Summer Break Alpha continuing here
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>>4106924
I was getting hungry.
>>4106895
Cool, I'll come
>>4106924
It's so beautiful
Littlefinger is a faggot.
Hoshi is a faggot.
Knight Knight is a faggot.
Seth is a faggot.
Adachi is a faggot.
Okabe is a faggot
Yuno is a faggot.
>>4106880
>Show up to meetup
>Voice was actually just really comoressed and tinny because of mic and have a babyface and decided to take advantage of this
>I am actually a 6'8 37 year old man with a deep, booming voice
>Laugh at everyone who thought I was underage
Yeah that would be awkward.
>>4106815
They were a very part of Mugenkan, and because of that, part of the Dream World itself. I had them laid out beforehand in case of a fight, and should they be exhausted, I could simply...re-make them, after a short period of time after a fight.
>>4106831
...Hm. My own mistress was a flower youkai, so she'd be quite similar in that regard...I'm no stranger to defending flowers, if nothing else.
>>4106924
>>4106958
Erhm.
I trust you know how to do this, Miss Sanae? I'm much more used to just baking.
>>4106924
Neber held a gum...gum...GUn! Gun before...*hic*...gib me another...
>>4106772
I would finally be able to lovingly impregnate Junko.
>>4106977
>It points towards itself with one of its slime-ridden tentacles.
Hungarfen.
Learn.. Human-speak. Only. Only giant, learn... Other.. Others not speak.
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE DALEK MASTER RACE!
>>4106975
it still applies to you
>>4106924
>
>>4106975
I'd make you come.
>>4106986
I'll join.
>>4106982
>Thinking the saying "shoot the shit" has anything to do with guns
>>4106996
>kissu
is world of tanks a fun game?
>>4106977
you just have to fire it up, and we can begin
>>4106895
It's quite the bomb you did there Adachi...
>>4106982
>>4106905 (furry porn)
Well the truth is that...
It's not my natural color, I just have plain brown hair in fact...
Fire? Really, kek, at least you tried.
I love italian food too, but I don't cook as much as I should. I'm really lazy, so most of the time I just do fast food but with "fresh products" like.... eggs, potatoes, minced, rice and I just do and ulgy mess with that. But it tastes good.
Don't give up though, vacations are perfect to learn!
>>4106954 (Braixen)
You really like museums right?
Well, maybe you're right. It would be selfish to keep it buried in the sand anyway.
>>4107010
No. Go play War Thunder instead
>>4107010
no
>start a game
>get blown up from across the map
>next game
>get stuck in a ditch
>next game
>kill self
>>4106998
I'm out of money
>>4106924
Why am I always so dumb.
I hope that Grizzly wasn't into necrophilia...
IT'S HERBERT MOOOOONNNNNNN
>>4106895
I-I tripped! I didn't mean to..
>>4106924
Like... Worlds end dance hall right? This should be fun.
>>4106977
Haha, are you really saying you just gave tiles of earth stacked up just in case? Jeez... You guys really prepare for fights huh?
>>4106998
I don't mind what we watch, I'll enjoy whatever.
>>4107003
I'd doubleteam Junko with you desu
>>4106972
*compressed
>>4107037
More Red Dead Redemption avas when?
>>4107017
High School Fyxe is fucking cute.
>>4106998
>
>>4107006
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
IN A GENERAL SENSE.
>>4107005
>>4106982
Ooohh, I was confused about that. Yeah, Furry Porn, that's an expression meaning small talk.
>>4106998
An alcoholic pineapple?
Now I've seen everything.
>>4107013
Get some veggies, some meat and some hot water, and cook up some soup!
>>4107017
Well, I suppose so.
Without museums, or historians for that matter, we wouldn't know about the past, and what events shaped our current world!
It's like reading a story book!
>>4107010
If you can stand 90% of public game being full of retards, sure.
If not, play World of Warships.
>>4107009
>DEATH RAYS
>YOU DO NOT ENJOY THIS
>>4107037
EXPLAIN!
Go to desustorage and post the first five posts with your ava's name in it.
>>4107050
I was going to pick one up.
Then my plan took a bump in the road.
Fuck it, I might still do it, I'll need to do more of my """"""""""""analysis"""""""""""" though.
>>4107050
WORK, YA DAMN NAG
>>4107066
Dalek = Stocking
>>4107079
>five
nobody will do that
>>4107058
How are you so good at this game?
>>4107058
>General sense.
Hah good luck negro.
>>4106987
Elly...sir, a gatekeeper.
>She offers a curtsy
Are they not capable of it...?
>>4107013
Oh! Well, that's simple enough. I really should know to broaden my horizons.
