Zootopia Thread: sut ur fkin faec kys kuk fgt Edition
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>>4067101
best edition
>>4067307
>No "Quietly watch Annalise lick herself"
>>4067101
i tht i tld u to fk of fgt
>>4065632
This might be weird to say but while NORMALLY I'd say the big gross-ass animal genitalia ruins the picture for me, what's even worse is the black eye.
It's weird, I mean, I like the rape angle. And some scratches and a little rough stuff can be fun. But the idea that she's been outright struck I'm not a fan of. Even if she was a cunt.
>>4067422
This reminds me: more Jude getting overwhelmed by her big musky coworker's scents wheeeeeenn
>>4067425
So yeah, someone posted this yesterday:
http://pastebin.com/ZJmpCCuH
That was great, I really enjoyed seeing the slow corruption, and the lingering after effects. Nasty and wonderful all at the same time!
>>4067538
mhm
>>4067447
I don't think you understand, anon
I̷ ̷ÀM͟ ͏NO͠T͡ THĘ͟ ̧̛ON̢͜͡É̀͝ ̡͠YO͏̢U̷ ͢Ą́͞҉Ŕ̷̶̢͢E͏҉́́ ̸̛͟͟L̢̛͘͞Ǫ̵̛O͢͜҉̡͟K̨̛̕͞Į͝͞Ǹ̴̢̧͢G҉̡͘͘̕ ͞͝F̷̕͟͜Ơ̸͏̴̸Ŗ͏̴̧
Just a little repost of this lovely little hyena woman I thought up (Lovely being a subjective term) for the thread here.
>>4067447
This is probably a much better size for these vixens, yeah?
>>4067675
>lovely
So confirmed for pseudopenis serial rapist? Nice hackjob, bernielover2.0
>>4067735
no
qt arctic vixens are for smol
>>4067735
I like them small.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.
I want to try something super experimental. Give me a picture OR a song, and I'll try to make a short snippet story about it.
Have a color doodle.
>>4067735
maybe 1/4th smaller
>>4067775
IT BEGINS
To whomever drew this, thank you, I never knew how much I wanted this until I saw it.
>>4067806
Do that scent play thing I suggested this afternoon
>>4067735
Yeah their size looks more appropriate now, maybe a tad smaller but not as small as you originally had them.
>>4067806
Bonus points if you can do it without any >schalke
>>4067806
>>4067675
>lovely
Why even bother producing something good when you can just compliment yourself?
>>4067806
How did Judy get so smol?
>>4067806
Pic related.
>>4067806
>Give me a picture OR a song, and I'll try to make a short snippet story about it.
Pic related.
Go nuts.
>>4067856
Ok, we get it, you don't like it
>>4067806
>>4067806
Make a story from this pic.
>>4067775
>>4067856
>mfw this is BL getting jealous
>>4067843
In time Anon, in time. Don't worry.
>>4067806
>Give me a picture OR a song, and I'll try to make a short snippet story about it.
Pic related.
>>4067806
Do this comic about Jack actually being Judy in makeup.
>>4067806
>>4067884
Wow how's that bernie cock taste? Or should I say bernie pseudopenis?
>>4067806
https://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/track/alermis
>>4067923
Dunno, hows the impotent anger feel?
>>4067813
I like it!
>>4067913
Seconded.
>>4067833
>Good conclusion
Because people never rail against the thing they secretly want, never happened.
C'mon anon, what's got you salty. Nobody drawing feet porn? Not enough oral knotting? Or are you just a sad little heterofag pissed off that there's not enough art of Nick and Judy in god-fearing missionary sex?
>>4067923
Tastes like socialism
How do you guys feel about the ending to Dressed Down?
>>4067972
Ending to what?
>>4067972
It felt a little short. I feel there could've been a little more depth to July's reaction to the whole thing, but I understand if the author got bored of it.
>>4067972
Rather sudden and July's break up with Nick seemed excessively cruel, but I guess I was okay with it otherwise.
>>4067972
one less thing to torment the fox with.
besides that the ride was good but the ending weak when you see the whole thing.
I'm really looking forward to giving a new spin on Jack Savage.
>>4067884
>Ok, we get it, you don't like it
It's interesting to see that Labjer can take negative opinions so much better than the obsessive fans he panders to can.
He makes a spotted hyena. Hasn't done shit with her yet.
Everyone trips over themselves jerking off about how much better than Becca she obviously is, and how this is TOTALLY different, it's okay when we do it, etc.
