Hunger games thread : You're too slow Grimes, edition
>>4147778
I don't know what that means, but sure.
>Too slow
Nah fammo, I wait 'til we hit the limit. Early threads are cancer.
>early threads
>247 pics
Ok
>>4147805
>he gets kissed as his usually pale face turns red
Yeah.... definitely better...
>he's just going to be awestruck for a while, replaying what just happened in his head
>>4147972
well its not like it's an exact science
This thread is great
>>4147891
Humble. Sure, why not? My wealth has already consumed my ego, why not have a change for once.
>>4147778
Maybe later. Right now, I've got criminals that need a good franking
>>4147972
>Three
>Whole
>Files
>Early
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4147986
Seems like you're having a good day.
In case you missed the link yesterday, we made an Official Discord for HG. It's easier than Steam, anyone can come and go, and the entire chat is public. Let's get everyone in here: https://discord.gg/XharN
>>4147990
Thanks
>>4147993
Awesome!
Hum... your weath? You're kinda rich?
Well, I guess a man that can produce bread out of his body is expected to be rich... Bakers must hate you
>>4147986
Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>4148016
Give him his moment spike.
>>4147986
>pokes your face
You awake Jack? I think i just sobered (out, i guess). Huh.
>>4147853
And by the by. Hug can make you taller, because you have to stretch out to reach someone's neck. You force your body to, be taller.
>hic
I think.
>>4147885
Well ehm.
>>4147794
>Feels
>PC98 2hu
>Uh. Here.
>>4147913
Sounds like you got your hopes up.
>Yep, Rika.
>>4147992
Maybe it really is a cigarette?
>A man stares lifelessly into the clouds from atop a cliff. The way he sits on his stool, the light reflects off his bald head. He hasn't seemed to notice anyone.
food tasted like shit
>>4148020
First /tlhg/, now /hg/? How long until we tear each other apart because of drama?
>>4148034
Oh, I have no intention of ruining it.
>>4148047
>kicks off cliff
We beggin!
All hail our new leader El Peludo ( but El Peludo doesnt exist!)
>>4148020
Discord is shit, kys.
>>4148037
That's really not how that works. Still.
>>4148047
>she gets behind him and stare at the sky too, taking care not to disturb him
>>4148048
start the fucking game you quintuple nigger
>>4148021
Oh. You're not aware of my group. I'm the leader of Babuu 3, the richest group of the holy spaghetti academy. I'm extremely popular and filthy rich. We practically own the whole joint.
>>4148047
Hey there. Whatcha lookin' at?
>>4148016
...Yep
>>4148037
Yeah, I'm fine. I've just never actually been shown affection like that before
>>4148047
...
>>4148077
These will do well.
>>4148051
what happened to them?
>>4148047
Sir, are you okay? Have you seen anyone suspicious around?
>>4148077
Here we go!
>>4148092
you are too slow
Also el Peludo is going full Genocide
>>4148105
One of the artists created a private discord for the writefags and drawfags. Everyone got mad because they started to believe that they were posting exclusive content there. In the end, we turned on the artist who started it and he's never came back. Hopefully everything goes back to normal when the hiatus neds
>>4148098
Spaghetii... bread...
Now you're just making me hungry... What did you learn there? Not to spill them in front of people?
>takes the photo
You're the guy on the right? Why are you hiding your face?
>>4148122
Be safe Grimes, I'll take care of all your wounds.. here you see? We're friends now, hum? Why the beard though?
>>4148122
>suit hasnt been cleaned and is still wet and sticky
DAMN YOU FOX CREATURE
>>4148122
Oh wow a river how exciting....
>>4148090
>>4148099
>>4148102
>>4148109
>The man turns, offering a blank stare, and nothing more, to all who approached him.
Who is james Fonda?
>>4148152
>you hear a voice that echoes in the distance
I'm sorry
>>4148144
>mfw I host secret, exclusive Hunger Games on discord
>>4148144
they got mad over a sekrit club? how nostalgic.
>>4148154
..Well, now I know what you're looking at.
>>4148154
Are you a goddamn mute?
>>4148165
Yes, it's called leaving the pathetic one behind.
>walks away from Jack.
>>4148154
Hum... You okay?
>takes out a beer bottle
Maybe you smelled these and wanted some?
>>4148165
Thanks. I love nems!
If El Peludo wins , he is going to become our new god
Also F fox whit tits
>>4148165
>>4148180
You can't leave yourself behind, loser
>>4148042
Aikawa someone decided to imposter you.