>>4107039
>>4107058
Well...I haven't quite been able to do it without Mugenkan and the Dream World's...unique properties, to be perfectly honest. But...that was mostly my own preference.
>>4107066
>dies cummingly
>>4107066
>sexualizes machine
>you like this
>>4107051
Heeeh... Thank you anon. I was pretty shy and introverted back then...
It's crazy what a die and some light clothes can do to something, right?
>>4107060
Mhhh... true, still I find it pretty questionnable at times. Like the egyptian mummies, would you like someone to profane your tomb just for some fat kid to see you and your name? I certainly wouldn't. That's why there was a curse I think...
>>4107058
Let's go, I want to win that plushie.
>>4107060
That is a terrible idea.
>>4107050
>I'm planning on a john marston ava but i can't find enough good images of him and i just find it hard to find the energy to rp again
>>4107110
>>4107051
a dye*
>>4107079
I don't even need to check, they're likely a mix of
"Fuck off Bolin" and "kys Bolin"
>>4107079
It's just 5 entries
>>4107119
Kill your damn self bolin.
>>4107108
WATCH OU-
>>4107120
>Pictures are hard
>>4107005
>>4107058
Never heard the term until now. Gosh I feel embarrassed now...
>>4107017
Brown? Still a very pretty color, but you know what I meant~
Yea, the first thing I saw in the oven was my meatball parm sub on fire. Chaos ensued shortly after as I tried to rapidly put it out. Same, I can usually cook up something simple as well that can appease my appetite, but maybe tonight i'll try making some chicken parm...
>>4107106
Pick up a book sometimes.
>>4107108
>
>>4107120
oops.
Nahh, it's fine, see?
>pokes her with the wand
yuno please host
>>4107106
>It grunts.
Not know... Think.. Think never...
...Not know word.. Never...
Learn.. Never learn. "Capable.." Hungarfen learn.. Other not want learn, think.
>>4107103
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GUILT TRIP YOU SO HARD
>>4107108
>
>>4107142
You're a non-native speaker and it isn't the most common phrase given the profanity.
>>4107129
That ain't me, if I'm picking any RDR avas up it won't be Marston.
I FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpTXYiElicI
>>4107089
WHAT IS THIS BEING THAT YOU CALL STOCKING?
I AM A DALEK.
>>4107109
DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF PASSION.
YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
>tfw France got whacked.
>130 injuries following a shootout
>>4107129
>It's riki actually and killing myself won't get me good images and the energy i need
What happened to Captain Spaulding?
>>4107163
Default feast, we'll go through this one quick.
>>4107178
God damn it Ocelot
>>4107058
D-do you know how to play?
>>4107106
So you don't do it anymore? Can't you just use anything to make the tiles or are you just picky?
>>4107108
Yeah... Like the old days when I was really busy taking care of everyone..
>>4107163
That's very considerate of you Beerus, but I only have my eyes closed..
>>4107110
Yes, there are times when history can prove to be far more...morbid than we expected.
It's bad thinking how people dig up the bodies of ancient kings and soldiers, only for their findings to be laughed at by some kid who has no respect for their history and lineage.
>>4107108
...Well then.
3 heads and a sliced pineapple.
Looks like the Pineapple Pizza Bandit has struck.
>>4107178
>sounds terrible
>>4107142
>chicken parm.
Okay, I'm drooling now. I probably have nothing on my fridge to satiate myself... So cook it while thinking of me!
Still I never heard of a meatball getting on fire. At leasy you have an experience most of us will maybe never witness.
>>4107195
Haha....wait...I dont wear clothing...
>>4107149
R-Right now but please, it would be best to give it back.
>>4107169
S-Stop... a-at least tell me who you are. You better not be that pervert creep scientist.
>>4107163
Do it lad, guilt trips don't work on me.
>>4107178
THE REST WILL GO DOWN WITH THEM.
>>4107148
I've...yet to bother going to the human village, just yet. Definitely something to consider....
>>4107157
"Capable", as in "able to".
...Did they just not care to?
>>4107199
Well, I could just rip the very dirt out of the ground, and such, but the mansion's tiles were just...perfect for it.
>>4107195
You MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
>>4107220
I'd be fondling your peas on a plate if I was Okarin.
>>4107195
I never go to these things anymore... They're a death trap.
>>4107222
Exactly. There's about a thousand more like them too.
>>4107220
Nooo!
>turns around and holds the wand with both hands
>>4107125
kys boline
>>4107202
Really makes you think about Indiana Jones, right?
Maybe the real curse was this dreaful 4th movie after all.
>>4107222
kek
>>4107152
>no saved seasons found
>>4107178
Ocelot what the shit?