Then one single fucking dissenting opinion shows up and everyone loses their shit.
Labjer's fans:
>WOW TROLL
>SALTY
>IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
>I BET IT'S BL
>NO SHE HAS SO MUCH MORE PERSONALITY THAN BECCA, I KNOW THIS FROM THE ONE SINGLE SPOKEN LINE SHE HAD
>IT'S OKAY SHE'S DIFFERENT
>SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PSEUDOPENIS, UNLESS MAYBE SHE DOES, IN WHICH CASE IT'S OKAY ANYWAY
Meanwhile Labjer:
>Well that's fair, I guess I'll have to do more with her and then we'll see how it turns out
>>4067942
>>4067968
>Still replying to an obvious troll
Stahp.
>>4067972
reminds me of a lot of fics that seems to be full stop because the author got tired of writing it.
>>4068010
can we go a fucking thread without cuck
>>4067942
Okay seriously don't google old memes to post at me when I'm obviously taking the piss you dummy.
>>4067972
Didn't much care for the whole thing but the ending was particularly weak. July went from "I don't want anything to do with this" to "110% sadist". It was shit.
>>4067972
Not tragic enough.
>>4068046
Would you believe I had that in my reaction folder?
>>4068040
>thread without cuck
And you just invited all the cuck, retard
>>4067972
I want to see Nick with more inner turmoil following being fired
I want to see Nick get dragged out of his office, begging and screaming that he has to stay and make the world better for Judy
I want to see Nick trudge to a bar and get drunk and do stupid mistakes
I want to see Nick trudge to his home and weep, knowing that no one will ever love him and return his own
I want to see Nick fashion a noose, put himself through it, and attempt to hang himself, whilst the noose breaks leaving Nick hard of breath and heaving gasps on the ground
>>4067972
>>4067972
I honestly didn't care one bit about the story as a whole.
The whole idea felt creepy and pointless, and overly melodramatic. July is just a palette swap of Judy.
>>406797
Seemed a bit sudden, but not rushed. July seemed a bit out of character when she dropped Nick like a stone. I thought she'd at least be conflicted about what to do.
Regardless, I really like the whole story.
>>4068026
Not like I have anything better to do.
>>4068010
He has a hard lot in life.
I mean short of OC, who can you pair him with that isn't completely retarded?
>>4068087
That's not the point at all.
>>4068070
That's cool.
I want to see Nick fuck a ram.
Hello I am here for my job interview.
>>4068088
Gazelle think about it. Famous pop star meets someone who isn't gushing over her for the first time in a while. She's attracted to his mysterious confidence. that works man.
>>4068121
Get out of my office or I'll call security.
>>4068121
Unless rabbit pregnancy is 2 weeks long, Nick and Judy should have worked out this issue a long time ago.
>>4068016
Why do you rely so much on ignoring points people make to proceed. It's almost like you aren't being serious at all....
>>Well that's fair, I guess I'll have to do more with her and then we'll see how it turns out
That was the whole point at the beginning dumbass. That there was nothing there to pick at, but you were doing it anyway.
>That latest fic
Ozzy confirmed for good guy. I hope he and Remmy become fast friends.
>>4068121
>>4068141
Please sir just have a look at my resume I have a family.
>>4068139
Seems like getting with an extremely famous celebrity would be counterproductive for a secret agent
So I managed to draw Canidae or whatever her name was (I honestly forgot) this morning for the summer theme I asked for. I'd repost but I feel weird doing that. Next is gonna be the Fournier in a baseball uniform thing.
>>4068121
Why are you so obsessed with this comic.
>>4068168
Come on Creme, repost it. Not everyone saw it last night.
>>4068165
You bring shame upon your family.
Get.
Out.
>>4068168
I saw it! I loved it! I think it would be okay if you reshilled it, but I'm biased hahaha.
>>4068168
Just post it. I havent seen it yet.
>>4067972
I like the idea of Chief Wilde finding middle ground as a sort of gruff but affectionate uncle figure to July. Still basically family, but with a different and comfortable dynamic.
So I didn't care for the story as a whole, and even then the ending felt OOC. Author could have given more effort.
>>4068163
I assume he'll be the one among the Packers to want to include Remmy more often.
What more surprised me was how he reacted to the bear.
Didn't expect him to get as angry as he did; kinda figured he'd be the sort of guy to to get both sides of a fight to shake and get along, rather than outright eject him.
