/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Chasing Those Dank Flavor Clouds Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://wwwyoutu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://wwwyoutu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Thread Theme
https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=6vWUCH3m6Eo
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662
Pearl=Best gem
>>461081
steven is the best gem so obviously he would have the best taste in e-juice.
it's nice getting breaks from you losers during the weekends
>>461099
hello cold tea brigade
>>461099
I secretly wish I was on /sug/ while hanging out with friends.
>>460995#
>implying Steven won't live for forever
>implying Pearl won't be there for him when Connie dies
>implying they'll never fall for each other and have a secret romance that they can't tell the other Gems about
First things first.
LAPIS
Second things second.
LAZULI
Now onto business.
She's cool.
>>461119
there are no guarantees which part of his parents he inherited more.
it's just about 50/50 he'll make it past 100
then pearl will have lost the last thing related to rose she can latch onto.
>>456256
Thanks so much!
>>461153
I doubt Steven would ever die. And even if he were to suffer from a wound that would kill a normal human, I'm sure he could pull some Deus Ex Machina to survive it. Besides, Rose has already fulfilled her purpose and she got to experience childbirth, I doubt she'd want to come back over Steven.
post thread theme nigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ4pG65EGqk
>>461099
>>461153
I don't think she can take another death. Maybe she'll get pregnant
>>461194
They'd only fuck in either Steven's or Pearl's temple room, they'd never do it in the house.
>>461229
yeah to what, to kill herself?
>>461203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-wFJc9kSs
>>461246
Yeah. And to feel what Rose felt when having a baby inside
>>461218
I especially didn't miss you
i'm eating these carrots right now and all i can taste is weed.
>>461287
i hope you choke on smoke you disgusting piece of shit
>>461282
yeah that's all fine and good and selfish up until she disappears herself and all that's left is a baby that might die shortly after depending if pearls not alone or not.
>>461238
The temple's room are connected, so I bet the other gems can hear if they scream too much
>>461287
More pics of Pearl smoking weed.
>>461296
i said i taste it.i never said i was smoking it.
yeesh crucify me bruv
What if Steven impregnated a Gem? Would the Gem give birth to a 75% Gem 25% Human without having to give their body up? Would they give birth to their fusion (example: if Steven impregnated Pearl would she give birth to a Rainbow Quartz)?
>>461296
dude what you got against smoke?
don't make me go over there and kick your ass
>>461303
She can leave it to Peridot, so the cycle can continue
>>461326
I've got asthma.
>>461264
can't believe I had to pause Journey for this shit
this is worse than the fedora song
>>461339
>brings new meaning to a test tube baby.
>>461355
that's why you buy good ol rick simpson oil
>>461326
I thought you hippy degenerate losers were supposed to be peaceful
>>461311
But how would you know what it tastes like?
>>461364
>listening to fucking Journey
>>461355
what a fucking nerd
>>461305
Fair point, and I guess Garnet's future vision could show her futures where she discovers them in the middle of it. Maybe Steven would convince them to join him and Pearl?
>>461383
>degenerate losers
and that's where you outted yourself as an ignorant dunghead
>>461414
You think I like having asthma?
Post garnet
>>461284
not my problem dude
never my problem
>>461413
Journey's an OK band, they've just been overplayed to shit.
>>461442
don't stop believing is the single most annoying song on radio, wheel in the sky and separate ways are god tier though
fucking high school musical
>>461435
I am ok with posting best mom
>>461462
agreed
>>461287
Why do you keep reposting this image every thread?
>>461492
is this a /dank/ thread?
>>461431
you can have arthritis as much as you want, for all I care.
just don't shit up the threads with your antismoke bullshit
>>461492
>>461505
i'll use a post to answer a post.
>>461505
Yes. Yes it is.
Pearl is the best gem. Prove me wrong.
>>461454
Do you, really?
>>461435
>>461538
You already know you're wrong.