>>>/b/694947260
>>>/b/694947388
>>4148174
>>4148180
>>4148188
>The man smiles.
Oh hello there! My name is Nern.
I'm considered the greatest historian of our time. I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened.
Many tales. Would you like to hear?
>>4148198
I have a name Crendor, you know?
Jeez I thought you would be a bit more respectful.
F to Iida who died with me
>>4148198
you can't beat me!
>>4148198
I already know who did it, actually. And they're not exactly with us any more.
>>4148198
>tfw I already won once
>>4148198
Oh nice food. get me weapons.
>>4148208
Wow what a nice comeback, clown.
>>4148217
No.
>>4148216
Oh, thanks.
It's fine.
>>4148218
Dont get mad , its for the show
Also , do you think his hair is softh?
Good morning!
>>4148089
>groans at you
Midget.
>>4148100
Really? But you are so handsome...
>>4148221
thanks for the help. that last fight got.... messy
>>4148198
I'm saving my disc for a certain fox
>later on stumbles across her corpse
well never mind
>>4148217
Olathe?
Do you know a guy named Garth? He's my business partner!
Oh sorry, I interrupted you... Yes I'd like to hear your stories...
>>4148247
I was kidding Crendor, don't worry
>pets
>>4148255
Hello!
>>4148247
Look at me and you'll die.
>>4148255
Shut up.
>>4148146
Basic Curricular activities to get through the day.
I work behind the scenes, the guy in front is a rowdy spokesman full of energy. He's a good friend of mine as well, but my reputation is blown out of proportion.
>>4148217
Of course.
>>4148247
I'm starting to feel sick, give me another glass.
>>4148266
No problem, baldy
he is going to have revenge
>>4148269
Dont pet me
>>4148255
What up home slice.
>>4148269
>>4148277
Hm... I wish you were more enthusiastic. Oh well, I'll tell you anyways.
Let's see...
Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my wife, God rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be rediculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transgfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess so maybe she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more!
That sneaky bitch...
>>4148283
>>4148247
>>4148282
>Drunken ramblings that quickly become extremely depressing to hear
>Passes out still holding a cup
>>4148256
It's not THAT short!
>>4148283
Do I even want to know why you're keeping the bandage on?
AND WHY ARE WE DOING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
>>4148235
Who even are you anyway?
>>4148247
...Great...
>>4148256
There are plenty who would disagree, especially in my world
I Had a joke for this one but i forgget it
>>4148282
I'm not bald!
>adjusts his obvious comb over
>>4148272
Your reputation is blown out of proportion...
Mhh.... Oh I get it! You're kinda lika a superstar!
That's why you hide your face! For paparazzis... or maybe just hungry pigeons....
>>4148283
Why not? Crendor is for pett... oh yes, you're allergic to fur, sorry...
>>4148308
Yay, more sake!
>takes the glass
>Join the Discord
>Even Bolin's voice is annoying
>>4148269
Greetings!
>>4148271
Why?
>>4148294
Not much!
>>4148042
>>4148297
Uh huh? And then what happened?
>>4148312
The Queen.
>>4148313
GET THE FUCK AWAY YOU FUCKING BUFFALO
>>4148323
Because I hate you.
>>4148313
I don't want to fight lame people
>>4148318
But you barely have nay hair
>>4148297
Oookay... I'm not sure this count as history but...
Go on... this is starting good.
Still the moral is that you should always make your own drinks yourself!
>>4148336
But that's wrong, you've never met me.
>>4148320
that was a lie , i just dont like get pet
Also Grimm you fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y
>>4148335
>>4148356
Anyway, I'll save that story for later!
So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly, a great strangeness fills my body. Something was wrong. I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? That's right. It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A ROCK under my ROCKing chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my wife, God rest her soul, brushing her hair in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion.
"Why can't I be married to an attractive woman? Is it me? My bank account? I'm a tall guy, I workout forty minutes a week. Is that not enough?"
Now, my neighbor at the time, Tom Forknight, was very short. His wife, Karen Forknight-Plateburger. Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my wife. I'd say she was a soft six whereas my wife, God rest her soul, was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Karen with him?
...
Anyways, then my horse of a wife, God rest her soul, crawled into bed beside me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her romance novels again. Give me a break! As if I don't already feel inadequate enough! Not only do I have to compete with Tom, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Aye yai yai! At this point I had already supressed the urges of intimacy. I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off. Then I woke up to a big flash of light.
>The man turns and looks back up into the clouds.
...That's about it.