Course my impression of Ozzy is limited to the few comics he's been in, so I know there's a lot left to learn about how he ticks.
>>4067806
Does Writedude have a pastebin or something where I can read all his greentexts?
>>4068016
Okay, looking back at the thread there were six replies.
1 commented she looked cute.
1 was just liking more hyenas.
1 loved labjer's hyenas in general, and felt that a straight female bully was attractive.
The three others mentioned Becca.
1 mentioned that all the hyenas drawn in the thread were more attractive than her. This is a subjective opinion about the art styles; not based on her character.
1 mentioned she was cute, and that they'd like to see more hyenas; but mourned that Becca had stopped people liking them.
1 was your "dissenting voice"
Which actually reinforces the point the previous anon made, that when a spotted hyena appears everyone thinks of Becca.
>>4068163
Remmy seems to be trying as hard as possible to avoid actually getting to know anyone so good luck with that dream m8.
>>4067735
irl Arctic Foxes are slightly smaller than Red Foxes, so I'd maybe make them a tad smaller
>>4068121
>>4068165
>>4067856
Friend, you seem a bit upset.
I meant is mostly as a bit of a filler word, and did not find it too offensive of a term.
Perhaps you should lie down for a bit?
>>4068247
>Prey CAN go savage
Fuckin' kills me every time
>>4068165
>>4068209
I can't contribute to these threads with neither content nor feedback, and I'm starving for (You)s. I'm not proud, I'd do something else, but these times are trying and the flesh is weak.
>>4067851
>It's a rainy night over Bunny Burrow.
>Very rainy.
>Loud claps of thunder cooperate with bright bolts of lightning in their efforts to keep the entire populace awake and restless.
>One chunk of this populace in particular, is the Hopps farm.
>Stu and Bonnie Hopps are awoken by the sudden presence of someone else in bed with them.
>It's their nine-year-old daughter, Judy.
>"What's the matter sweetie?" asked Bonnie.
>"I'm scared....can I sleep with you tonight?"
>"Aw now pumpkin, don't you think you're a little old for that?" said Stu has he sat up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes.
>A particularly loud shock of thunder belted overhead.
>"Oh Stu, it's ok, let's just this once? It's a really bad storm...."
>"Ah ok, c'mon Jude, get in here!"
>Judy climbed under the covers and sandwiched herself in the protective warmth of her parents.
>The storm carried on, but she no longer felt any fear for it.
>She fell asleep softly.
>Not long after, she was awoken by the sensation of someone else jumping onto the bed.
>Then another.
>And another.
>She looked up and saw that all of her brothers and sisters were following in her example.
>They too, were terrified of tonight's weather conditions.
>Their parents were still asleep.
>She motioned for them to be quite as they all piled on and settled in.
>The entire bed was covered with and filled with bunnies.
>It was a gigantic bunny cuddle pile.
FIN
Comfy Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7gS1m24Ezk
working on a track with weaver in mind
p a p a b l e s s
>>4068321
>Nick loves touching fluffy things
I need more of this.
>>4068159
>>4068262
>>4068299
>Still replying to an obvious troll
You're half the problem
Funnies and boxes
>>4068210
>>4068225
>>4068237
I'm sorry, I just feel... sheepish? uncomfortable? When it comes to reposting things. It's hard to explain... Which is why I usually post them to my Tumblr. I work on stuff so late/early in the morning though which makes me feel bad when I'm super late on a request.
Here you go though.
>>4068391
Reply to this
*unzips pseudopenis*
>>4068353
Oh hey, it updated! Glad the guy who's doing this is continuing.
>>4068363
>bunny pile
yay
>>4068391
Yeah, I should really hit the hay anyway. See you folks later.
>>4068404
that is belly
i mean cute
>>4068363
Do you have an archive of all your writings?
>>4068088
>be jack savage
>be secret agent for Bungundy
>(NOT Zootopia, thereby not invalidating any of Judy's achievements since Jack's only competition is mainly other rabbits)
>(X) HATE FOXES
>from Bungundy, a nation that (X) HATE FOXES
>sent to sabotage Nick's career
>get with his mom to strike him close
>accidentally fall in love
>Nick's life is now far worse with Savage for a dad than it would have ever been with Savage's anti-fox antics
>>4067538
BLIND READ
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https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/house-of-memories
>>4068404
Oh thanks, I'd managed to miss that image earlier. Pretty neat.