>>461538
that one time she raped garnet and watched as a child nearly fell to his death
>>461533
it's there but you have to remember pot heads don't have so good short term memories.
but yes it's either this image i just posted or dejected bong pearl no matter what everyday.
>>461563
>>461564
So just like Lapis.
>>461588
yes but with a personality
>>461517
is that amethyst or young greg that just walked in in that image?
amy = grunge
pearl = postpunk
Jasper = prog
steven = reggae
agreed?
>>461640
amy
>>461640
amy
>>461203
https://youtu.be/Amly_ragzzE?t=5m28s
>>461435
No problem.
you already know what time it is yall!!!!!!!! I will only be posting the latest chapter and then whatever I happen to write after in here so as to not flood the thread with too much of a wonderful thing! I'm showing restraint today and I'm doing it for YOU!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 25 (1/2)
another slow day at the big donut. The two employees sit idle at the counter.
"hey sadie, I've been thinking. Maybe I should just quit? I mean, my heart just isn't into the donuts anymore. It's a really sad thought but I think I've just grown up.
I used to love donuts as a kid. They were my favorite food. But ever since I started working here, the thought of eating one with all that sugar on and in it is
enough to make me gag. I really don't mean any offense by this, but you've worked here a while, right? well, look what all those donuts have done to you."
"Lars you absolute piece of shit I don't even eat the donuts here. I swear to god I would beat the life out of you if I thought you actually knew any better"
"Wow, touchy subject. I thought we could be frank with each other, sadie, and not have to worry about the other getting sensitive."
"that's being frank? more like being an asshole. you made some really shitty assumptions. Just because I'm kind of maybe a little fat I must be sneaking off and eating
donuts all day? For the record lars, I hate donuts too. We could have really connected here but you just had to bungle the whole thing by running your mouth."
"Connecting? Over a shared dislike? Seems a little shallow, sadie."
>>461671
(2/2)
Sadie rolls her eyes and turns to face the clock. Only 3 more hours until she can go home to her anime and video games. These days those were all she ever did.
Sadie does not have much of a social life. She realizes deep down that the games are a crutch, an escape from reality into a fantasy world of relaxing repetition and bright
shiny colors, but she can't think of anything else to relieve her of her crushing existential boredom. day in and day out, she wakes up, goes to work, goes home, plays
video games until bed, repeats. Through the games she can explore all sorts of amazing, colorful worlds, all much more fun and interesting than real life. When she
first got into the games, years ago, she was conflicted about the whole "being a consumerist sheep" thing, but at this point she has long since rationalized that away.
She looks back at the clock. Son of a bitch, it's only been 2 minutes.
"hey sadie, quick question for you"
"what do you want lars"
"do you believe that you have the ability to make decisions and form opinions outside of what you've been programmed to think and feel? Am I really only who I am today
because a bunch of random events shaped my thoughts and feelings? Can you really do anything truly random without your brain knowing about it before you?"
"Jesus christ lars" sadie exclaims sullenly, "get out of here with that big bong theory garbage talk. Maybe you really should quit."
>>461647
Jasper=Metal
Lapis=Easy Listening
Amy=Reggae
Pearl=Jazz
Garnet=Blues
>>461647
>pearl
>post punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjCHNEtudR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e44_LQ-n0ls
>>461647
>Jasper = prog
If anything, Steven or Greg would like prog.
>>461703
Don't reply you fucking fool.
Ignore and hide.
>>461758
yeah because he didn't just type all that out for a tricksy doo or anything right?
>you must be new
>>461686
>Lapis=Easy Listening
perfect
it really fits her suicide aesthetic
>>461789
What's with all the drugs on this thread?
>>461796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwotbZBz3U
oh shit i got you.
>>461789
Good job missing the point.
>>461818
see
this guy gets it
>>461818
keep samefagging
>>461816
people who are in a constant state of suffering usually turn to drugs
>>461816
would you rather have drugs or absolute desolate inner suffering because i can do both fairly well.