I would like to have a Haiku
>>4148359
They won't be for long
>>4148364
And thus my sides went to orbit. Thank you Nern.
>>4148358
Yet I still hate you.
>>4148359
You fucker.
>>4148376
i want your suit
>>4148380
hehhee you have the worst luck
>>4148376
...
>>4148342
>>4148313
better than.. what color even is that? whats with the wings?
i got beer poured on me from a goddamn cartoon fox, getting insulted by a little girl
>>4148359
i dont even remember doing this!
what have i even gotten myself into?
>goes comatose and wide open for a shanking
>>4148391
No you don't!
>>4148321
>Becomes slightly conscious
>Curls up in to a ball and sobs
>>4148359
>Inarticulate bawling
>>4148376
>>4148398
>>4148401
....
>>4148398
>Good old 2hu on 2hu violence
>>4148364
That Karen seems like a cool chick to hang aroung. I wouldn't mind meeting her.
And you shouldn't be jealous to your neighbour you lanklet! He probably has charisma when you don't!
Still... what happenes after that flash? The world got destroyed or what?
Uh grandma came to visit so STAY TUNNED
>>4148408
I do and that's finale.
>>4148404
It's blue, and the wings are made of ice, and I'm not a little girl!
>>4148412
aww
>puts a blanket over
>>4148364
What a time to be alive.
Did you ever get that rock out from under the rocking chair?
>>4148419
Prove it!
>>4148385
>>4148416
>>4148435
>The man says nothing. His gaze has returned to the endless abyss of blue beyond his clifftop retreat.
>>4148320
>
Pretty much.
>>4148433
wasp
>>4148417
Go away...GO AWAY!
>>4148433
>Sputters out a brief thanks
>Continues crying
>>4148312
Well they have that bad taste.
>dugs your hair
This red hair, i'm so jealous.
>>4148308
Is that it? Really?
>>4148448
White hair sucks!
>>4148449
no problem, as the best, I'm also the nicest
>>4148442
>Spike just sits and stares off into the sky as well.
FINAL 4
WE HAVE A GOD SLAYER
MY SON
AN ENGI
AND A PUNISHER!
>>4148442
Ok, that was weird.... He could have at least tell me if he knew Garth...
>>4148446
Oh... I see.
>grins
Is there a madam plain bread chan, yet?
>>4148461
You suck
>>4148461
somehow i doubt that niceness..
ah well, im off for now, til next time folks
>>4148461
No u
>>4148321
Aren't you, like, way to young to be drinking sake?
Later of this any of you wants to play something?
>>4148484
>stares hoping he will do something else.
>>4148486
Grimes got this
>>4148459
What?
>>4148461
>Says something completely unintelligible
>Covers head with blanket
>>4148488
>>4148474
What!?
i think is over guys
>>4148476
My ultimate partner? She isn't plain at all.
Games hg tricked you into buying.
>>4148484
The sky is really pretty here..
>>4148498
forggot pic
>>4148512
You completely skipped the part where I died.
where are the oldfags at?
>>4148459
My hair? Why are you jealous of that, yours looks great
>Late because grabbing a late lunch, sorry
>>4148501
A crescent pastry? I should have expected that. You got pretty lucky there, she's a cute, but then again, you're a literral bread star.
>>4148512
Called it! Grimes wins.
>>4148532
here
>>4148532
Shitting on Discord
>>4148485
>>4148478
It's you two who does the sucking.
>>4148483
I'll see you around, hard not to notice you with a shiny head like that.
>>4148486
I'm older than I can count!
>>4148497
yeah, get some sleep
>>4148491
>>4148507
...
>He's clearly done.
How do i circlejerk?
>>4148550
Congratulations, Rick.
Thanks for hosting, Crendor.
ok so its over here are the placements
>>4148525
hosts tend to skip things that nobody cares about
>>4148551
That doesn't mean anything. You couldn't even count how many fingers you have.
>>4148506
jej
>>4148564
I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
>>4148567
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4148562
>Spike has forgotten why he was there, he's just watching the sky.
>>4148550
Kek that wincard.
Congratulation
>>4148564
Make a furry ava and I will circlejerk with you
>>4148562
>left as the man has cleary finished all he wanted to say
>>4148567
thanks for hosting
>>4148564
pull your hair while running in circles
>>4148574
I have 10 fingers!
>>4148587
>furry
Kill yourself
>>4148564
Dont know what is that but dont do it
>>4148497
>yawns
I'm getting tired. I'll have a huge hangover, i know it.
