Day1
Yuffie's results are shocking.
James Bond is down I repeat, James bond IS down
>>453554
>>453554
Uh oh.
>>453554
use this autocropper http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HGAvatars/discussions/0/620712999975009674/
>>453554
Why would you have something like this, Ice King? It alerts other people to your presence!
>Looking good, host. Love the look!
>>453462
I don't care about petty fights.
>>453498
I guess I'm not even in...
>>453554
>add text shadow please
Thanks. Don't expect me to return the favor though.
>>453554
>Purchase tank box?
>>YES
>>453553
Because you'll need it.
>>453548
Did you even tell me your name?
>>453444
>It eats the Anon, whole, crushing their bones with every bite, and swallowing entire limbs until they are nothing but a few pieces of flesh and clothing fabric.
>>453456
>The T. Rex is slightly perplexed by this anomaly, and instead, tries to take the entire box into it's mouth.
>>453457
>The T. Rex almost bites an entire chunk out of your arm before growling deeply. It would probably be best not to touch something with jaws such as these.
>>453463
>The T. Rex is taken back by this roar, as it is unlike nothing it has ever heard before. It decides to play it safe by only roaring a few short times before backing off from the large beast.
>>453465
>It stares at you, and growls slowly.
>It decides not to strike, and steps back. It makes a few short snarls, and exhales from it's nostrils.
>>453479
>The magnets don't effect the T. Rex, and it stares at the machine for a bit and growls.
>>453481
>From the smell of the being, the beast mistakes it as something like a boulder or metallic bars and decides to not attack, unsure of what it is.
>>453554
Thanks for the Best thing but it is just Premier.
>>453535
Ice King, huh, nice to meet you.
So, you rule over ice?
>>453554
So where are we now?
>>453554
I'm gone, right?
>>453572
What will I need it for, though?
>>453572
I did, but to repeat, my name is Soviet.
>>453573
Alright...
>walks away
>>453571
OF MANY YES!
>>453555
>I agree, doesn't need much moderation, I do a lot of the tiny administrative things now though, I brought back and am in charge of movie night and such.
>>453554
Lets g-
Uhmm
where'd he go?
I want to fuck t rex
>>453573
>This whole time, the box was empty, left as a decoy for whoever abandoned it.
>>453545 (Jesus)
Yep, how about you?
>>453554
What? Aren't they?
How do you stay up all night, HG?
>>453554
PURGING FROM MEMORY
ERROR, CANNOT ERASE.
REATTEMPTING.
ERASING COMPLETE.
>>453573
>maintains gaze, unblinking
>>453592
Insomnia, depression, too much caffeine, take your pick.
>>453573
SCREEONK
>>453567
Il crop it manually its fine
>>453570
Will do next slide if I can
A brief moment of peace for our agents is still anything but relaxing
>>453596
>tosses EMP grenade
>>453601
no really use the autocropper it's infinitely better
>>453592
But it's 7pm here.
>>453601
Sorry little guy, but i need a lot of stuff to survive this.
>>453583
Hey, Tricky drew this for you.
>>453605
>>453601
That was nice
>>453601
This should be useful.
>>453601
>>453601
Oh....
Wait.
I don't think he even has one
>>453582
Soviet. I will try to remember that.
>>453581
Because everyone needs a bit of luck in their life.
>>453601
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>453607
Not everyone runs on Windows.
>>453601
*Coughing noises*
Who the hell did that.
Yes...I have arrived once again! Please save your cheering for later on tonight! For now a simple hello will do jsut fine!
>>453601
...
>closes door
>>453601
What was that noise?! And why isn't my tracker working anymore...??
>>453545
You trust correctly. Can the same be said of you?
>>453546
I see...kidnapping doesn't usually leave a good mark on your record, you know...
>>453611
>Thank you, Somebody gave it to me earlier, but the fact you remembered is thoughtful.
>>453601
W-why does this keep happening..
>>453623
>tosses flashbang
>>453618
Alright Amia. Hope that we can be good friends
>>453623
I'm serious when I say who the fuck are you?
>>453573
Keep calm, dinosaur.
>>453632
Amai.
>>453605
>flinches as it bounces against collar, before kneeling down to pick it up
>>453632
Your silly props won't stop me from being me...!