That country is your responsibility
>>4107243
I'm sure they won't let you in.
>>4107220
I have a name, ya know.
t. Seymour Butz
>>4107250
T-Then who are you?
>>4107257
I mean... I don't really want the wand anyway, but... the wand has quite the unique personality...
>>4107243
>It grunts again in confirmation.
Think, yes.. Hungarfen... Force. Force learn speak, for find plant.. Force leave home. Speak humans.. Search, spore.
>>4107235
AKIBA RED IS PURE! PURE!!
DON'T DO THAT FURRY PORN
>>4107191
Who?
>>4107258
At least that's original.
>>4107235
That's one saucy collection.
>>4107264
Hey, that's what happens when you end up raiding sacred temples and the like.
Methinks his 2nd movie was where he got his curse.
>tfw everybody loves me
FINAL 3! PLACE YOUR BETS!
>>4107235
>
>>4107223
What about the one where I purchased your plane ticket already and it's non refundable?
>>4107323
DALEKS DO NOT LOVE.
>>4107292
It's just a wand...
>turns back to her and sees her pulling on her dress
Eh? Why?
>>4107323
>mfw yfw
>>4107292
I am anon. You know, the guy who wondered how often you made out with the chocolate loli?
>>4107235
Ah... This is relaxation at it's finest..
>>4107243
Hahaha, jeez Elly I didn't know you were the type to care about the details, as long as it works is the point right?
>>4107329
Ah... I hate roller coasters...
>>4107329
I'm betting on Akiba, he seems the most capable.
>>4107329
One last day of peace.
>>4107329
I'd give it to the first girl I'd find on the streets mane. You'd at least get some company of a female then.
>>4107319
The 2nd? Heh, my least favorite.
...
And yes she should at least clean out that collection before showing it to everyone
>>4107329
>
......... Rip..
>>4107343
>loves
>>4107317
kys bouline
>>4107281
...I thought youkai were allowed, as long as they didn't cause trouble? I know that even my mistress goes there to shop from time to time. And by any means, many people seem to think I'm a human right off the bat.
>>4107295
Why the concern over this...spore?
>>4107350
I don't mean merely in looks! They behaved just right, at that.
>>4107356
Don't Jinx him, Braixen.
Betting on him too, still.
kamina
>>4107341
Don't you love exterminating?
>>4107343
>mfw yfw mfw
>>4107317
ks bovine
>>4107323
You're exaggerating by about 8 billion people.
Adachi is such a fucking disgrace to HG
>>4107373
Ok now you're just speaking french
>>4107358
But I want your company, not some random person.
>>4107356
Wise fox.
>>4107357
And it's over!
>>4107342
No reason, just give me back my wand please.
>>4107349
W-Why would you ask that!? S-She's not here now right?
>>4107376
I know you can't hurt a fly, but if you walk around with a scythe like that, people won't feel safe
>>4107386
But that's wrong.
>>4107386
>Adachi
>>4107380
IT IS OUR JOB.
>>4107386
ALL OF YOU ARE INFERIOR TO THE DALEKS.
>>4107391
Congrats Akiba Red! I'll get you a win screen made some time.
>>4107323
>
We do buddy, we do.
>>4107391
>wanting me around
H a h, that's a good meme.
>>4107385
I love (You) too, Yuno.
>>4107386
You should really say those kind words to my face.
>>4107402
Do you love exterminating?
>>4107395
I bet she is stealing your panties right now!
l want to cum inside a Dalek
>>4107391
Congratulations, Akiba.
Thanks for hosting, summer guy.
>>4107376
Impor..por..tant.. Sense.
Sense, spore important. Not know... Rea..son.
Feel.
>>4107357
A watermelon seed spitting contest?
There's a perfectly good pineapple sitting next to a bunch of heads! Use that!
>>4107378
>>4107391
Hey, I didn't jinx him! Whaddya know?
Thanks for hosting, deary!
oy vey
>>4107405
Congratulation Akiba Red!
Thanks for being our host, it was a fun summer break
>>4107363
Careful. You don't know where she's been.
>>4107380
>tfw yfw mfw yfw
>>4107405
And placements! Any errors or suggestions, constructive criticism, etc.... are welcome! I need more events in general, plus Feast and Arena.
>>4107405
>stocking wins
Can we have a rehost?
>>4107395
But I like iiiit...
>>4107415
WE ARE INCAPABLE OF LOVE.
WE ONLY FEEL HATE.
WE DO NOT EXTERMINATED OUT OF LOVE, WE DO IT OUT OF OBLIGATION.
>>4107435
I want to love the Sunset also.
