HG thread
I'm feeling shitty right now, so I will still host but I won't do the commentary thing. Sorry if you liked that.
>>4085954
Fuck, I'm really out of it today.
>>4085942
I-I can refuse this ri-right? ca-cause I don't want you too!
>>4085956
N-No...I-I mean to get help...a psychiatrist i-is supposed to help you...yo-you're not supposed to kill them.
>>4085998
I see, I see, give him my regards if you see him then, Anon.
>>4086011
>>4086014
wow forgot to bring my microscope to 4chan today
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>4086010
Alright, it's time to win
>>4086010
Hey alright!
Time to make a quick getaway!
ultimate despair avas when?
>>4086023
STOP TELLING PERI WHO SHE CAN'T KILL OR SHE'LL CUT YOU INTO ATLEAST 120 PIECES!
Killing people makes the pain go away. I don't need helping people. Only people that I can slaughter! Their screams make me sleep well at night.
>>4086047
Why would you wanna ava my life
>>4086047
When they show up.
>>4086023
>I can refuse this ri-right?
It's more fun when you try to refuse
>>4086066
>cuts you in half with a katana
Fuck off.
>>4086053
PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I-I JUST WANTED TO HELP!
An-And you-you're not supposed to kill people at all...th-that's horrible!
>>4086053
What a troubled human we have here. At least you show your true colors I suppose.
>>4086027
:^(
it's not that small...
>>4086064
Hey why those guards eyeing us?
What did you two do?
>>4086076
>*teleports behind you*
psssh......nothing personnel....kid
>>4086064
Lord Xander? LORD XAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAANDER? I am looking for you!
>>4086064
when do I have to say cheese
>>4086059
Yuno has a pretty face.
Mikan is a shit
>>4086107
feck
>>4086107
Shit.
Thanks again for the game.
>>4086083
so i need a neuro scanner?
jesus, anon, i didn't think you could go that small
>>4086107
Hey look out!
Fangirls!!!
>>4086081
You can help Peri by leaving her alone, you bully! Bad people killed Peri's mommy. So now Peri's going to kil leveryone untill she kills the bad people who did it!
>>4086082
You mean my hair colour? Teeheee! Thank you stranger! Peri takes atleast one hour every morning to get it into shape.
>>4086107
Wh-Why are people crowding around that Alie-O-OH, TH-THAT'S A PERSON?!.
>>4086107
Tell me which parts of your smelly carcass holds the tea leaves!
>>4086125
I-it's actually decent
>>4086107
THERE'S TOO MANY OF T-
>>4086132
...We are in deeper than I had thought.
>>4086132
BU-BULLY, BU-BUT I'M NOT...I-I only wanted to help...yo-you just don't seem very stable...
>>4086109
Die.
I don't even mean this in the meme way. I want you to die. Stop living. I legitimately want you to die and never again plague this earth with your autistic existence. Hold your breath, climb to the tallest building close to you, chug 10 gallons of bleach, slit your wrists, play footsies with bear traps, tie a razor wire noose around your neck, roll around in oil, light yourself on fire and jump off the side of the building into a trash compactor where you will be condensed into a small cubicle of material autism and then hauled off to a landfill where you belong. Fuck you. Fuck off. Fucking die.
>>4086179
This is a nice pasta.
>>4086157
a-anon, your male member can't be detected by modern science?
>>4086156
F
>>4086107
Dead on the first day again!?
>>4086179
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>4086179
>LF
>>4086162
Spooky skeleton! I dressed up as a skeleton at the latest scary costume party which everyone enjoyed. I even left some blood on my face to add the spooky effect!
>>4086169
I am perfectly fine! Killing is the only way I forgot my pain!
>starts sobbing
I DON'T LIKE YOU ! GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>4086107
>>4086191
;-; why so mean?
Whats something HG can agree on?
>>4086194
To be fair, over 2/3 of the cast died on the first day.
>>4086214
Snake lived a hard life.
>>4086189
Thanks I made it this morning.
>>4086215
Can I trample on the box now? Please?
>>4086214
Hoshi has a problem.
>>4086214
Booker was right
>>4085400
>the green menace strikes again
>>4086214
The sky is up.
>>4086214
HG is shit
>>4086204
because i ava a japanese character it doesn't mean i like tiny things.
>>4086214
Hunger Games Simulator was a mistake.
>>4086214
LD is a faggot
>>4086215
Th-This isn't very humane...w-we should let him out.
