HG thread: MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS edition
Give me 36.
Major Ocelot
>>4112051
I don't care, deep inside, I know I'm the savior
Ivan Braginsky the Terrible
Furry porn
Haise Sasaki
>>4112259
Sunset
Starman
>>4112259
Jory Caron Microwave Specialist
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Kazuraba Kouta
>>4112259
I swear I'm evil Boat
![CHOIDALDAL[9999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iTFQDVQ.jpg "CHOIDALDAL[9999].jpg")
Choi Dal Dal
>>4112259
Sgt Keroro
And I don't even own a chicken.
>>4112259
DALEK
Cyberman
>>4112259
Yuubari and Samidare
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Viper
>>4112259
Miss Trigger
Kuga the Sesled One
Make a hg webcomic like Tails got trolled.
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4112259
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4111929
I did not realize this many people cared.
>>4112013
I assume you will not just be a false king.
Sheogorath
>why not
Kushina Takatora
Sora
FYXE
>>4112180 (ARTHUR)
I don't think it's the same Germany you know....
Let's go still, you set the starting blow!
>>4112181 (DEDEDE)
I consider this REEEE like a 10/10.
You wouldn't have made it this long otherwise
>>4112228 (Clawdia)
>okay <3
>>4112192 (FURRY PORN)
It's already finished, thanks for caring though, it was really nothing.
And yes if you try everyday you will surely becomes better, no doubt!
>>4112259
The Grey Storm (AKA Crendor)
>>4112259
Asama
Death
Clawdia
The Man in Back
Nova
Yukkuri Reimu
Horse wih no name
>>4112259
King Kaito
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>4112320
>Holds a gun to
Nothing personal, but hand over all your shit.
Jack Spicer
>>4112318
This.
It's the only way you could do it.
>>4112181
Another being that already knows the Taboo King? I'm not even surprised by that anymore.
My name is well known all around the world. People only dare to whisper the name of the Supreme Overlord of Ice!
Hey , dude that make a HG comic
Keep doing it , make us all "Proud"
>>4112029
>I've always thought Sol and Spike would talk about all sorts of shit in their spare time.
>>4112181
>I know, I need to do some spring cleaning.
>>4112232
>Sol is stupidly strong. World ending strong. But he's also a lazy fuck, so that's a setback.
>>4112198
Idiot.
>>4112308
>>4112309
>same district
THIS ALLIANCE IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
>>4112259
Sonia Nevermind
Sunsetter
>>4112321
H-hey... I'm a king... I have a crown don't I?
>>4112259
Baron Blade
>>4112180
No, there is a difference between chaos and indecision and incompetence russia.
>>4112111
It looks like you need to retire if anything, for I am ahead of you in the polls.
>>4112361
I don't...I-I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING, PL-PLEASE DON'T HUUURT ME!"
>>4112318
I wanted to do that with those shitty rp fights on /hga/ but they are all gone.
In the arena Eggman-kun is the strongest.
Otherwise it would probably be Kirby or Beerus or some shit like that.
>>4112281
That sounds really useless for someone like me.
Now we are going to put anon's waifu in our lovely G.E microwave named Lacey, let's see how long she will last.
>raining fire in Alabama
>>4112401
You think I'm stupid? Empty those pockets NOW!
>>4112391
>picking up an ava just to force a ship with based gundam Tanaka
fuck off
>>4112227
>Okay that one was pretty clever, I'll give you that.
>>4112302
A+ for keeping it real.
>>4112375
Well, yeah. We fought in the Arena before. Multiple times.
>>4112402
>We'll never have TGT tier autistic RP wars because people hate fun.
>>4112400
Come on pekoponians stop fighting. We all know that I am the only real threat
>>4112429
Are you sure it's not Georgia?
That's where the Devil went down
>>4112402
Good.
>As much as I enjoy it, they're a pain to do and hard to ever get it right.
>>4112437
I HONESTLY DON'T, PL-PLEASE DON'T HUUUURT MEEEE!