>>453633
Heh...I am a famous actor. I've been in many movies...I am Karamatsu!
>>453629
More or less. I got a cocktail, a recliner and a fuzzy blanket. I'm knocking zen out of the ballpark.
>>453631
>pat pat
>>453618
Well, I've never been one to deny free stuff. Thanks.
>>453640
Amai, sorry.
>>453642
>flashbang detonates
>>453641
Does EMP even work?
>>453652
Nhm...I-I told you, your props aren't going to affect me!
>>453643
I'm not sure the Buddhists make common use of cocktails...but if it's working for you, so much the better.
Uh...what is going on here?
>>453582
>It begins to follow you, trying to be as quiet as possible.
>But, every step it takes shakes the ground, so it can't preform it's stealth very well.
>>453588
>The T. Rex growls at the Anon and tears one of his limbs off, and then another.
>The T. Rex eats the rest of the poor helpless fool, crushing bone and ripping flesh. Only a few blood spills remain after the attack.
>>453590
>It bites down on the box, but spits it back out after realizing there isn't anything in it.
>>453596
>It sniffs you again, but your scent is still unfamiliar to it. It decides to ignore you and walk away.
>>453599
>The T. Rex roars back at the creature, but still doesn't attack. She is very small compared to the large Kaiju and would not want to anger it, seeing as it could easily make her it's meal.
>>453608
>The T. Rex eats yet another Anon, leaving only a few bits of bone on the ground.
>>453634
>It growls deeply at you, it appears to be slightly frightened by you despite your small size compared to it.
>It feels something off about you and keeps itself cautious.
>>453509
If that's what you want freckles, I'm fine with it. Just make sure you're safe or we'll have to do this over again.
>>453601
Damn, you could've left those corpses around a bit easier to spot, Junko. This ain't fun
This suddenly turned really slow.
>>453633
Many agents die today.
ZA WARUDO
>>453660
I don't know.
>>453664
Yeah, I noticed it too.
>>453661
>walks to Moscow
Where dd everyone go?
>>453659
More for me then.
>>453664
I thought it was one of those times were everyone simultaneously had heart attacks.
>>453660
I honestly don't know.
>>453669
Darn, i need to choose the ammunition.
>>453671
what?
>>453669
>>453669
Looks like it was just me.
>>453664
>>453660
>>453674
It must have been me. I have the power to shock people with my presence.
>>453674
I don't know
I've returned, the threat was destroyed.
Why weren't you there, Master Saitama? Were you busy with sales?
>Leans back
Ah~ Comfy hours.
>>453669
...She's just a kid, can't just kill her right now...
Here's hoping she runs off later.
>>453623
Never heard of you.
>>453669
This is a well made safe... I thought it would be easy to crack!
>>453660
>It stares at you and says nothing, in fact, it gives almost no indications of hostility towards you.
>>453672
>It decides not to follow you because of the cold, and heads back to the arena.
>>453652
>Places it back down where it was
>I'd figure it wouldn't
>>453661
>stares a brief moment longer before resuming as was
>>453669
Activating self-repair protocols...estimated time of completion unknown.
>>453683
not quite yet.
few more hours
>>453674
Lurking
>>453683
>puts on Batman Snuggie
Comfy hours?
Comfy hours.
>>453682
Heya.
>>453671
Where is your master, Dio? I've never seen you not by his side before...
Good evening children and others of the world.
>>453685
Perhaps you live under a rock? That's the only possible answer I have for someone who has never heard of me!
>>453672
>>453675
Whatever it was, its nice for it to be like this.
>>453679
Of course you do.
>I'm gonna go to sleep, see you all.
>>453661
Well hey, I trust you now.
>>453669
Do not sexualize the loud annoying loli.
>>453682
Threat? What thre.... I mean, it was for you to test your own abilities, Genos.
>>453694
Damn...
>>453693
>comes back with a serial killer
Eat up.
>>453671
It's time.
>>453669
The hell was that all about...
>>453672
>>453674
>>453676
>>453679
Well glad I'm not the only one.
>>453693
>rubs your snout.
Who's a good ...boy?
>>453682
H-hello. Genos-sir.
>>453697
>>453683
>>453702
>>453660
I'm constantly 404'ing.