>>4086214
Eggman-Kun never did anything wrong
>>4086196
based Diego
>>4086225
That's why they call him "Solid"
>>4086202
I-I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO TRIGGER THIS! I-I JUST WANTED TO HELP, PL-PLEASE FORGIVE MEEE!
>>4086233
>ERP just fucking dying slowly
>>4086214
Matoi is best girl
>>4086235
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -
>explodes
I am sorry that I dissapointed Lord Xander and my new friend. Peri is really sorry!
>>4086214
hg sim uses a shit rng that limits events to ~60 preselected events
>>4086251
>Diego
>>4086270
This. Arena's never fucking activate either.
>>4086242
>>4086259
Peri can't kill fat lady anymore because she is out, so she can do with the star in the box what she wants!. Promise to be nice to Peri next time or she is going to cut your head off and kick it around!
>>4086270
this is true
>>4086277
Eh, i got too bloodthirsty
time for cereal
>>4086270
I'll start working on my own simulator soon I promise
http://www.strawpoll.me/10741377
evens do it
odds don't
rolling for odds
...nice.
>>4086328
ACTIVATE IT
>>4086319
I say everyone has a even chance of winning
>>4086328
whatcha doin, anon
>>4086339
fuck I don't wanna
it won't end well
>>4086336
You heard the cat, bright eyes. Don't make us ask for cooperation again.
>>4086362
>That Shiro event
Skipped a day of peace.
>>4086202
Poor girl. You truly have lost it.
>>4086343
picking up a new character.
pretty fucking rad isn't it?
>>4086362
If you looked this good, slick, you'd show off a little too.
>>4086270
>Wait, only 60
>Fuck
>>4086384
I lost my way in the castle once when Lord Xander hired me. I ended up in the place where they butcher animals for meat
It was the best day of my life!
>>4086343
>huggu
>>4086405
it's still good to have more because then each game has a little variety
>>4086392
i don't appreciate hg as much as you guys do anymore, im literally here because i dont feel like watching any anime or playing vidya
If this post ends in 4 I reveal something sooper sekrit to HG
I heard someone calling for my manga, didn't I?
>>4086410
Well that was anticlimactic....
Good job oddly naked girl!
Thanks alot host guys!
>>4086419
y-yukine! >~<
s-s-s-stop that!
>>4086425
Assist.
>>4086421
Congratulations, Shiro.
Thanks for hosting, TND.
>>4086421
Almost nude lady won! Well done, Shiro!
>>4086429
>pushes back into ocean
>>4086420
you're my only friend
please stay
>>4086434
No assists allowed.
Reroll
>>4086421
Thanks for hosting. Hope you feel better man.
Congrats to Shiro. If you want to provide a good headshot for a future Championship game please post it.
Also, important poll:
http://poal.me/1hguli
>>4086429
PINK DARK BOY FUCKING SUCKS
>>4086445
I have somewhat of a life now, I'm sorry
>>4086429
I didn't hear anything!
>>4086458
Thank you for hosting!
>>4086433
nuuuuu~
>>4086421
>>4086458
Thanks. I appreciate it.
>>4086421
Good job.
>>4086458
thanks for hosting
>>4086449
I'm fine. I'm just tired.
My brain has a 22-hour sleep schedule so I constantly go out of alignment and back in.
>>4086458
Th-Thank you very much for hosting.
>>4086458
Thank you for the game.
>>4086475
pls~
>>4086429
I didn't hear shit, slick, but who needs an invitation?
>>4086458
Thanks for the game, champ.
>>4086429
You look like an eggplant!
>>4086458
Thanks for hosting mate
Also, in case you're wondering why you haven't seen TND in a game in the last few days, I decided to keep them as a host-exclusive ava. Setsuna is my entry-only ava now.
>>4086458
>Lurkin, but here!
>Thanks for the game!
>>4086510
Peri is happy Setsuna lady is sticking around! Maybe they could become rivals!
>>4086458
Thanks for hosting Michael and Gavin, it's always fun!
>>4086510
Ayyyy
>>4086496
N-no!
>>4086467
WHAT KIND OF AMATEUR BRAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THAT YOU GET TO CRITICIZE THE ARTISTIC VALUE OF MY MANGA?! YOU "SUCK," IF THAT'S HOW WE WISH TO PROJECT OUR OPINIONS, YOU FACELESS PIECE OF SHIT!
>>4086474
No, no, surely people were calling for my manga. If not verbally, then in their hearts. You! I'm sure you would like a copy.
