/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Keeping the Pearl Train Going Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Pearl the best.
>>432922
mostly lovely gem.
>>432960
Not you, you're creepy and Steven is frightened by you.
>>432966
mommy pearls sit down and let inner turmoil pearls dance.
>>432966
>>432978
Mommy Pearls will never finish their dance, they are the dancers that will dance through the sorrow!
>RQ and Pearl's dance got censored in Europe because they were considered too lewd
What a shame.
>>432993
They were?
>>432993
What? Really? Amy and Garnet's dance is way much more lewd imo.
>>432993
weird, usually happens the other way around in america
>>433007
did you even read
Where are all the female space rocks penises?
>>433024
he meant america is usually the one to censor stuff for being sexual. Europe media watchdogs seem to be more concerned about violence.
>>433024
i did, i was probably just incomprehensible
oh well
>>432998
We Need to Talk aired in Spain today, they censored that part with Pearl and Rose dancing and Rainbow Quartz dancing down to look at Greg when she first fuses.
>>432993
What about the fusion where one literally jumps into the others' crotch
>I still haven't gotten those rqs done
Send your anon hate here http://autocartoons.tumblr.com/ask
Are we trash?
>>433192
Draw at your own pace, drawfag.
>>433197
/co/ mods are just biased.
I mean, we ARE trash, but they don't gotta be such cocks about it.
Hey! You! Tell me three episodes of Steven Universe worth skipping or I shoot her in the gem!
>>433203
>it's been months
stone me, honestly
>>433212
Pull the trigger, anon.
ALBUM OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>433221
Okay you might want to hurry up a bit.
>>433212
Open Book
Shirt Club
Sadie's Song
Now, just calm down and give me the gun...
>>433212
Sadie's Song and any two Onion centered episodes unless we get one where he gets kicked in the teeth
>>433260
>open book
It has cute bridesmaid Connie and sexy huntress Connie, that makes it ok in my book (GEDDIT?)
>>433240
you do know tpab was this year right?
Let's be honest, Stronger Than You would be even better if we already knew about Ruby and Saphie and if they were more developed characters. Why do people love them so much other than that they're progressive creator's pets? The only praise I see is "omg beautiful gays look at these gays". Imagine how fantastic Stronger Than You would've been if they weren't so two dimensional. It's already an awesome moment, but I think it could've been tear jearking.
you got to cool down
take it easyyy
you got to cool down
relax
take it eassyyy
slow down (relax)
it's too late
to worry
slow down
take it e-
take it e-
take it easy
take it easy
take it easy
TAKE IT EASYYYYYYYYYY
bakerman is baking bread
bakerman is baking bread
sagabona, kunjani wena
sagabona, kunjani wena?
the night train is coming
GOTTA KEEP ON RUNING
THE NIGHT TRAIN IS COMING
GOTTA KEEP ON RUNNINGGGGGGGG
running
>sax comes on
>>433323
>if we already knew about Ruby and Saphie
speak for yourself m8, couple of faggots and me already knew befohread that garnet was a fusion
if fusion cuisine wasn't any clue to you then you're clueless kek
>>433333
CHEKT
>>433333
ooooaaaaaaaahhhhhh
>>433333
>tldr
Nice quints tho
>>433323
i feel like right now ruby and sapphire are just being used as development for garnet's character. idk if they'll get more fleshed out in the future
/dank/ thread?
>>433333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEK6xxYz3Kw
>>433397
DUDE
>>433005
A Russian anon told me that in the Russian CN they mainly just rewrote the dialog to make the relationship seem like very close friendship, so that pic is bullshit.
>>433426
It's a joke you goddamn autist. I didn't think anyone would be dumb enought to take it seriously.
>>433397
yeh dude
Give me 4 (You)s or I'll crash this thread.
I'll let you in a secret /trashsug/
I've been a /ug( regular since Wrap Tour aired but to this dayy I still haven't sene a single episode so far of the show
>>433466
you got dubs and a you
use them wiesely
>>433441
>>433356
Good to see the 1337 speak bot migrated from /5n@f/ to /sug/
>>433494
>/5n@f/
Dude.