>>4112423
>Irrelevant midfags think their characters mean a shit because they have shit writing in canon
This is HG, faggot. Not a shit episode of Screw Attack Death Battle.
>>4112423
HA!!! Not even I dare challenge Eggman-Kun! Tends to end poorly! The other two though, not so much. ONE'S BASICALLY A GIANT PURPLE POWERFUL RABBIT!!! Sure he's a particularly strong one, BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!
>>4112400
I haven't been here to advertise, you old coot.
Besides, I don't pander to the new folks, so it's to be expected that I don't get their votes.
Maybe you should rethink what you're doing to be able to garner so many votes in our newfag saturated environment?
>>4112423
If we're talking canon powerlevels, out of the current avas we have, it'd be Beerus.
>>4112445
Is new Meta Knightmare any good?
I might have to steal some things if it is.
>>4112181
>Thanks DDD, but what makes me based?
>>4112424
It keeps you from dying. Who wouldn't want something like this?
>>4112391
I want to protect this smile
>>4112321
Whatcha mean?
>>4112450
No one is stopping people to go and be silly on /hga/, but barely anyone cares about RP only without the games.
>>4112326
>"No matter. I bet he's still the serious Germany we all know and love! What do you mean starting blow?"
>>4112228 (Clawdia)
Let's assume he isn't all that bloody, дa? Are there any certain features about him you noticed?
>>4112276 (Yuubari)
Дa, I understand. Hm... Why are you named after a river, comrade?
>>4112400
But I am not incompetent, comrade. If you want incompetent, you go to America to that.
>>4112300
See game title.
>>4112445
>>4112326
Am I right?
>>4112472
I'm just saying who'd be the strongest, no need to get so assmad about it.
>>4112470
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! Take your fucking clothes off and toss them to the side. I'll fucking look through them myself.
>>4112472
Where in that post did he say he was a midfag or that his character meant anything?
>>4112507
Saitama
>>4112465
Such arrogance, but I like your spirit.
>>4112499
It was just the naming convention of the time.
>>4112505
Alright, I'm ready.
>>4112505
Pretty good, let's begin
wasent around a list of the ava of HG whit stats and stuff?
>>4112505
IT LOOKS ACCEPTABLE.
YOU WILL BEGIN THE SIMULATION.
>>4112505
Ready to go!
>>4112505
Lo-looks nice.
>>4112508
>Runs the fuck away
>Trips over a bucket
>Does a lewd pose because REASONS
OWWWWWW!
>>4112389
IF YOU THINK I WANT A LASTING ALLIANCE, YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN
>>4112505
Watashi wa katsu tsumoridesu
(I'm gonna win)
You're actually going to betray someone, did you?
>>4112505
LET THE BLOODLETTING BEGIN!!! OH!!! Be sure to scoop some of that up while you're at it! We'd hate to waste such good blood would we? HAHA!!!
>>4112499
I mean you say "3...2...1 GO" You know? That sorta stuff.
Well, now that I said it, let's consider it's done. GO!
>She rushes to through the shelves and takes a huge bottle of German beer.
>>4112505
I'm with Crendor, cool!
>>4112508
>It's another "Rick is being cancer" episode
>>4112395
*removes the crown and puts it on her head*
It looks like I am the king now.
>>4112495
There are a few others coming to Subaru's defense as well.
>>4112505
Proceed.
>>4112543
You look more disgusting now
>>4112544
YOU WILL BE DESTROYED SWIFTLY.
>>4112556
No, you betray
>cody
>>4112443
...what? You do know that we're just mere acquaintances, right? Also...
The one called Gundam Tanaka is no more! That wretched name's been sealed away, and the remains are called Tanaka the Forbidden One!
Dare to speak that name again, and your head will roll!
>>4112445
I have no idea who you are...only that you look like one of the beings that only supposed to exist in...Anime.
Disgusting...a mockery of Demon Beasts.
>>4112543
Well their she is! Now how about you get in the Microwave!
>>4112483
Whils't I am capable of learning from my mistakes and changing, I will always stay true to my ethos.