>>461824
the point is get bent you silly billy.
>>461837
would you like different mental illness i have that too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQCxL3D6wk
>>461816
Stoners and crybabies constantly get into arguments. It's nothing new really.
>>461686
>Amy=Reggae
>Pearl=Jazz
>Garnet=Blues
What're you on? Garnet and blues don't fit at all, if anything it would be Soul and even then she's not that depressing
>>461842
Ahh yes. The hiatus. I get it now.
>>461816
Look at the uid count. It's like the same 3 people.
>>461858
nigga i'll end you
>>461868
Yea, since Estelle is a soul singer.
>>461878
i wanna feel the hammer of the gun you have in my mouth pull back with my teeth don't even get me started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Pp7zTJRr4
>>461927
>this is good mane
Steven U. The harem anime when?
>>461954
don't do it please.
it'd be too much.
>>461954
I honestly want to see it happen. Maybe SU will get an anime reboot in 10 years like this with more gems for more fun.
>>461867
Refresh my memory...why did we get kicked off /co/?
>>461954
I want Steven to have all the Gems as his girlfriends.
that feel when amethyst was a huge fan of this band thanks to greg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo
>>462084
the hiatus you dumb piece of shit
>>462084
Because faggots like you didn't contribute to the threads enough
>>462084
Hiatus
>>461954
>>462003
>>462101
>>462105
this shit sounds like Asia
>>462106
>>462118
boy aren't you anons some seedy bitter little weenies or what?
>>462139
candlemass was some pretty good doom for its time.
i like this mostly now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPksoPVtVDc
>>462186
Get some good taste you cringey kid.
>>462210
oh boy, your sure slaying them today.
i call people like you little fuck asses behind you back kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6diHhKSDyE
>>461858
really feeling this circus noise aesthetic desu, good shit
NEW GEMS WHEN
>>462221
i'm here for a while and just wait til /co/ gets a load of me.
it's only going to get realer and realer.
>>462221
Shut the fuck up, that faggot needs to die for being the huge autist he is and if you keep talking to it, it'll think its human.
>>462272
You're gonna get yourself banned for shitposting and spamming.
>>462253
Just kill yourself already. In the flesh, it's not like you're not already dead inside.
>>462282
gag on a dick mr rude and you better watch out or i'll make the op even better next time too.
>>462301
He already got banned last night, that's why he's using a proxy right now. Fucking ass faggot, I'm just waiting so I can report his ass again
WHENS LAPIS
>>462301
well, the good die young and it's not like i cant just cheat my way back.
>>462186
>boy aren't you anons some seedy bitter little weenies or what?
no, but hey let's just repeat the same thing every thread, surely that'll make for some interesting responses
>>462084
Moderation team decided so
The reason behind the ruling is not as clear as when HSG had the same fate
>>462327
it sure is but hey your not thinking about that aspect at all keep right a chugging along!
>>462306
Instead of wasting your time with these ridiculous threads, start tying the rope around your neck you disgusting aspie
>>461900
>hammer
>in your mouth
>>462316
Well, he's fucking determined, I'll give him that.
>>462317
Never ever
I'm shooting for midseason finale but god knows when that is.
>>462272
>>462317
Right NOW
>>462330
>Moderation team
What the heck are you talking about? It was just one mod, and it was because anti sug faggots kept filling the jans bins with reports for ban request.
/hsg/ is barely /co/ and is dead now so who gives a fuck honestly
>>462339
i have motives beyond being a time waster like you plebes.
godbless the screencap button right?
>>462327
>but hey let's just repeat the same thing every thread
isn't that what everyone already does anyway
>>462350
>>462342
He's one of those faggots who thinks he actually gets paid those miserable cents for shitposting in a imageboard. Fucking ass idiot, I hope that bot he just installed bites him in the ass.
