Kpop general: therapy edition
After posting here, I realized I take my health for granted țbh
>>425400
Yeah I'm fine on water. I drink 1.5 gallons on a normal day
first for yeri
pijja...
Previous thread
>>416303
I'm going to shoot up an SNSD concert, rape Yoona, and blast deep inside of her.
holding average lovingly as you tell him that everything's going to be alright
>>425483
theres a chain called 2 ovens here, they make a real good one. the cheesecake factory also makes an alright one, its called the margarita pizza.
i usually need to make it myself though
>>425496
Those abs could kill
flush your pills down the loo
>>425494
Get FUCKED, Yeri
I want to pinch her cheeks
>>425500
based
>watching a jav girl watching a jav
o_O
>>425508
I dont have a Cheesecake Factory where I am. I've heard they're really good. I've tried to make my own pizza and Im actually not as bad at it as I had myself convinced I was. I think if I had more practice,Id actually be an ok cook. I just have no one to cook for so I dont do it.
>>425539
p-post the code?
>>425539
does she like the jav
>>425539
I wish a girl would suck my dick and my buddy's at the same. Must feel really good to have two dicks in your mouth at once
>>425542
they basically give you a bible when you sit down lol they have about 15 pages of food and 3 of just cheesecake and lavacake
but you have yourself to cook for anon, never forget that.
>>425559
Im scared to cook for myself. I dont trust myself to do it on most days. Id give anything to have someone to cook for that could actually enjoy the food.
>>425539
that the new s1?
>>425571
eh the food you make pretty much automatically tastes better to you, im not gonna lie
>>425542
>>425571
Cooking is something one should learn for their own benefit. Cheaper, tastes better and gives you something to impress qts
>>425604
But I'm useless
>>425624
you can just save most of it for later lol
dunno shit about cooking. i make a mean ass ham egg and cheese sandwich tho
>>425623
That's not even an excuse. Just more reason to learn
>>425624
Leftovers, baby. You can cook your meals a week in advance
>>425642
A normal person would save it for later,sure.
Pick one
>>425672
second to last
will anyone hold me until i fall asleep...
>>425604
>wendigo making an oreo brownie instead of something with maple syrup
but why.
seriously tho, cooking is a pretty useful skill. and it's easy to learn with the internet, there are literally millions and millions of recipes out there.
use things you like for inspiration. presentation is not important unless you are cooking for somebody else.
>>425672
moe ofc
presentation makes me hungrier and makes me want to eat what i made more, i always make it look nice for me
>>425687
sure hamfriend
>>425716
thanks ham friend~
>>425672
Moe is the only choice
>>425691
My food sometimes comes out looking mediocre but no one minds since they know I'm the real deal
why do people keep impersonating me in kpg? did i piss you guys off with my drunk ramblings or what?
>>425735
who are you?
>>425748
nobody
>>425658
Idk where to start with cooking tho
>>425758
easy stuff
make eggs and peppers
cook up some ham for yourself
make some noodles and throw your own kick into it
>>425758
Honestly,when I was younger I started with things like grilled cheese or fried eggs. Anything you can put in a sandwich. Or soup. Or pasta. All really easy. My problem is that Im scared to cook because I dont want to eat it. So,like I said,if I had someone to cook for,it would make things so much easier.
>>425672
All look the same
>>425758
Look up the most basic shit that involves a pan and some heat like the posters above listed. There's some lovely Hispanics that upload videos from their kitchen who have done it their whole lives
>>425733
aoi is good too
saki is ok
I'm scared of cooking meat, that's my biggest problem :(
>>425841
set the heat to low and move your way up
>>425841
ham is pre-cooked when it's made for a pan, so start with that
beef turns brown about 3/4 the way through or more when cooked, depending on what you like, but is more advanced
just keep it moving
>>425841
I actually dont even really like the taste of meat,so I dont have to worry about that. My problem is making too much pasta,most of the time. Or making multiple things.