>>4086497
Of course not! It takes the trained ear of a mangaka to hear the cries, they're not always out loud. Sometimes, you have to sense the cries for a new manga, and search them out. That is what separates a true mangaka from the cheap beginners.
>>4086500
A.. What? No, it's very clear that I'm human, just like you. If you're judging my outfit, then I don't think you're one to judge. Your hair looks like cotton candy.
>>4086510
Sad to hear it, ace. Could stand to have a few more people with a little depth to em around here.
>>4086488
I love you senpai, have my +1 and my babies
>>4086415
And why is that?
>>4086510
who is tnd
>>4086550
W-Who are you exactly?
>>4086547
I like cotton candy. Especially those that I make myself! If Eggplantman is nice to Peri, she'll make her some! She will make sure to make it blood free!
>>4086547
Okaaaaay! I'll take one!
>>4086547
Now you're speaking my language. Find opportunity, don't wait for it to come knocking.
>>4086547
Can I ask you something? And this is completely serious. Whats the whole premise around the Genos meme? What happened?
>>4086541
;-; y-yuggy pls
>>4086554
I got to butcher and cut apart something else than humans! And I got to keep thiiiis much meat!
>she stretches out her arms as far as she can
Even Lord Xander was impressed at how good I was!
>>4086549
I may enter them as filler sometime, but I'm done RPing as them during games. Honestly I didn't really feel comfortable RPing as real people, though that could just be me being autistic.
>>4086564
Team Nice Dynamite, AKA Michael and Gavin from Rooster Teeth. In previous Dynamite Games, I had them as a co-hosts gimmick.
>>4086596
Are they gay
>>4086567
I'll see you later
>>4086577
Depends on who you ask. People say I was thirsty on Genos, and it probably looked like it, but in my defense I didn't want his harem at all, it just happened. I said so many times in Steam chat that I was unhappy with where his character was going, I even tried to stop playing him once. Basically, ships, Anon. Don't do them.
Hello. Feel free to join this game: http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=3 Password's trickyisbestgirl
>>4086547
THE CHARACTERS ARE AS FLAT AND BLAND AS DRYWALL AND IT TAKES YOU A MONTH JUST TO CHURN OUT SHIT THAT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
>>4086618
Nope, but Tumblr wishes they were, and they tease it sometimes. They're both married to females.
>>4086596
Lot of people feel the same way. Of course, lot of people here would also use that condition to describe themselves.
>Want to pick the blue team
>Everyone in my town are either blue or yellow
>Go with red
I don't know how I feel about this
post your ava wallpaper, waifus, minimascot, what you're listening to, friends, yu-gi-oh cards, screens, and what you ate for dinner
>>4086619
That does not answer my question, you fucking fool.
>>4086620
>Didn't you avatar Edward Elric at one point?
>>4086655
>kissu
Do what you always do, get drunk and act retarded on Steam.
>>4086656
Here's my desktop
>>4086655
You should've followed you heart
>>4086661
I guess I'll Ms for real now ;_;
>>4086655
>can't run pokemon go on my tablet
>go out and buy a new one that can run it
>servers are down and won't let me make an account
I want to die.
So much.
>>4086661
she's saying she's going to rape you when you least expect it big boi
>>4086656
Well I can't give you the first one, cause I don't feel like it, but I can tell you the rest.
Aoi-Tan, Aoi-Tan, Aoi-Tan, Aoi-Tan, Aoi-Tan, and a bento in the shape of Aoi-Tans face.
>>4086644
I'm a diagnosed sperg so I get to say it more.
I'm done metaposting, see ya in the next game.
>>4086656
>posts
>gives (You)
>>4086655
>Being forced into something you don't want because peer pressure.
>>4086682
>2016
>playing pokemon
>>4086568
I see no reason not to be friendly towards someone I've just met. I am manga artist Rohan Kishibe. I take it you're Peri?
>>4086569
>He digs into his duffel bag and pulls out Volume 1 of Pink Dark Boy, handing it out to you.
Here. I find that you'll highly enjoy this. 2,000 yen, please.
>>4086576
Yes! Of course, for me, this is one of the most important points of spreading my work. That's why I've come here, even. To allow people from other worlds entirely to read my manga.