>>462317
>getting the asian out of the equation
>>462372
you would think people would understand macro elements of stuff like this but they want that short sighted view so they can feel like they have a good grasp on their surroundings.
>>462365
Keep samefagging and shittalking, that'll only get you banned more.
Learn English by the way, you repulsive prick
>>462379
you're so kawaii desu ne nani anon~
>>462362
at the time HSG was a lot more active than sug, after more than a full year of hiatus
>>462433
what makes you think he was banned in the first place
>>462433
>booo hooo hoo i cant do anything about it my big red sore ass.
look, i'm sorry you feel this way but you will have to grin a bear it and learn to love just a little bit more in life. [lays a gentle hand on your shoulder]
>>462346
>I'd close my eyes if where you
>>462253
>krautrock
>mfw this thread
I thought of saying good morning but I'm not really sure if this is /sug/ anymore.
>>462505
All we need to do is remove the depressed pearlfag and everything will return to normal.
>>462512
>REMOVE PEARLFAG
poil is shit
>>462527
What?
Share your weird/NSFW headcanons that you have with the thread.
>Steven's kids gets their own Gems when they're born
>The CGs have a competition on which one of them can fuse with Steven first
>Steven cheats on Connie with one of the Gems because they can shapeshift and Connie can't
poil is shit
If we're stagnating because we're not making enough content, the solution is to make more content you fucking shitlords, not to complain about it and continue to make no content.
Use your mouse or track pad to draw your favorite gem in the clothes you're wearing. Use Paint if you have to. I'll start.
Hey I know fanfiction is stupid and dumb and all that crap, but has anyone read a SU fanfic that actually makes fusion seem like, erotic or something?
I've seen a few shipping fics but they always just have the gems doing human sexual shit even though they are aliens with bodies made of constructed light. I think if you did one where the act of fusing in itself was shown in a more visceral or exciting way then it would be kind of cool. Bring another level of interest and highlight the alien nature of the gems.
>>462512
yeah get rid of him to make room for more great fan fiction
>>462548
What's a headcanon anyway? Is it like, stuff you'd like to see in the show but you know will never happen or are they based on actual canon?
>>462512
>>462595
I'm like 70% sure they're the same person.
>>462604
as the writer of your favorite fan fiction I can say with 100% certainty that they are not
even i know pearl is shit guys
>>462604
You're responding to the same person who's shitting up the thread.
>>462624
look here buddy i'm doing you a favor by writing this near-canon take on all your favorite characters while the hiatus is still in effect. I don't need you to be grateful because I know that what I'm doing is incredibly generous. This is your christmas gift you little shit. You're going to take it and you're going to like it
>>462600
It's stuff that has never been said in the show that you think could be true and doesn't contradict canon.
>>462600
Headcanon is sort of like a personal answer to something that haven't been touched upon in a work of fiction. For example, if it's never said that the main character in a book is fit or fat, you can headcanon that they are either or. But if the book says that the character is fit but you think of them as fat, you have an Alternative Universe (AU) where they are fat instead.
>>462548
pearl and lapis are masochists
rose showed the crystal gems human sexuality via lesbian orgies
Fresh from twitter
>>462674
>from twitter
keep it there
The threads are shit because a third of us are cranky about finals.
Over break things will cheer up. You'll see.
>>462674
>more implications that sardonix is the product of a rape fusion
>>462674
thank u zukerberg do not sudoku yet
>>462700
thanks for having rational thoughts anon!
>>462701
gara can't draw faces for shit
sadie looks great but steven is fucked up
>>462674
Fresh lapis zuke OC? It really is Christmas
post your headcanons!
Mine is that indexer, depressed pearl, and fanfic anon are the same person
>>462586
i have read 2 or 3 fics similar , the sexual ones are pretty boring no matter who it's on.
>>462726
>looks great
>about to get hammered
this is a good post.
>>461954
It's actually two. One with Greg, and the second with Steven.