>>4112556
I have betrayed no-one, they either failed, betrayed me or simply never bothered to read the fine print.
>>4112543
I'm feeling pity for you.Get those clothes off, toss them to the floor, and get the fuck outta here. Be glad. You get to live.
>>4112483
>Downside: You don't get to use the Robobot and because of that, some bosses you don't get to fight against
>Upside: You're fucking Meta Knight and he was given as much strength as the Robobot, so he can use his sword to destroy Robobot only things, like making cars crash and some other things alike.
>>4112490
>Based Vidya is always based.
>Especially because [spoiler]I'm one of those fags that think male > female here[/spoiler]
>>4112506
>You can believe whatever you want family. Just do what you want to do.
>>4112538
>I've never caught wind of anything like that.
>unironically liking Crendor
>>4112538
>I guess someone tried to do that, but it failed.
>>4112526
When you've got it, you've got it. Otherwise they wouldn't let me lead the most elite force known to this planet! kero kero kero~
>>4112574
H-hey! That was an anniversary present!
Plus that would make you a queen not a king.
>>4112617
CHAPTER 2
>>4112505
Does no one want to switch?
If not, I'll begin.
>Unironically not liking Crendor
>>4112490
People who are immortal. That's who. Let me show you how fast I can come back.
>she adjusts her claw to her neck and than thrusts it towards the neck, leaving her dead body on the floor, bleeding white blood
>Demonic noises are produced somewhere far
>>4112499
Tall, green-haired, talkative, weirdo.
This is what I told you, this hasn't changed in the last MINUTE that I told you it, do you want another repeat?
>>4112574
Good, they better, Subaru deserves to be defended.
>>4112605
>based vidya
>sora
>>4112608
>Unironically liking furries
>Unironically liking literal whos
>>4112591
I-I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
>>4112600
WH-WHAT?! I-I CAN'T FIT IN A MICROWAVE, I-I'M TO BIG!
>>4112603
>Runs away
>this time without any lame fan service for (You)s
>DDD being OOC vidya shit again
How about you RP you boring cunt?
>>4112608
>What's wrong with Crendor?
>>4112595
That's just downright insultin' now. Ya don't even remember me?
>>4112650
>When I said based vidya I mean Vidya > All else.
>... Most of the time. At least Kingdom Hearts has gameplay.
>>4112629
Oh? What force would that be?
Midfags > Newfags > Oldfags
>>4112648
I would appreciate it if you weren't so smart, child. I was only asking and I'm as concerned as you are as well.
>>4112526
Naming convention? I'm afraid I don't understand, comrade.
>>4112566
>"You bloody git! I should've known you were going to get that!"
>He gets a bottle of beer and chugs it.
>>4112634
>>4112499
At least we can agree on something. I'm surprised you arn't more hostile to me considering how many of your men I killed... and also recruited once the soviet union was extinguished.
>>4112634
>fucking kek saved for that final slide alone
>>4112662
>t. assmad midfag that a newfag furry is more relevant than him now
>>4112670
>Shoots you in the leg as you run.
You know what...i'm done.
>Walks away leaving you to fend with the bullet in you leg
>it's a shitposting anime
>>4112694
>Midfag who got shit on by oldfags
>zooms
>>4112608
>>4112646
wha?
>>4112538
You mean these?
>>4112594
Do I look like a backstabbing moron?
>>4112602
Hm... Even on choices that could mean on the death of other groups?
>>4112650
>not liking the Kingdom Hearts combat system
I bet you're one of those autists that likes the old Final Fantasy cooldown based system
>>4112670
Don't worry, just try to get in here
>Opens Microwave door
Hop in
>>4112671
>I was RPing last thread and all the other threads before that.
>>4112605
>You might not like my next couple of people then.
>>4112648
...
>He sighs
>>4112650
>Opinions.
>>4112602
What ethos, you rotten old bastard?
You're a goddamn evildoer.
>>4112605
I already love it.
Meta Knight stronk.