Waaaaah, give me a hug Rika~
>>4148538
Because i like red as hair colour. It's kinda rare and i think it's the best!
Altho, you did really praise my hair? Don't do it. Only girls do it. You, don't.
>>4148585
>>4148587
>He turns his head as Fyxe leaves.
I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave. If you really want to hear another story, I'll tell you.
Once upon a hot Summer night. Sometime in July. Or maybe it was August. My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyways, my wife and I, God rest her soul, went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Dale Spooner's house. Well, his backyard that is. Conny Spooner doesn't want people in her home. I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than, that's right, Tom Forknight. Now earlier in the day my wife, God rest her soul, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally, I hate potato salad. I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her til the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife, God rest her soul. I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!
Anyways, Tom and his above mediocre wife were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The NERVE of those Forknights! Needless to say, I gave my wife, God rest her soul, a couple choice words! About whipped cream! Versus POTATO SALAD! SON OF A BITCH! A REAL tongue lashing!
>>4148564
pick ava from a source material with lots of avas
reply exclusively to them
eg konosuba, the new dangan animes
>>4148589
You want me to change that, smartass?
what happen to Hoshi, is he still alive?
>>4148625
Yeah
>>4148619
What am I going to do with 11 fingers?
>>4148611
..Huh? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. This sky is really enthralling.
>>4148551
>She just sounds like she's in pure alcohol-fueled despair mode
>>4148569
It doesn't help when they clearly aren't paying attention to what people say. And I care.
...Not enough to bother whining about it.
>>4148605
That's not going to help anything.
>>4148532
doing graphic shit
>>4148605
Yeah, alright, no compliments on your hair. And I guess I see your point, seeing as how natural redheads like me are few and far in-between
>>4148637
What will you do with the 5 that I'll cram down your throat?
>>4148461
>White hair sucks
>>4148539
I wouldn't refer to myself a star at all, maybe back than but now. . . . . there's only one true "star" that runs the show here.
>>4148611
You did WHAT?
Oh man, that's not how you treat your wife... even if she's not beautiful and all... Potatoes salad isn't so bad...
Still, you ate the fruit salad, right?
>>4148649
You remember me of that one time I ate some bad mushrooms.
>>4148657
I'd probably spit them out, fingers don't taste well
>>4148659
White haired people always bully me and call me a wasp
>>4148646
>>4148669
...
>The man looks back to the sky. He's clearly finished his tale.
>>4148671
I would say that I don't like blue hair, but that would mean I'd insult 4 people at the same time.
...I was kidding, incase you didn't notice.
>>4148691
If you say so...
I want to fuck ______
>>4148685
O..kay then?
>Spike turns back to the sky as well, zoning out again.
>>4148668
That Hoshi guy ? Yeah I know him.
Still too much people called him cancer so he started producing clones of him...
Way to take the metaphor literally, right?
>>4148685
...
>lies on the ground and stares at the sky as well, her head full of images of potatoes salad and rock under a rocking chair
>>4148701
the poster below me
>>4148701
a lesbian
>>4148653
S-sorry i didn't want to be bossy about that, heheh~
Anyway so, how was you in theese past days?
>>4148701
Yosuke.
>>4148701
Nino
>>4148671
>Raises voice slightly
Like you've got a care in the world.
>>4148701
Too obvious.
>>4148756
Who said I did?
>>4148700
...At the risk of getting myself hurt. Anything else I can do for you while I am here?
>>4148701
...
>>4148774
You could bring some food
>>4148701
Aussa
>>4148701
>>4148779
Hey, I want to fuck ellipses too, but we gotta have standards here. Grammar is not for sexual
>>4148701
Izaya
>>4148787
I don't eat a lot. Perks of being who I am. Sorry about that, I would be happy to share what I had with me.
>>4148773
So you've got no reason to cry.
...Nevermind.
>>4148736
Bored for the most part, pretty lonely too. You're here though, so that's helping both problems I had
>>4148798
Nice filename.
>>4148807
Nice one anon.
But you can read through ellipses if you're smart enough
>>4148834
Nice face
>>4148816
So you have no food? Bummer.
>>4148818
Just because I have nothing to worry about, doesn't mean I can't feel bad sometimes
>>4148779
FP?
so no new game rigth?
>>4148836
Ahh I get it. You DO want to fuck Crendor
>>4148852
Nice hair.
>>4148798
>>4148649
But it will for meeeeeh~
>slowly hugs you tightly then whispers
...let it...damnit..
>>4148826
>she smiles
I'm glad that, wait what? You are serious?