>>4107405
Thank you for hosting.
>>4107414
Getting people to love me is one of the few things HG has done right.
>>4107435
>mfw yfw tfw yfw mfw tfw
>>4107405
Hey good job.
Thanks for hosting, I like the setting
>>4107447
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4107447
Thanks for hosting!
>>4107447
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>4107447
Huh? I won...Oh yeah, thanks for hosting.
>>4107449
>>4107465
Would you exterminate if you weren't obliged to?
>>4107449
Kys
>>4107469
Looking good today.
>>4107447
>I'm still shocked my joke entry did better than me. AND IT WAS A BLOODY PINEAPPLE, WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS!
>Also, did anyone get a screenshot of the pineapple pizza argument event? That shit was good.
>>4107396
I'm not as weak as I once was, miss. But, still, I'm...sure there's people with more exotic choices of accessories there. And I'm sure there's been more intimidating youkai that come around, even ignoring my mistress.
>>4107405
Congratulations, sir...and thank you for having us. How embarrassing.
>>4107427
Well, that's...helpful. What does it look like, then?
>>4107429
You could land a plane on such a nose.
>>4107449
Isn't that Grimes though?
>>4107490
You got that right.
>>4107435
>loves emotionally
>>4107418
T-That's fine if it's from my drawer. I'll get them back later.
>>4107456
But it's not yours!
I'll um.. kiss you if you don't give it back!
>>4107502
>Believe it or not, no, I'm not grimes
>I'm Stockingfag
>>4107449
Kiss my ass, slick.
>>4107421
>>4107428
>>4107434
>>4107468
>>4107470
>>4107471
>>4107474
>>4107479
>>4107483
>>4107498
You're welcome. Now stop wasting time and accomplish something with your lives. Threw away a whole goddamned summer.
>>4107209
But of course~! And i'll try not to set fire to this...
I guess haha, not many people can say they've burnt a meatball sandwich to the point of lighting on fire...its a story to tell others~
>>4107329
>A unfortunate inncident happened involving the death of four people, as three of them tried to get off the rollar coaster mid-way as a furred women attempted to initiate sexual actions with her passengers. The roller coaster took a sharp turn, throwing all four of them off, killing them as they hit the ground. Truly tragic.
>>4107522
Creative! Not bad, ace.
>>4107498
Feeling safe is as important as being safe.
Maybe if you left your scythe at home
>>4107447
Congratulations Akiba red!
Thank you very much for making this summer break so fun!
>>4107376
You miss your tiles a lot huh?
>>4107485
DALEKS WILL DESTROY ALL INFERIOR SPECIES.
THERE IS NEVER A TIME WERE WE WILL NOT EXTERMINATE.
>>4107508
>tries to flee through the door
>wand is too wide and he runs against it, falling down
ow...
>>4107469
>mfw
>>4107504
>>4107467
>petty insult
>distances self
>>4107518
Huh.
Learn something every day
>>4107498
...Vine. Vine, thorn. Thorn on vine.
Large... Large, compare human..
>>4107508
how to get intimate with you?
>>4107447
Thanks for hosting.
>>4107499
Oy vey
>>4107551
I am depression.
>>4107557
be a cute anime girl
>>4107522
Wow that RP, kek, really good job!
My own newspapper looks like a joke in comparison.
>Their is a knock on the door
>>4107540
You're an annoying little creature, can't you just go fuck yourself somewhere?
>>4107551
>mfw yfw
>>4107541
>Straddles you and tries to take the wand
C-Come on Aikawa darling...
>>4107557
Be a cute anime girl, easy.
>>4107572
This guy gets it.
>>4107572
Accurate
>>4107429
Stop that.
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>>4107564
Thank you for the gift, I've never gotten one from someone before. I appreciate such a kindness.
>>4107576
Goku?
>>4107550
>Noice. Saved!
>>4107576
The IRS? Again...
>hides under the table
>>4107568
Ah. My old friend.
Haven't seen you in about five minutes. What's up?
>>4107577
>tfw yfw
>>4107576
>locks
>>4107576
IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
>>4107577
>he rolls off
>>4107582
so which has a dick
or do they both?
>>4107582
yfw those are both men in drag
>>4107576
Hello?
>>4107576
>pizza guy ava will never come back
>>4107586
Why not click 'random' and post the results, genius
>>4107585
>>4107604
Oh, you know. Just making the usual stops. Lot of repeat business these days. Old faces reappearing after thinking that new boo was 'da wun dawg'. It's pretty chill. We still got that appointment today?
>>4107573
Hehe, thanks! I decided to get a little creative with the slides. Thought it was a fitting theme for the context of the event.