>>4112732
Turn based
Master race
Midfags >Midfags >Midfags
>>4112724
I deserve better ratings
>>4112690
The Pekopon invasion force of course! But I really shouldn't talk about it! Highly classified!
>>4112671
>people are required to RP
>>4112732
I bet you like Final Fantasy 13
>>4112698
You said to think about it, and I am thinking about it.
>>4112742
>She jumps right over the boy and lands infront of him
You see? And that's when my portal is far.
>>4112724
em i dont know , probably?
>>4112703
>Treats it pretty well
>Gets better because Ultimate nurse
>>4112735
I-...I don't want to get into the microwave...
>>4112753
Because going through a menu while everything is stopped is totally gameplay
>>4112443
I assure you I have not picked up any "avas" during my visit, nor have I been on a boat with Tanaka-san.
>>4112494
Please do not worry! I will do my best to make sure my smile is always smile-y.
>>4112724
>That's some cool shit. Who made those?
>>4112694
>I know this isn't going to stop anytime soon, but why do people think seniority matters at all around here?
>>4112698
For my kind. Destroyers were named after phenomena, light cruisers after rivers, heavy cruisers and battleships after mountains for a time and so on.
>>4112759
I see. I don't mean to pry, but how many make up this invasion force?
>It's another __________ episode
>>4112778
You better shut the fuck up right now.
>>4112689
Names and faces fly by, when every mortal being is beneath you. This is supposed to be no insult from my side,
it applies to most of you mortals. Don't let it hurt your fragile ego.
>>4112556
To betray someone, you first have to acquire their trust or build a bond with another human...
and I have no intentions to do that with any of these fools.
>>4112698
>she thinks
(This time I'll need to be more tactical than just stuffing things up my mouth, I don't know this guys level.)
>She starts making a line with the bottles, intending to drink them one at a time
SRPG Master Race
>>4112797
Correct
>>4112681
He's a worthless spic thirsty for (You)'s who never replies to slides and doesn't even try to speak English comprehensively. He's just annoying overall.
Midfags = Oldfags > Newfags
>>4112326
Thats good to hear! Of course, I always try to look out for those dearest to me.
Mhm! Actually, tomorrow morning I might make start of with some breakfast stuff, like pancakes. Everyone loves pancakes, right?
My taste > your taste
OBJECTIVELY
>>4112799
I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS VULNERABILITY
IF I MUST RELY ON A DALEK FOR RESCUE, SO BE IT
>>4112799
Oh well.
>>4112799
>
>>4112818
I suppose I can tell you that much! 5 including myself!
>>4112799
Let's go Crendor. That man doesn't seem like a bad guy
>>4112631
The king has more power.
>>4112648
I can just imagine it now. It will be so much fun.
>>4112799
It is the secondary mission. I will still need to eliminate the rest.
>liking Final Fantasy 13
>>4112822
Oh god you do
>>4112836
Damn Crendor is fucking based.
Never change based Crendor.
>>4112799
Heed my call, human! This are will be part of the new Tanaka Empire for now on! Dare to dirty this place with your blood,
and I will hunt down your souls no matter how far you fall in the pits of Hell!
>>4112799
Ooooooooooooo! Spooky! OH HOW FUN THIS IS GOING TO BE!!!
>>4112726
Yes. I've killed people for far less, all my employees know and understand that, so I give them the courtesy of a good wage if they manage to survive.
>>4112748
Even evil has beliefs, after all you take so much pride in blood spilt it's practically a ritual to you.
>>4112724
Did I ever get one?
>>4112799
Why a bag of C4? Why not? Its better to have explosives handy than to not have explosives.
>>4112836
...
i m hurt men
>>4112786
...Just forget it then. Sorry.
>>4112799
Time to get moving.
>>4112832
>Correct.
>>4112836
>Well, at least he isn't an asshole. I don't find him annoying, at least.
>>4112855
Let's see that heart
>>4112882
>>4112884
I'll fuck you up. You keep talking shit.
