Welcome to the first ever "Sips Is Bored Games"
I will need 36 of you bastards to get the show on the road
I'd think better of you if you would take better care of potential suiters
I bet she had a horrible time on your date
Why is it not possible for us to introduce ourselves?
No need I neutralized the target. She is now playing with dolls and asking me to braid her hair. It is all under control.
>He holds up his hand like he's about to give a high-five
Now Peri, how many fingers am I holding up?
I don't have any water on me. Sorry dancy man.
Wait, you're mad at me because I didn't bang Makina? How does that work?
Fair enough, but you know that it's extremely dangerous here as well.
>catches the grenade
>throws it away.
Now Sovier, this isn't how you greet newcomers, you know?
I assume you haven't lost the will to live
What kind of priorities do you have? I'm mad at you for not giving her a fair chance
Before or aafter Peri is done cutting stupid boy to pieces?
I know the spell card rules, you can't kill me, you can't kill me~.
You and regular animals are two separate entit-
O-OF COURSE SHE IS NOT AUTISTIC! WAS THERE ANY DOUBT?
P-Punishment?! I was not thinking of a punishment except for wallowing in my own incompetence at being unable to entertain you!
My apologies for it!
Because we've already met before!
I know! But we don't actually die, so it's okay!
Who says I have to follow the rules? We're not in Gensokyo
And? You're what people would call a "filthy commie", yet I didn't see america or Germany throwing grenades at you.
Easy, easy, no need to scream like that.....
To be frank, first time I saw you : Yeah, I mean, you're pretty hard to get along with.... But I can see she's a sweet well adjusted individual.
I'll not disturb your date, but I think we're gonna have a small chat next time I see her
Jeez man, don't look so down.
I haven't even heard her thoughts on another date yet man, relax!
>He pulls his hand back
Ok wow, that's amazing. I was gonna pull the four fingers and a thumb trick but you somehow got that question wrong. Ok, next question. What's your greatest ambition in life?
That I do. Also please stop grenading the locals.
Ah....you just said we didn't.
Inside the arena we don't. Outside of the arena we're mortal. So be careful Haru.
America is hesitant and Germany is too busy with kebabs.
I can't cheat if I don't decide to play the same game.
Consider this your last warning
I don't know why anyone would want to hurt me outside of the arena. I just want to be their friend!
Sore-y for the wait.
How we looking?
You might want to take a look at district 5
>Surprsingly, she draws a serious face in contrast to her creepy happy one
I don't know. Marrying and becoming a mommy sounds nice. Continuoing to serve Lord Xander with Laslow? Becoming a famous cook? A candy connoisseur.
You got me there. There is so much I want to become apart from the best killer and retainer in Nohr. I jsut want mommy to be proud of me when she looks down to me from the heavens.
I'm Haru, not 4186667!
You afraid of them, anon? You think they might...eat you?
You're such a nice person miss Garnet! I'll make this swap worth it and win for the both of us!
Well this is the outside world and the rules are different here.
You wouldn't follow German laws in China
You'd be surprised. Someone tries to kill me nearly every day here.
Ok Makina, we both know why we had to eat at McDonalds rather than the nice restaurant. You saw the fish tank and decided to go scuba diving.
Just go get some water from a sink man.
Just because they're anthropomorphic animals doesn't mean they don't deserve to be here.
She got us kicked out of the actual restaurant we were at. It's not my fault she didn't enjoy the consequences.
>He looks stunned for a second but quickly recovers
Incorrect, you want to serve under me. You're free to pursue the rest of your dreams if you have time however.
I did remember you! You told me that we never met so I just rolled with it.
There was a sink here this whole time!?
And that person has to be me! I need to impress the upper ranks after all, and what else is better than make it alive out of this fight? Let's give our best!
Kebab is slav speak of Muslims or Arabs
We'll see what the future has in store for you. Good luck, kid.
No. I don't want to go skydiving off helicopter
This is beyond the outside world, it's beyond it~. And my second point still stands.
Yeah, we'll definitely do our best, not like there's a whole list of people stronger.
Noooope~! I already serve Lord Xander together with flirtypants Laslow and both of them are ten timesthe man you are now.
>Reaching in a bag, she grabs two cupcakes, starting to chew on a pink coloured one while offering the silly boy a bown one with a cherry on top
Peri likes sharing during snacktime!
Whatever makes you sleep at night.
You really think that as a youkai hunter, I wouldn't get rid of them?
Most of them are humans too, they're humans. Finish writing, finish writing!
Just noticed the distinct defaultness of this, which means I dun-goofed.
But on the bright side, you guys get to kill each other some more!!!
Isn't that fantastic?
Flowers for Lasow or Lord Xander? Or maybe Peri is keeping them for herself!
This is only practice for me to kill Ayumu later
Probably some Native sending call to a fellow indian...