>>453704
Night
>>453716
Kawaii des
>>453702
Good...evening, little girl! Would you care for my autograph?
>>453704
Rest well, masketta man.
>>453714
As long as I'm here nobody will be lonely. It's the job of a man like me to do stuff like that.
>>453709
>>453693
ALL COMMUNIST DINOSAURS WILL FACE MASS EXTINCTION
>>453669
No perving on Tatsumaki.
>>453703
Nah. It just sounds like common sense that no one heard of you.
>>453675
Or...you could meditate and achieve maximum Zen.
>>453669
Zest and Michael fight tonight
Ice King's cover is blown
Zero learns why hacking Daemon protected devices is risky
Lucas was intercepted by Spec Ops
The simple hosts coffee mug is very high tech
Lala has taken down 5 agents at once!
I repeat Lala Has just takien down 5 agents
>>453702
Hello.
>>453706
Ah, thank you for the opportunity, Master.
>>453715
Genos is just fine, Lala. Nice to see you.
>>453728
Leave her alone...
>8 minutes per slide
RIP flow
>>453702
> ITS HAPPENING.
>>453730
Common sense...? I don't get what you mean by that. How is t-that even possible?
>>453702
Good evening miss.
Only those with the freshest most succulent livers shall be saved
>>453733
I just need to shoo-
>>453733
>it knows
>>453737
So uh, remind me again what this threat was?
>>453743
Who will of win?
>>453724
It's desu, ffs.
>weeaboo here
>>453702
Greetings, little girl.
>>453739
ALL RED CHINESE COMMUNISTS WILL BE ERADICATED
>>453733
...are you making yourself useful, all of a sudden?
No, wait. That was probably just a fluke. Can't wait to see you shattered.
>Simple Host
>>453702
Good evening.
>>453733
If she's not a kid....and she isn't a squid ether then...shes....
!
>>453733
These should carry plenty of spiritual energy... And perhaps maybe even fetch a nice price!
>>453731
Alas there are many forms of meditation. This is mine. My mind is free and clear.
>>453719
>My internet is just slower than dog shit.
>>453726
Alright, cunt destroyer. Take it easy.
>>453733
OH MY GOD!
Those stains will never come out
>>453733
S-sorr..I-I mean t-that's what you get for underestimating a Dulahan!
>>453737
S-sorry, Genos. It's quite pleasurable to be seeing you aswell.
>>453742
>cut him some slack, it's his first time hosting
>>453744
I'll say it again. It's extremely likely for everyone to not know you.
>>453712
Good evening child of the world. How do you fare?
>>453716
Nago, what does it say?
>>453726
I'd rather not. Nago, chair.
>>453737
Hello machine.
>>453743
Hm. I don't quite enjoy sweaty men. Quick, out with it. Who are you?
>>453745
Evening child.
>>453756
Evening child of the world. Are you troubled?
>>453746
I have downed 12 Vodka in one night and was only slightly tipped
>>453752
I am Russian, not those Earth killing Chinese
>>453761
>Mine used to kill itself every five minutes, now it's every hour.
>>453733
Blindsided... I didn't expect to be killed by someone outside of the arena...
>>453743
>you bet your sweet ass it is.
>>453733
Day3
Two agents fight tonight.
Lala gets ready for the offensive
>>453761
Hi there, bud!
>>453748
Just a tribe of sky people, attempting to destroy a city. Demon level.
>>453763
No need to apologize. How have things been going for you?
>>453771
Awareness. Murphy will get you.
>>453768
Then you will not survive the velocirapture, you have been warned.
>>453766
May I ask who you are miss?
>>453774
Now let them bring a fight, I'm ready to kill.
>>453774
Let's see what you know, Mr. Davis... Interesting...
>>453761
I don't think it's befitting for someone like you to talk like that. Aren't you supposed to be without sin?
>>453765
I-I think you mean it's extremely likely that people would know who I am...! Who could forget such an iconic man such as myself?
>>453766
Excuse me miss, but what was that? I am not Nago, nor am chair, I am Karamatsu!
>>453766
A bit but it's fine...My name is Garry,pleasure to meet you.
>>453766
> Yesterday we got lambchops.
> Now Rachel.