>>425865
Can I live with you and you cook for me? We'll be best friends
>>425881
Yeah
>>425831
I honestly couldn't recognize the rest of them. For the record, I'd give any of them a good d*cking
>>425841
I've had that fear too. When I first started I would flip it over every 2 minutes for being paranoid as fuck. Just keep it low and you'll get a feel for the timing
One day, I'm going to cook a nice meal for my friends at /kpg/!
every time i cook i eat for you guys too
>>425892
Where do you live? I don't have much $ for rent
>>425912
>Tfw you cook and wonder what it would be like if someone else would eat half of what you make,and then you spend the rest of the night crying because you know that you'll never be able to share your food because you dont even have friends,so you're just stuck doing the same thing over and over
>>425932
you're making me p sad and i dont even feel lonely
>>425922
The Southeast. In America.
>>425748
rufus
>>425942
Sorry :/
>>425943
ew
>>425959
I know. Sorry.
>>425943
I'm close by I think. Let's do it!
>>425907
This makes me want to tailgate at KCON but Staples Center would never allow it
>>425970
Give me a couple of years to find a good job for rent money,and get skinnier and maybe.
i would like to live in one giant apartment complex with all of kpg. that way we could have separate places to live but still hang. and there could be a big TV in the lobby for shows and award ceremonies or to watch new MVs when they drop.
and maybe some kdrama/kmovie screenings. and we could cook food to eat or just order out and be lazy.
in seoul of course.
>>425994
This warms my heart. Someone make this happen
>>425994
could you imagine the tension between people who like and hate specific groups lol
>>425994
I want this too :/ I want to be confident enough first though.
i want to fall asleep on your couch drinking and watching MAMA's while some of you talk about how i drink too much desu
>>425994
this is the worst idea
>>425994
/vg/ had this idea before. Turns out nobody could keep up with the expenses of a mansion in Beverly Hills. It was a nice try though
honestly i would pay up to 500$ a week to split between my kpg bros to enjoy your company in my home..
>>426053
The worst that can happen is..well..someone will probably be murdered at some point. And there may be a few suicides. A few fire emergencies. A few rapes. Several psychotic breakdowns. But other than that,Im sure it would be ok.
>>426076
this would be more like a separate apartments that happen to be in the same building.
unless we could split rent or something idk. i guess i'd be cool with some of you as my roommates... just no lewd
>>426093
>psychotic breakdowns
i swear i'll keep them to myself like i used to.
>>426093
and thats just amongst the females
>>426105
you can have a psychotic break in my living room lol
that's part of the fun
>>425994
>tfw someone would kill me in my sleep on the first night
w-worth
>tfw no kpg bf to romance behind your kgfs back in your kbro house
>>426153
Let's protect each other
>>426153
I wouldn't let that happen friend. I promise <3
>>426164
I'm not quite sure that's a normal feeling to experience.....
You can't protect him forever. I will end him
>>426192
Wtf.
>>426105
Sounds like living in the projects. Can I at least bring girls to our house?
>>426109
It's not even that. The cost of living is just obnoxious here
I buy a lottery ticket every week dreaming of making kpg house happen
>>426218
based you
>>426207
Change the location to Detroit and maybe it'll be possible
>no korean wife to argue with about the status of various bands
>>426234
>Detroit
Fuck me, I'm better off being homeless in Hollywood
>>426279
damn...
>>426105
>no lewd
i don't know if i can stop myself...
I'm so fucking hungry but it's 3am
>>426279
>>426234
it has to be in korea so we can go to fanmeets and concerts ya dinguses.
>>426294
Dont do it..
so be honest
if we're all neet, who will try to pay the bills besides yozoh, who makes 20 million dollars a week?
>>426305
why not
wheres tay
>>426318
the nude release really messed with her
>>426306
just prostitute all the girls out and make youtube reaction videos
>Yuri is a lesbian
well fuck
>>426341
Welcome to years ago.
>>426341
>he didnt know
her name was yuri....