Interesting how the mayoral campaign is between two plus sized women.
>>4068404
Did she pick her own suit or is her assistant fired?
>>4068247
What's this about Ozzy and a bear?
>>4068447
Oh damn thanks, I'll check that out when I can.
>>4068446
Terrible, worse than Gideon
>>4068450
TIME TO MAKE A SUPER THIN MALE CANDIDATE!
>>4068247
Ozzy seems to exist completely outside any sort of pack dynamic. There's something strange about him.
>>4068470
http://pastebin.com/jmUpFsD3
Not sure where Weaver is lately he just dropped this off and ran.
>>4068260
No I don't, but myself and AngryCapper have all of my works. Any of these catch your eye?
>>4067053
>As time went on, the sex continued.
>At first, it was kept to just a weekly thing-
>Something for the bunnies to relieve stress, or to play one of Judy's games.
>The disgust Nick originally felt faded after the first month,
>But the shame never left him- Judy made sure of that.
>A school official had been curious about the bite marks on Emma neck after the first few months,
>But Judy explained that away as Emma having a boyfriend from the Burrows.
>Dear, sweet Emma never developed a taste for punishment like her sister, and Nick was thankful for that.
>After the first six months, Emma slept with them regularly-
>The sex almost becoming a nightly thing, even if Nick wasn't involved.
>It was usually Judy that initiated it.
>She stayed professional on the field, and even more lenient with the rules,
>But some nights, even on patrol, she'd have her way with Nick- make him feel the shame he'd constantly buried.
>After a year, Nick found room in his heart for Emma, and Judy was apparently pleased at that.
>Kind, sweet Emma, Nick often found himself thinking.
>He loved them both dearly- and he would do anything to keep them happy,
>No matter how much it hurt his heart, he thought, as his head tilted back.
>His eyes slowly closed as a groan slipped out.
>He was sitting at his desk in his and Judy's office at the precinct, and the heat was cranked high.
>It was 'Bring your Child to Work Day' for those with a desk job that day.
>Judy had been running papers from their office to the copier,
>And Emma was under his desk- and had been there for the last half hour- sucking him dry.
>In that moment, Mrs. Otterton knocked on his door- it was a scheduled appointment, he knew.
>Mrs. Otterton entered, followed by Judy.
>Judy had guided her to the seat in front of their desk, "Please, have a seat, Mrs. Otterson,"
>Mrs. Otterton hopped up, and in a friendly voice,
>"Oh, it's just Ms. Otterton now- Thank you for seeing me, Detectives..."
THE RIDE IS FUCKING OVER. GET OFF.
>>4068502
Lets see Nick and Judy's dinner date please
>>4068483
But when Nick's dad tries to crawl back into his son's life, Savage tries to use him as a weapon until he makes him mysteriously disappear
Then Jack finds a nice husband for Nick's mom because Jack is the cuckold
>>4068088
The problem is that at it's core Jack is supposed to be the protagonist. Get all the girls, don't get attached, leave them and fly over to the sunset while being more charming and better than anyone around him. Bond, etc. To have him paired with anyone realistic is fucking annoying as hell to read.
>>4068447
>http://pastebin.com/ZJmpCCuH
>judy willing going with jack
more cuckshit, great, no thanks
>>4068470
They're referring to a new chapter of the Pack Street stories that just came out
Chapter 3: WOOLLY BULLY
http://pastebin.com/jmUpFsD3
A loud block party keeps Remmy from a good night's sleep
Previous episodes:
Episode 1: Carnivore: http://pastebin.com/Dh59K8MX
Remmy deals with the hassle of trying to get a Bug Burga
Episode 2: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Aardwolves: http://pastebin.com/nt5NF3yH
Remmy gets locked out of his apartment while meeting his new neighbors
>>4068426
Big bellies can be cute. I mean, I like them. I prefer my small stature though..
>>4068450
That's okay. I posted it very early. I think around five am?
>>4068468
If you're the same anon from early this morning, I don't think it was ever decided. I based this swimsuit off of a Prada/Preyda one, inspired by the original file name for the picture I used as a ref. So I think she picked it, personally.
>>4068404
Her publicist told her it was a really good idea. Promote health for the citizens, show off her softer side... She probably fell for it.
>>4068509
What?
>>4068525
Here you go!
>>4068539
I love small peeps. They can be adora-sexy.
>>4068491
>There's something strange about him.
Yeah. And in a weird way there's something very familiar about him.