>>433467
What in the world have you been doing here?
>>433507
Do you think the crewniverse draws stuff like this?
Do you think they draw /ss/?
>>433526
I know someone who probably have a ton of lesbian shipping of SU on her secret portfolio
So the threads on /co/ are better than the threads on /trash/ now. Trash is just the same pearl images every thread. What happened?
>>433507
Cry harder
>>433273
Exactly these.
>>433542
thank the falseflaggers from /co/ and the massive flood of stupid ass tumblrinas and you and me not apporting discusion because the show is dead
hey guys i really want to apologize for my actions last night i was intoxicated and did not mean any offense by posting my genius work of art and as a gesture of good will I will once again, just for you, post my fan fiction for you to read and enjoy
you're welcome yall!!
CHAPTER 22 (1/2)
back at the gem house, all is silent but the sound of the television. in the living room. on the couch, a damaged rose quartz gem entangled in bits of bone and mustache
sits bubbled atop a cushion. On the tv, melissa harris perry rambles on about police brutality. This is amethyst's idea of a joke. The creature was not a fighter,
she had found out soon enough. In fact, it had cried out and attempted to run back out the door the moment it saw her weapon. Scared or misunderstood, it made no
difference to amethyst, already absolutely livid from being woken up, who made easy work of the fat, fleshy beast. This was the harshest punishment she could think of:
an endless MSNBC marathon. She smiled to herself as she put the gem into place and adjusted the channel; it was Friday. Tomorrow begins the barrage of prison
reality tv shows and quack medical advice. As close to torture you can get without exerting any real physical effort.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>>433978
2/2
Amethyst is satisfied with the prison she has
constructed for her attacker, and quickly decided it did not warrant any close watching. She is certain by now that peridot and garnet are both dead, and for a while
has had a strange feeling that soon she'd be joining them. She did not fear death, but thinking of all the trash left uneaten, liberal internet posters left
un-butthurt and womps left unwomped put a knot in her stomach. She surprised herself simply by fighting back when she felt her life was in danger. That was strange.
Amethyst may be a gem but she had long ago accepted the inevitablity of death as well as the absence of a God and Creator. No true God would have made her stumpy and
defective. No true God would have allowed her mother figure to be brutally murdered while going to the kitchen for more pizza rolls. No. Her God is leisure and
she worships Him at every opportunity, determined to squeeze every bit of comfort and enjoyment from her objectively worthless existence. She sullenly sleeps now in a
stolen massage chair in front of a stolen 32" computer monitor, while in the other room the beast sits dormant, watching, learning.
more coming your way everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>433542
It's not hard to ruin a thread on /co/ tho
>>433538
She ships Pearlmethyst, so probably.
>>433645
why would the tumblrinas want to come here
>>432961
>>432978
>>433098
>>433397
>>434023
sorry, it's a self destructive thing.
>>433212
Sadie's Song
Say Uncle
Onion Trade
hey all ^^ just wnt to remind u all that u r all beautfl cinnbun rolls who require hugs and warm coffeee~~~ 'v' *glomps* xD
What's everyone up to this weekend? I'm sitting in my room naked and hungover.
>>434061
*Wubs you lots*
thanks anon kun! Hugs and kisses :3
>>434072
Fapping to trap doujins on sad panda
>>434072
Playing Red Orchestra 2...
>>434072
cleaning the house
>>434072
Procrastinating
>>434141
Procrastinating what?
>>433467
It's /trash/sug/, not /trashsug/.
>>434180
/t/r/a/s/h/s/u/g/
>>434180
It's /trashug/ pendejo.
I want to go back to /co/mbworld ;(
From tumblr to reddit to 4han...
>>434231
>I'll do anything for you love
>>434243
>>434243
>doesn't know drawendo is a prolific /sug/ drawfriend and he made that exact image in the last thread
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m c︂︂u︂ck newfag idiot pendejo meme dank ayy lmao faggot weed 4u bigman jews steel feathers hitler
>>434254
Agreed. Site-mixing should be banned.