>>426341
I would f*ck it right out of her desu
just give me 10 minutes with her and she'll be begging for c*ck
>>426296
B-But going outside is nerve wrecking
if we all lived together only yozoh would have to go outside....
>>426341
Nice meme
>>426296
I found a nice house here but this stupid site won't let me link it
good night kpg.
>>426367
it will be easier you do it with friends like us.
>>426415
good night average
>>426415
good night friend, rest easy~
>>426415
nighty night
sleep tight
>>426415
Night, Avg
>>426429
Yes, bedrooms will be shared so get the lewd out of your head
>>426364
all lesbians need is a good dicking
>>426442
oh trust me
yozoh has the bankroll for that
>>426451
Why not go for something even bigger and grand then?
>>426470
yozoh will support it
he doesn't care about the dollar sign
its really up to everyone else...
>>426479
We all like free housing here
>>426497
with a dad that makes over 3 houses a day, its hard not to
>>426506
>with a dad that makes over 3 houses a day
Whoa,thats a lot of houses to make in one day.
>>426528
yozoh moves a lot of cash
last i heard, he owns me and you, and paid for your waifu, and you didn't even know about it
>>425932
girlposter...
tfw eating dinner at 3am
>>426557
her name is areumsis
>>426563
i'm currently knowing this feel
>>426563
>tfw going to eat lunch at 4:30am
hey wendyposter what do you do for a living
hey hyeri poster who do you hustle for a living
>>426602
suck penis
>>426632
was gonna say this, haha
>>426602
Construction during summer and school during spring/fall. I got to be a supervisor at a big job this year so I made more while doing less. That was pretty cool
I fucking hate Koreans requiring you for a login to access tistories
>>426697
dirty foreigner ;)
>>426716
We like in a global society, there are no foreigners ;)
Laura Ingraham is so pretty >.<
choaoa is so pretty >.<
Laura Bush was a real looker in her youth >.<
your waifu so pretty >.<
My waifu is the prettiest >.<
so waid do we all love them all or what
my daughter is so pretty >.<
I'm a pretty girl
>>426788
Im not.
The fuck are you guys doing
>>426794
memeing
>>426792
I think you're pretty >.<
i wish i could look more masculine i hate being asian.
>>426794
Nigga, you've been on /kpg/ for how long? This shit always happens
>>426803
Thank you <3
I wish I could lose this weight I know I'm beautiful underneath all of this meat.
>>426810
>Tfw could lsoe weight and still be disgusting.
Count your blessings~
>>426809
thank you I love you--uhhhhh, forget I said anything >.<
i wish i was black so i would be worshiped for my masculinity
honestly
i just love crayon pop
everyone dislikes me
i dont know where to go...
>>426833
post some soyul my friend
>>426833
Are you the Gummi waifuer?
>>426833
>everyone dislikes me
Wrong. And I love Crayon Pop too.
>>426801
Adorable memers
>>426808
No drama, no hate, and no erping in sight. Thought I was just seeing things for a moment
>>>/mu/60819876
word
>>426836
:( you're a diamond
Heil fucking hitler
>>426869
too soon
>>426865
<3
>>426879
<3 >.<
>>426877
600000trillion
>>426859
what was it
>>426857
All good things come to an end...
>>426843
you caught me though
Tay
>>426906
shes dead and gone
>>426912
She's not dead
She was here before
COME HOME WHITE MAN
Look at this cute little oddball
>>426924
Tiffany is so pretty she makes the guy next to her look like fuckin' brad pitt
COME HOME BLACK MAN
Post a girl my mom Laura Ingraham would approve of
>>426929
>cute
lmao
I think tay is a very nice and sensitive young women and you men should be nicer to her.
>>426951
SAY THAT SHE'S CUTE
>>426960
ugly
>>426895
I know this too well
I hope you like animals and loud unnecessary music
https://youtu.be/OJdrBlN3T-M
>>426960
disgusting
>>426960
I'm the bear
i would fuck taeyeon and i dont even consider her attractive
im listening to Mr Mr right now
>>426969
>you'll never be truly free like these animals
>>426997
rise up against capitalism...