I wonder how many of us have Ozzys in our lives.
>>4068509
you fuck
>>4068247
>Didn't expect him to get as angry as he did; kinda figured he'd be the sort of guy to to get both sides of a fight to shake and get along, rather than outright eject him.
I based it on a rather famous ejection by Dave Grohl
I don't think there's anything particularly unreasonable about wanting to stop a guy who's ruining a good atmosphere by trying to step on someone a quarter his size
Ozzy's a friendly enough guy and he likes parties
But parties are for dancing, drinking, and having a good time
Not for hurting people to make yourself feel big
Even if he is a whiny little grazer
>>4068529
He doesn't have to be a "use em and lose em" type
Hell, even Bond had a few girls that he truly loved. Just sad things tend to happen to them. I doubt his current love interest survives the next movie.
>>4068529
Adding to that, his whole addition undermines Judy too. Who cares if someone managed to become a cop and foil a race war? There is literally a bunny who is a super spy agent etc.
>>4068532
Youre missing comic's shmexy voice.
Also he has just really good points about story telling in this one.
>>4067735
Now we're cooking. I say this is perfect.
>>4068551
I wonder what species her publicist is...
>>4068557
I agree, no biases intended. I really like the small pear look; teeny boobs and a thick bottom. I could probably get back to that if I worked out more but... I'm lazy and people say I look "healthier" now because I filled out over the past year.
Meh.
>>4068657
It's a secret, but this might narrow it down. She has trust issues with most mammals, but especially prey. Her publicist would probably be a predator.
>>4068586
Weaver spoil me
was Ozzy tearing up based on something sad or was he just having an odd moment
did he lose a dear prey friend that used to live on pack street
>>4068586
>I based it on a rather famous ejection by Dave Grohl
Nifty!
>I don't think there's anything particularly unreasonable about wanting to stop a guy who's ruining a good atmosphere by trying to step on someone a quarter his size
Absolutely.
Like I said, it was just surprising given the limited scope I have of his personality, and the idea of him getting mad was alien to me.
Course I guess that fits into the point you had Avo make at the end, not everything is what it appears to be.
>>4067972
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>>4068630
Well foiling a race war is pretty big.
But I do like the idea that he was a desk jockey with whatever agency hes in. That makes his achievement not dwarf Judy's since theres nothing dangerous about working a desk. But then whenver he first appears in the story is his first big break in the field
>>4068657
Small pear is best pear. and shape in general.
>>4068697
So a non-mammal predator, how exotic... bigger or smaller than her? I think it'd be fun to guess it..
>>4068556
Thanks. That got sad towards the end.
>>4068729
>non-mammal
HERESY, BURN IT ALL DOWN!
>>4068722
Exactly. I tried to reflect my size on Creme but at the same time, I wanted to keep the general shape close to her species, which wasn't easy. I might draw her in a cute swimsuit too.
>>4068704
Do you prefer sunsets or sunrises anon?
I think they're both worth watching.
>>4068785
OMINOUS
>>4068577
This is so cute
>>4068729
Oh! You misunderstand, I meant she distrusts all mammals, but since she has to work with them, she prefers fellow predators. I suggested a fossa in a previous thread. People were saying they should be sleazy and trying to take advantage of her to contrast with Swinton's Stevenson.
>>4068772
Oh boo hoo, it's almost like other continents weren't confirmed or anything by the creators.
Deal with it, Zootopia isn't staying mammal-pure forever. I'm sure there's tons of immigrant types.
>>4068775
>cute swimsuit
yes please
>>4068785
fuck you
but yes I like both
>>4068646
General consensus seemed to be: 'make them a little bit smaller', so that's what I'm going with
Ozzy is turning out to be the breakaway character of the pack, isn't he?
Look at that weird smile, and those eyes making an expression you can't quite name. What hides behind them?
>>4068785
Prefer sunsets.
You usually get some really vibrant colors in the sky from sunsets.
While pretty much every time I see a sunrise is when I've been struggling with sleep anxiety and have about two hours left before I have to get up for work and only managed to sleep for less than 60 minutes.
>>4068847
Looks better.
>>4068854
I want to grab the edge of his mouth and pull it further upwards past his eyes
>>4068854
Deep depression with a small flame of hope for things to get better
>>4068824
Aaaa... I kind of like the idea of her publicist being something that hides away due to its species because it'd be a big scandal or something if the populous found out.