> ArcSys may be next dangan.
Sol Badguy.
Is there a reason you care?
>>453702
>It stares at you, and growls.
>It tries to sniff out a familiar scent from you.
>>453706
>The T. Rex, growls a bit longer before finally walking away from the strange man.
>>453709
>It eats the person whole, and growls back at the Soviet, waiting for another meal.
>>453714
>The T. Rex roars in anger at first but she doesn't attack you, even though you are petting her. It growls very slowly, it almost seems like it's enjoying being pet by you.
>>453728
>It growls at you, and prepares an attack.
>>453746
>The T. Rex tilts it's head at this weird raptor. Unsure by it's appearance. It decides to not attack.
>>453768
UPDATING....
COMPLETE
ALL CHINESE AND RUSSIAN COMMUNISTS MUST BE DESTROYED
>>453779
I prefer the alternate gunner to be honest.
What's crackin', homies?
>>453775
What's shakin', Shinobud?
>>453770
Hey, it's an improvement, no?
>>453776
W-well I took the lives of 5 other tributes. So I am quite well.
>>453766
This unit has poor luck.
>>453774
That stuff wasn't cheap, you know?
>>453776
Ah, see, I knew you could handle it. Who couldn't handle a simple Demon level threat?
>>453774
>Tosses a mag
>>453790
Heya.
>>453774
I planned ahead.
>>453790
Now it's a party.
>>453787
THE JAWS OF COMMUNISM ARE NO MATCH FOR THE STRENGTH OF FREEDOM
>>453792
>Yeah, I can actually play online games with friends.
>>453787
You have made a wise decision. Because of this you shall too, survive the veloci rapture, and claim the world for own and feast upon the most delicious of human livers.
>>453787
You will get another live meal. Behave.
>>453778
But that was when I was a younger and more idiotic person. I have become wiser and I don't drink that often
>>453790
Yo.
>>453792
Ka ka! I've never heard that one before. Just trying to win a game, as usual! Hows' everything with you, Jesus?
>>453790
>gives Boombox and Stereos
don't break them this time.
ALSO DOES ANYONE WANT TO TRY OUT THESE
>looks at the glasses
"Mighty" GLASSES?
>>453790
Hello...sir? You are a man, are you not?
>>453809
You need a new, more delicious liver to be granted passage to my kingdom
>>453804
YOU CAN'T BREAK THIS AK!
>blocks beam with AK12
>>453815
Me
>>453818
Ok.
>calls JC
Can you give me a better liver?
>>453801
I dig that hair you got!
>>453803
You know it! I even brought pizza this time! Wanna slice?
>>453810
Yo yo, anon! What's poppin?
>>453815
Eyyy, you remembered! Don't worry, I learned from last time. I'll make sure they last more than a month.
>>453817
Spot on, homeslice. If ya wanna get technical, I'm a disaster master. Who you be?
>>453784
Tell what you did to earn this 'iconic' status.
>>453790
Hey, Noisey.
>>453784
Having a foul mouth isn't a sin.
>>453787
Ooh. Easy there.
>continues petting cautiously.
>>453813
Just waiting for the chance to not die a horrible death. But good luck to you. I'll be silently pulling for you.
>>453789
All the Gunners are cute, Anon.
>>453796
Yes, I see.
You're right, it's not enough to be proud of me for, I have to try harder.
Thank you, Master.
>>453793
Five souls closer to your never-ending goal, then. Nice to see you enjoying your job.
>>453825
Aha, no can do! I'm trying to cut back on the calories.
>>453826
If it ain't my music buddy Garnet! Gimmie some LOVE!
>holds up hand for a high five
>>453827
Cursing God or his name in vain is. So I can say, "FUCK YOU SATAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT FASCIST!" isn't a sin
>>453820
REQUIREMENT TO DESTROY AK12: 0%
AK12 WILL FALL APART ON ITS OWN. LIKE ALL RED TECHNOLOGY
>>453774
Haru and Maria suffer from karma
>>453820
Here ya go.
>>453825
Good.
>Major Tom.
>>453761
You may think so...
>>453784
*overhears* Who are you?
>>453836
Nice shades.