>>4086635
THE CHARACTERS ARE THE MOST COMPELLING POINT OF MY MANGA, YOU MORON! IF YOU'RE UNABLE TO SEE THAT SIMPLE POINT, YOU'RE NOT WORTH SELLING MY MANGA TO IN THE FIRST PLACE! I PUBLISH MY MANGA WEEKLY, FOR YOUR INFORMATION! THAT JUST PROVES YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THIS TO GET UNDER MY SKIN, AND CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S WORKED.
>>4086667
>I did. I got bored of him though, since every time I walked in people would just call him short and I'd be forced to freak out about it. That'd go on all day and it just got stale.
>>4086656
>>4086655
Blue birds > All birds
>>4086715
Yup! Peri is Peri! Nice to meet you. Rohan! I hope I don't get the sudden urge to kill you for no reason at all anytime soon!
>>4086714
>being a faggot who doesn't like things because they're popular
grow up
>>4086681
>D-Don't fucking scare me like that asshole, I-I was kidding. Ciao.
>>4086685
R-Rape is against the rules!
MYSTIC WW@
>>4086732
Barbs!
>>4086656
Can you link to the wallpaper maker site?
>>4086593
It seems like a substitute doesn't it..?
>>4086656
>I need to get on dinner thanks for reminding me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZk9ymbXst4
>>4086655
Go to bed Ge-Ge-
>>4086671
I-I never do any of that stuff..!
>>4086678
But I don't wanna be in a team with literally everyone else!
>>4086682
>Pets
You'll survive!
>>4086700
Like, I wasn't forced, but I hate picking the same thing as everyone else.
>>4086732
Shhhh, all birbs are nice.
>>4086746
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>4086740
Comp was dying and I was tired, see ya after work fag
>>4086744
kys this is valor territory
>>4086737
You're spouting your own character traits? Don't you realize that's the cheapest form of developing character? Let me find these things out as we go, don't tell me directly. That's the number one rule of writing character, Peri.
>>4086745
BIIIIIIIRDS!
>>4086758
I ain't denyin' that. Blue birds are just nice lookin'.
>>4086656
i'm eating cereal, i have a bunch of friends that im lazy to mention
i dont play yu-gi-oh anymore. i dont have a mascot but here's a wallpaper and my music
>Hane
>>4086656
>Here's a (You) my man.
>>4086715
>Aw man. You did him pretty spot on. Oh well it's was your choice after all
>>4086696
>Also, send help. I'm getting too many characters to handle.
>>4086715
Uhhh, I don't have any yen with me. You'd have to ask Yuki about that.
please join http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=3
we're lonely
password: trickyisbestgirl
>>4086752
I want an albedo ava so I can albedo her bedos
>joining a team
>not just being below lv 5 forever
I am so glad cancer squirrel fucked off.
>>4086715
That's more initiative than I've seen from anyone else here by a longshot, ace. We should talk business sometime.
>>4086752
Not really. Blood is blood and cutted flesh is cutted flesh. But atleast cow and deer meat is good to eat! I was smelling like cattle blood for days afterwards. It was lovely and Peri got a lot of compliments for it!
>>4086756
But I'm gonna play League until my phone charges up, and then go outside to hunt some more!
>>4086770
They're super cute.
>>4086656
>It's breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdBLBleO90
>>4086770
Blue birbs are and always will be the best.
>>4086787
Nigga, if no one wants to play, no one wants to play. Try later.
>>4086805
you aren't black, Tristan
>>4086656
>>4086759
Thanks. Here's my very first.
>>4086804
But its past midnight. You can always do that after you've slept.
>>4086769
Peri understands! You are a psychiatrist that the fat woman with the apron talked about!.
I think she wants me to kill you. But You are nice to Peri and Lord Xander doesn't want you to die....
>>4086768
>GO TEAM VALOR
>>4086775
>I appreciate it. I'm considering who from my former ava list I should bring back. It MIGHT happen again, but I really doubt it unless people could make some sort of promise not to bring up his height as often, and that just sounds stupid.
>>4086782
I don't mind. Take the book anyway. If it means I can spread my manga, I'll give out every single copy in existence for free.
>>4086799
Are you from America? I've been trying to get my manga published there, though their horrid taste has been impeding me. You wouldn't happen to have any connections in the literature department, would you?
>>4086656
Well here's this
>>4086795
Thank the newfag from RBWYg that plays Neo, asked about being in character then the squirrel somehow reflected on it
>>4086795
>wonders who this could be
>>4086819
Nono, I've got work tomorrow!!
>>4086837
Based newfag I guess
>>4086804
Birds are tha best, after all.