Welp, that's none of my business
Suddenly I was turned into Sasako and I had no idea about this undil now!!
easy goin so far
Amaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzing grace, how sweet the sound
You know what? Fine.
>Iida-kun pulls out his wallet.
How much does an iced tea cost?
You're the one missing it~. The humans like us, and you can't hurt them, and you can't hurt us, or they won't like you, they won't like you.
Evil rick here. I need your help fyxe. There's cancer in the discord known as DMG and you're the only one who can remove it.
>grabs 2 PKM's with 200 ammo magazine boxes
I think you're gunna die Shalakalskaalsklaakalal. After all, there can only be one. The best. The mostest bestest
Peri doesn't feel insane..she feels happy!
i'm not rick. i'm EVIL rick. Rick is dead. I killed him as soon as he went all goodie two shoes.
I might kill you, or not, or yes...I don't know, it depends
>Iida-kun hands over 250 yen.
There. Can you stop mentioning that now? The idea of being me in debt to someone here makes my skin crawl.
No weapons. Only people flying helicopter can have those.
>hides a sniper scope in uniform
Shorty dont fuck with no talking animals
Shits asking for trouble
Welp that's harsh, he and I just became friends two days ago. We didn't even get to know each other...
Oh... You just give me... the... money...
Well, I hoped we'd go out each other, like friends you know.... but you have a girlfriend, she could get the wrong idea... I understand.
What's the problem again....
Let's start Peri's killstreak with a blast!
What if it's a fire and someone needs to be saved from the flames? This is a job for me!
>Rushes towards the smoke.
No clothes allowed to hide weapons. Only undergarments.
well suuure, mr spider.. uh
whyd you pick that name?
Well yeah, obviously. Come on, why wouldn't there be one here?
Yeah whenever I arrive here I nearly drown. Every once in a while someone shoots at me. Other people try to slice in me half. I've been poisoned once or twice.
Makina, if he had a reservation why would I throw you into a fish tank to get food? Did you even think about this lie at all?
>He takes the cupcake and eyes it suspiciously
This looks great, what's it made out of?
Why are you believing her over me again?
Certain humans? So me?
Keep it down you bastards. Some people may actually try to sleep
Then I am not going on your trip in your chopper.
Convenient timing it seems, as always~!
Hehe...you arent easy to hug, with the big tail and, "other" assets~
Told ya, it may not be the morning bu whatever
That one? Chocolate and cherry. Peri didn't have much time to make something more luxurious. Snacktime is snacktime and it's all taking away her time to kill and to get bloody.
Why is stupid boy looking at Peri with those eyes?
Knowing this place, I wouldn't be surprised if the only kind of beverages they served here are ones with roofies in them. That is a whole different matter I would rather not dwell into.
I would not even know how would that work. We drink tea for 5 minutes and then what?
>Spider Nigger convicnes Shorty to snuggle with him
I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS AND YOU KNOW IT
Get in the helicopter or you will be forced into the helicopter.
I'm pretty sure it's yousogay. Just ignore the fag and he'll go away.
Yeah but you have it now. Forever. In your mind. Or electronic device
Well, huh.... Plenty of stuff. Music, or we could talk about Justice since you want to be a hero, I'm reading a book by Plato on the subject.
I mean, you never go outside to drink something with your girlfriend?
I have slayed the vampire, a dreadful monster that soon enough was going to drain all our blood! I couldn't possible let you run wild like that you know?
Indeed, so let your older sister take care of everything while you go look for shelter, alright? If we're the last one standing I'll try to defeat you in a painless, peaceful manner!
Man... I was about to defeat one of the most powerful here...
I was foolish to assume I could kill him...
>She holds her bow.
I apologize for assuming you were implying punishment!
That girl is wearing nothing but an unbuttoned shirt! I have to do something about this.
want some fried fish and more Kelp ?
No? But you're supposed to drink blood like the vampire you are, am I mistaken? How do you keep yourself alive?
You're just a surprising one Peri, also my names Yamato. Please stop calling me stupid boy.
Don't I seem trust worthy? I got us a nice dinner reservation and everything. She seemed to be having fun the whole time especially in the fish tank and even a little bit at McDonalds.
You gotta keep your eye out for this stuff man.
I've been practicing archery forever now but I've never actually given it a try.
Well? Are you going to eat Peri's cupcake? Or does she have to steal it from Yamato? It's realyl rude to keep the cook waiting!
I only need a little, and not often, not often at all.
Want me to help out your new friend be more alert and disciplined?
I definitely think that's a pretty friggin' good idea dumdum! I should be doin' that th' next time!
It ain' just a lie! You asked me to pick out th' best lobster there was 'n then you threw me in there sayin' that a real women knows how to swim through th' ocean and that they knew they'd come outa the ocean time 'n time again when thrown in there!