Hitler was right.
>>434268
Shit, did they remove the filter?
>>434269
>gem war is awful because your buddy can get wounded and die
That's all war, numbnuts.
>>434276
FUCK YOU, SORRY IF I FAILED MULTI CUTLER LANGUAGE CLASS THING, MY LIFE ISN'T ABOUT TRYING TO TALK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH PERL NOISE.
>>434298
What is sage?
>>434276
ALSO, WHO FUCKING CARES WAHT YOU THINK, YOU'RE PROBLY A FAGGOT WHO SUCKS DICK ON A DAILY BASIC, IM GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY WITH MY DICK
>>433998
no fuck off
>>434320
When your newfaggotry shines through so much that you become braindead and turn into a sage that offers nothing of value to any thread and you would be better off buying a chair and a rope s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434276
Thank you.
>>434269
I'd imagine death is exponentially more terrifying for beings that have no way to naturally die and are immortal in almost every way
>>434395
That would never happen, considering you told me to buy a gun but no ammo.
goodbye sug. the shitposting was fun
>>434417
Before you kill yourself, tell us who your waifu was.
Lapis is still on the lead
Ah gez, why do you guys have to fight
>>434404
You stupid fucking shitstain what kind of newfag buys a gun but no bullets to go with it you really are a stupid newfag shithead please ram a spear up your ass s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434417
Don't do it anon.
post yfw homeworld is short for mother homeworld and is a giant gem mother larvae which gems pay tribute to
>>434429
Hey man, I'm just following the instructions you're giving. It's not my fault if you're not clear.
>>434345
hahaha stalin aliv in georgia, make fast kill of gitler
oa ah
you were the first one
you were the last one
video killed the radio star
video kiled the radio star
in my mind and in my car
we can't rewind we've gone too far
video killed the radio star
video killed the radio star
in my mind and in my car
we can't rewind we've gone too far
pictures came and broke your heart
pit the blame on vcr
oh aa radio star
oh aa radio star
This thread is off to a great start.
>>434464
Are you mentally disabled you fucking idiot newfag you might as well not even bother since it's obvious you are fucking braindead you fucking idiot don't even bother wasting other people's time to get the supplies to kill yourself because it won't even fucking matter for you newfag fuckhead s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434429
what is baka?
>>434508
dank
>>434551
>>434522
Stupid idiot samefag newfag I bet you don't even know there's a filter to filter your stupid shit you fucking idiot why don't you just see how that electrical outlet tastes since you are offering nothing of value to this right now I am quite literally s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
Homeworld was right.
>>434470
I'd tell you to learn to write, but that'd cause so much pressure on your dung brain that it might explode again.
>>434659
Of course, Homeworld is never wrong
>>434659
>yellow diamond posters shilling
Reminder
Garnetfags = lawful dank
Lapisfags = true dank
Amyfags = chaotic dank
Stevenfags= lawful meme
Fangfags = true meme
Fusionfags = chaotic meme
Perifags = lawful cancer
Pearlfags = true cancer
Freaks = chaotic cancer
>>434597
This is fun. But it got old real soon.
>>434659
Fuck off Peridot, you're still going to die on this planet
>>434661
XAXAXAXA :))) fascist styink so bad wow i can even smell from hear. you make come to our cousin ukraine live in zoo :)))
>>434691
>Freaks = chaotic cancer
I'm aright with thsi
>>434706
I'm not doing this to impress you you stupid piece of shit I'm just telling you what's wrong with you and why you are a blight to this thread don't come here with your uninformed newfag opinions and expect us all to jerk you off just because you think you're "telling it like it is" we don't need your kind here ruining the beautiful thread we once had please just go literally kill yourself just please kill yourself in any manner you see fit because I just cannot take this anymore s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434659
>It's a Steven saves the day yelling "STOP" episode
You know what, I can't fucking take these threads anymore. All you stupid fucks do is whine about your shitty waifus, complain about stupid meta shit, post the same shitty images, and talk about the same shitty subjects over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Literally playing games about dating your waifu and whether she will fuck you. PATHETIC. I thought these threads were supposed to be fun, but it's just full of asinine shit that has NOTHING to do with the SHOW. Well I'm done, I'm just fucking done here. I don't know what I expected in trying to generate conversation with you HALF-FORMED TROGLODYTES, it's obvious you all have no true interest in this show, just want to get off on the lewds of YOUR FAVORITE COLORED BITCH. Fuckers. I hope you idiots enjoy sucking Indexer's dick while jacking off into each others anuses about memes and fangs and whatever stupid fucking shit you care about. I'm never coming back to these useless generals, HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME ON MY WAY OUT YOU FUCKING LOSER PRICKS. CONSIDER ANOTHER /CO/MRADE LOST.