>>453771
I'll punch their shit in for ya, freckles
>>453839
Would prefer it on this image. But thanks
>>453834
*Holds hand up as well*
>>453836
All that will survive shall feast upon the dead
>>453782
I am Rachel Alucard, head of the Alucard family, yourself dear child?
>>453784
I never asked you for your name child. Nago is one of my servants, as is Gii here.
>>453785
What is it troubling you then Garry?
>>453786
Hm.. no. Gii, bring me my mirror.
>>453787
Hm...
>>453795
That is quite the shame, though I cannot help you.
>>453806
Gii, check what it wants.
>>453837
They know!!
Quick, I must hide...!
>>453842
THEY FILTER OUT RED PROPAGANDA
>>453825
Disaster master...I don't think that's something you should be proud of. The ladies aren't going to be after a man who calls himself that.
>>453826
I've been acting for many, many years. I've been in blockbusters such as The Big Lebowski, Saving Private Ryan, and the Love Live movie!
>>453827
I don't think saying "cunt destoryer" is helping your image of being Jesus, Jesus. What would your followers say to that kind of language?
>>453823
No. Your liver is just fine.
>>453835
Perfectly fine. Just don't say it in front of children or old women. It still isn't a sin, but it would be impolite.
>>453840
Which part? About forms of meditation or my mind being clear?
>>453830
That cool, yo. More for me n' Mutey. How's life?
>>453846
...
Uh...
You gonna slap?
>>453829
You're on your way, Genos. You don't need my praise, anyways. Also, isn't taking souls wrong? It seems wrong.
>>453847
AMERICA WILL NEVER RESORT TO CANNIBALISM
>>453837
Are we the ones who failed the teleport?
>>453848
Oh you're the one who wished to meet my mother, I am Maria Naruse, you met my mother's personal servant Zest before.
>>453837
>>453837
!
Damn alert mode...
>>453853
Yeah, I know. Not like I am aa bad man.
>>453850
Great.
>>453855
I don't think so, not if they're souls of bad people, or people who would die anyway.
Assuming those souls aren't sent to be tortured.
>>453857
You will be destroyed by the veloci rapture, prepare for your doom
>>453845
>they are easy to make
ANYONE ELSE WANTS KAMINA'S GLASSES
>Major Tom.
I miss Hoshi.
>>453840
Ask me once more and I might tell you!
>>453848
Hehe, I am no child. I am a grown man, unlike you, who's a little girl. Remember to respect your elders and to study hard at night!
>>453837
A lot of EMP's in these games.
when will you lot learn that you should make sure your teleportals work!
>>453857
Hell yeah!
>>453854
Quite well, making bank, as asual. What about you? Still groovin'?
>>453846
>h-hey garnet do you still have the mega link of all the SU episodes
>>453851
Aw, that ain't a problem for me! I'm not much of a ladies man, to be honest.
The name's Noisemaster, you?
>>453870
I miss being able to post from my home WiFi.
>>453851
Would you prefer a scripture spouting messiah?
>>453864
I know this, comrade.
>>453872
Not getting detected
>>453848
Acknowledged. Unit was...thinking out loud.
>>453872
Now they won't be able to track me, no matter how hard they try!
>>453843
>meant to say area
Don't go getting yourself killed on my behalf.
>>453851
It's sad that some people have to lie to seem more interesting. You weren't in any of those movies.
>>453854
Sorry was waiting for you.
>>453872
Tell me what you know...
>>453857
>mfw Strange Meat
>>453848
> Sol spies Gii.
> After he hands Rachel the mirror, Sol smacks him lightly. Gii is sent sprawling.
The hell is that thing?
>>453829
Of course. How could I not enjoy harvesting the souls of the damned.
>>453868
AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST OPPRESSION.
>>453865
Did you ever ask? Anyways, everyone dies.
>>453872
I just bought more of those, you fuck.
>>453876
Are you banned from 4chan forever?
>>453878
your liver passes the qualifications to be saved for later
>>453804
>It snaps it's jaws on you and crushes your armor, it shakes it's head back and forth rapidly, almost like a shark.
>It tips off some of your limbs before spitting you back out.
>>453808
>The T. Rex snarls and walks away from the strange raptor.
>>453809
>The T. Rex waits patiently for it's next meal.
>>453827
>It almost sounds like it's purring like a kitten, and completely relaxes it's muscles.
