suffer, lapis will die on screen. as soon as jasper breaks free lapis is fucking dead.
A lot of the corrupted gems seem to be really pissed at Rose Quartz and the Quartz Crew.
>>515414
Odds are we have already talked about most theories to death.
Could have been taken from here or very easily but could of just been coincidence.
>>515436
well yeah, she is the reason they are corrupted
>>515334
Knew that was Doxy before I even saw the sig...
>>515431
>implying they won't just cling to each other for the rest of the show because malachite has mindfucked them into being together forever.
>>515304
Am I gonna die if I save that jpg...
>>515443
This is Doxy to
>>515446
no, last time we saw malachite jasper was still fighting to get free, and lapis is losing control.
jasper will break free, defusing, beat the shit out of lapis to near death. then drag her body to the surface, in front of the temple, getting all the gems attention. they will all run out to confront jasper. once steven comes out then jasper would grab hold of lapis' gem and tear it from her body, poofing lapis. Then jasper would hold out lapis's gem and keep squeezing until the gem cracks, then shatters, blue shards and dust falling into and mixing with the sand, never to be reformed.
god i gave myself another rage boner over how bad i want lapisfags to suffer and for lapis to die.
>>515441
Yes, but along that they were pissed A LOT about other things or simply doing their job. The bird in Giant woman was just hoarding individuals, The lighthouse gem was really, really pissed at lars still, many others were just guarding their own precious treasure, like the shooting star for the giant ice monster.
Hell, even Mother Jade Peedle just wanted to get in the temple for god knows what reason, and those little centipeedles were literally just fucking around the house like a bunch of doggies until they were put down by the gems
Even Steven could shoo them away with very little effort
So it just so happens that gems get pissed for their own reason, and Steven's usually nearby doing its thing.
The one counterexample is the stalker. He lurked around inside the temple for quite a while with no apparent objective.
>>515461
You're so edgy, anon. I'm so glad that's never happening.
>>515462
You mean the Slinker? I think it just likes Amethyst's junk.
>>515211
Because the other one was full of shitposting
>>515462
Also the sea monster that just ate kelp until it spotted Steven.
>>515460
Doxy is love, Doxy is life.
>>515479
>your so edgy
i also want ruby to suffer, i want sapphire to kek her with jasper. i have written at least 2 fanfictions about it.
>>515514
>fanfiction
kill yourself baka desu senpai
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_03.15.png](https://i.imgur.com/ZIW2aEr.jpg "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_03.15.png")
>>515488
I thought we agreed there was no slinker and that we weren't going to call it "the slinker"
So Steven vs. Amethyst, that's going to be the episode where Amethyst starts thinking she's hot shit and joins Homeworld even though she'd be nothing but trash to them too right?
>>515525
Fuck you Amethyst if you cleaned your fucking room this problem wouldn't exist you stupid fucking garbage face.
>>515539
Shut the fuck up and get back to writing
>>515539
kill yourself even more
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_05.09.png](https://i.imgur.com/0ZHyJmH.png "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_05.09.png")
>>515536
Y-You too
>>515545
n-no i dont wanna, my finals are fucking bullshit and im not ready for them.
>>515539
>the great personality of amy
Dude, she eats garbage and plates. And she's even more angsty than Ronaldo on a bad day.
>>515559
>>515559
she just needs love, she deserves to be happy, fuck you.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3740857?view_adult=true
>you will never grab a pack of cigarettes
>you will never offer her one
>you will never hear her say "yes. no!."
>you will never ask her "what?"
>you will never see her start to glow
>you will never see two kids suddenly laying in your bed naked
>you will never hear the first start to scold the other for smoking
>you will never have the FBI break down your door and handcuff you
>you will never go to prison for 15 years
>you will never get raped by 60 niggers in prison
>you will never forever be on the sex offender list
>you will never have to always go around and tell all your new neighbors you are a sex offender whenever you get run out of town.
>Stevonnie will never be real.
And thank god.
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_11.10.png](https://i.imgur.com/LV8AVsj.png "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E08 Reformed [1080p WEB_DL x264].mp4_snapshot_11.10.png")
>>515573
>>515573
How could you love someone that smells like a rubbish tip? If it's the amazonian body you like there's always jasper, she'd only stink of sweat and blood if you're into her being dominate.
She's probably got a big fat dick too, if you're into that sort of thing.
>>515599
>jasper will never roughly dom you
Feels bad man.
>>515557
It's always an excuse with you
>>515625
I know right?
>>515599
> if your I to that soft of thing
Oh, I am.
Lapis when?
>>515723
2017
can't juke the zuke. ;_;
>>515502
There were more draw friends and funnier content.
>>515574
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL
>>515723
can't juke the zuke
>>515723
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
What the hell is going on with /sug/?
Why is the so much shitposting?
Why are there four threads up?
>>515814
Some fuckwit keeps posting threads with fucked up op's before image limit.
>>515824
Oh, alright then. I guess that happens sometimes.
While I'm here:
Is there any consensus on whether the Glass of Time was a one-off thing, or if it's going to come back in S2?
>>515814
It could not be stopped.
No one knew where to go, who to trust.
>>515842
Its broke, don't see how it could come back.
>>515842
Considering it got destroyed, I doubt it's coming back.
We're probably going to get more Gem Artifacts though, with bonus Peridot explanations.
>>515814
The real reason there were multiple threads.
>>508308
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REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME A LEMON
AND JOIN THE LINE
>>515900
thats an ugly fucking line
>>515269
Thank you!
>>515900
That looks more like Hawaii than it does lemons desu senpai
Morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
>>516021
Nothing. There's no fucking milk
>>515995
You're welcome
I hope you people will get to learn how to do it yourself in the near future
sug i'm playing devilian right now
It's fucking boring
Please send help
>>516021
running, eggs, more running from my self loathing and depression, multivitamin, more running, and an apple or soemthing
>>516021
>>516028
Most of the time I try searching with Google Images, but a lot of time I don't get any results.
>>516034
watch porn
>>516052
breakfast of champions
>>516052
I'm honestly curious about how this tastes
>>516151
Bland
>>516055
I told you how i did it tho, look in the archives for anything you can use to track it down, be it a tumblr filename or the time it was posted at, or maybe the original filename.
Anything helps, truly
>>516021
hummus and veggies, maybe fried eggs if im not lazy
i also need to clean the kitchen
Guys, I'm scared. I think I want to fuck Peri.
What should I do?
Anybody got some pissing gems?
>>516208
make a tulpa, it's the only way
>>516212
..piss?
Hey /sug/ I was just doing my daily rounds of /trash/ and seen you guys enjoying yourselves.
That's good, just remember /co/ doesn't love you as much as /trash/ does, so just stay here and do whatever /sug/ does, and /trash/ will do it's best to please you guys.
So don't ever come back to /co/ ok? /trash/ is your new home now.
>>516287
Go away.
>>511272
get a load of this newfag