>>4086807
Now yer talkin' right my alley. I like a lotta birbs, but blue ones, like me, are some of tha best birds aroun'!
>>4086753
whos the blue girl on the right
>>4086825
Psychiatrist? No, I'm nothing like that. I'm a professional mangaka, known in Japan, Italy and China as the man who has written the best manga of all time.
I've never met a fat woman in an apron in this place, nor have I spoken to any Lord Xander.
>>4086656
Here is Peri!
>>4086829
>It's kinda how Edward was, almost gets called shot every episode. But u see what you mean.
>>4086852
Then you definitely need sleep so you are fresh for that.
>>4086814
Nigga, what?
i
>fucks myself in the asshole
>>4086879
Juvia is Juvia Loxar!
>>4086920
>Helps you to fuck yourself
>>4086920
anon no
>>4086895
>Shot.
>Meant short
>>4086895
Right, but things actually happened in each episode. There was never an episode dedicated solely to him being called short. Nothing ever happened besides that, I never got a chance to ever really RP with him, since the whole time he was just being called short. It got really, really old.
>>4086829
Thank you, sir! I'll make sure to read it as fast as possible!
>>4086882
You talk funny! I have never heard of all these places. And how can you not have heard of Lord Xander? Are you making fun of Peri? She doesn't like it when people do that!
Fat woman in an apron stutters a lot and she is scared of everything! I think she's boring. Nobody dies from getting blood on their faces, right? Well..Sometimes, but not always! Teeeheee!
>>4086920
Portal technology wasn't built for such purposes!
>>4086920
Dude!
I know this is an anime and all by censor yourself!
>>4086829
I reside there fairly often, but you might say I'm a man without a country. Far as lit goes, I have connections in every department, slick, but they aren't free.
>>4086788
>some day
>>4086801
I suppose you aren't completely lost then.
>>4086981
If Peri was lost, she wouldn't be able to find her way home. Butthank you for your concern. That was really nice of you, skeleton person!
I know I missed you!
Goodnight y'all, I'm out.
>>4086948
>Alright I understand what you mean. Just do what you think is necessary.
>>4087010
night lenford
>>4087010
Sleep tight.
>>4087010
Your head looks like a piece of corn! Goodnight!
>yfw shorty is in /b/ games
>>4086953
Of course you will. I doubt you have a choice. The moment you pick up the book and gaze upon the first page, you won't be able to stop reading until you're caught up. That's the effect my manga has on people.
>>4086958
I'm not making fun of you, I've simply never heard of that person. Someone with a personality such as.. Yours.. I wouldn't be surprised if you don't even know what this place is.
This is a boundary of sorts, a place outside of time where people from all different worlds can culminate. Different timelines, different universes entirely. I've never heard of your Lord Xander simply because I don't come from your universe. Understand?
>>4086969
Any amount.
>He glares up towards the man, a look of ferocious determination glinting in his eyes.
Any amount you wish for, I can provide. If it means getting my manga published around the world, I will do anything it takes.
>>4087010
Goodnight Lenny, rest well!
>>4087010
Later my lovely fan
tricky rigged cards against humanity i quit
>>4087075
Eyy wan sum fuk?
>>4087057
I don't think its him to be honest.
>>4087082
>>4087059
>Clearly having one hell of a headache, she tries to focus her utmost best
You give Peri a headache..But she understand most of it...I think.
>>4087001
Yes,yes, I suppose that will do Human. Though you seem to have taken to the idea of a talking skeleton better than most.
>>4087059
That's so cool! This is going to be fun!
>he runs off with the manga in hand
>>4087125
Peri knwos you are a dead person she might have killed. But Peri only fears seeing her mommy die again and that won't happen again
Want to know why, skeleton person?
>She leans in and whispers
I found them, captured them and slowly skinned them alive! Teeehee!
1-4 i go play vidya
5 i stay
6-10 i watch animu
dubs i help my cousin paint
>>4087117
Good. I wouldn't want to explain myself twice. I assume "Peri" is the sort of character that gets her enjoyment from violence and bloodshed. Surely, you're right at home here.
>>4087206
bye
>>4087206
1-4 momokuri
5- rewatch your lie in april
6-10 psycho pass 2
>>4087206
asist for helping cousin
>>4087242
FINDS A WAY TO KEEP POSTING
>>4087206
1-9 you stay and be a good kitty
guess im staying here but lurking because i have it on my phone
have a spa time hane