>>427000
pls dont start this again
>>426963
>>426974
Tell me I'm cute
>>426969
>I hope you like animals and loud unnecessary music
I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JqkY2Pb2o
>>426987
are u me
>>427005
marx...
>>427000
please start this again
>>427019
proletariat...
is the chinchilla guy here?
>>427005
lenin...
anyone here play melee.
my comrades I...
>>427029
im here and i dont want to talk about politics lol
>>427012
I am enjoying this
>>427041
post your chinchilla m8
I hate personalityfags
>>427047
sorry i still havent taken any pics and im still laying in bed
i thought about you yesterday before i nodded off though, i feel bad
>>427053
same. the anons should rise up against the totalitarian personality fags who farm the attention of anons and never give any back
>>427062
wording this so hard. we need a fucking revolution to end this oppression
Have you guys noticed how personality fags never seem to be interested in what we anons are doing? No matter how many questions we ask about their lives or how much interest we show it's never EVER reciprocated
personalityfag is a weird word
>>427070
word
would you like me to tell you about my day?
>>427070
I ask sometimes but I never know if I'm asking the same person the same questions all the time
hey guys what's up
>>427062
it's okay I don't get any attention
The truth is the personality fags need us anons. They need us to fill the threads, they need us to provide unique perspectives outside of their own circle jerk, they need us to breathe life into their stale conversations with our genuine personalities. Without us they're nothing. That's why they come here. That's why they jump from different platform to different 3rd party platform. Because they stripmine the attention from the anons in each one before they get SICK of it never trickling down to them. They're raping the land of anons for attention and that has to stop if we're ever to be free. Stop giving them attention, we don't need them
>>427092
sup
>>427082
yes tell me what you ate
>>427095
all i need is average to post the truth and hes sleeping now so you know it isnt him even if you wish it was
>>427109
dumplings in honour of girl's day
anon is an important person to me
>>427070
I try. I reply to anons all the time. You just dont realize it,I guess.
>>427070
Just helped an anon how to get started with cooking but whatever. Believe what you want about the rest of them
And yes, anon lives matter
i swear ill post that furry fat chinchilla before sunday
i've just been being rude to kpg
>>427120
you reply only to extract more attention from them. you don't care about them as people
this thread is weird as fuck desu
>>427123
that "anon" you helped was tay. you only help other personality fags
>>427135
i like you though
>>427070
Yeah
They reply but never ask you anything
>how are you
>Replies how they are but doesn't ask about you
which SNSD would you RAPE
#ALM
ANON LIVES MATTER
>>427151
yuri
>>427151
seohyun just so I can see the expression on her face
>>427135
:(
desu I don't really care for anons over personality or the other way around.
If you're an anon who posts without an avatar you're treated as an attention sponge, not as a human with feelings and dreams and goals that maybe they'd want to talk about. After replying to a personality avatar fag and having a one-sided conversation they just drop you while you're sitting there like :D going "I guess we'll t-talk later..." and you will, and it will be just as one sided as the last time. The kind of person who would avatar or trip in the first place is a solipsistic energy vampire and I'm sick and tired of giving you my attention with nothing to show for it
desu I'd accept any one of you in my house
>>427135
Get ready to get roasted, family
>>427139
I'd never help Tay. All I do is crack fat jokes and make fun of her nipples
>>427167
which personality ignored you, anon?
>>427141
o-ok
<3
>>427162
?
>>427175
by "you" you mean the other personalities. not us anons, because you don't know us anons and you don't care to. we're just your audience
4chan has made me hate trannies
>>427181
Why do you hate Tay so?
>>427167
Who made you so mad?
i'm a personality and I talk to anyone
except people I don't like
>>427185
id let any anon use my internet to shitpost on 4chan and also not pay rent desu
>>427181
dont be mean to tay