>>4148701
No one here. That's for sure
>>4148856
How could you without a reason?
>>4148881
>Squirms uncomfortably
>>4148877
Nice scales
>>4148892
I ate bad mushrooms, and they made me feel sick
>>4148862
nope.
>>4148871
NO!
He's cute but no...
>>4148858
Ye
>>4148856
Only myself, my sword and a few pictures. My sincere apologies, Miss?.....
>>4148903
>>4148873
I've been tricked
>>4148903
Nice linking.
>>4148917
Miss Cirno sounds nice, yeah.
Well , I can't do anything with pictures or swords, so keep them
Which avafags do you have the most respect for?
>Soviet reading fanfic on Discord
>>4148944
Myself
>>4148701
________
>>4148905
'S not the same.
>>4148944
Should i post a list?
>>4148944
Seth, Ocelot and Ramlethal
based af
>>4148945
woah...so funni
>>4148720
Clones? Hmm... So Mr. Hoshi has a lot going for him than. Why is the man considered cancer? Is he diagnosed with cancer?
>>4148960
Yes, mine was probably much worse
>>4148944
Soviet and Eggaman-kun
they never do anything wrong
>>4148942
Shame they can't be both edible and sharp, right? Swords that is.
Wouldn't recommend taking a ite out of the Omega Yato, though.
>laughs
Right. My name is Corrin. No need to call me minster, lord or anything.
>>4148944
Rick
>>4148919
So.. How've you been?
>>4148944
I dunno. Most of the ones here are pretty okay in my book.
>>4148981
I don't do that formal chatter anyway, it's too confusing
>>4148971
No, it's just a buzzword for "people I don't like". I mean, i've been called cancer too... And you?
>>4148973
Doubt it.
>>4148881
Of course I am. Usually around here I'm bored and alone. But when you're here it's definitely taken down several notches, because I enjoy your company so much
>>4149018
Are yous saying that I'm a liar?
>>4148999
And unnecesary. We are all equal here, one way or the other. Be they peasant, king, emperors...or gods
>he awkwardly shifts around.
>>4148985
I don't think you really want to hear that.
>>4149040
What?
I'm obviously the best person around here
>>4148944
that frog that is pretty cute
also bye
>>4149051
I do. Why wouldn't I?
>>4149059
In what, I dare ask? Ever had the ''pleasure'' of slaying a god?
>>4149069
I beat them up if I feel like it, yes
>>4149061
Bye Crendor, thanks for hosting!
>>4149014
The worst I've been called was. . . I don't recall actually. Maybe faggot? Not so sure. I can't fathom the amount of attention you and the girls receive. What's the deal?
>>4149062
Because I don't want to hear myself explain.
>>4149089
Must be fun for you. Do any of them ever harbour the intent to kill you, your family and your entire world out of spite and anger?
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW
>>4149102
The deal is BIG ASS BREASTS
Maybe if you baked some round bread in your chest you would recieved as much attention as us.
But really it's a double edged sword...
>>4149113
They wouldn't do that because they know I would just beat them to smithereens.
I'm probably the most respected fairy to ever live,
>>4149104
...Oh. Well, I've been the same then.
It hasn't been easy on you either, huh?
>>4148892
Wasn't that hard see?
Now, a goodnight kiss.
>she grins then she laughs
>>4149030
It's hard to believe you are alone here, so many people talk with me i tought they do with everyone.
Huh!? Oh, well, i'm glad that you say that, really.
>she moans a little
Yaouch! Hangover!
>>4149133
Or the most feared fairy. It all depends how you look at it, really. Have you ever considered that?
>>4149161
does it matter if i still get the same result?
>>4149136
No. Why would it be?
>>4149130
. . .?
Breasts? Oh you mean lumps, yeah yeah. I'm not all too crazy for that stuff. I thought it was because they smelled good.
>>4149147
No.
>She closes the tank's hatch
Good night.
>>4149039
You just don't know.
>She covers her face again and blindly stumbles over and in to her tank
>Crying ensues once more
>>4149061
Bye.
>>4149069
Fairies are well known for lack of intelligence and cockiness you know And lack of wisdom. And acting like children, so on, so forth. Have fun with that.
Later, people.
>Closes hatch of tank
>>4149176
If you believe that the ends justify the means, yes. It is not my way. But I also believe that choosing fate is up to those that have the will for it.
>>4149189
I wasn't trying to imply I thought it would be. I just sort of hoped you were better off.
>>4149191
well.... uh....
you're stupid!
>>4149147
Want me to get you some medicine for that headache or something?