Ah! Before I go cook, enjoy this little mix I stumbled upon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT5eJwgAtvY
>>4107582
Nice
>>4107576
>opens door
>>4107581
>is defeated and lets go
>Man, too tired to play anymore...
>Gotta turn in for the night.
>>4107576
>>>THEIR
>>4107535
"Home"...and I do hate having it leave my arms outside of a fight, but...I suppose I could do it for just a short time. It's not as if I'll have use of it.
>>4107539
Oh, it's not THAT bad. But...I was rather fond of it. I even made a spellcard replicating it.
>>4107553
That...hardly sounds like a spore!
>>4107643
>Seeya
>>4107632
I see that blank spot on the right, you sneaky fuck. You ate my pepperoni.
>>4107632
THE FUCKING MADMAN
>>4107586
This was my favorite of the image results I got for
"There are only two options regarding commitment; you're either in or you're out
>>4107632
Awwwwwwww fantastic. What's on it?
>>4107576
>sticks dick through the mail slot
YOU MUST SUCK THIS DICK TO GAIN ACCESS TO MY HOME
>>4107645
>they're
>>4107631
I was going to see what Joy was up to today but I can probably clear my schedule like usual.
>>4107581
Is this cute enough?
>>4107650
Exactly, you can leave it in some bushes.
>>4107664
POO
>>4107632
EXPLAIN!
>>4107632
>let ouf a sigh of relief.
Y-Yeah, we fought the topping over that for about an hour. There is no pineapples I hope?
>>4107635
Thanks for the music, it's always a pleasure. I started listening to some Radiohead because of you.
Cook well and Bon appetite!
>>4107643
Goodbye Braixen. Sleep tite.
>>4107691
GO BACK TO YOUR HELPDESK, PAJEET
>>4107673
A lot of people seem to be doing that these days. It's bad for business, but when you're in my business you're usually pretty happy to see them gone. I say go for Joy. Someone's already trying to steal your spot in my roster anyway.
>>4107650
Call spore. Not know.. Name, human names... Human name spore. Hungarfen care for, Underbog. Home, Underbog.
>>4107576
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
*open it knocking everyone away from the door*
mhm yea? you got that right, uh-uh, ab-so-lutely.
*slams it*
It was the commissioner he said we got a jumbo jet on the moon size case!
>>4107650
It sounds that bad ya'know... Were they really all that effective?
>>4107604
Peri thinks firehair lady has pretty hair! How much blood did she use to dye it that way?
>>4107712
Amada?
>>4107641
Thank you.
>Doesn't get up and puts the wand behind her
>>4107683
Yeah sure, why?
>>4107652
Sir, It wasn't me. I swear!
>>4107661
Now about my tip.
>>4107666
Can't you see it sir?
>>4107667
I can't see anything sir.
>>4107695
I am the pizza guy.
>>4107697
Only pepperoni, as you can see it.
>>4107729
Well damn no tip then?
>>4107629
>>4107655
I-I said stop.
>>4107739
Hello is this si microsoft help desk I have virus
>>4107750
More of it is gone now! Stop it!
>>4107751
4u
>>4107689
Or just back at the garden...not that I expect anyone to just steal it.
Ah, what were we preparing that fire for...?
>>4107725
This really is all new to me....
>>4107737
Well, they certainly were for me, at the least.
>>4107750
Here's your tip. It's been too long since I've seen you round here.
>>4107750
Pepperoni? Good for me. How much is it?
>>4107741
Good, now show me your panties.
>>4107741
>doesn't move
>realises something, fixes the weird new skirt he's wearing and goes back to not moving
>>4107771
D-Danke
>>4107771
Idol D.Va a cutest
What ava should I pick up?
>>4107750
WHAT IS A PIZZA?
>>4107805
AOSTH Robotnik
>>4107775
Hungarfen... Apol..o...
Apolo..gize...
Help search..?
>>4107750
Yes. So how much?
>>4107805
A furry
>>4107775
Exactly, I hope you won't forget it.
>>4107805
Shion Sonozaki
>>4107805
Aikawa Kizuna
>>4107805
>The Doctor
>But seriously, just pick a character from a series you like.
>>4107805
Reimi Sugimoto
>>4107779
T-That's not how it works...
>>4107785
Ehehe come on Aikawa.
>Readjusts your skirt
>>4107805
Ky Kiske from Guilty Gear
>>4107805
A dango
>>4107759
Sir, I think you are going insane!
>>4107776
Thanks Lenny, enjoy your pizza!
>>4107777
20$
>>4107806
A food.
>>4107818
20$!
>>4107805
Yukiiiiiii!