>>4112799
>Hears noise
Ā kowaikowaidesu
(Ooh scary scary)
>>4112867
5? Wow, I guess we really don't stand a chance.
>>4112825
I ain't got no ego to worry about. I already know everyone likes me since I'm a perfect bein'.
stupid fucking eggman-kun doesn't even rp or host he just takes up spots ban him from all games
>>4112855
I certainly do like them. He-he it's good you're so adamant about your cooking, it's a nice hobby for the vacations.
Also, I don't know If I ever told you, but your idea to use Hoshi as censors is awesome
>>4112915
>Kisses Crendor
You're cool, don't worry
>>4112911
True dat
>>4112700
Heт, I'm not interested in how many men you've killed when I have killed more than you ever will. I do not care for the recruitments as well.
>>4112786
Чepтoвы дeти в нaшe вpeмя... I bet it. Either way, I doubt that the man in question is here, comrade.
>>4112818
Ah! I understand it now. So you are a personification of a warship, comrade?
>>4112831
>Arthur is starting to get a bit drunk.
B-Bloody hell... Don't think I'm giving up yet!
>>4112799
>>4112864
I AM ONLY HERE TO KILL THE DOCTOR.
Crendor is based as fuck tbqh.
>>4112833
>he thinks a menu is gameplay
Without the pretty pictures and story Final Fantasy games wouldn't have gotten to the second. The games do things right, but the combat system for a lot of them are boring as shit on their own
>>4112933
I guess some people just enjoy playing literal brick walls for characters
>>4112933
Is this that OOCIC thing you're always going on about?
>>4112940
THIS
Same with those other afk faggots
>>4112933
Whaddya gonna do?
Call my games shit?
>>4112940
>At least he doesn't create shitstorm
>>4112799
Always be prepared, but make sure to do it with a little style.
>>4112908
Im gonna do one for you and Sol right now tbqh.
Hey! What's going on in he-
>Looks at all the literal trash in the thread.
This isn't what I signed up for. This is even too much despair and literal trash for me to deal with...
Zetsubou-teki dane un... Zetsubou-teki da
>Leaves
I'm the most based motherfucker here
>t.everyone
>>4112937
Kero kero~ That's correct! And we are only a scouting party no less!
>>4112940
>the first eggman-kun shitpost
oh boy he done did it
we bouts ta die
>>4112938
Perfect being? No demon beast is supposed to be able to speak the language of liars like you do.
You clearly do not know what perfect means, when it comes to wild beasts, cur.
Stop this foolishness, while I still think that your existence is not worthy to be removed by me!
>>4112879
Getting vengeance will be rewarding.
>>4112882
>not liking FF13
>>4112924
If you really want to be a "goodie two-shoes" pal, you can help me slaughter a bully.
>>4112950
You said that, again, you know what? I'll just ask bro for more information, if he doesn't we'll have to ask some people around.
>>4112950
>She chuckles
H-Hey you okay? You already seems a bit moved. Damn, I don't want to give a hangover to a guy I just met Ivan....
>She keeps on drinking the lines of bottle. The first quarter is completed.
>Everyone trying to out troll one another again
>>4112994
>First
Yin did it before it was cool
>>4112988
>>Leaves
You didn't leave. kys
Sorry for the wait, I decided to finally download the autocropper.
>>4112879
You're trying to get me riled up for the fight right?
>not real time first person shooters
You fags aren't even MLG
>>4112949
>>4112958
uh thanks
i think that this guy is the same tigth here>>4112940
>>4112964
Your mother is a brick wall.
>>4112966
The fuck you talking about? You think Asuka wouldn't be a shitposter if she was posting on HG irl? Point proven. I win.
>>4112972
And more, you little prick. I'll call you a newfag too.
Eggman-kun is a kike
where is seth
>>4113023
I AM FLATTERED, HAIRY LARGE-CHESTED HUMAN.
>>4112950
It's the only form I know of warships in, but that's right.
>>4112993
Oh no, I fear the day your reinforcements arrive.
>>4113023
Have you heard of all these terrorist attacks that have happened lately?