>>4068833
I was thinking a sukumizu (the swimsuit in your pic related) but I have something else in mind... That is a really cute picture though.
>>4068785
I FUCKING JUST CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT FUCKING OZZY, OF ALL THE FUCKING HYENAS AND ALL THE FUCKING PACK STREETERS, IS FUCKING DEAD
FUCK
>>4068871
I'll probably make them a little bit smaller even, but I'm not gonna worry about posting more size tests
Discuss
>>4068826
Not him, but I suspect most of the pushback to including non-mammals is that it takes big chunks out of the wildlife possibilities in the word, and that it makes Zootopia even more racist to have a technologically advanced city that seems to have no immigrants in it already.
Just a few thoughts on the matter. Personally, I like the idea of the wilderness being filled with exotic lizards and birds, but that's just my opinion.
>>4068847
This is good
>>4068899
Looking forward to swimsuit regardless. Zootopians need more swimwear in general
>>4068826
>Oh boo hoo, it's almost like other continents weren't confirmed or anything by the creators.
I see this repeated constantly, but have you ever provided a source for this claim?
>>4068785
>>4068911
yeah okay I get it
also to be perfectly literal I think I do like sunsets more
I also like tragedies more but I think that's coincidental
>>4068854
>What hides behind them?
>>4068696
Yeah.
...I wish I was decent enough to write avo oral up to my own personal standards. I wonder what the plot of that sort of thing would be...
...Avo's out of lolipops, stores she usually gets them from are closed, and she needs something to stick in her muzzle to sate her oral fixation?
I like the sound of casual oral like this. Something along the lines of 'Chill out, I just needed to suck a dick, alright? I'm not your fuckin' girlfriend or anything."
Repost from previous bread, because avo oral is important.
>>4068827
>>4068854
>What hides behind them?
The bad man
The sad man
>>4068946
>'Chill out, I just needed to suck a dick, alright? I'm not your fuckin' girlfriend or anything."
holy fuck unf
>>4068894
Nah he's alright
>>4068956
>>4068961
I think this is a reference to something
>>4068827
>>4068956
>>4068978
>>4068854
Ozzy used to be a bad man. He did bad things he doesn't want to think about anymore.
He's been out of prison for a few years now. Just trying to make a fresh start.
It doesn't matter who he was. Not now.
Because now he's the good guy. The funny man. Now he's the one who smiles and laughs and hugs and does the things a good, friendly guy does.
Because he's a good guy now.
>>4067852
>Nick and Judy sat eagerly on the couch, eyes fixed on the TV.
>Judy had invited Nick over to watch the big game between Bunny Burrow and Tundratown.
>Obviously, she had her money on her hometown.
>Nick had always been partial to Tundratown.
>He didn't grow up there or anything, he just had a thing for them.
>As the ball was passed from player to player on the screen, it became clear that a goal was eminent for Bunny Burrow.
>Judy clenched her paws in anticipation.
>The shot was made...aaaanndd...
>GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!!
>"WOOHOO!" she shouts as she jumps up and down on the couch, swinging around her Bunny Burrow scarf.
>Nick slouches his ears and mumbles something unheard under is breath.
>The ball is back in play.
>Tundratown has it this time.
>The players edge closer and closer.
>Can they do it?
>GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL!!!!
>They can, and they did.
>Nick perks up as the score is evened out.
>This time, Judy is the one who mumbles under her breath.
>Ball is back in play.
>Tundratown has it again.
>This can't be happening.
>Are they gonna pull it off?
>GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
>2 points for Tundratown.
>Nick actually jumps up in celebration.
>Judy slouches down on the coffee table, dismayed.
>The game goes on.
>The scores remain unchanged.
>Tundratown wins.
>Nick cheers and shouts in victory.
>In the next bit, we see Nick being violently thrown out of the apartment.
>His bag is thrown after him.
>Wow Jude, way to be a sore loser.
FIN
>>4068946
>'Chill out, I just needed to suck a dick, alright? I'm not your fuckin' girlfriend or anything."
>>4068509
the fuck is this bland shit?
>>4068991
http://youtu.be/HkQxtwTSQHs
>>4068991
Only if his eyes are blue.
>>4068768
Want another one?
Does anyone have an avo collection they mind uploading somewhere?
I need it.
For reasons.
>>4069032
>Not the original Who version.
Jeez man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA
>>4068404
Canidae here.
>"Is... Is this what the voters want?"
Came out awesome!! Thank you for the request! Your name is Creme? Where can we find you on tumblr?