>It has a hard understanding why this man is so non-treating and almost helpful, but it feels deep in it's soul that this man is of high importance.
>>453848
>It sniffs you out again, and smells blood, but not blood from your own body.
>It begins to step away from you, thinking you may be a threat to it's survival. It growls and snarls slowly.
>>453853
I suppose both, at least where alcohol is concerned...
>>453871
*scoffs* Ball's in your court. If you don't wanna tell me, that's fine.
>>453872
ISIS is down!
>>453869
Sure. It would be nice to wear something else.
>>453872
HA! HA! That's what you get for betraying me: busted and broken by better Tributes!
Anyway, come back, I'm thirsty and you're the only cup I bothered having.
>Simple Host
>>453872
Why does this keep happening?
>>453900
Macho Man Randy Savage...
>>453895
No, you will fall from the end of all but the greatest, who shall be bred for my consumption
>>453903
>throws a flare
>>453886
Don't worry, freckles. I'll try and avenge a friend, if I fall then at least Inwas able to keep up the bro-code.
>>453897
.....I actually haven't asked, no.
>>453893
Those souls aren't being sent to be tortured, are they? They're just.. Going where souls go, right?
>>453874
Sounds like you've got a pretty good business! I've been schemin' some mad plans to tear this place up, know what I'm sayin'?
>>453888
That's cool, that's cool.
>high fives
Problem solved!
>>453898
For the time being. I'll either appeal and get unbanned or do that other thing. Either way, I won't be gone for good. Posting for now is just a hassle.
>>453906
I want another combat assignment. Silence kills
>>453869
>Do it.
>>453911
I am his prophet for he is dinosour god
>>453907
>Mighty Glasses only fit too
>I could give you the Calm Glasses that can fit three.
>>453919
I would miss you if you were gone.
>>453874
Yep, hope you enjoy.
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>>453906
+9999 GMP
>>453903
I am back. He is a feisty one.
>throws down a man that has raped many women
Eat him slowly. Is want to hear him scream
>>453876
Karamatsu's the name. I'm sure a man such as yourself has heard of me before. I'm the man you've seen on numerous TV shows and movies.
>>453878
I could go for a nice reading from the man himself. I am ready for you to put 1,000 years of wisdom into my noggin.
>>453888
I-I'm interesting! I very interesting! I've been around the w-world and seen many well respected people!
>>453905
Please, begging is not something a lady should do! I will tell you...free of charge!
Ready?
Are you ready?
I am the one and only, Karamatsu!
>>453906
I don't think he noticed... I'd better go before he does...
>>453917
Of course not. I will help guide them to the underworld, and let it go from there.
>>453932
Aww, thanks anon!
>>453926
Yeah just got...reminded of a Great Man that parted us too soon.
>>453927
Alright. Put it on.
>Garnet
>>453923
>the deed is done
>>453869
I'll take em off your hands.
>>453906
Lala's kill spree has come to end as she is surrounded.
Spec ops take down Shinobu
>>453917
Kinda unlike you to not question everything.
>>453927
>Calm Glasses
>Anyone still remember Simon?
>>453940
I see. That's relieving to hear, it's been on my mind for quite a while. Master reminded me to ask you.
>>453860
Ah. So you are the daughter your handmaiden spoke of. It is nice to meet you Miss Naruse.
>>453871
Gii, raise the mirror.... too high, a punishment will be in order. Hm.. do you say something child?
>>453880
Do not make it a habit of doing such things.
>>453891
That thing is one of my servants, and it was incredibly rude of you to take an action of violence against him unprovoked.
>>453903
Nago, what is the creature doing exactly?
Ah... so it's only merely trying to figure out what I am, understandable of a creatures instincts.
>>453903
CHANCES OF COMMUNIST TYRANNOSAURUS VICTORY: 0%
>>453913
ORGANISM IDENTIFIED: MAO ZEDONG
LETHAL FORCE, ENGAGED
>>453948
I refuse to die by the hand of mortals.
>>453903
Aw. Such a wonderful creature.
>throws T. Rex a roasted mutton leg
>>453905
Zen, zoning. Pretty much the same.
>>453936
Just 1000?
>>453948
F Shinobud