>>434769
>I just cannot take this anymore
Then get out.
>>434788
this
>>434459
wtf am I even looking at?
You all need some holy water in your systems immediately.
>>434788
to explain more than (>>434817)
these thread really are just the same thing, i wish there were more to these treads.
Hey, haven't been around for a while. How have all you gem-obsessed freaks been recently?
>>434841
Everything's cool, we're just having some fun.
>>434841
LAPIS
>responding to copy pasta
Fuck /co/ for the time being
>>434907
still tho
>>434796
I don't need a stupid imbecilic newfag talking down to me respect the elder anon here you dumb shithead why don't you just get put of this fucking thread so you can stop bringing it fucking down with your dumb shit blogposts just fucking go and don't fucking reply to me again stupid fuck s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>434919
Pearls existence is a slow quiet suffering.
When will this hell be over?
>>434892
Yep, that's Lapis. This is also Lapis.
>>434942
boop
>>434971
What about this?
>>434971
LAZULI
>>434997
I'm not 100% sure, but I think that may be Lapis.
>>434788
>/CO/MRADE
at least update your pasta
>>435035
That's good.
>>435024
Yep, that's her name.
>>435088
Bob
>>434841
I don't know, my smoke filled body might reject it.
I'd be afraid of the consequences.
>>435088
she's cool
ᅚᅚᅚ
>>435144
No no no, it's Lapis Lazuli.
ᅚᅚᅚ
>>435200
Yeah she's pretty rad.
>>433569
Is this by Shmorky?
>>435225
Aren't
>>435296
>inb4 (YOU)
>>435296
careful with that eggy browser anon
>>435314
>eggy browser
>>435225
ARE THE CRYSTAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r28NIJkKfEs
/sug/ sings when?
>>435341
GEMS, WE'LL ALWAYS
>>435352
i'd actually do it if someone else compiled it
we'd truly be shit then
>>435381
be super gay
>>435401
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
>>435411
well fuck you then
>>434691
>Freaks = chaotic cancer
Isn't she just the worst
>>434823
Strepsiptera, some parasitic bugs
>In the Stylopidia, the female's anterior region protrudes out of the host body and the male mates by rupturing the female's brood canal opening, which lies between the head and prothorax. Sperm passes through the opening in a process termed hypodermic insemination.[1] The offspring consume their mother from the inside in a process known as hemocelous viviparity. Each female thus produces many thousands of triungulin larvae that emerge from the brood opening on the head, which protrudes outside the host body.
freaky
fusion voiced by mc ride when
>>435514
peridot and amethyst voiced by mc ride pls.
love
the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket
>>435525
>not jasper + amy
get a load of this square
>>435514
The only fusions that should be voiced by men should be Steven/Gem fusions.
>>435677
I think Stevonnie beat you to it
>>435746
I said Steven/Gem fusions, not all of Steven's fusions.
why can't jasper be real
How was your day today /sug/?
>>436002
We don't know that sentient rock beings don't exist out there somewhere. Our dreams are alive anon.
>>436023
It was alright.
>>436023
I'M JUST SO DEPRESSED ANON!
>>436023
Better than Lapis' day.
>>436023
My vagina is definitely not bleeding anymore
>>436039
you're right
I'll be strong, that's what Jasper would want from me
>>436056
Rude.