>>462730
stop giving fuel to the retard, do you want him gone or not?
but yes, it's so fucking obvious those three retards are the same retard
>>462730
Mine is that I'm the only one who looks forward to Pearl and Steven fusing.
>>462747
>i have read 2 or 3 fics similar
Got any links? Or at least remember the names? I'd want to read something like that.
>>462768
that's not true as I am too
...but it'll never happen
>>462700
>tfw my finals are after Christmas break and when SU finally gets off hiatus
That's the worst feel.
>>462767
genius fanfic writer here
I'm never going to leave and there's not a damn thing u can do about it
soon my fan fiction will replace the television show in your mind
soon I will be writing for the television show
think I don't have connections kid?
think again
think HARD
then click on my fan fiction and giver a go
>>462772
it doesn't need too any how.
the hurt would be too real.
>>462772
>...but it'll never happen
I doubt that they'd never show Steven using one of the most ambiguous Gem powers with Pearl. There's so much character development that could be done with them fusing.
keep replying, I'm only hiding your shitposts
kill yourself already, disgusting prick
>>462771
i don't have the names but i'll try and dig them up
>>462808
guys please someone help!!
some dipshit can't read my posts!!!!!!!!!!
>>462808
i'm not the fanfic guy but you are the funniest when your ass is so sore and red and throbbing you know that right?
you little seether fan you.
>>462767
In some ways I empathise with them, something pretty traumatising must've happened for them to be so autistic. Would be great if he just left already, though, the repetitive nature of their posts is tiring to see
>>462790
>>462801
To me, it seems a little off to have Steven fuse with another gem, given the suggestive nature of fusing (I know this has always been a hot topic, and I wouldn't go as far as to call it 'sexual', but there's definitely something...romantic(?) about it, for lack fo a better word). I can't begin to imagine how they'd handle Pearl fusing Steven, given Pearls really not-subtle thirst for fusion. It'd be weird shit to see.
>>462808
whom is this targeted at?
>>462821
Thanks! I really appreciate it. I kind of want to write something like that myself.
Or something like that really depressing idea I had in the last thread.
Please don't hide this post
>>462839
don't hide this one either anon please!
>>462578
sure ill bite
>>462578
>shitlords
If the guy who makes the simulators ever does a montage of the depressed pearlfag, he needs to play "Crawling" over it.
>>462829
pearl is pretty much the mother figure of the three only.
garnet can do the mother thing too but she's always been more of a fatherly type in terms of advice giving and orders.
that's what i got out of it at least.
>>462875
not if the faggot dies before compilguy comes back
>>462881
the great part about inner turmoil right, is that doesn't mean i want to die...just suffer.
>>462892
what are you talking about?
>autismo anon is samefagging again
Will it ever end?
>>462578
I'd love to draw something but I'm colorblind and also can't draw for shit.
>shitlords
Take your tumblrisms elsewhere, anon.
>>462862
pretty good, are you a drawfag?
I'd be tempted to write a non-shitty fanfic or something but I don't know where I'd want to dump it, plus I get the feeling fanficanon would put people off anyway.
>>462829
>whom is this targeted at?
Who taught you grammar?
Between Saiyans and Gems, who would win in a full blown race war?
>inb4 extinct monkeys, just think pre genocide
>>462899
I don't care, man. Just throw yourself down the closest river and drown.
>>462921
>Who taught you grammar?
nobody, I just wing it. Ya got me.
The most important part is understanding each other anyway
>>462701
Why is gara so damn edgy?
This thread sucks. Where are the fun times, where's the soul?
>>462951
I got soul in my panties.
>>462949
His daddy pegged him and he liked it.
>>462951
>Where are the fun times, where's the soul?
i got you covered pal thank me later
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>462956
>>462937
>i don't care man
>in response to
do you not think about what your posting while you post or whut bruv?
>>462956
>panties
L-L O N D O N ?
>>462978
Are you mentally handicapped?