I wasn't expectin' an ol'dumdum tryin' to find me. Whatcha want from me, si-
>Gets shot by th' entire crew of MSG5.
Yeaaaaaaaaaah do the thing. Win the points. Score the goal.
T-That isn't even something you need to apologize for! It is just some confusion! Please cease your bowing, I am not your superior, but your equal!
C-CONSUMING ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IS AGAINST THE LAW! A-ARE YOU DAFT? WHY WOULD WE DO THAT IN PUBLIC?
I actually expected you to make them worse, thank you.
PERI DOESN'T LIKE SPIDERS! GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Wow...that does sound pretty corny. Sweet, but corny. They're getting a lot more braver I tell ya.
Pretty well actually! For once I woke up at a reasonably normal time and was productive in drawing, so I'd say my day is going swell.
And how have you been?
It's mid-July. I don't think warmth is that much of a concern. Trust me, I'm Bear Grylls
Alright alright, I'm sorry. I'll eat it Peri.
>He takes a bite of the cupcake
Hey! This is really good Peri!
And why is that?
No rules in the arena man. Friendships mean nothing. We're cool outside of it though.
Y-you're fine Soviet. I'm handling myself pretty well here.
We have a bathhouse, no one really uses it though because the woman don't want to be peeked on by the men and don't want to be groped by the lesbians.
I meant from your seat! I never threw you in there I have no idea where you're getting that from. You just kept saying you had to get a closer look and hopped in. You were acting strange that entire night. Wait....what did you order to drink?
Please stop believing her lies.
Nobody told me that actually, but one of them could.
Actually I'm slighty disappointed it was you and not an anon... Nah just kidding, but if anything I've been more yelled at than hugged today.
Otherwise I'm doing pretty good myself. I've been told you summoned me yesterday, but it's good to take a break sometime.
Say, do you think you could show me some sketches, right now?
Your misdeeds ends here! Even if you're a fellow furry, injustice is bad
This is pocky! A delicious candy you might like and make you feel better. Eat it, eat it now!
>Hands you another little borwn stick of candy.
If I win it means more recognizement for me!
Be sure to tell your friends, Haise Sasako is in charge of this sector! May I have your name citizen?
I would rather not dwell on that, but you are not wrong.
How does one drink ice cream? Did you really have to imply a double entendre? Having ice-cream would have been just fine.
You....are strangely cute.
>He pats her head as she sleeps
I'm fine but I'm worried about you. You resort to force way too quickly.
Makina could be doing that. Is that idea so crazy?
It was one date, I don't really talk about the future of a one date relationship. And wine? I ordered a bottle but I only had one glass. Oh my god you totally drank the rest of the bottle. This is all starting to make sense now.
Why would someone dry up from hot water? It's not that hot man.
>She just sticks it in her mouth without a word, trying to look grumpy and doing a terrible job of it
Both sides of the story sound very plausible.
If it wasnt you throwing her into the lobster tank that got you kicked out what was it?
I wanted to say Ice teas, but you know me enough anymore. I sometime swap words or worse... right Lid...
>she stops seeing your angry face
Iida, Iida! I'm kidding.
Well, I know for a fact that there are ice creams you can drink... but it's very rare. I wouldn't mind trying some one day.
But, hum... could you put that gun down please?
Do you know what water could do to my body? If I stay too long I would just sag.
Nice to meet you Ayumu. I am Soviet, soldier and leader of the USSR
Why does this kitsune have biiig boingy bits? Peri doesn't care! More fur to decorate her room with!
More tributes trying not to freeze to death in mid summer
There are enough animal corpses here to take fur from. You don't need mine.
Or you can maybe cool it a bit and just talk to them?
I ordered some wine for myself and it looks like Makina drank the rest of the bottle. Then when she wanted to order her lobster she wanted a "closer look" to find the best one and hopped in the lobster tank. Then we ended up at McDonalds.
Why would water do that to you? Is your hydrophobia that bad?
Peri? No, you fell asleep a- Peri? Peri calm do- AH GOD DAMMIT!
I do not appreciate your teasing and all of this nonsense, I already rid myself of the debt I owed you, so cease acting as if I have yet to pay you back and am still in your debt.
It must be from that little yellow girl I saw ealier today... What was her name already?...
Forge-chan or something...
Hm, true, never know when another anon will come around to woo you. What? That doesn't sound very pleasant...maybe more hugs are required..
Hm? Oh yea, it was late at night, but I wanted to see if it would actually work. Everyone could use a bit of a break from this place sometimes.
Sketches? Sure, lemmy put them all on one image and upload it
What the hell you guys. This was supposed to be a nice family picnic.
Nu-uh! You threw that one along with me in th' aquarium. I just don't know why you'd even do such a thing! It was bound to end up with us gettin' kicked outa th' restaurant!
More hugs would do fine, yes...
And sweet! Can't wait to see them