>>436064
That's good to hear, Sucrose
>>436049
Why?
>>436039
It's actually more probably to find metal based forms in our universe
I'm just going to give in to my autism and say, if it were orchestrated for anons to sing the intro and maybe the other songs so I could put it all together in a video and upload it so everyone can see how retarded we are, how many anons would be willing to participate. Might as well do something with this hiatus and I'm bored anyway and interested in how shitty it would sound.
>>436064
how do you people deal with periods?
how does it feel to have blood constantly dripping outta you? it's almost as if god is shotgunning you
>>436148
That fucker is
>>436136
We already did it and it was awful.
Don't do it. Or I'll come over to your house and do bad things to you.
>>436088
Whoops there it goes bleeding again, guess I can't participate in this thread.
>>436170
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>436170
I'll let you in, just make sure you can handle me ;)
>>436199
Are you daring me, mate?
>>436136
If you layer it properly, and have one person as each gem, it could go bretty ok. Needed production value seems a little above /sug/'s paygrade though.
>>436227
>one person as each gem
not many people will join in then
>you will never be pearl being captured and slowly tortured by the diamond authority in a room that slows down time.
>you will never beg your torturer to stay because everytime they leave it feels like hundreds of years locked in a dark room with a single light shining down in you.
>you will never be draped in jewelry made from shattered gems and left to just suffer with it on alone in the dark
I want to boil Jasper's gem in semen!
>>436136
Just let everyone say WE during the entire op
>>436259
she'd do the same thing to your virgin anus
>>436270
>>436136
Just a loud WE from over +50 people?
I'm. so. fucking. down.
>>436275
>implying she would be able to form after her gem is encrusted in dried semen
That's funny anon.
>>436259
Fuck off lapis
>>436297
>not knowing dried cum keeps her nose together
WEAK
You know what would be worse than introducing metal beings?
A metal-gem hybrid as a counterpart of Steven
>>436362
>metal-gem hybrid as a counterpart of Steven
bismuth would like to say hi
>>436362
You think Greg would fuck a metal alien? What a pervert.
>>436381
>Pearl128
How big is your collection?
>>436381
The murdercock knows no bounds.
>>436381
Imagine if an all metal race were also all female.
>>436391
Not that big, especially compared to some folders i have.
This was posted a couple of threads ago. Is this cropped or is this the a full version?
Indexer, I summon thee
>>436381
You better shut your mouth before Greg fucks it anon.
>>436403
With gemitals!
>>436408
kek what a plebbe
Pearl is _____
>>436403
it would be funny to see oodles of head canon be confirmed and destroyed simultaneously
>>436442
Trash.
>>436403
Fuck, I don't have that pic of that spoon now
>>436442
Adorable, and a great mom when she isn't fucking up.
>>436442
a tool. Both figuratively and literally.
>>436442
A broken neurotic mess. Fit for destruction.
>>436442
Living garbage.
>>436442
Best mom.
Lapis is _____
>>436521
Best gem.
>>436432
anon pls
>>436521
Cute, sad :(
laptis
laptis
laptis
>>436442
Basic
>>436485
>you will never wish you had gone with rose when she died on your way to be reprogrammed into the diamond authorities new pearl.
>>436521
Suffering
>>436521
A monster.
>>436582
Nah.
Pearl is easily the most /fa/shionable gem
>>436612
She ain't shit is what I'm saying
>>436521
For sexual
Jasper is ______
Hint: Cute.
>>436710
No, she's pure.
>>436719
Handsome
>>436719
That image made me wonder if Peridot has eaten Steven's deodorant yet.
>>436719
Shit.
>>436591
>you will never experience a panic attack followed by frantic pleading as you are bound to the reprogramming device.
>you will never glance at yellow diamond sneering at you as feel the first wave of consciousness being torn from you.
this is the background music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QprzMD6Xevk
>>436722
She's a pure slut.
>forcing a fusion
fuck you /sug/ i'm literally dying right now
no indexer services today-tomorrow
you're either going to eat shit cluelessly as you usually do or do your own homework