>>462998
no, are you still stupid enough to keep responding to bait like a good lil lad?
i can do this for hours and hours kid i'm on the job as we speak.
Just how active was HSG? Was it faster than /co/sug/ even during their hiatus, because that seems hard to keep track of.
>>462829
>I can't begin to imagine how they'd handle Pearl fusing Steven, given Pearls really not-subtle thirst for fusion. It'd be weird shit to see.
Pearl was thirsty for fusing with Garnet because that made her feel strong when she thought she was weak. Fusing with Steven will probably be a bit weird because she would feel like she'd be one with Rose, when it's actually just Steven's Rose Quartz Gem. But I think this would be great for both Steven and Pearl, it could strengthen their bond and it could help Pearl with getting over Rose by giving her some closure, but maybe not immediately. Besides, think of how cool their fusion would look like, the old Rainbow Quartz was full of femininity, grace, and 80's fashion. It would be really interesting to see how a modern day Rainbow Quartz would look like with Steven in mind.
I'll just keep on hiding them.
>>463050
we're all real proud, son
>>463032
who or what?
>>463050
>as he points this out and even takes the time to snag an image for it.
>>463065
Thank you, I try my best.
Sometimes, what is right and what is moral are two separate things.
>>463032
It was fast. Really fast. And it was the shittiest a general could get. Sometimes trash/sug/ reminds me of HSG in its hiatus time.
>>463021
>>463124
I don't think I can actually be bothered, got no inspiration right now anyway
>>463144
>got no inspiration right now anyway
free your mind
take some peyote
then crack open my fan fiction
>>463144
What's the fic gonna be about?
Kittens are such clingy shits, I tell you what
They keep me up all night with their constant purring in my ears. Why do they even walk under your feet? Now I know why they get run over in the first place.
>>463127
>yellow diamond authority shill get out.
>>463183
who are you quoting?
>>463175
is that gem-smoocher?
So where else can we go if we get kicked out of here aswell?
alright guys
match the candidate to the gem
>>463183
>>463209
>he can't accept Rose was wrong
>he can't use greentext correctly
>>463218
Hell
>>463209
that's replying, not quoting.
what a literal retard.
Ok, let me try to understand this...
On a distant planet one of the colony supervisors SUDDENLY decides that her colony is "bad" and starts sabotaging it's work. Large numbers of casualities and losses she justifies because of the "suffering" of horrifying slime-chemical creatures, who inhabits that planet.
Then it's became known that she's gonna totally obsessed with that monsters and constantly take part in their terrifying organic rituals.
After some time of that "celebrations", if i can call it that, she just spits on morality and social rules and starts trying to bring unnatural social networks, which exists between aforementioned monsters in standard social system, which in turn results in her preaching possibility and benefits of often and sometimes constant interclass fusions.
At the same time she's gather all kinds of defective deviants around her and fuses with them constantly.
Am i the only one, who thinks... how to put that...
**THAT ROSE QUARTZ IS FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY?!**
>>463224
>>>/vr/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/killyourself/
>>463182
Write about something you wanna see in the show, that may not happen in a long while, or not at all.
>>463237
tl;dr lol fix your format idiot loser
>>463241
i don't understand. what are you trying to communicate with this post?
thanks and god bless
>>463246
So. I should write about a Pearl/Steven fusion?#
That's what you want, right?
>>463254
Is it what you want?
>>463262
Basically this. Keep working on something and eventually you'll get better at it.
>>463254
write about lapis falling in love with donald trump after joining his security team and saving him from a would-be #blacklivematter/#deportracism assassin
>>463251
drown in piss, gently
>>463262
Hey, can you please draw Rose Quartz lying on her side like Jabba the Hutt with Pearl chained up to her dressed in the Leia outfit?
are we getting raided by tumblr falseflaggers?
is it the paid shitposters all over again?
>>463227
>crying and bawwing sounds
>>463295
:^)