>>4069059
>>4069061
Hey, I've actually heard the limp bizkit version
>>4069085
>Still has the lollipop
>>4069085
Okay Weaver since I know you're here before I go
Can you confirm or deny if Avo has a real oral fixation or if they just like lollipops as an unhealthy snack of choice
>>4069121
good question
maybe we'll learn more about it in the future
>>4068404
>Stevens' sweating intesifies
Do not fuck Avo
>>4069088
How is that an excuse?
The only good thing to come from Limp Bizkit was Wes Borland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU
>>4069121
>They
Why are you still using gender-neutral pronouns?
>>4069028
the end of 'Hell is warm and full of sinners'
>>4069138
>Yes. Yes. But I mean clean stuff too.
Fair enough.
>>4069142
>Do not fuck Avo
>>4069169
>>4069169
Thanks. I'll be digging through my own trash folder as well, but none of it is sorted...
>>4069151
because it's still technically correct and my mind is elsewhere right now
get off my back
>>4068847
This works equally well for Devil Nick and Mob Boss Nick, I like it
>>4068961
He's not bad.
But that's not say he thinks he isn't.
>>4069199
OR ARE THEY
Remmy's always been a bit of an unreliable narrator type. He keeps typecasting the other pack-streeters from his own memories of high school.
Not everyone who flirts with you is a girl, Remmy.
>>4069181
>>4069184
np.
>>4069182
The fic states it, but I do wonder considering it's a 1st person POV, it might be Remmy mistaking Avo's gender and making assumptions.
I'm fine either way, but the ambiguity was amusing.
>>4069213
[spoiler]Was it just my imagination or was Avo being more seductive than the twins combined in that last confrontation? Like holy shit, I got a little hard.[/spoilersdon'twork]
>>4069225
>>4069225
Yes, my avo folder grows...
>>4069225
>The fic states it, but I do wonder considering it's a 1st person POV, it might be Remmy mistaking Avo's gender and making assumptions.
so glad I'm not the only one who thought that
but I dunno how much more ruse cruise I can take at this hour my eyes are killing me FUCK THIS I'M GOING TO BED
>>4069247
>>4069249
I think I have a few more left to make that monster grow...
>>4069273
>>4069138
>>4069121
I genuinely don't mean to come off as flippant or rude, but that said, since I'm making Pack Street into a contiguous story, I can't just give perfect insight into all these characters and their stories
That would ruin the natural development we'll get as the episodes continue, after all
We're almost through the "introductory" phase now
Ep1 was Al and Rex
Ep2 was Betty and the Twins
Ep3 was Ozzy and Avo
Ep4 is gonna be Marty and Charlie (who Remmy hasn't even met yet)
>>4069296
>Checking email
>Chapter 7 of Officer needs assistance
>Oh boy oh boy oh b--
>"sorry I haven't updated guys blah blah blah excuses I hope to update in the next two weeks"
WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
>>4069309
This is fine. So you planned to reveal Avo's last name or other such details in your continuous story, is what you mean?
>>4069318
>Avo was the very first one to show up for Ozzy on the roof
I wonder if this means something.
>>4069318
>>4069309
>That would ruin the natural development we'll get as the episodes continue, after all
Perfectly understandishable.
>Ep4 is gonna be Marty and Charlie (who Remmy hasn't even met yet)
Sweet...
>>4069337
It doesn't mean anything anon.
>>4069157
really? damn.
so what? Judy runs a sex club or something? this just leaves me with more cravings and questions anon, don't you do this to me
>>4069309
I hope Charlie makes Remmy the most uncomfortable of all despite being chill and small. I hope he start talking mad weird shit about him eating bug burgas.
Imagine: Zootopia 2 opens Lost in Translation style with a straight up shot of Judy's butt with panties on as the intro credits appear.
>>4069360
I think I'm starting to run out.
Possibly just the Avocado edit and the pages of the original comic left, I think.
>>4069336
Yes that's correct
Asking stuff like "what would Ozzy's favorite bands be" is a question that doesn't give too much away
"Does Ozzy have a dead friend" is really presuming I'd give up a lot of backstory up front
You might as well ask which ones I'm going to kill off
Point is that the character's development is, in itself, a key point of these stories. I don't want to explain a given character or their mindset/motivation too much because I want the possibility of surprise
Seeing another side of Avo at the end of the latest chapter is a good example of that
Or getting a revelation about one of the residents Remmy thought he had figured out
As a vaguely slice-of-life story, it's a social exploration at this point, moreso than it is a plot-point-driven episode
The interactions are (ideally) what give the story its life, not some mystery or sordid intrigue
>>4069421
>>4069427
>"Does Ozzy have a dead friend"
well I mean I didn't necessarily mean dead but yeah I didn't expect spoilers really
you guys like zootopia
>>4067853
>Nick and Judy sat at the ZPD briefing room.