FUCK YOU CIRNO
>>4113023
Yo-You're a monster, yo-you don't bel-belong in this world...ma-man kind I-Ill ne-needs a savior su-such as yourself...
Di-Did I do that right?
>>4113023
Heeeh... Sorry, but next time you want to lure someone on a trap, try to be a little more... trustable?
>>4112988
Are you going to be alright, sir?
>>4113023
Look at all these games! Can we take them all? I have a cute friend that loves these and...god, tell me I can take them, my wallet is so dry...
>>4113023
I'm only asking if you meant it, slick.
>>4113003
I'm not gonna help you kill anyone.
>>4113023
Geez, what happened here?
>>4113023
Why would anyone build a portal to... There..
Bolin is based
>>4113040
Y-you wouldn't
Pls no
I'll suck yur dicc
>succ
>>4113023
I WILL INVESTIGATE THE CASTLE
>>4113058
He's sleeping
>>4112999
What foolishness? I'm only speakin' tha truth. I ain't gotta take orders from someone lower than the King of Dreamland.
>>4113023
Why did I make this? It is ugly.
>>4113003
A little more than regularly killing someone at least.
>>4113028
No. I am just being odd again.
>>4113023
Gahahahaha! Tell me something new, you pitiful human! My existence is an anomaly in itself when it comes to this realm!
A being that was never intended to see the daylight! The result of the fated encounter of an angel and a demon!
>>4113023
>>4113072
HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh you aren't wrong you know! It isn't every day you encounter a being who can TURN YOU INTO A CLOUD!!! Or a newt! OR A CLOUD THAT RAINS NEWTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>>4113058
Too busy rigging these games.
>>4112982
>Thanks
l will fap to the ava below
>>4112929
Aw, maybe someday anon~
>>4112949
Mhm! Funny thing. When I was young, I wanted to go into the cooking profession when I was in middle school, so I guess my passion came from that, or derived from it in some form.
Oho~ I see you're enjoying using them. Glad to see they're being put to good use, but its such a big tease censoring those
>>4113023
First a cook, now a hedge trimmer!...but this looks nothing like Fyxe...
>>4113112
>>4113079
Are those ears just for show, hotshot?
Calm the fuck down and go to bed.
>>4113003
You do that. I don't like repeating myself, but it seems that I'm not exactly the most helpful of people when it comes to things like this.
...Say, have you heard of the secret police...?
>>4113006
Yeah yeah, shut up! I'm s-still going to win!
>Arthur is drinking another bottle, albeit with a blush on his face.
>>4113066
So you're like us in a way, дa? Can you live forever as well?
>>4113023
Watashi wa mattaku nani mo oboete imasen
(I don't remember anything at all)
>>4113130
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>4112185
That's not me, I'm busy elsewhere.
>>4113128
Get to it, anon~
>>4113128
>>4113130
Have fun anon, you're lucky tonight
I want to marry that princess.
>>4113128
Should be easy if you don't tell anyone about it.
>>4113159
Well fuck, you better post some porn
The ava below me will have oldfag bragging rights until the end of the thread.
>>4113145
I really don't know, the oldest warship still alive that I've heard of is Constitution.
>>4113193
deal
F for Nova, Ivan, and Clawdia.
The Dalek's stalk has more uses than expected.
>>4113106
King of Dreamland? You intend to demand authority over beings that live in the real world, while you rule the land of dreams?
Foolish, mortal. You have no power here. Not just over me, but over anyone. Return to your realm and never return!
>>4113131
Ears..? Uhh...You mean the Hellhound Earrings?
>>4113066
Indeed! With our highly advanced technology there is nothing you can do!
>>4113193
>>4113200
>>4113202
>>4113205
It's not mine...
>>4113205
IT WAS NICE EATING WITH YOU GUYS.
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF CONVERSION?
>>4113205
I DO NOT PROCREATE!
>>4113110
Haha... Ah, but are you going to give it back?
>>4113205
My treat of course, the kings guests are always treated well!
>>4113206
And if I were ta refuse?