>At the front, Bogo was going over the usual morning routine.
>It really seemed like another regular day at work for all of them.
>Everyone sipped from their cups of coffee.
>Officer Wilde seemed to sense that something was off.
>The coffee tasted different.
>Like, in a bad sort of way.
>And not just a "this is the wrong creamer flavor" kind of bad.
>I mean a "there are some weird fucking chemicals in this coffee" kind of bad.
>Judy clearly hadn't noticed.
>Or if she had, she didn't care.
>She was guzzling down her coffee faster than her mouth could contain it.
>"Hey, Carrots, I think there's something wrong with this...."
>"WHAT'S GOOD NYYYUUUGGGUUUUH?!?!?!?!?"
>She said that really loud, and it didn't sound like her voice.
>It sounded like the voice of a crotchety old blind black man.
>Everyone stared at her.
>"Officer Hopps, would you like to repeat that comment?" said Bogo.
>"I'm sorry" she started in her regular voice. "What I meant to say was WHAT'S REALLY GOOD!?!?!"
>Her voice changed again.
>"Hopps, stop that right now!"
>"WHAT DID YOU SAY NYYUUUUGUUUUUH?!?!??!"
>"I said, stop that immediately, or you're getting reprimanded!"
>Judy jumped up on the table, ripped her clothes off, took a massive shit, and said while jumping up and down:
>"MAN FUCK YOUR POLICE STATION NYYUGUUH, FUCK. YOUR. POLICE. STATION!!!!!"
>And with that, she grabbed Nick by the arm and yanked him out of his seat.
>She dragged him outside, tossed him in the passenger side of a cruiser, and got in the driver's seat.
>"WE GON SOLVE ALL THE CRIME NYYYUUUGUUUUH!!!!!" she shouted as she turned the ignition and slammed the gas.
>The cruiser sped down the streets at 120 mph.
>Many pedestrians were killed.
>Nick was starting to feel the effects of the one sip he took.
>It appeared to him that the cruiser had taken flight.
>The cruiser crashed into the Zootopian equivalence of the Twin Towers.
FIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck
>>4069460
Well, geez, can you imagine asking GRRM who he plans on killing in the next book and him actually giving a straight answer?
Like obviously we gotta give Weav time to make us attached to all these characters BEFORE he crane-kicks us in our big, fluffy bunny buns.
>>4069462
that is correct
>>4069427
>You might as well ask which ones I'm going to kill off
>>4069498
Did they release concept art of the dmv scene?
>>4069427
>"You might as well ask which ones I'm going to kill off"
You smug antelope. You did that on purpose!
>>4069609
>>4069514
Pack Street is actually a tragedy about the forgotten and impoverished. Remmy starts off fearful and resentful of his neighbors, but slowly learns to love them, only to see them taken away one by one.
In the end he is the last one standing.
He sits in the empty lobby, alone. Surrounded by the sounds of silence. He stares at the blank TV, remembering when the others would gather down here to watch, to chat. When the room was full of life, and a kind of raw, powerful kinship that he understood only too late.
Names will echo in his head, faces growing fainter.
"Goodnight, guys."
"I miss you."
>>4069427
But weaver, of course Ozzy doesn't have a dead friend.
It's Charlie who's friends with the dead.
The first time the other pack streeters found him having long conversations with a headstone were pretty offputting, but eventually, one by one, he invited them to sit in and join him...
>>4069462
It's ok, but I prefer Zootropolis
>>4069427
>You might as well ask which ones I'm going to kill off
I know that's a trick hint.
You'e going to kill off the lot of them via a street level gas leak that results in an explosion that takes out the entire block.
>>4069623
>It's Charlie who's friends with the dead.
>>4069620
![[coffee intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/W8ufmrN.gif "[coffee intensifies].gif")
>>4069620
Are we actually stuck in some sort of depression-based anomaly where we literally cannot do anything happy for a sustained amount of time?
Hey guys; I found a rare avo in my folder.
